I think I can learn a thing or two from this man.

budgie91 · 2012-09-21T09:29:41+00:00

AGiantMoth · 2012-09-21T08:58:44+00:00

I see no facepalms here.

bearsaremean · 2012-09-21T08:44:01+00:00

TIL I'd've is a word

Topochicho · 2012-09-21T13:05:42+00:00

Been there, done that... Followed by a very manly exit from the road & dismount. Then its "omg. Omg! OMG! Get it off! GET it off! GET IT OFF!" Said in a rising tone at an increasing pace. I also find that waving both hands around in the air while doing your own little peepee dance really helps gain the respect of the other riders with you.

RedeemerJC · 1 day

i'd say this is more of a /r/facebookwins then /r/facepalm

Jgib5328 · 2012-09-21T13:55:47+00:00

I feel slightly inspired by this. No facepalm for me.

NovelTAcct · 2012-09-21T13:09:18+00:00

It's not very often you come across an I'd've.

dr00min · 2012-09-21T13:47:19+00:00

If only it was a wasp.

l0l_cabbage · 2012-09-21T14:02:02+00:00

This belongs to /r/facebookwins

Say_what_you_see · 2012-09-21T13:16:03+00:00

Amazing

aspankdmonkey · 2012-09-21T14:05:05+00:00

My friends dad was in a situation like this, except it was a bee... and he dumped his bike.

J4degrees · 2012-09-21T14:07:34+00:00

That was not even remotely a face palm

goody_71 · 2012-09-21T14:07:44+00:00

Is this like a meta facepalm? Like the facepalm is actually this post itself?

XSKYSOLDIER · 2012-09-21T14:20:09+00:00

I learned that you can have a double contraction and it look legit.

Swagofthecentury · 2012-09-21T14:26:25+00:00

Want to upvote...But in wrong subreddit...My feels are ripped asunder.

silveridea · 2012-09-21T15:30:20+00:00

I'd've /genius.

dirtypaws · 2012-09-21T15:30:26+00:00

This is actually pretty cool.

palmytree · 2012-09-21T15:49:30+00:00

What bothers me about this is the implication that he thinks the heliocentric model of the solar system involves the rotation of the universe.

Lordodirections · 2012-09-21T15:52:05+00:00

Someone should x-post this to hownottogiveafuck. In fact, I might do just that!

creativebaconmayhem · 2012-09-21T16:12:01+00:00

Chris Cornell had a bee sting him in the eye on the highway while on his motorcycle. Kinda makes this dude seem like a pussy.

scott_free26 · 2012-09-21T18:13:07+00:00

Yeah you know what you can learn from him? Don't drive 90mph on a motorcycle.

little_stereo · 2012-09-21T19:36:30+00:00

Is it THAT hard to figure out the purpose of this subreddit? This shit happens daily.

Saber8472 · 2012-09-21T21:18:21+00:00

As a rider that is an extremely uncomfortable situation.

A friend of mine put on a old helmet and went on a ride, kept itching for some reason, he was able to pull the mouth guard up and down to "scratch", eventually he stopped and looked inside it to find a fire-ant colony X_x.

15rthughes · 2012-09-21T12:39:48+00:00

Use that report button people, it's there for a reason.

I_am_an_oak · 2012-09-21T12:26:56+00:00

i would say this needs a repost to r/motorcycles

LaymanF · 2012-09-21T11:47:05+00:00

This deserves so many more upvotes than it has...

C47man · 1 day

I'd've? It would have been easier to write "I'd have". Its only one extra button on the keyboard, and you won't look like you're typing in Na'vi.

Also, that dude is badass.

facepalm

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