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all 15 comments

[–]ufamizm 0 points1 point ago

This is old yet still fuckin hilarious. Upvote

[–]TheHangOfThursday 0 points1 point ago

If someone is threatening you with a knife, yeah, they might stab you.

[–]uberbro 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
That about answers that question 1com 15pts 3mos pics
quote from man stabbed 19coms 355pts 3mos funny
Well Damn.. 4coms 2pts 1mo funny
I guess he got what he asked for. 1com 10pts 3mos funny
Oh yes, he did. 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
a little ironic i think (first post be gentle) 5coms 5pts 1mo funny
Quote from man stabbed 0coms -4pts 3mos funny
Quote from man stabbed 1com 8pts 26dys funny
Last words of a man who was stabbed 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
Well, shit. 6coms 10pts 3mos funny
Well, are ya? 168coms 1940pts 3mos funny
Classic mistake 6coms 46pts 7dys funny
Quote from a stabbed man 5coms 2pts 1mo funny
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" 1com 1pt 2mos pics
Famous Last Words 1com 5pts 21dys funny
Actually, yeah... 2coms -1pt 1mo funny
Don't ask stupid questions 2coms 1pt 1mo pics
Quote From Man Stabbed 21coms 585pts 2mos nottheonion
Famous last words.. 58coms 872pts 2mos funny
Quote from man stabbed 5coms 13pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

Keep karma whoring, I'll keep busting your asses.

[–]frzfox 3 points4 points ago

Keep karma whoring, I'll keep busting your asses.

ooooh boy, you sure showed him, I bet he's crying with how hard you busted his ass.

[–]uberbro 1 point2 points ago

I was in character, give me a break.

[–]suddz[S] 0 points1 point ago

keep? lol it was sent to my cell phone. unintentional! jerk....and for the record...i am crying....over my busted ass

[–]TheHangOfThursday -2 points-1 points ago

Yowza.

[–]cdub353 -1 points0 points ago

spokane fails for the win

[–]mikefromengland -1 points0 points ago

Hah Haaaaah!

[–]boundlessbird20 -1 points0 points ago

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! THIS IS HILARIOUS!