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Having Sex After 1 Year of Being Dry (i.imgur.com)
submitted 13 days ago by upvotehappy
[–]Wikipedia_scholar 5 points6 points7 points 13 days ago
You have to keep your head on a swivel when you're in the middle of a vicious...cock fight
[–]Darth2132 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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[–]R2Lowber 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago
....Wat.
[–]Atarashii 9 points10 points11 points 13 days ago
If you think you will get laid that night, then pre-fap. It helps and exercises around your groin region.
[–]Choppa790 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago
just ended up me want to go home to drink beer and play Icewind Dale II.
No wonder you've been dry for a year.
[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
or... you could go round two ? :P
[–]turdnucklesandwich 1 point2 points3 points 11 days ago
not everyone can, sara.
[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point2 points 11 days ago
damn. wishful thinking then ..
[–]rbutler13 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
boy
[–]Nimmy_the_Jim 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
lol
[–]l0l_cabbage 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
That's how I used to pronounce It when my English sucked.
[–]Bravo777 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr11lw9GlD1qemrfv.jpg
[–]_Bubble_Boy 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
It's been 3 years since I even kissed a woman, I'll come up with a sagan-related spacememe regarding blackholes and ejaculate when I clear up this dryspell.
[–]turdnucklesandwich 0 points1 point2 points 11 days ago
3 years, me too homie.
[–]ImIndignant 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
I felt the same way after being "dry" from alcohol... for one night.
[–]lordmarkthe1st 1 point2 points3 points 13 days ago
Haha to avoid this my mate jacked off just before and then couldnt get a boner, and thus the dry spell continues!
[–]atomatoisagoddamnveg -1 points0 points1 point 13 days ago
Ah, very good sir!
[–]slowestmojo 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago
I love subtle meme changes. This one was so obvious! Im surprised it took this long....
which is not what OP heard that day
[–]jackzander 0 points1 point2 points 12 days ago
Well
ಠ_ಠ
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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