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[–]Wikipedia_scholar 5 points6 points ago

You have to keep your head on a swivel when you're in the middle of a vicious...cock fight

[–]Darth2132 2 points3 points ago

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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[–]R2Lowber 4 points5 points ago

....Wat.

[–]Atarashii 9 points10 points ago

If you think you will get laid that night, then pre-fap. It helps and exercises around your groin region.

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[–]Choppa790 5 points6 points ago

just ended up me want to go home to drink beer and play Icewind Dale II.

No wonder you've been dry for a year.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

or... you could go round two ? :P

[–]turdnucklesandwich 1 point2 points ago

not everyone can, sara.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

damn. wishful thinking then ..

[–]rbutler13 2 points3 points ago

boy

[–]Nimmy_the_Jim 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]l0l_cabbage 1 point2 points ago

That's how I used to pronounce It when my English sucked.

[–]_Bubble_Boy 0 points1 point ago

It's been 3 years since I even kissed a woman, I'll come up with a sagan-related spacememe regarding blackholes and ejaculate when I clear up this dryspell.

[–]turdnucklesandwich 0 points1 point ago

3 years, me too homie.

[–]ImIndignant 0 points1 point ago

I felt the same way after being "dry" from alcohol... for one night.

[–]lordmarkthe1st 1 point2 points ago

Haha to avoid this my mate jacked off just before and then couldnt get a boner, and thus the dry spell continues!

[–]atomatoisagoddamnveg -1 points0 points ago

Ah, very good sir!

[–]slowestmojo 1 point2 points ago

I love subtle meme changes. This one was so obvious! Im surprised it took this long....

which is not what OP heard that day

[–]jackzander 0 points1 point ago

Well

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