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[–]prose-before-hoes 1289 points1290 points ago

There's a jump rope camp?

[–]lethargicwalrus 1035 points1036 points ago

It's only for rich white kids.

[–]forwormsbravepercy 1878 points1879 points ago

black kids' parents get a little nervous about phrases like "here comes the rope"

[–]HEYYOWUTSUP 813 points814 points ago

Wow, that pang of white guilt did not stifle my laughter.

[–]HabitOfCreature 394 points395 points ago

Good. It shouldn't. Racial humor and racial animosity are not the same thing. :)

[–]cdigioia 644 points645 points ago

This is true; I'm horribly racist, yet have a terrible sense of humor.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 159 points160 points ago

How do you feel about dark comedies?

[–]Cbenjy 288 points289 points ago

Like Chris Rock?

[–]Fast05GT 51 points52 points ago

Like Morgan Freeman?

[–]Scooter15 68 points69 points ago

I can smell you.

[–]crowfart 37 points38 points ago

You mean Tyler Perry's movies?

[–]BlandSauce 127 points128 points ago

He said comedies.

[–]daimposter 18 points19 points ago

Dark comedies, not crap comedies.

[–]HabitOfCreature 12 points13 points ago

Thanks! It's always good to know that horrible racists agree with-- : |

[–]GreatLookingGuy 3 points4 points ago

Tell that to /r/shitredditsays.

[–]YouPickMyName 0 points1 point ago

We can beat racism if we're all racist together!

That has always been my motto, and white people seem to love it.

[–]ForgetMeNaut 43 points44 points ago

Guilt no longer looks like a word now...

[–]BA_ 58 points59 points ago

[–]murmanjake 13 points14 points ago

Great, now I know what to call it when I repeat a word 15 times for my class and suddenly it becomes meaningless.

[–]FuCKiNTowel 13 points14 points ago

TIL

[–]NickDerpkins 3 points4 points ago

but....he just showed you a picture of guilt as a word....how does it not look like a word now?!

[–]punchbag 16 points17 points ago

White guilt. On a black background.

[–]AppleDane 1 point2 points ago

It's not a word.

It's a series of picture elements, defined by ones and zeroes, displayed on a viewing apperatus.

[–]TravisB5643 5 points6 points ago

This is not a comment

[–]NickDerpkins 3 points4 points ago

dude

[–]madnickhahaha 126 points127 points ago

WHY DOES HE KEEP OPENING IT WHEN HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEHIND IT

[–]obliterationn 43 points44 points ago

He's taken psychedelics and is stuck in a loop

[–]brycedriesenga 32 points33 points ago

I know what this is like. It is not fun. The blankets just kept coming...

[–]SelectaRx 13 points14 points ago

The blankets if you're lucky.

[–]mikev7743 13 points14 points ago

[–]twitch1982 51 points52 points ago

White kids' parents tend to get nervous around "here comes the rape"!

[–]resutidder 132 points133 points ago

White kids' parents tend to get nervous about "here come the black kids"

[–]Beasty_Glanglemutton 44 points45 points ago

White family moves into a black neighborhood. Black guy says, "Here comes the neighborhood".

[–]lethargicwalrus 10 points11 points ago

DAE white flight?

[–]lethargicwalrus 17 points18 points ago

Brace yourself, SRS is coming

[–]DildzQueen 13 points14 points ago

Honestly its one of the least bad racial jokes I've seen reddit make. I mean when you hang out on SRS and see the kind of racist shit reddit will upvote you get a little desensitized.

That said this is a racially targeted joke where black people aren't the butt of the joke, the butt of the joke is the fucked up history of America. That's fine by me. :D

[–]BallsackTBaghard 1 point2 points ago

Racism is the funniest thing the world still has. Take it away and there is nothing left.

[–]4Rings 0 points1 point ago

However, seeing a black guy wearing a shirt that says "here comes the rape" seems fitting.

[–]rottingshadow 1 point2 points ago

That left me hanging for a sec! :D

[–]rjlupin86 0 points1 point ago

bravo, sir, bravo.

[–]Billz2me 90 points91 points ago

white kids cant jump.

haven't you ever seen the groups of double dutchers? 99% of the time they're black 100% of the time, and they're fucking amazing.

[–]tylerbray 53 points54 points ago

That's why they need a whole camp to teach them. Black kids pick up on the street by the time they're 3.

[–]Melnorme 14 points15 points ago

Sesame Street man. Those girls would make 8 year old you feel like you accomplished nothing in life.

[–]shillbert 59 points60 points ago

I think those numbers are a little high. I'd say 60% of the time, they're black every time.

[–]nbrennan 4 points5 points ago

As a small white child, the first time I saw black kids jumping rope it looked like magic.

[–]mcknicker 87 points88 points ago

It's technically called Summer Light-to-Moderate Fitness and Wellness Camp for Overweight Children, but "Jump Rope Camp" seemed to play better with the focus group.

[–]russwee 24 points25 points ago

And I would go just to get that shirt

[–]RapedYourFriend 8 points9 points ago

I would go just to get that sister.

[–]jcannon98188 15 points16 points ago

Here comes the rape, amirite?

[–]IAmA_Lurker_AmA 33 points34 points ago

Nope. OP made up Jump Rope Camps, and he made a custom "Here comes the rape" t-shirt all for karma. He probably doesn't even have a sister!

[–]Lilmhiame 12 points13 points ago

Still love the shirt.

[–]Lizbeffwolf 13 points14 points ago

what if i told you..... there are some people who dont go so far out of their way to make a tshirt for numbers that dont matter

[–]jcannon98188 14 points15 points ago

I don't believe it.

[–]pinkie3141 293 points294 points ago

"Here comes the rope" is still pretty goddamn funny, to be honest.

[–]elmuchoprez 89 points90 points ago

I don't typically like to read too much into this kind of thing, but it would be awkward as hell sending that home with a black kid.

[–]Welderbob 17 points18 points ago

Say that with with Jack Torrances voice from the shining! :)

[–]woo_hah 11 points12 points ago

It merely implies rape. "Here comes the rape" is too obtuse.

[–]JiminyPiminy 9 points10 points ago

It's the implication!

[–]koobaxion 5 points6 points ago

This shirt was a terrible investment

[–]slimeham 3 points4 points ago

It subtly implies the rape instead of being explicit.

[–]StephensonB 417 points418 points ago

That camp should sell these online. They'd make a fortune.

[–]Spider_Rapist 225 points226 points ago

I'd buy 20

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 163 points164 points ago

That comes out to 160 arm holes.

[–]MKorostoff 137 points138 points ago

No I think he's a human who rapes spiders. Yup that's a thing I just typed.

[–]cdigioia 14 points15 points ago

Perhaps he wants to get them as gifts for his spider rape-victims?

[–]Dudeonhisfriendslap 48 points49 points ago

ah, the ol' rape and drape.

[–]Kazmarov 1 point2 points ago

[–]Malgas 13 points14 points ago

Eight holes per garment sounds more like a spider leotard or onesie to me. I'm thinking spider shirts would have like 4 arms tops, and they'd need a pair (quadruple?) of spider pants to be fully dressed.

[–]FeculentUtopia 7 points8 points ago

And eight spider shoes, which cost 1/8 pence each.

[–]GalacticUndead 4 points5 points ago

LOOK AROUND YOU.

[–]EvTheSmev 12 points13 points ago

I'd buy 1

[–]Anal_rape_guy 5 points6 points ago

Me too. One is enough.

[–]MarsTraveler 0 points1 point ago

I want this shirt so bad. I tried to find something online, but to no avail. The internet has failed me :(

[–]kit_carlisle 76 points77 points ago

That's seriously fucked up when you think about how they used real rope (and not a jumprope...) to spell that...

[–]gobearsandchopin 11 points12 points ago

so what does a jumprope look like then?

[–]dawgiesman1 77 points78 points ago

Jump rope is a rope-like cable that has handle bars on the end. The rope used on the shirt is just rope.

... rape rope.

[–]schoocher 14 points15 points ago

Like a rope that you jump. In the olden days they just used a rope with a knot tied at both ends for the grip.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3nheIqw_aRk/T2eBqDwtmMI/AAAAAAAACqg/tskkTLzRrtQ/s400/Jump-Rope-36682.jpg

[–]tommytweeter 2 points3 points ago

there are all kinds of JumpRopes but none of them look like that font.

[–]ZE3Z 238 points239 points ago

You go to a jump rope competition wearing t-shirts saying "Here come's the Rape," I don't think people will be giving you shit.

[–]kevinpadillac 64 points65 points ago

unless /r/shitredditsays is in the building.

[–]dertydan 30 points31 points ago

Then you know it's a party!

[–]Hellrazor236 41 points42 points ago

We're having too much fun!

EVERYBODY STOP THINKING THIS IS FUNNY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF A SLIGHTLY LOWER IMAGINARY NUMBER!

[–]dertydan 38 points39 points ago

WE WILL HIT THEM IN THEIR KARMA, THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE WEAK.

[–]Funkpuppet 17 points18 points ago

OUR DOWNVOTES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

Then we shall post in the shade...

[–]tojo940 3 points4 points ago

SLIGHTLY LOWER IMAGINARY NUMBER!

So from 5i to 2i or something?

[–]Anonymous0ne 6 points7 points ago

Yeah those fuckers are professional killjoys.

[–]Sarria22 2 points3 points ago

He said he doesn't think PEOPLE will be giving shit. I don't think Trolls and Circlejerkers count.

[–]skajam 303 points304 points ago

you mean you haven't heard of double dutch jump rape?

[–]MomCorp 226 points227 points ago

The Dutch - always on the forefront of rape techniques.

[–]Verblocity 45 points46 points ago

Who can forget the ground-breaking innovation that was dutch date-raping?

[–]mcknicker 56 points57 points ago

Wouldn't going dutch on rape just be consensual sex?

[–]compto35 26 points27 points ago

Close-proximity masturbation

[–]mcknicker 14 points15 points ago

I've got to tell you, reading my new messages out of context and not being able to remember what your comment was replying to kind freaked me out for a second.

[–]faggotmoose 3 points4 points ago

It's not rape if nobody wants it.

[–]bob_newman 17 points18 points ago

Little-known fact: the phrase "Dutch Oven" was coined after a notorious Dutch serial rapist accidentally farted during one of his routine rape sessions.

[–]compto35 5 points6 points ago

-_-

[–]SlickTricks 4 points5 points ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Dutch rape to dispute it.

[–]GaryDuder 4 points5 points ago

Natalieeeeeeee
Hollowayyyyyyyy

[–]ThunderAssDiamond 2 points3 points ago

R.I.P Patrice.

[–]Heartofgold_hooker 0 points1 point ago

Right! Wasn't the guy that killed Natalie halloway a Dutchman?

[–]DrBoon_forgot_his_pw 132 points133 points ago

The best part is that "Rape" is written using a rope so it's twice as sinister!

[–]wikkiwikkiwa 123 points124 points ago

I'd say the best part of this is that someone looked at that design and said, "Yep, this is a great idea."

[–]pjhollow 97 points98 points ago

And even after it was printed, someone held it up and was like, "Yep, perfect! give it to all the children!"

[–]APiousCultist 27 points28 points ago

First the rape, now they want to "give it to all the children". Sickos.

[–]Dudeonhisfriendslap 31 points32 points ago

Have we ruled out the possibility of there being a gaggle of rapists out there who are pissed the fuck off that they received a box full of shirts that say, "Here comes the rope!"?

[–]Ghostalker474 119 points120 points ago

Is it legitimate rope?

[–]ndkdb 6 points7 points ago

no, it was consenstual.

[–]Ragnalypse 162 points163 points ago

This item has rape on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the rape on my shirt that I, like a rape, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'rape' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a rape-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my rape would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the rape on my shirt, I told her I wanted to rape her. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you rape shirt.

Pros: Fits my muscly frame, has rape on it, attracts women

Cons: Only one rape (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see rape when sitting with arms crossed, rape would have been better if it glowed in the dark.

[–]PhantomSwagger 94 points95 points ago

I'm not sure what I read, but I regret nothing.

[–]stillcole 15 points16 points ago

I can't decide if I'm mad at you for letting me know the truth

[–]tyme 40 points41 points ago

I was hoping this was a novelty account named "AmazonReview".

I am disappointed.

[–]Cheesusaur 23 points24 points ago

Well if you've got rope...

[–]DeusExMachinist 25 points26 points ago

After that group of rapists who like to tie their victims up with rope cancelled their t-shirt order, the jump rope camp got a deal.

[–]madlordofestnoth 6 points7 points ago

Next up, juicing camp!

[–]freefalljunkie 9 points10 points ago

Where can I order this online?! I must know!

[–]genjutsu01 5 points6 points ago

Jump rope camp? In America is there literally a camp for everything? In Scotland we havent got anything like this, during the summer we get to go outside and play with all the broken glass in the street.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 20 points21 points ago

A consequence of the decreasing relevance of cursive in the modern American education system.

[–]jyper 8 points9 points ago

Or the reason for the decreasing relevance of cursive in the modern America?

[–]Sigma34561 12 points13 points ago

why do you come up as turbo sloth?

[–]ABitCurious 3 points4 points ago

I don't even have RES (insert obligatory RES link spam) but I still see it.

Someone else forced this tag on me. They're taking our freedoms.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 9 points10 points ago

It's not an RES tag, it's a subreddit flair.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 2 points3 points ago

Vecause I used to draw a MS-Paint webcomic called Turbo Sloth that is currently on indefinite hiatus. The mods added a tag for me since they kept thinking I was stealing OC when I frontpaged because I uploaded my own comics to imgur (I don't make money from my site anyway). Well, there you go.

[–]facewhatface 10 points11 points ago

I'm never going to bitch about having to have learned cursive again

[–]orzof 7 points8 points ago

I don't think, "Here Comes the Rope," is a big step in the other direction.

[–]namegoeswhere 6 points7 points ago

And people said that cursive wasn't something we needed to know. I bet all those SAT testers are laughing their asses off.

[–]osteenq 1 point2 points ago

And people say there's no reason to teach cursive writing in the schools.

[–]ADrunkPanda60 2 points3 points ago

THIS is why we learned cursive in 3rd grade.

[–]Tartz55 15 points16 points ago

Why Is Every Word Capitalized?

[–]MVolta 33 points34 points ago

because it's a title

[–]original_evanator 5 points6 points ago

well in that case

[–]deservethefuture 4 points5 points ago

Uppercase, to be exact.

[–]FreezerJumps 2 points3 points ago

This is the greeting Kobe Bryant gets when he checks into a hotel in Colorado.

[–]torogami 2 points3 points ago

Even it did say "Rope," it's still suggestive as fuck.

[–]calebnf 1 point2 points ago

Does Sandusky run this "camp"?

[–]AlexanderHammer 0 points1 point ago

Makes me wonder if it would say rope the first time I looked at it if my mind weren't quite so twisted.

[–]Ghede 15 points16 points ago

It doesn't just look like it says rape, it really does say rape. The curl out from a cursive o comes from the TOP of the o, if it comes from the bottom like that, it's closer to an a.

[–]topher3003 0 points1 point ago

I obviously haven't spent enough time on the internet, I didn't see any problems at first.

[–]nutphux 0 points1 point ago

Rape also use to be sold in stores.

[–]WhiteHeather 3 points4 points ago

That looks a lot more like an o than an a though.

[–]FaZaCon 1 point2 points ago

[–]Wombscape 2 points3 points ago

I WOULD TOTALLY PAY MONEY FOR THIS SHIRT

[–]Encouragedissent 0 points1 point ago

A link through the middle of the O would have been easy fix. Just sayin....

[–]Winniebago -1 points0 points ago

Black kids have double dutch camp.

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[–]FledglingZombie -1 points0 points ago

Give us the doctor!

[–]Mufasa_says 0 points1 point ago

To be honest I did think it said rope to begin with but I thought it was some pretty dark humour to do with suicide or a rope murderer

[–]diniesolihah 1 point2 points ago

Even before you click on it you know its gonna say Rape but you click on it anyways.

[–]BLVD 1 point2 points ago

[–]bracko81 -1 points0 points ago

I read this as Rope, and assumed it was racist. Then I reread the title and saw it. Either way, it's pretty funny.

[–]jrockwell1222 -1 points0 points ago

Whatever font that is, it is terrible for the letter o. I once got a hoodie for a high school sport and it looked like Rackwell.

[–]ohdoylerulez90 -1 points0 points ago

Tie em up!

[–]ddonaldd -1 points0 points ago

That's a cursive a.

[–]Mattisinthezone 0 points1 point ago

Probably from the creators of Johnson and hedges.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow7pwIDhl5c

[–]XXXTeens 0 points1 point ago

I looked the font up online http://www.1001freefonts.com/RopeMF.php and it does actually say "rope". But, that 'o' looks an awful lot like an 'a' to me and anybody else who has ever learned cursive.

[–]SomniareSolace 0 points1 point ago

or just an o that's written as an a

[–]I-rape-chickens 0 points1 point ago

Whats the problem here?

[–]ichigo2862 -1 points0 points ago

the rope font makes it extra special.

[–]nacnud 0 points1 point ago

Maybe its a cry for help...

[–]XA36 0 points1 point ago

I am shitty with cursive, but that is not an "o"

[–]Radwagon 0 points1 point ago

Looks like no one is enjoying it if he's sliding in rope.

[–]Dranx17 0 points1 point ago

How much?

[–]ryanasimov 0 points1 point ago

Wait, wait... let me guess before I click! Umm... "Ripe"? It's gonna say "Ripe", right? That's gotta be it.

[–]ericgriz13 0 points1 point ago

Pedobear approves.

[–]BarkingBananaSpiders 0 points1 point ago

I read, "Here comes the Hope." I like my brain.

[–]kph123 0 points1 point ago

If she doesn't want the shirt, I'll take it.

[–]plazmamuffin 0 points1 point ago

can I have that shirt?

[–]JayMillz 0 points1 point ago

Catholic jump rope camp

[–]Narcolepzzzzzzzzzzzz 0 points1 point ago

You hope...

[–]blehm98 0 points1 point ago

It'd be funnier if she was black

[–]CheeseBrick -1 points0 points ago

plaqe?

[–]3206 0 points1 point ago

Friend's* (or friends' if multiple of her siblings are your friend).

[–]erik718 1 point2 points ago

There's a Jump Rape Camp somewhere out there with the wrong shirts....

[–]sleepycaeyae 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something pedobear would wear. Could someone help with the pic?

[–]notsferatu 0 points1 point ago

someone at the t-shirt printing company is a troll

[–]stillcole 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else think it said "pope"?

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Even if it said rope, that'd still be kinda eh.

[–]DraxTheDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

I'm going tie you to the radiator and rope you all night long

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

FRIEND'S

FRIEND'S

FRIEND'S

FRIEND'S

FRIEND'S

[–]STFD 0 points1 point ago

Tell her I will buy her shirt, Wearing this to a bar would definitely get me some sex

[–]Goat_Porker 0 points1 point ago

See, it's funny because rope is used for bondage and rape.

[–]WheresUrHeadAt 0 points1 point ago

What comes with jump rape camp?

[–]ololcopter 1 point2 points ago

I got raped into buying a car once.

[–]parrotsnest 1 point2 points ago

Rope and rape, what's the big deal? They don't have to mutually exclusive.

[–]figures 0 points1 point ago

I want to wear this whilst marathoning svu

[–]jhurkot 0 points1 point ago

If you read this shirt I'd say that is consent.

[–]DoubleDutchOven 0 points1 point ago

And just like that, the Gentlemen Rapists got a new fantasy football logo.

[–]tealeaves_ 1 point2 points ago

I see that the schools really have stopped teaching people cursive.

[–]psparks900 0 points1 point ago

Even if it did look like it said "Rope", black people everywhere would be scared/enraged.

[–]treemoustache 0 points1 point ago

Here comes the rope would have been worse. I'd rather be raped than hanged.

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

Definitely an a, that's plausible deniability at work.

[–]danaks -1 points0 points ago

You better watch out, cause HERE COME THE RAPE!

[–]demerdar 0 points1 point ago

blowing ropey loads all over that.

[–]savannah287 0 points1 point ago

yikes!