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[–]lolipop2k 7 points8 points ago

I live in Sweden and typed in "Ica", which is the most common food store. My iPhone told me to go to China.

[–]sayrith 10 points11 points ago

It's phoning home.

[–]ThatGuyAlxe 8 points9 points ago

Actually applying cold water to the burnt area causes the area to hurt so much more, because of the rapid change from one extreme to the other.

[–]420neverforget 0 points1 point ago

Source? Every time this topic comes up, this comment is made, and I Google the shit out of it and find nothing.

[–]ThatGuyAlxe 0 points1 point ago

Cool the burn. Hold the burned area under cool (not cold)...

Source http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/first-aid-burns/FA00022

[–]TheVandyMan 7 points8 points ago

Seriously? This is currently on the front page.

[–]chiablo 3 points4 points ago

We're quickly reaching a critical tipping point for reddit. Soon, the entire front page will be nothing but reposts of the same fucking thing.

[–]Comical_Sans 0 points1 point ago

I thought the title said "apple cold water to the burnt area"

[–]lumanderthon 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

"Apple-y" cold water

[–]jaimesIV 0 points1 point ago

But don't use iOs 6 maps to find the burnt area

[–]butt2face -1 points0 points ago

[–]benny_boy -1 points0 points ago

Re posts are getting closer and closer together these days

[–]southdubify -2 points-1 points ago

False. You apply lukewarm water to 1st and 2nd degree burns and go to the E.R. for 3rd degree burns

[–]guitarist9108 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the current stages are superficial burn, partial- thickness burn, and full- thickness burn. At least in the US, emergency/ prehospital care terminology changes a few years ago

[–]Frankie_Carbone -2 points-1 points ago

more like i-ohhhhh-s6

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Actually, you want warm water on a burn.