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[–]AestheticPotential 127 points128 points ago

I think gender equality has reached a point where I should be able to tell my wife that she is sleeping on the couch because I am pissed off at her.

[–]ProfProphet713 82 points83 points ago

bitch is NOT making me sleep elsewhere in my own damn house. (honey, i'm just saying this to be cool.)

[–]Ellimist11 76 points77 points ago

And I said - Looks around- And I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch."

[–]alexanderpas 9 points10 points ago

bitch is NOT making me sleep elsewhere in my own damn house.

You're right about that!

  • If she doesn't want to sleep in the bed together with you, she sleeps on the couch.
  • If you don't want to sleep in the bed together with her, you sleep on the couch.

[–]Sextopus 27 points28 points ago

I've never made my husband sleep on the couch. If I'm the one who's pissed, I'll sleep on the couch. I'm not trying to punish him, I'm just trying to get away from him so that I can cool down.

[–]Phrobis-m9 8 points9 points ago

And then at three in the morning you throw the bedroom door open, turn on the lights and stand at the foot of the bed, arms crossed and hip cocked, glaring at him as he groggily breaks from his slumber so you can say one more thing that can't wait until morning?

[–]smpx 13 points14 points ago

Oh god, you've played this game before. It never ends well.

"Are you really just going to lie there? Say something!"

[–]amandatoryy 6 points7 points ago

Good luck with that

[–]Hailth 3 points4 points ago

I think you could pull it off as long as you don't say it's only because you're the one who's mad.

First, appeal to her sense of logic. If we must sleep separated, then you should take the couch because I am bigger than you. Everyone knows couches are less comfortable the taller you are.

If that doesn't work, appeal to her sense of self preservation. If we must sleep separated, then you should take the couch because I am bigger than you.

If you're not bigger than her, abort mission or prepare for trouble.

[–]PhantomSwagger 3 points4 points ago

Let us know how that goes.

[–]QuadroWho 114 points115 points ago

I feel like sleeping on a bunk bed is shittier than on a couch...however, so many activities.

[–]Duramax159 14 points15 points ago

Endless fighting over who gets to sleep on the castle wall...

[–]prometheus1981 3 points4 points ago

Forst awesome!

[–]JohnScribbles 21 points22 points ago

You could do aerobics in there!

[–]NaXoL 26 points27 points ago

I've also watched Step Brothers.

[–]witherance 60 points61 points ago

[–]QuadroWho 5 points6 points ago

Just don't use hockey sticks as support beams--bad decision.

[–]mindkilla123 2 points3 points ago

Rookie mistake.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 467 points468 points ago

[–]Menospan 311 points312 points ago

[–]skyman724 63 points64 points ago

[–]DeathToPennies 39 points40 points ago

Of course this exists.

[–]CountGrasshopper 7 points8 points ago

"Copyright 1968." Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 86 points87 points ago

[–]Endless_squire 10 points11 points ago

Omg I'm actually tearing up with laughter.

[–]rebmem 28 points29 points ago

Risky click based on username.

[–]clownyfish 12 points13 points ago

the eyes

[–]techk8 5 points6 points ago

A couch and a bed! Don't mind if I rest here fo-AW FUCK AW SHIT AAAAAAAA-

YOU DIED

[–]lannister_debts_etc 3 points4 points ago

Be wary of mimicry

[–]SirWilliamScott 3 points4 points ago

My favorite character from the new Brave Little Toaster

[–]JasonEay 5 points6 points ago

It's so bad! There's blood everywhere!

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

I know. How messy! Who's drinks smoothies in bed anyway?

[–]Dillbill 35 points36 points ago

The fact that he is butt naked in the last picture made it for me, I always enjoy your sketches

[–]mysistersacretin[S] 98 points99 points ago

Oh my god! Ever since I saw you on your first day on reddit I have wanted you to comment on one of my posts or comments! You have my eternal gratitude, and an upvote.

[–]Drunken_Economist 99 points100 points ago

Keep your pants on, man.

[–]wafflesareforever 56 points57 points ago

OH MY GOD IT'S DRUNKEN ECONOMIST I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BANG HIM

[–]Dickfore 21 points22 points ago

Ain't he a she?

[–]wafflesareforever 42 points43 points ago

IRRELEVANT

[–]Dickfore 15 points16 points ago

I'm eating In N Out right now.

[–]Gyro88 3 points4 points ago

What's a dickfore?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 12 points13 points ago

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SCISSOR HER.

[–]Drunken_Economist 7 points8 points ago

What's a dickfore?

[–]dsoltesz 14 points15 points ago

Why? LET'S ALL GO PANTLESS!

[–]Maverick1717 13 points14 points ago

Implying that I'm not already

[–]mehugz 7 points8 points ago

I never wear pants. Pants wear me.

[–]walczyk 5 points6 points ago

first pic looks like he's sleeping with another dude

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

No judgement here.

[–]DrPeacemaker 3 points4 points ago

This account, it pleases me.

[–]dyljm2 85 points86 points ago

Sure, it's cool. But it makes absolutely no fucking sense. "Oh? You have a couch? Now you have a small, uncomfortable bed!" Why? Seriously, why?

[–]blitzedjesus 34 points35 points ago

Drunk people don't really care where they rack out so this is the perfect "I got too drunk to drive home" bed for two drunkards. Until someone falls off the top, as sketched by /u/AWildSketchAppeared

[–]Ag-E 25 points26 points ago

Drunk in the top bunk sounds like a hell I never want to visit.

[–]The_Swoletariat 29 points30 points ago

You just described my freshman year of college.

[–]Ag-E 19 points20 points ago

You're a more dexterous being than I am. Every time I climbed up into my bunk drunk, I fell and eventually just slept in a chair or the floor.

The one time I made it, the room was swimming badly so I tried to put my foot on the floor and fell off the bed. Upon hitting the ground, I threw up, collapsed, and just laid there, in pain, in a puddle of vomit and shame.

[–]dinidelj5 0 points1 point ago

If I can upvote you a million times for how many times I giggled picturing that because of your comment, I would!

[–]KCintheOC 7 points8 points ago

much safer if the couch is against a wall

[–]Jstbcool 7 points8 points ago

Since you said you wanted a serious answer, my guess is it's designed for small apartments so you can have guests stay with you and have more than 1 bed. Also looks slightly more efficient than a fold out couch so it could be designed to replace those in a normal house as well.

[–]whiskeytab 3 points4 points ago

you can sleep two people on the bunks

[–]MyDinosaurLife 49 points50 points ago

[–]ajed1250 3 points4 points ago

Its gets even better when you read it in the voice of Tom Hardy playing Charles Bronson.

[–]troway2223 3 points4 points ago

Came here to post this. Someone just remade the same exact thing and cleaned up the language/used a different couch.

[–]onedavester 36 points37 points ago

R.I.P. *(

[–]KCintheOC 23 points24 points ago

i hate how some furniture websites dont tell you prices

its probably their way of saying "KC, you cant afford this".

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 17 points18 points ago

The fuck is with the music.

[–]karmahawk 17 points18 points ago

It's from the future, bro.

[–]HAL9000_V1 10 points11 points ago

Not really sure how this is any better.

[–]shamefulll 75 points76 points ago

Or you could just have a good relationship with your wife.. call me crazy.

[–]asshatnowhere 21 points22 points ago

i never understood that. if you are angry at someone, you leave, don't make them leave, especially if you are making them leave from a place that is equally theirs as it is yours.

[–]78451326459787512136 13 points14 points ago

I think it falls under the "it's funny when it's a woman doing it to a man" domestic umbrella.

It's never husbands telling their wives to sleep on the couch.

[–]asshatnowhere 3 points4 points ago

well its the same with many things, we would love to say we do but no society today treats both genders equally. all with time hopefully.

[–]wwwertdf 23 points24 points ago

Call you maybe?

[–]Vodkasonic 8 points9 points ago

This is crazy.

[–]wwwertdf 28 points29 points ago

This is dog

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 17 points18 points ago

Poor Colby

[–]kencole54321 13 points14 points ago

I would've expected you to be envious of Colby.

[–]wwwertdf 7 points8 points ago

ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

[–]R0CKET_B0MB 4 points5 points ago

I always wondered why people were so damned quick to marry. I mean shit, it's a huge decision to live with another person for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, you'd think they would put more thought into it.

[–]aldude3 1 point2 points ago

You're right, you are crazy.

[–]3030threat 10 points11 points ago

Holy fucking shit that's pretty amazing. Where can I procure one of these?

(not that I can afford it, I just like looking at cool stuff)

[–]tobor_a 3 points4 points ago

murphey beds are notoriously expensive. I found a model similar to this one, and it costs around 4,000$. you can also buy plans for some, it comes with the hardwar, all you have to supply is the wood. Here are a few sites I found using google search: http://www.morespaceplace.com/murphy-beds/ http://wallbedsnmore.com/hidden-bed.html http://hideawaydeskbed.com/1770/murphy_bed_desks http://www.flyingbeds.com/

[–]JupitersClock 4 points5 points ago

I want this.

[–]karmahawk 5 points6 points ago

Too damn bad, shit's been discontinued.

[–]JupitersClock 5 points6 points ago

Okay =(

[–]Licolnion 5 points6 points ago

http://www.bonbon.co.uk/clei/doc.htm

Here's the couch/bed. $6800 if I recall.

[–]jandalofdoom 35 points36 points ago

[–]EpicNade 19 points20 points ago

I was expecting a taco to shoot either in or out of his mouth.

[–]skyman724 11 points12 points ago

His mouth is the taco.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 16 points17 points ago

[–]BreakfastBurrito 15 points16 points ago

TACO

WAHT R U DOIN

TACO

STAHP

[–]Ag-E 11 points12 points ago

First time I've ever seen that gif without the taco.

[–]doobiesnboobies 4 points5 points ago

So much room. so much room for activities

[–]Adnachiel 4 points5 points ago

And where does one find this magical bedcouch?

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

"Fuck you woman, you sleep on the couch!"

[–]UnlessNothing 10 points11 points ago

Wife makes guy sleep on couch and the guys first reaction is to invite another guy over for a sleepover? Perhaps that explains why the wife doesn't want to sleep with him in the first place?

[–]merkmerk73 7 points8 points ago

More like "fuck you, irrational bitch, I'm hanging with my bro"

[–]dougzx9 1 point2 points ago

Autobots transform and roll out.... wait a freakin' couch, seriously? ~Optimus Prime circa 1987.

[–]PoodlesFitInBlenders 5 points6 points ago

This is another race known as ottoman bots.

[–]Leventhall 3 points4 points ago

Until one day it turns on you and eats you and you're never seen again then it consumes your carcass for energy and becomes a transformer.

[–]offense_intended 5 points6 points ago

There is a really funny person on the internet who put text on these images.

I was like, whoa, a bunk bed... that's fucking awesome. On the other hand... it's a bunk bed.

[–]cycle_of_fists 3 points4 points ago

This will probably get buried, with my dad. In the 80s he invented a bed, just like this one. It was rad, me and my sister were the first people to sleep on one. We had the first, We also had the first ever colored zinc cream, the first disposable latex gloves...my dad was an inventor.

He invented and manufactured beds which did exactly what this one promises. Millions sold every year in China. Then some thugs smashed through the wall of the factory and trashed all the machinery. The insurance company said it wasn't break and enter, because in the fine print; a break an enter must occur through a window, roof or door-and in this case the thugs had entered through the wall.

Dad had to liquidate. He lost the lot, along with the patent to the bed.

Nowadays, every where I go, I see my dads inventions. It bugs me because he should be loaded. He's a broke old man in the middle of outback Australia, where he ended up because scorched land is cheap- and that's what he could afford.

I haven't seen his bed in years. Seeing this picture really got me.

TL;DR...I slept in prototype of this bed, in the 80s. My dad invented it and got ripped off. Still hurts.

[–]grimblessings 4 points5 points ago

"I would never complain about sleeping on the couch again"

Username - mysistersacretin

I'm in fucking stitches, I'm not long after the 'what do you know, but you can't prove' thread with the guy who posted he's sure his sister gave him a blowjob (accidentally) when he crashed on the couch.

[–]64oz_Slurprise 2 points3 points ago

But, who's got the other bunk?

[–]Lillipout 2 points3 points ago

Wow! I'm going to go pick a fight with my wife right now ...

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

Cool idea but I'd guess it makes a shitty couch and a shitty bed.

[–]tsilihin666 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait until I get married and get sent to the couch that turns into a bunk bed so I can have sleepover conversations with my subconscious about why my bitch wife made me sleep on a ridiculous couch bunk bed thing!

[–]DrPeacemaker 2 points3 points ago

Now all it needs is the classic Transformer's sound effect.

[–]vitorizzo 2 points3 points ago

anybody else hear the transformers transforming sound?

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

ahhhhh!! I want!

[–]DeezLyfe 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing.

[–]unicyclegamer 1 point2 points ago

The reason I can't sleep on couches is because they're too short. Unless this couch is extra long, which it doesn't seem like, I don't see how this would be too helpful.

[–]Loki364 0 points1 point ago

I will buy this and add it to fort kick-ass!

[–]Billlbo 0 points1 point ago

shut up and take my money

[–]ac_jinx 0 points1 point ago

So much room for activities!

[–]DoYouLikeMyName27 0 points1 point ago

My reaction: This better not be the fuckin post I saw on ifunny a few days ago, if it is I swear I'll- fuck.

[–]ithouherenow5150 2 points3 points ago

If she's so pissed, she should sleep on the couch, not you.

[–]TheFanciestManAlive 0 points1 point ago

r/thingstomakeyoudrool

[–]Janeefah 0 points1 point ago

While visiting Venice last year my hotel had one of these. It was terrifying. The entire night I felt like the bed was going to collapse and squish my friend under me.

[–]mkensington 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, wife...

[–]spectralnischay 0 points1 point ago

I still wouldn't enjoy not sleeping in my own room.

[–]hezod 0 points1 point ago

I would have a sleep-over bunk bed party with my husband on this! Movies, munchies, wine- and room for us both to crash out.

[–]HawRiver 0 points1 point ago

Very cool but not for $6800

[–]kraken_kitty 1 point2 points ago

I want one, just so my boyfriend and I can have bunk-bed nights . . . I'll have the bottom bunk, and he'll have the top bunk, and our kitty will be SO CONFUSED.

[–]mtbr311 1 point2 points ago

One could participate in many activities.

[–]AdonisChrist 0 points1 point ago

It's like license to have a buddy crash at your place after hanging out for significant periods of time whenever you're exiled to the couch.

But it looks uncomfortable as anything.

[–]SaltedMilk 0 points1 point ago

All I can think about is how heavy that thing has to be

[–]Rasuian 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to be the debbie downer here, but I'll bet that thing is a bitch to transform..

[–]cleric04 0 points1 point ago

I had a friend complain because he had to sleep on the couch. The couch was a pull out sleepnumber bed I didn't feel too bad for him.

[–]leftsideofthelane 0 points1 point ago

Or you could just get a futon have have a queen sized bed.

[–]MrTurkle 0 points1 point ago

No way in hell that thing is comfortable.

[–]Techn9cian67 0 points1 point ago

Ggg couch?

[–]Meghan90 0 points1 point ago

Is there a subreddit where I can see more stuff like this?

[–]dinidelj5 0 points1 point ago

This is definitely something from IKEA.

[–]ThatJedi 0 points1 point ago

We have SO much room for activities now!

[–]adl3008 0 points1 point ago

I imagine Jake's voice for the couch..

edit: John DiMaggio

[–]Fumobix 0 points1 point ago

when i grow up im going to be the one kicking the other out of the bed!

[–]ramennoodles8 0 points1 point ago

there's so much room for activities!

[–]The_Fluffness 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha I want one

[–]i_killed_hitler 2 points3 points ago

Making you sleep on the bed? Making you? If she wants to sleep separate from you, she can sleep on the bed.

[–]Downstroyer 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually scared of moving in with my eventual wife, as it is right now I own a futon that never goes into bed form, I've slept on a couch for the past 6 years... will be very weird going to our king size bed.

[–]Lapid 0 points1 point ago

I have a strong feeling that this is neither comfortable as a couch nor as a bunk bed.

[–]forsakenjg 0 points1 point ago

Why when the couch is together one layer of the couch is thicker than the other but when it is up they are the same?

[–]croninlife 0 points1 point ago

No thanks BRO

[–]VSI 0 points1 point ago

as an engineer, something about a futon bunk-bed seems terribly unsafe....

[–]1-800-whatever 0 points1 point ago

shut up and take my money

[–]bluegator 1 point2 points ago

An archaeologist one day in the future is going to be extremely confused.

[–]javier682 -1 points0 points ago

I can sleep on the couch? You mean I am condemned to what is in effect a camp out in my own living room where I am closer to the kitchen (i.e. food) and get to watch the big television in the house til sweet slumber over takes me. oh noooos. LATER!!

[–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point ago

even if it looks like a bed, it's still a couch, and that does not look like a comfortable couch.

[–]Sweeede 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' Swedes...

[–]TheSportsGuyOfX 0 points1 point ago

There's so much more room for activities.

[–]Kryian 0 points1 point ago

So you're going to unfold the top bunk so that you can have a roof? Because it clearly changes nothing about the bottom. It does not add or remove any surface area.

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

[–]Blue_Lime 0 points1 point ago

I only see railing on one side...

[–]iliveinabunkbed 0 points1 point ago

That looks cozy enough. Real state has been delivering lately.

[–]Wolfgang_00 1 point2 points ago

Sofatron! more than meets the eye!

[–]Llamarama220 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who would tell my hypothetical wife to sleep on her own damn couch if she doesn't want to share a bed with me?

[–]GenTso 3 points4 points ago

First of all you gotta pick your battles.

Plus, hypothetical wives are much easier to deal with than real wives.

[–]Spinal_Fap 0 points1 point ago

So many activities! It's making my head spin how many activities we could do!

[–]ayton 0 points1 point ago

My housemate bought the comfiest couch when he got married just in case he'd have to sleep in it from time to time. You sink into the couch when you sit in it, it's crazy soft, and the cushions are as wide as a twin bed. He got divorced after a week.

[–]McKrakahonkey 0 points1 point ago

The second frame should have said," Wah wuh woh weh"

[–]Jessedef 0 points1 point ago

*Transformers, roll out!"

[–]dademurphie 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it still not look like a comfortable bed? How does having bunk beds help a guy in the "dog house"?

[–]Clevername816 0 points1 point ago

So many activities!

[–]jR0cker95 0 points1 point ago

It's basically the couch but lifted in the air?

[–]KneelingForNeil 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate couch surfer couch

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

Does this actually happen? My wife isn't strong enough to make me not sleep in my own bed, and I can sleep through pretty much anything up to and including rope and gasoline. My wife knows full well that if she ever can't sleep in the same bed as me she knows where the guest bedroom is.

[–]adrian783 0 points1 point ago

oh boy, 1 uncomfortable couch transforming into 2 uncomfortable beds? what luxury!

[–]thatguy73 0 points1 point ago

Wow the Autobots are getting desperate to for new looks

[–]gonesnake 0 points1 point ago

Does this come in Decepticon?

[–]doghe14 0 points1 point ago

sold me at 'Get in, bro!'

[–]disco-disco 0 points1 point ago

Optimus couch!

[–]L_ABoundanddown 0 points1 point ago

(x-post from /r/gaybros)

Just thought y'all should know

[–]boolpies 0 points1 point ago

And then it collapses on you and then you die

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

I don't get why sleeping on the couch is considered a punishment. I live alone, and sleep on my couch all the time.

[–]cody_au 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand the comments, what kind of shitty fucking relationship would these people be in where their wife won't let them sleep in bed?

[–]DatKidNamedTom 0 points1 point ago

it's a transformer!

[–]Bamres 0 points1 point ago

only $5000

[–]Brice0825 0 points1 point ago

Coming to an IKEA near you complete with 200% mark up!

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[–]longlashedlady 0 points1 point ago

Take my money. Just take it. Can you imagine the possibilities if you had this in an adequately sized dorm room?

[–]Squill2k4 0 points1 point ago

I love bro couch

[–]SolairesApprentice 2 points3 points ago

This is the best scan Optimus Prime has done so far.

[–]conrad98 -1 points0 points ago

Those captions just make me wish my furniture had personalities. TIL I want to be friends with furniture

[–]Esnc0203 0 points1 point ago

Get in bro!

[–]WoundedTownsman 0 points1 point ago

What kind of pussy whipped faggot gets kicked out of his own bed?

[–]mockduckcompanion 0 points1 point ago

[–]gypsyred 0 points1 point ago

Or, just remove the pillows and it's the same bed.

[–]SavageSvage 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who heard the sounds of a transformer transforming in my head while looking at this picture?

[–]yavain01 0 points1 point ago

Sofatron