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[–]Scumbag_Username 564 points565 points ago

"Dude...all of my cards are the same."

[–]NoelBuddy 267 points268 points ago

"Four of a kind dude, I win!"

[–]VeryWrongImpression 92 points93 points ago

"Not so fast! I've got five of kind muthafucker!"

[–]poisomike87 14 points15 points ago

Two goats, a circle, a star, and the letter J

Full House AND a pair!

[–]Hezzerzzezz 7 points8 points ago

"Not sure if serious...

...or someone rigged the deck."

[–]SmugglingGrapes 43 points44 points ago

Shut the fuck up, donny

[–]Mzimo 200 points201 points ago

Got any.....fours?

[–]64oz_Slurprise 113 points114 points ago

Bullshit.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 91 points92 points ago

UNO

[–]nealski77 59 points60 points ago

Yahtzee!

[–]bigsz 47 points48 points ago

BRIDGE!

[–]Evantron 60 points61 points ago

Spoons!

[–]alphawolfgang 44 points45 points ago

where the hell are we...

[–]cuddlep00p 14 points15 points ago

In a pretty odd thread by the looks of it

[–]Mushy_64 4 points5 points ago

Go fish

[–]Cenobite_Gate 3 points4 points ago

CORNER ON BARLEY!

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

Blackjack, give me my hotel!

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

Anytime I play that game with my friends we always end up getting pissed at each other, that and spoons

[–]lennybird 2 points3 points ago

Spoons is a blast. Ever play Spit or Speed?

[–]StairwayToTruth 14 points15 points ago

He's definitely got tens!

[–]CaptnMerica 503 points504 points ago

*toker face

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 164 points165 points ago

Toke, a puff of the good stuff, dates back to that wild Summer of Love, 1968. It's probably a twist on the Spanish toca, "touch;" one of the languages of weed commerce.

Toca is from Vulgar Latin toccare, "to knock" or "to strike a bell."

[–]sgtpeppers93 61 points62 points ago

The summer of love was in 1967

[–]Frankie_Carbone 105 points106 points ago

I thought it was the summer of '69

[–]IvanTheTerrific 44 points45 points ago

Standing on your momma's porch?

[–]SenseIMakeNone 10 points11 points ago

Tellin' me you'd wait forever?

[–]tree_bear 33 points34 points ago

I got my first real six string.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 21 points22 points ago

I had a friend who swore that lyric was "...first real sex dream"

[–]osmigos 6 points7 points ago

The hell was that friend picturing when he 'played it til my fingers bled'?

[–]Jibjumper 18 points19 points ago

Fun fact: Bryan Adams was only 10 in '69. He must have been one badass as ten year old.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

There's no apostrophe in that song's title.

[–]ErrantVenturer 26 points27 points ago

I remember the summer of '69. I got my first real six string.

[–]ChexLemeneux42 8 points9 points ago

My guitar wants to kill your reference

[–]thedude37 18 points19 points ago

While it gently weeps?

[–]rockidr4 20 points21 points ago

I bought it at a five and dime.

[–]BentMafkFilms 47 points48 points ago

Played it till my butthole bled!

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 2 points3 points ago

huhu

[–]emarkd 3 points4 points ago

So did Bryan Adams.

[–]n3uromanc3r 6 points7 points ago

Touche.

[–]poptert96 20 points21 points ago

Touché.

FTFY

[–]n3uromanc3r 11 points12 points ago

How do you do that, anyways? Please help an analog guy in a digital world.

EDIT: Thanks guys. But what does this all translate to on my abacus?

[–]WateryBarStool 16 points17 points ago

First, you go to Canada. Then, you buy one of our laptops with the shitty bilingual keyboards. Then, you accidentally activate the French keyboard setting and you fucking rage because your goddamn question mark turns into the fucking mystical é.

[–]matt2884 4 points5 points ago

This happened way too many fucking times.

[–]WateryBarStool 6 points7 points ago

How many timesÉ

[–]poptert96 11 points12 points ago

I have no idea. I'm on my iPhone, sorry. I suppose you could quote me, then copy and paste. Here are all of the letters with weird thingies on them: èéêëēėę ÿ ûüùúū îïíīįì ôöòóœøōõ àáâäæãåā ßśš ł žźż çćč ńñ

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 36 points37 points ago

I don't know why, but something about 10 guy just disgusts me. Despite the fact that he's actually drunk in this photo, not high, it reminds me of how gross it can make me feel sometimes.

I'd much rather be running through a forest or something while high than sweaty and shitty indoors.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 61 points62 points ago

Why are you a turbo sloth?

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 45 points46 points ago

Okay if you must know, it's because I used to draw a MS-Paint webcomic called Turbo Sloth that is currently on indefinite hiatus. The mods added a tag for me since they kept thinking I was stealing OC when I frontpaged because I uploaded my own comics to imgur (I don't make money from my site anyway). Well, there you go.

[–]dadadu332 19 points20 points ago

Yo turbo sloths the shit bring it back

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 11 points12 points ago

Thanks! Maybe I'll consider drawing again once I'm done applying for internships and stuff. I already do kinda miss drawing them.

[–]nanermaner 5 points6 points ago

these are funny

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 18 points19 points ago

Why wouldn't I be?

[–]ColorMeLoud 8 points9 points ago

No but srsly.

why :(

[–]muzzman32 3 points4 points ago

Because sloths cant type on Reddit.

[–]Biggle 9 points10 points ago

Running through a forest while high isn't as fun when you realize you're lost and your highs gone.

[–]birdablaze 7 points8 points ago

And banana spider webs.

[–]ApologeticCanadian 5 points6 points ago

Let's stop this pun thread before it begins.

[–]mozziestix 26 points27 points ago

I hate to be blunt and I'm not sure how long you've been around this joint, but when this sort of junk gets rolling, anyone who doesn't like a pun is gonna be in the weeds.

[–]adequate_turtle 6 points7 points ago

I'll wrap up the game right here.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 76 points77 points ago

This is partly the dealer's fault...

[–]ColorMeLoud 50 points51 points ago

I'm sure it was quality weed. The dealer had nothing to do with it.

[–]n1rvous 5 points6 points ago

With his face, it was definitely that kill.

[–]aaronbaron 15 points16 points ago

Can someone explain? I want to understand this joke as by the comments I'm seeing it is a really funny.

[–]TransAm 35 points36 points ago

The last guy shown is known as "10 Guy". In /r/trees they comment on how "fucked up" they are while commenting on a 1-10 scale. So "10 Guy" is high as fuck. Everyone else is doing a poker face with their cards, but since 10 Guy is so fucked up, his cards are backwards and he just doesn't give a shit about it.

[–]Authority 0 points1 point ago

[10] guy is holding the cards round the wrong way so that everyone can see them. In poker you never want to show other people your cards.
[10] guy has no idea what's going on.

[–]Jaspa7732 17 points18 points ago

Badugi!!

[–]Zimmerman17 3 points4 points ago

Basically the nuts as well if all 3 opponents are drawing one.

[–]MyGodLookAtAllThePoo 3 points4 points ago

Upvote because I know what you're talking about and I feel special!

[–]Sykotik 54 points55 points ago

NONE OF YOU HAVE ENOUGH CARDS! THE LAST GUY HAS 4 AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS 3. WHAT THE HELL GAME IS THIS?

[–]Wolf_Everstone 23 points24 points ago

Go-Fish.

[–]larkable 14 points15 points ago

They're playing bullshit, of course.

[–]jandalofdoom 39 points40 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is just a regular night at /r/trees

[–]Vizmund 160 points161 points ago

I haven't honestly laughed out loud in years. Thanks.

[–]Apostolate 185 points186 points ago

I'm sorry. I can't imagine what your life must have been like.

Best feeling is when you laugh so hard your abs start to hurt really bad, and then you can't stop so you get scared, and then if finally goes away.

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 37 points38 points ago

Is it weird that the most amusement I got over anything in /r/funny was a chuckle?

[–]Comrde 42 points43 points ago

Reddit has conditioned you.

[–]DeathToPennies 8 points9 points ago

This is true, actually. I've frequented a fuck-ton of different comedy sites over the years, and each time, I've moved on to a new one because I stopped finding it funny. Variety in humor is something that a lot of people don't think of when they say, "This isn't funny." It probably is, you're just used to that humor, and want something different to laugh at.

[–]awkisopen 19 points20 points ago

No, because [thread hating on /r/funny's quality begins here]

[–]st3v3n 9 points10 points ago

Honestly though, is humour not subjective?

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 10 points11 points ago

What's that word at the end mean?

[–]A_Cunt_Nugget 3 points4 points ago

10 guy knows that feel.

[–]Mr_quigllyq 1 point2 points ago

Ya.... "abs"

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 6 points7 points ago

Spend a lot of time on reddit, eh?

[–]JavaLSU 2 points3 points ago

I was looking at this on my phone and had to scroll down to see the last panel. It gave me a good chuckle as well.

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag -1 points0 points ago

You must be as sheltered as fuck over the past few years.

[–]gymnasticAristocrat 12 points13 points ago

Wait, what game has a hand size of three? Honestly asking, because I don't think I can name one.

[–]Wolf_Everstone 13 points14 points ago

Go-Fish.

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 7 points8 points ago

Do you have any 14's?

[–]planc919 5 points6 points ago

Crazy pineapple is one. The last guy has 4 cards. One more and he has the nut low in a few games.

[–]pocket77s 3 points4 points ago

Or a pretty sweet made hand in Badugi

[–]e7t 2 points3 points ago

3 card Omaha or crazy pineapple, the weird thing is that they all have 3 but the bottom guy has 4...

[–]freemanhimself 1 point2 points ago

Poker face? I hardly know her face!

[–]skeletorcares 3 points4 points ago

it's a good razz or omaha low hand...... although he does have an extra card compared to the others.....

[–]crakk 3 points4 points ago

[–]ApertureLabRat_ 3 points4 points ago

they even took the time to take off the memebase watermark.

[–]ShiningMyStroller 4 points5 points ago

Badugi

[–]snakebite99 0 points1 point ago

I bet on red.

[–]about8pandas -1 points0 points ago

Larry David still has the best poker face.

[–]TheMostArcaneFox -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god a thousand upvotes if I could.

[–]Jman513 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/R2SzG - Best Poker Face Ever.

[–]whatleyd 2 points3 points ago

10 guy has a decent badugi hand!

[–]abcdefghijkelomenopi 2 points3 points ago

[–]asshatastic 2 points3 points ago

That looks like a hard name to remember

[–]jackofallrimjobs 3 points4 points ago

kristen stewart would trump all of them

[–]cohortq 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it. Can someone explain to me what's going on?

[–]scots23 12 points13 points ago

[10] guy is a meme popular on /r/trees. He is meant to portray the shenanigans really high people do or nonsense that they say. All of the other players are holding their cards correctly, but [10] guy has them backwards.

[–]cohortq 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much sir.

[–]ReDyP 1 point2 points ago

I smiled.

[–]graphsterzilla -1 points0 points ago

go fish....

[–]RadRadRiot -2 points-1 points ago

Omg, almost lost it in class. This is fucking hilarious.

[–]wulululululuu -1 points0 points ago

Looks like his best high is a seven.

[–]Mr_Morazzles -1 points0 points ago

AnomalousNYC?!

[–]ThatCoolBlackGuy 0 points1 point ago

Note how he has 4 cards.

[–]gldmartin 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd really loud and now everybody is now looking at me

[–]Spicy_Anis 0 points1 point ago

Greatest thing I've seen all week. Thank you.

[–]ilovesnowboarding -1 points0 points ago

he's so high

[–]DeceptiStang 0 points1 point ago

i just lol'd so hard my dog freaked out.

i have a friend that looked exactly like this guy when he was younger...going to give him a call to make sure not same person...

[–]n3uromanc3r -1 points0 points ago

Whenever I see the picture of that guy on the bottom, my first thought is that someone got ahold of some of my blackout pics from freshman year. Good times. Not that I'd remember.

[–]sunrainsallgood -2 points-1 points ago

This was the first time I was so amused by a post that I decided to check the OP's other posts to see if he put other funny stuff here, as if maybe I missed any other gems an' shit. Or maybe I'm just punchy 'cause I'm tired.

[–]hairyassandballs 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I am getting visibly angry at seeing fry's face backward.

shit aint right!

[–]comet3popeye 0 points1 point ago

Flush it!

[–]drdoctorphd 0 points1 point ago

Why does he have one more card than everyone else?!

[–]jamesflames77 0 points1 point ago

Still probably beats dogs. Besides how are they holding cards?

[–]VINEWHIP 1 point2 points ago

Add the numbers on his cards up! Now you know why they call him 10 guy ;)

[–]morreo 1 point2 points ago

"I think I have 4 of a kind"

[–]epichotcheese 0 points1 point ago

Fry's face is still the best.

[–]Slacker2k 1 point2 points ago

What kind of poker is this? Why do some have three cards and some have four?

What kind of shenanigans is this?

[–]HopefulWisdom 0 points1 point ago

The weird part was that they were playing "go fish"

[–]pugzlie18 0 points1 point ago

10 Guy has an extra card.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

of friend of mine did that once while we were playing uno he was laughing and he only have 1 card left saying we could not beat him now.. Needless to say, he lost because of that blue number three.

[–]shopatshell 1 point2 points ago

I love the fact that 10 guy has a 2 7 offsuit

[–]lethalperspective -1 points0 points ago

Which kind of poker has 3 cards and why are they holding them up?

[–]Horaciow14 0 points1 point ago

Oh the internet....how I love you...

[–]sososomean 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]canismellyodick -1 points0 points ago

This made me LOL on the worst day I've had in months! Thank you.

[–]elmo61 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of a game of cards me and couple mates made. called "Reverse Go Fish" you didnt get to see your cards but everyone else did. you had to ask "Do I need 6s'?"

[–]RJG_WPG 0 points1 point ago

All in.

[–]CrAcKmUfFiN 1 point2 points ago

Get ALL the uptokes!!

[–]Stonewall-Simpson 0 points1 point ago

It is funny. But it would be funnier, to me, if it was on /r/trees. Nothin but Love!

[–]Questioning_Mind 0 points1 point ago

Funny as hell!

[–]this_upsets_me -1 points0 points ago

this upsets me

[–]CrankCaller 1 point2 points ago

[–]veloBOSS -1 points0 points ago

brilliant, peak time of reddit never disapoints

[–]bungholemunch -1 points0 points ago

hahaha this is the best one of this meme by far

[–]ItsAWhaleItsAvail -1 points0 points ago

Has anyone ever asked the guy in the bottom if it's okay that his face is used as memes?

[–]smellthyscrote -1 points0 points ago

You have used the Internet before, right?

[–]danheinz 0 points1 point ago

hit me

[–]skiwattentotten 0 points1 point ago

should've replaced one of the two dogs with doc holliday (Val Kilmer as DH that is)

[–]sometimesijustdont -1 points0 points ago

That guy would probably buy you a pizza and smoke out with you if you were nice to him.

[–]sostartled 0 points1 point ago

Your username mislead me. I thought there would be a funny cat :(.

[–]shknbke028 0 points1 point ago

Somebody please post the "aw een" gif from Casino Royale

[–]Noshiba6 -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations! I haven't laughed this much since my divorce went through. Backwards cards were the cherry on top! Exquisite!

[–]BigRedSofa 0 points1 point ago

That guy's like.. Hah ! They'll never see that one coming.. I sooo got this !

[–]Yunners 0 points1 point ago

She certainly did.

[–]polofluff 0 points1 point ago

This is the seccond best thing I've seen all day

[–]bambi_18 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if /r/funny or /r/adviceanimals

[–]ChachiArcola 0 points1 point ago

Just...awesome...

[–]fapfrican 0 points1 point ago

Susej.

[–]LesBFrank -1 points0 points ago

FIXED (and takes the pot)

[–]Kroz_McD 0 points1 point ago

ERROR: FACE UNREADABLE. CANNOT ESTIMATE BLUFFING PERCENTAGE.

[–]Ilovewhatredditdoes 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant.

[–]Still4wesome 0 points1 point ago

Silly high dude.

[–]poutyp 0 points1 point ago

best. this is the best. best fucking anything on a post i've seen on reddit. hands down shut the fuck up & smoke then take an upper decker and ask for a slice of napkin kinda wanna listen to dubstep now it's lifted my spirits so much but hey babe, nice tits.

[–]treazure24 0 points1 point ago

Very nice. Just cracked up at work, making my boss think I'm crazy.

[Edit- dyac.]

[–]sy_5463 0 points1 point ago

I don't even get how this is funny. /r/funny, you're disappointing me lately.

[–]the_blackfish 0 points1 point ago

This made me cackle. Nice.

[–]Autoham 0 points1 point ago

Why can I only upvote this once?

[–]tommaco81 0 points1 point ago

Ive only been on reddit a few months, and had a few laughs, but this made me laugh the loudest so far.

[–]Vargolol 0 points1 point ago

Slenderman would be an ace

[–]PotatosOgratin 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I lold

[–]Aloysius7 0 points1 point ago

by far my favorite

[–]Znsale01 0 points1 point ago

I got a good laugh

[–]Kayy- 0 points1 point ago

would've been better if 10 guy had cards adding up to 10.

[–]feintattack 0 points1 point ago

Why does he have 4 cards, when everyone else has 3? what game is this?

[–]kgibsonuk 0 points1 point ago

Genuine lol.

[–]Oil-Trader -1 points0 points ago

This is the funniest thing to make the front page in quite a while, finally some quality content mash-up

[–]esooMehTmAI 0 points1 point ago

He's just smug because he's got the most cards, which obviously makes him the winner.

[–]Colbaire 0 points1 point ago

You got any fishes?

[–]FDboredom 0 points1 point ago

damnit, you are witty.

[–]gnarlsjordan 0 points1 point ago

A real poker face takes years of practice.

[–]lobius_ 0 points1 point ago

Meth face.

[–]pimpwaldo 0 points1 point ago

His eyes are so glazed that you can see the cards reflection in them.

[–]DeepRoast 0 points1 point ago

that's the most I've ever laughed at a post here, bravo lmao.

Bet he was all in too.

[–]sean646 0 points1 point ago

I like how he has 4 cards when everyone else has 3

[–]ccolanto 0 points1 point ago

I've never laughed this much at a reddit post in a looong time. Three years of daily redditing later I've finally found a gem.

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're playing hi-lo poker (where the lowest hand splits the pot with the highest), in which case, he's got a decent "low" hand...

[–]iSqueezeBunnies 0 points1 point ago

pok·er face Also see: poke her face

[–]PuppeteerM 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand its from memebase

[–]EEFred 0 points1 point ago

As an avid poker fan, I noticed that everyone except the really fucking high Dell guy has three cards while he has four. I am not familiar with this variant of the game.

[–]niaiserie 0 points1 point ago

Good work.

[–]go_ahead_downvote_me 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck is this funny

[–]C_card 0 points1 point ago

It's missing the why would you click that dog.**

[–]BarbarianKilled 0 points1 point ago

A good chuckle has been had this evening thanks to you. Here have an orange arrow pointing up.

[–]sporadically_rabbit 1 point2 points ago

Really? Posting pics from Cheezeburger network sites now?

[–]2014woot 0 points1 point ago

so why does he have 4 cards while everyone else has 3

[–]phreethinker 0 points1 point ago

I love this.