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The Bro Couch - I prefer being on top, personally... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CakesArePies 25 points26 points ago

I understand that's an awesome couch, but the words make no sense. Why do you need a double bunk bed for one person?

[–]Help4123 2 points3 points ago

Wow, didn't really think about that. I guess it's saying that the couch is a person? or maybe it's such futuristic technology it can spawn it's own person to sleep under you, like Smart House

[–]KAMalosh 2 points3 points ago

This is the second reference to that movie I've seen online in the last half hour. What is even happening?

[–]Help4123 2 points3 points ago

It's a quality movie, and we're all watching you.

[–]KAMalosh 2 points3 points ago

Great! GREAT! Now I'm gonna be looking over my shoulder all night.

You aren't Slenderman, are you?

[–]waftastic 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen it, but LaVar Burton apparently directed it, so I'll add it to my list.

[–]Help4123 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's really that good, it was a made for TV Disney channel movie, awesome as a kid, I don't know now though. If I recall the end gave me a good scare though....

[–]waftastic 1 point2 points ago

...and the voice of Leela from futurama does the smart house's voice.

[–]QuestionSign 12 points13 points ago

The day I sleep on a couch against my will in a house where I have helped pay for everything is the day I have officially lost my damn mind.

[–]Awken 9 points10 points ago

Right? I would never marry a person who thought they could banish me from my own bed because they're feeling upset.

[–]wtfcblog 8 points9 points ago

That couch will give our over-night guests so much more room for activities!

[–]agentsoapbox 5 points6 points ago

transformers: more than meets the eye

[–]Jaedyn 3 points4 points ago

Where does one buy this thing? I want it!

[–]thePhoenix6 3 points4 points ago

Perhaps it's his friend saying come over, we can both sleep on the couch?

[–]NurderBroan Griffin 3 points4 points ago

Everyone's a top when it comes to bunk beds.

[–]Baal-Zaphon 4 points5 points ago

I actually like sleeping on the bottom.

[–]NurderBroan Griffin 0 points1 point ago

What kind of sick, twisted pervert are you??

[–]Baal-Zaphon 0 points1 point ago

What's so wrong with wanting to sleep on the bottom?

[–]jimb3rt 2 points3 points ago

I would use this so much.

Or at least until I fell off.

[–]forceofnatur3 2 points3 points ago

I'll bottom for you? Idk man wat iz diz

[–]notmynothername 3 points4 points ago

Downvoted for being irrelevant and incoherent. I think that's the first time I've done that on this subreddit.

[–]sevendeadlypigs 1 point2 points ago

heh.

[–]mooglesama 1 point2 points ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–]whatshenanigans 1 point2 points ago

Or better yet, get this couch/bed transformer! http://sabaitalia.it/en/?prodotto=scoop

[–]Ze_Rydah_93 0 points1 point ago

oh my god, i need this.

[–]Tself 1 point2 points ago

What does this have to do with being gay?

[–]mooseman1342[S] 0 points1 point ago

Could be for a straightbro sleepover?

[–]Tself 3 points4 points ago

Could be for any sleepover, not sure how it pertains to us. Besides, the best straightbro sleep overs are when they share the bed with me :3

[–]QuestionSign 2 points3 points ago

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