Oh dear, I must say ..

takes monocle off, cleares throat

dude, I've never been scolded so beautifully in my life before. Quite confusing, to be honest. My first instinct was to get insulted, but it was worded so elegantly, that it actually felt good. Like getting jumped by a gang of chinchillas, you simply don't know whether to defend or enjoy yourself.

puts monocle back on

But perhaps you're right, I do apologize most sincerely.