this post was submitted on
1,257 points (55% like it)
6,499 up votes 5,242 down votes

funny

subscribe2,466,915 readers

9,653 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow all 301

[–]xoizical 265 points266 points ago

Gotta love Sasha Grey NSFW

[–]jsmayne 60 points61 points ago

[–]mybonerthanksyou 35 points36 points ago

The black guy is just like "let me get some of that shoulder".

[–]carpeDeezNuts 4 points5 points ago

You would too if you were there and all the holes were occupied.

[–]ColegeProfessor 3 points4 points ago

Hey, I see a free hand and some forehead. There's got to be something we can do with a forehead, right?

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

Some people just have very disturbing fetishes.

[–]Dusty_Ideas 38 points39 points ago

Is...is that Rush Limbaugh in the back?

[–]zeroGamer 14 points15 points ago

Rush Limbaugh is like 3x that size at least.

[–]St-Moustache 23 points24 points ago

How do you know that Rush Limbaugh has a big dick?

[–]zeroGamer 7 points8 points ago

I meant his weight. If he had a big dick, he wouldn't go to such pains to make sure no woman ever wants to be anywhere near him.

[–]mishacakes 0 points1 point ago

love it. :D

[–]not-alex 5 points6 points ago

Forget the old guy, is that Uncle Rico on the left?

[–]Poopsturbator 10 points11 points ago

You know it's bad when you can't immediately count how many guys there are in the room.

[–]Fishyish 23 points24 points ago

I know it is pretty obvious but NSFW?

[–]Neebat 14 points15 points ago

Yeah. All except the grey-haired guy in the back. I think he works with me. Safety supervisor.

[–]NothingWithoutHouse 14 points15 points ago

I'm 95% sure that's my ex bf's dad.

[–]Fullyscared 1 point2 points ago

Shit.

[–]_jamil_ 0 points1 point ago

yar

[–]Illusion13 5 points6 points ago

I need to know what movie that is from. For science.

[–]ramenoodles103 15 points16 points ago

you're doing God's work son.

[–]Fullyscared 23 points24 points ago

It's funny because of username.

[–]donateababy 0 points1 point ago

circle jerk, see what i did there

[–]TheSelfGoverned 0 points1 point ago

And he's linking to a gang bang.

[–]epicfaceplant12 0 points1 point ago

Comment for later finding

[–]Youseemtobemistaken -1 points0 points ago

Commenting so I can find this later.

[–]ichigo2862 51 points52 points ago

commenting since I can't save comments.

[–]davesfakeaccount 10 points11 points ago

Commenting because I would like my balls in her mouth.

[–]animi0155 36 points37 points ago

Just get RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite). Comment saving, username tagging, and much, much more.

Here's a link.

[–]-Zoomacroom- 21 points22 points ago

Strange, but I haven't been able to get the saved comment feature to work on either of my machines... just bumps me to the saved links page instead.

[–]lcdrambrose 5 points6 points ago

Me too. It used to work, and I'm very confused to why and annoyed at the fact that it doesn't work any more.

[–]PapaBee 0 points1 point ago

Reinstall, it usually fixes the problem.

[–]ichigo2862 3 points4 points ago

I would but i'm redditing at work. Firefox addons blocked.

[–]animi0155 2 points3 points ago

Well, I suppose it's for the sanity of the IT department.

[–]ichigo2862 3 points4 points ago

word is they're running a private server of an MMO down there. I should make them install RES on all our PCs so I don't rat them out.

[–]phillechill 1 point2 points ago

Wait... They block addons but not reddit?

[–]goood_one 0 points1 point ago

but the never ending pages is so frustrating.

[–]tq92 1 point2 points ago

Can't do that on a phone :(

[–]Mine_is_nice 0 points1 point ago

It's tough when you are mobile and see something you want to fap to later.

[–]CaffeinatedGuy 0 points1 point ago

Cool, now tell me how the fuck to use that on my smartphone.

[–]this_guy_says 1 point2 points ago

Good idea.

[–]aatencio91 1 point2 points ago

Good idea

[–]PropsNPowder 1 point2 points ago

Same here!

[–]DaFitz 15 points16 points ago

My absolute favorite pornstar, anybody else feel the same?

[–]YourMomSaidHi 2 points3 points ago

I'm not into porn stars, but if I was I think I would pick Amy Reid or Giana michaels or hitomi tanaka for obvious reasons

[–]Ninjamarkkay 11 points12 points ago

Sigh. Ctrl-shift n it is.

[–]BeeRayDee 0 points1 point ago

TITTIES.

[–]mc_treble 5 points6 points ago

Yup.

[–]AZKanaka -1 points0 points ago

Tori Black without a doubt

[–]long_live_king_melon 6 points7 points ago

You know, for someone who is known for having every orifice crammed full of dick she looks even better in a somewhat classier venue.

[–]PilgrimB 2 points3 points ago

She knows her way around a tennis ball.

[–]Adwhym -1 points0 points ago

I wish i could save this comment...

[–]luminousgod 0 points1 point ago

I do love her, she is amazing. I only love my dog more, except - not in the same way. I wish I was her baby because there is no other way I will ever get over her, and then at least I would have been in her.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 0 points1 point ago

You know, I was about to hit the sack. One last post before bed. Thanks to you, I fapped.

[–]ninja36036 140 points141 points ago

Imagine if she were to write a book entitled "Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey". I'd read it.

[–]namith 36 points37 points ago

Would it be any different than the original?

[–]lolodotkoli 43 points44 points ago

Same thing , but with MANY more guys

[–]Pomnom 3 points4 points ago

All fifty at the same time? I mean all shades. I mean all fifty states. Ugh...

[–]gizza 2 points3 points ago

It'd probably be better written.

[–]Noelthemexican 23 points24 points ago

Fifty Sashas of Grey.

[–]NickStrick 3 points4 points ago

"Related news: cliterature clash"

[–]Sleekery 1 point2 points ago

50 Sashades of Grey?

[–]Patrick_and_Finn 66 points67 points ago

I really enjoy how sassy she always looks

[–]ethanderson 80 points81 points ago

well, now I have to masturbate

[–]The_Colonel1292 7 points8 points ago

i second that.

[–]Maestrotx 45 points46 points ago

[–]gimla45 0 points1 point ago

The things I do for love...

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

I have family around. And the walls are thin.

Feelsbadman.jpg

[–]doobie_brother 103 points104 points ago

who is this?

[–]MrFeelBadButtHurt 1018 points1019 points ago

this is dog

[–]Sexy_Rhino 154 points155 points ago

I am such an idiot. I read this, chuckled and upvoted you, then realized it is appropriate because there is actually a picture of a dog there. The first time it mildly amused me because of just the response of "this is dog." It is so much better since there is a dog. I am so slow sometimes. Good comment.

[–]noxert323 83 points84 points ago

sorry babe what was that?

I kept staring at your horn :3

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 31 points32 points ago

I still love you.

[–]shrlock 27 points28 points ago

keep an eye on that one.

since you only have one.

eye, that is.

Timett.

[–]Dimicacksix 3 points4 points ago

baddest ass motherfucker of all the BAMF's in the mountains

[–]NarcolepticDraco 1 point2 points ago

Okay, you make the second ASoIaF account I've seen.

The other is TormundsMember.

[–]JUST_LOGGED_IN 1 point2 points ago

You're stoned now.

[–]Progo 1 point2 points ago

Why wouldn't you look at me during...? :c

[–]oshkoshjosh 5 points6 points ago

I was reading this while talking to a client on the phone at work. Needless to say I laughed and it was awkward, but worth it.

[–]EXPLAINS_THE_FUNNY 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ACTUALLY IS A DOG IN THE PICTURE!

[–]teh_fearless_leader 68 points69 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, that's Sasha Grey.

[–]shaggy1265 46 points47 points ago

You are not mistaken.

[–]Djalohr 101 points102 points ago

i like how he pretended to not be sure..

[–]oddsareimdrunk 7 points8 points ago

hes not so fearless as it turns out

[–]homeless_in_london 6 points7 points ago

NOT SO BRAVE.

[–]mstank11 10 points11 points ago

Like Stan Lee in Entourage

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 6 points7 points ago

No, this is Patrick.

[–]sammwwise 17 points18 points ago

Sasha grey

EDIT: Sorry, I know someone already answered this. I didn't notice this when I first posted.

[–]homeless_in_london 3 points4 points ago

There is no need to apologise, my child.

[–]Drat333 11 points12 points ago

Must be Canadian.

[–]Dustin_00 4 points5 points ago

I'm upvoting you purely because of your perfect setup for the "this is dog" response.

[–]BeardedStrangeBatPan 155 points156 points ago

Colby no...

[–]SpazMcMan 25 points26 points ago

Hey, I got that reference!

[–]WillBlaze -1 points0 points ago

And I don't get it. :/

[–]LuizZak 7 points8 points ago

It's better that way.

[–]ProfMoustache 7 points8 points ago

aww dude, now I'm sad :(

[–]stargrazing 9 points10 points ago

Does anybody have the original of just the dog?

[–]The_Mexorcist26 4 points5 points ago

Oh, you fucking perv!

[–]VonMeatstein 51 points52 points ago

I hope she gave up the porn business. She was looking a little rough for while there.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 128 points129 points ago

well she is a golden retriever!

[–]BadReynolds 72 points73 points ago

No, she was looking a little ruff.

[–]kylem92 32 points33 points ago

"Just the way your mother likes it Trebek"

[–]flamethrower78 7 points8 points ago

"This is the sound a doggy makes"

"Moo"

"that's incorrect"

"that's the sound your mother was making last night!"

[–]Mr_Monster 46 points47 points ago

She retired. She is wicked smart and calculating. She almost seems like she is possessing the body you see and she gets pleasure from the agony and humiliation her acts would cause a lesser human. She reminds me of what my mind sees when I think of a female vampire.

She is a perfect woman.

[–]rawbamatic 28 points29 points ago

I wonder what you think of Belladonna.

[–]shuddleston919 3 points4 points ago

The only thing I could do was to give you an upvote...

[–]Binsky89 0 points1 point ago

She did

[–]Dransco 36 points37 points ago

Sasha Grey. She is amazing.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 6 points7 points ago

she truly is. i just don't get why someone would name a golden dog "Sasha Grey". irony?

[–]NomadofExile 4 points5 points ago

Ah yes, the old reddit switch-a-roo!

[–]Dub124 8 points9 points ago

We're blasting off again!

[–]slobod 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Best link trail

[–]dontcallitthat 0 points1 point ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

[–]OmniaMors 0 points1 point ago

bestiality.

[–]Waldere -1 points0 points ago

Do you fap on omegle and chatroulette?

[–]jetsniper 5 points6 points ago

As someone who knows just how much sex she has had in her life, I would still jump at the chance to get in bed with her.

Shit, I'd marry her if that's what it took.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]jetsniper 8 points9 points ago

Yes! I love any interview she does, she's extremely intelligent. I enjoy hearing her opinions on any kind of artistic venture.

I can't fault you there. I wouldn't feel clean either but dammit, I would still go for it. However I wouldn't punch, slap, choke or generally abuse her.

Shit's weird, man.

[–]shuddleston919 10 points11 points ago

Man, I forgot about the Best Page in the Universe. Better catch up. Although in this case, he sounds deeply like a redditor- even correcting grammar (your is clearly you're).

Thank you.

[–]Un_balai 2 points3 points ago

haha damn that person is bitter!

[–]blahsauce 2 points3 points ago

You must be new to the internet.

[–]The_Mexorcist26 1 point2 points ago

Maddox only updates like once every damn decade. Cuz hes SOOOOOOO BUSY!

[–]Poggus 8 points9 points ago

He used to be funny, didn't he? Maybe I was just young.

[–]R-Guile 3 points4 points ago

He never evolved. People forgot about him. Now, with the distance that comes from a failed relationship, we realize that not only do we not actually want to be like him, but we probably wouldn't want to be around him either.

[–]SacrificialGoat 7 points8 points ago

I'd forgotten what a king-size douche Maddox is

[–]fedex_drop_box 4 points5 points ago

Its only gay if the balls touch

[–]dajarman 4 points5 points ago

That's not fair for Sasha, she already quit. OP should have put a current pornstar

[–]The_Mexorcist26 1 point2 points ago

Implying she doesnt suck cock anymore.

[–]sniper74 14 points15 points ago

context ?? and by context i mean, pictures of her....

[–]cocktastic_voyage 42 points43 points ago

Gee, I wonder where you could find pictures of her...

[–]MrRampage11410 36 points37 points ago

not google, surely...

[–]norskemann 16 points17 points ago

what is this google you speak of

[–]kikenazz 13 points14 points ago

Idk. I'll have to google it

[–]Solid_Snake_ 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck

[–]evelution 6 points7 points ago

[–]Sleekery 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD, I'M STUCK.

[–]pennywise53 0 points1 point ago

Now I'll never get to the end of the internet.

[–]namith 24 points25 points ago

Inappropriate use of lmgtfy. sniper74 didn't know her name, therefore couldn't have googled "Sasha Grey."

However, he could have used google's "similar image" search, which is awesome. Results. From here, sniper74 could get the name Sasha Grey and get more info.

[–]mohtorious 6 points7 points ago

I bet you're a hit at parties

[–]PALMER13579 7 points8 points ago

What is this sorcery

[–]packerbacker1221 17 points18 points ago

[–]PinkEchoes02 4 points5 points ago

Whoa. Fucking thank you!!!

Edit: Not being sarcastic.

[–]BromarE115 16 points17 points ago

I've seen this so many times but I still don't get it. Not sure if a product of my idiocy or of my extremely sheltered lifestyle...

[–]OhHaiMarc 42 points43 points ago

The woman in the bottom picture is a pornstar, she accepts the challenge of having many balls in her mouth at once, or in her case, testicles

[–]The_True_Zecret 37 points38 points ago

Was a porn star.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 19 points20 points ago

Now a tennis player.

[–]Pillagerguy 4 points5 points ago

I thought she was some sort of artist.

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

Makes me sad. I'm gonna go fap for old times' sake

[–]Buttons503 0 points1 point ago

BromarE115 is a Mormon.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 3 points4 points ago

She's great. Fuck the haters. (I think she does that too)

[–]Dustin_00 11 points12 points ago

[–]Cyberslasher 30 points31 points ago

What's NSFW? Do you have something about the consumption of human hands?

[–]Cornered_rat 32 points33 points ago

HER WRIST IS SHOWING!

[–]long_live_king_melon 19 points20 points ago

HNNNG

[–]Dustin_00 1 point2 points ago

The web page that image is on is very NSFW, I'm just erring on the safe side.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

But... but.. Reddit Enhancement Suite means I don't have to go to the page, the image is embedded....

[–]yeathl 2 points3 points ago

Yeah,... somehow I think Sasha grey beat that challenge long long ago.... and then she beat - nah! too easy!

[–]Eddiegage 2 points3 points ago

Ever since I watched Entourage, and saw the season where Vinnie dates her for a while, I can't look at her the same... I don't know why

[–]AlbertoFedrigotti 4 points5 points ago

Even porn stars should have standards.

[–]Pomnom 2 points3 points ago

They all do. Theirs are just a little different.

[–]rentalusername 1 point2 points ago

Repost, shame I've a lotof these lately.

[–]davianda 0 points1 point ago

I don't know who that girl is. Or the dog.

[–]Br1tt12 1 point2 points ago

Sasha Grey (girl)

[–]Cikedo 0 points1 point ago

Hilariously related:

http://i.imgur.com/XZbcR.png

(Semi-NSFW, no nudity, but it may or may not look like you're watching porn)

[–]jared41 2 points3 points ago

Having no idea who she was prior before looking at the comments... I now have to masturbate a second time tonight.

[–]fractal7 1 point2 points ago

This gets reposted what, 4 maybe 5 times a month?

[–]Alexanderh86 2 points3 points ago

Sasha grey and little caprice are the only porn stars i've ever been actually turned on by. I also LOVE sasha for having a bush and helping to bring it back.

[–]krawm 0 points1 point ago

fuck yeah, it just doenst look right without hair.

also as a man i have to say this...<ahem> I DID NOT GO THROUGH THE HORROR OF PUBERTY JUST TO TURN AROUND AND SHAVE OFF THE SYMBOL OF MY TRANSFORMATION INTO AN ADULTHOOD.

sorry about the caps but i needed to get that off my chest, also i was forced to do a lot of baby sitting when i was a kid...i don't ever want to look at anything that reminds me of diaper changing.

[–]janzend 2 points3 points ago

It boggles my mind that she can look so fucking cute, even when I know the things she allows to be done to her.

[–]Onslaught147 3 points4 points ago

It's also annoying. I just want to watch a nice video of her, but every time she is gagging and drooling on some guys dick as he violently face fucks her. All I want is some simple porn...

[–]EverGlow89 4 points5 points ago

She's just not the one for you, man. Try X-Art.

[–]BakedFood 1 point2 points ago

Anal Warts.

That is all.

[–]PinkiePieCupcake 0 points1 point ago

Re-post, and stupid.

[–]Cheesusaur -1 points0 points ago

And hopefully she also takes more dick in her ass than that Dog!

[–]cheeoku 9 points10 points ago

Poor colby.

[–]Quasigriz_ 1 point2 points ago

Damn, that dog has balls!

[–]Cha11engeAccepted 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]owwhatthe 1 point2 points ago

Someone made a DVD cover in my English class for a modern take on "Hamlet"; on said cover was Sasha Grey.

There was no way I could tell the teacher without revealing how exactly it is that I know who Sasha grey is...

[–]rannie_pophe 1 point2 points ago

Can I be one of her samples?

[–]jdoggbuddy 1 point2 points ago

i'm gonna go fap to her now

[–]DHumefan 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. Did she put a bunch of balls in her mouth or something?

[–]big-karim 1 point2 points ago

She has Kate Middleton hair in this picture.

[–]RumDrummer 1 point2 points ago

I was like, "There's no way she's gonna fit that many tenn..... Oh"

[–]That0neGuy 1 point2 points ago

I'm so sad she retired.

[–]theshindig 1 point2 points ago

Didn't she retire?

[–]Joe_12265 1 point2 points ago

Toward the end of her porn career she did a scene where she sang the role of Pamina in scene 6 of The Magic Flute, entirely through her asshole.

It was amazing. The agility and timbre of her asshole indicated a truly mature operatic voice.

[–]GangnamStylingOnYou 0 points1 point ago

Dont be Sasha Grey, dont be Sasha Grey, dont be Sasha Grey......

checks comments FUCK, I watch way too much porn.

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

She autographed my dick with her mouth once.