Ran into this guy during lunch.

s1500 · 2012-09-20T20:40:38+00:00

Crosspost this to /r/bulldogs. A sleeping bulldog that's sitting upright. Surprise level: none.

Damital · 2012-09-20T20:14:32+00:00

I'd pet the hell out of that dog. Bulldogs are awesome.

sideblinded · 2012-09-20T19:36:37+00:00

I don't take order from do-...okay come here.

AWildSketchAppeared · 2012-09-20T20:23:30+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/4owZ8.jpg

Countryb0i2m · 2012-09-20T20:40:04+00:00

with directions like that how can you NOT pet him?

MJB25 · 2012-09-20T20:58:12+00:00

I wish more dogs were upfront like this. I never know if it's alright, so I have to awkwardly ask.

cheesy_vaginas · 2012-09-20T19:33:34+00:00

I can't help but think it looks like those types of dogs got punched in the face really hard.

rocknroll_heart · 2012-09-20T20:56:27+00:00

awww - That's exactly what my fiance looks like after $2 Tecate night and $5 margarita pitchers.

Lame-Duck · 2012-09-20T20:30:54+00:00

"My name is: Grizzled Snaggle-Tooth Long-Tongue", Nice to meet you

merglegurgle · 2012-09-20T21:00:48+00:00

I just love that the human carries this sign with them for the express purpose of parking their dog. I bet that dog has a fun life and gets all the pets.

JupitersClock · 2012-09-20T20:38:49+00:00

He is so fucking adorable.

ArianFosterThePeople · 2012-09-20T21:24:17+00:00

LOL dogs can't write, this is fake

chaunceychaunt · 2012-09-20T20:53:53+00:00

Where I live people would be crowded around and outraged that someone left a dog tied up outside for 20min. "OMG why doesn't he have water" "Someone call the police" "Someone call animal control"

EDIT: Its so much bullshit. My dad and I used to go with our dog to the movies. We would walk Sunny their off leash and my dad would say "stay" and in a town of 50000 ppl, Sunny would sit outside the theatre until the film was over. This was 15 years ago.

Explojo · 2012-09-20T20:38:26+00:00

I see you're now the roommate with the most karma. Fuck you man.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-09-20T19:46:31+00:00

Well, did you pet him?

dickwhistle · 2012-09-20T20:54:13+00:00

I'd be afraid not to pet him. Seems as though it would shame the very core of my soul to pass up an opportunity like that.

Joystick35 · 2012-09-20T20:48:08+00:00

I would pet the shit out of that little gentleman!

Kela3000 · 2012-09-20T20:59:23+00:00

Am I the only one who read that in the voice of Winston Churchill?

Really? Just me?

Well... okay then, I guess.

MacaroniMidler · 2012-09-20T21:21:03+00:00

Will truffle shuffle for milk bones.

ImALadyBoner · 2012-09-20T21:55:40+00:00

My biggest fear about leaving a dog outside while I shop inside is that someone would steal my dog. This is why I never take my dog shopping with me.

asstits · 2012-09-20T23:10:54+00:00

A DOG just broke the karma record instead of a cat. I'm proud.

lospantaloonz · 2012-09-20T23:11:15+00:00

To all of the idiots advocating for a stop to purebred dogs: you all remind me of a crazy guy who had ideas for some people to stop reproducing. his name was hitler and is generally disagreed with. if you don't want a dog to live, fine--fuck you too. but don't tell me i shouldn't want a dog to live.

Bioluminesce · 2012-09-20T20:55:28+00:00

His feet... AWW

infinitum17 · 2012-09-20T21:09:11+00:00

I wish every dog had a sign like that, or stating the opposite.

ololcopter · 2012-09-20T21:11:35+00:00

And here I thought Winston Churchill died years ago.

marcopolo1234 · 2012-09-20T21:33:04+00:00

His/her human is opening themselves up to lawsuits on lawsuits on lawsuits.

Gh_stToast · 2012-09-21T01:37:11+00:00

FTFY

http://imgur.com/8ZOZr

klahaya · 2012-09-20T20:42:53+00:00

I know they're cute and all, but I highly discourage people from buying this breed. Aside from the daily grooming, the vet bills are astronomical. On top of that, you would be supporting a breed that has been ruined by inbreeding.

scu · 2012-09-20T20:56:49+00:00

Why yes, Winston, I do believe I will.

Snatchett · 2012-09-20T21:03:56+00:00

TextFromDog moves on to placards.

callgirlofcthulhu · 2012-09-20T21:04:37+00:00

I wish all dogs on leashes would have these helpful signs. I always want to pet people's dogs when they walk past, but I don't want to be intrusive.

jaxspider · 2012-09-20T21:06:00+00:00

Heart = melted.

OrionofPalaven · 2012-09-20T21:19:22+00:00

Awwwwwwwwww I've melted. I wish there was this sort of thing all over the place. There are so many dogs I'd like to pet.

Hreinzi · 2012-09-20T21:32:08+00:00

i think all Pitbulls should be named Churchill

reynej · 2012-09-20T21:34:26+00:00

From now on dog owners are known as humanbeasts.

megamegerr · 2012-09-20T21:47:41+00:00

All dogs waiting for their humans need to have this sign so I can pet them without reluctance.

outkast8459 · 2012-09-20T21:51:14+00:00

That Dog sure puts up with a lot of Bull....

I'll see myself out.

MrGrumpet · 2012-09-20T22:24:58+00:00

Fucking hell. Look at the dog's fucking face. It's so fucking good!

JamesH26 · 2012-09-20T22:49:04+00:00

This is cute and all but I don't think anyone should ever leave there dog outside unattended. I hear stories of dogs being stolen like this all the time.

tomboygirl101 · 2012-09-21T00:04:59+00:00

Bulldogs r so cute

trekbette · 2012-09-21T00:30:04+00:00

The suspense is killing me... and I am too lazy to read all the comments... did you pet him?

greyjackal · 2012-09-21T01:28:26+00:00

Despite having grown up with dogs (and cats) and being a very animal-oriented person, I've been bitten twice in the last 3 years.

Once by a Jack Russell that launched himself at my nuts, and once by a Beagle (Snoopy ffs) as I walked past him.

Both were enough to draw reasonable amounts of blood (and warrant a trip to A&E - ER for our American chums - for cleaning and a tetanus jab in the Jack Russell's case)

The point is, I'm a bit pissed off that I now feel wary around mutts. Because they pick up on it and react accordingly. It's a bit of a vicious circle, and it sucks.

Executive_Realness · 2012-09-21T01:51:44+00:00

I would pet the shit out of that handsome bastard. #nohomo

KookyGuy · 2012-09-20T20:51:57+00:00

The old sleeping while sitting technique. It's very useful in high school.

Mr_Winsterhammerman · 2012-09-20T22:10:32+00:00

His face instantly reminded me of this.

Tenauri · 2012-09-20T21:08:58+00:00

It amazes me that they have to specify.

I was in Boston with some friends a few weeks back, and we walked by a corner store with a dog on the front steps. One of my friends stopped to pet it, and someone came outside and said, "stop that, don't touch him, if he bites you then I'll be held responsible."

If your dog might bite random passer-by, do you think maybe you shouldn't leave him out on the middle of a busy sidewalk??

Maybe I'm missing something.

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