Kidless parents

Strideo · 2012-09-20T19:11:36+00:00

Uh, do you mean couple?

You can't be a parent without any children.

zoon82 · 2012-09-20T19:19:49+00:00

Also known as DINKs. Dual Income, No kids.

texasota · 2012-09-20T21:42:09+00:00

Relevant Comic: http://xkcd.com/946/

ninjajaja · 2012-09-20T19:17:23+00:00

That's cool but why drive a Soul then?

ghotier · 2012-09-20T21:49:54+00:00

These things always make me think of military pilots who put decals of their kills on the noses of their planes. I guess this guy killed a couple and stole their money.

chetter44 · 2012-09-20T22:56:16+00:00

DINKLEBERG!!!!!

thanksfine · 2012-09-21T02:18:14+00:00

That right there is a Kia Soul....They can't have that much money.

coowhipp · 2012-09-20T21:47:15+00:00

Aren't childless parents just people...

thermocoffee · 2012-09-20T19:44:58+00:00

Anyone think they maybe sold their children? That's explains why they're parents and why they drive a KIA Soul...

BrobaFett · 2012-09-21T02:17:13+00:00

Ah yes, the kidless parents.

An elusive pair... almost as rare as the married bachelor.

TheBlackGuy · 2012-09-21T02:19:59+00:00

kia soul lolol

Justwokeup · 2012-09-20T19:59:02+00:00

I am a criminal, I will follow you home, Thank you.

smellthyscrote · 2012-09-20T21:56:27+00:00

How many times is this going to be posted?

Jaybleezie · 2012-09-21T00:36:11+00:00

Well that's another way to let burglars know who to follow home.

kapelin · 2012-09-20T20:51:04+00:00

I think /r/childfree would like this

mle70 · 2012-09-21T00:02:57+00:00

just saying ... http://imgur.com/P1WLt

Zimm42 · 2012-09-20T23:52:22+00:00

For me as a father, having kids is fulfilling in a way that money can't buy. I'm happy, but I don't need validation by putting stickers on my car. Whether you are a dad or a DINK, these stickers make you seem insecure.

TripsOro · 2012-09-21T01:24:49+00:00

We have a word for that. It's called "adults."

ArgonGryphon · 2012-09-21T01:44:13+00:00

I wish not having kids automatically meant more money. Really it just means I'm not digging myself into debt.

Edit: can't brain, accidentally word.

will_holmes · 2012-09-21T00:03:15+00:00

/r/childfree is leaking again. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I still don't see having kids as a worthwhile venture.

foreveragoan · 2012-09-21T01:29:22+00:00

"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

03Titanium · 2012-09-21T01:38:12+00:00

"Hey everyone me and my partner are the only ones and we have lots of money to buy stuff with"

hallalotus · 2012-09-20T21:48:06+00:00

was this taken in WI?

andre1rt · 2012-09-20T23:33:38+00:00

Oh, this couple doesn't have any young goats? That must make us all so wealthy.

ClearlyDoesntGetIt · 2012-09-21T00:28:53+00:00

Childless father

jesse9212 · 2012-09-21T01:01:27+00:00

All that money but they still choose the colour puke green...

stuckinmiddleschool · 2012-09-21T02:11:14+00:00

Ah, the old DINKs. Love 'em.

donthinkitbelikeitis · 2012-09-21T02:18:46+00:00

kids are known to eat large piles of money so OP is lucky not to have any

nutters20 · 2012-09-21T02:23:25+00:00

rich, driving a kia soul the green one

crankypants_mcgee · 2012-09-21T02:26:10+00:00

DINK: Rob our house! We have lots of cool expensive toys!

mitchstanton · 2012-09-21T02:46:06+00:00

LOL! I wish this were true.

Demence · 2012-09-21T02:51:00+00:00

DINKS!!

zbrasseur1 · 2012-09-21T02:55:48+00:00

Every time something like this is posted I get the feeling that reddit hates kids. Why is that?

dredawg · 2012-09-21T02:59:26+00:00

Not if your a kidless parENT.....

DeadlyFuryG3 · 2012-09-21T03:04:57+00:00

You mean DINKS duel income no kids

HotwaxNinjaPanther · 2012-09-21T03:10:36+00:00

I wish my life was a DINK, but I'm single so I'm just an INK.

Lobanium · 2012-09-21T03:15:24+00:00

So can parents with kids who also have money use this too?

cheeekamoomoo · 2012-09-21T03:15:39+00:00

My ultimate goal is to get one of the gal stickers and cat stickers, and plaster them all the way to the other side of the window.

YNot1989 · 2012-09-21T03:21:54+00:00

Dual income, no kids.

simjanes2k · 2012-09-21T03:26:50+00:00

A lot of my friends are DINKs. I am on a path to not be one of them.

I am reconsidering.

TheOneJosh · 2012-09-21T03:30:59+00:00

Wow. No kidding.

CGord · 2012-09-21T03:38:12+00:00

Pretty much. Last time I googled it was it cost around $225,000 to raise a kid from birth to 17 in the US middle class.

jessoliveyou · 2012-09-21T03:40:13+00:00

You can't be a parent if your kidless

oliverh72 · 2012-09-21T03:40:56+00:00

I'm so getting this sticker.

TheLoveTin · 2012-09-21T03:43:00+00:00

Great, now I know whose home to rob.

22c · 2012-09-21T04:02:10+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x3mdw/dual_income_no_kids_dink/

kaahle · 2012-09-21T04:02:59+00:00

it's funny because these stickers are on a KIA...

Walkensboots · 2012-09-21T04:29:10+00:00

If someone had that sticker where I live, they'd get followed home...

Googalyfrog · 2012-09-21T04:30:37+00:00

kidless parents? isn't that an oxymoron? unless you are referring to all the children having grown up and moved out. it would be childless couple, you can't be a parent unless you have kids/children of some kind.

Panzie-Kraut · 2012-09-21T04:35:35+00:00

Who the fuck you callin an oxymoron????

sixthusernametry · 2012-09-21T04:40:24+00:00

This is a re posted for the millionth time...I just don't know the site that counts how many times.

Mor_Havok · 2012-09-21T04:46:16+00:00

D.I.N.K. Dual Income No Kids

UltraClaymation · 2012-09-21T04:49:27+00:00

Rich yet they drive a Kia

remug · 2012-09-21T05:31:43+00:00

follow them home and take their money..

risto1116 · 2012-09-21T07:28:52+00:00

Dual income- no kids. The good life.

hammeat · 2012-09-20T22:19:08+00:00

Repost

akpenguin · 2012-09-20T23:26:12+00:00

Mine would be just the guy with 2 piles of money.

SometimesIntelligent · 2012-09-21T01:45:05+00:00

Wouldn't you be Kidless Couple? You can't be parents if you're kidless.

Bobic2 · 2012-09-21T01:56:26+00:00

50 years later, one spouse dies. 10 years later, the other dies, alone. Seven billion years of evolution, terminated in an instant, all for want of money.

mistielovesyou · 2012-09-20T23:35:47+00:00

Hmph. I didn't know Reddit didn't like kids. It's not like you guys don't feel the need to repeat it and brag about it all the time.

/s

Honestly people when is this circlejerk going to end? Yes, it's fine that you don't want kids. The fact that you need to make a huge deal about it shows that you STILL don't know that. Choices are choices people. Do what you want and fuck the rest, you don't need all these jokes to help you feel secure about the decisions you make.

Pianopatte · 2012-09-20T22:29:33+00:00

I understand if someone doesnt want kids, but why bragging about it? Its like: "Look at all the money we have and you dont, just because you have kids!" , "Is it my fault we are poor mommy?"

bannana · 2012-09-21T02:15:00+00:00

/r/childfree, come on over.

Thegreatbart · 2012-09-20T20:49:17+00:00

Lets see who is laughing 30 years down the line.

accountnotfound2 · 2012-09-20T22:49:18+00:00

Yep!

Mi5anthr0pe · 2012-09-21T03:36:14+00:00

"LOOK AT HOW HAPPY WE ARE, WE WON'T DIE ALONE, LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY, LOOK AT ALL THIS GREEN, LEAFY HAPPINESS THAT WILL SURROUND ME ON MY DEATHBEAD... I'M SO HAPPY WORLD... SO HAPPY..."

DamianTD · 2012-09-21T01:38:57+00:00

So get rid of female stick figure and triple cash pile, FTW. Plus with all that money you can have a bunch of girlfriends.

dietotaku · 2012-09-21T03:39:27+00:00

kids aren't that damn expensive
money can't hug you or tell you you're the prettiest mommy in the whole universe
eventually you'll run out of shit to buy for yourself

skinnystevie · 2012-09-20T23:57:25+00:00

dink. double income no kids

Italian_Barrel_Roll · 2012-09-20T18:37:05+00:00

Brilliant

ne1av1cr · 2012-09-21T00:14:53+00:00

Oh fuck you so hard. Fuck you and die.

goonkus_18 · 2012-09-21T06:12:56+00:00

ha ha Kia Soul.... yeah real rich

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