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Just shopping for some groceries... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rarhodes5 65 points66 points ago

Think she worries about salmonella?

[–]owenstumor 115 points116 points ago

Look like she worries about heroin more.

[–]UNEification 22 points23 points ago

I was thinking about all of the bacterial infections you could get from this. Bacterial vaginosis and a yeast infection at least.

[–]wergerver 36 points37 points ago

i dont think the chicken has to worry about much at this point, as far as infections go....

[–]Lordhillman 2 points3 points ago

Oh lord, should not have read that comment at night while trying to be quiet.....that was too good....

[–]jdepps113 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking about all of the bacterial infections you could WOULD get from this.

FTFY.

[–]peckerbrown 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she's siccing it on the Candida Albicans.

[–]scotch208- 184 points185 points ago

Damn she took that huge cock like a champ.

[–]The_Illuminated_One 35 points36 points ago

/thread

[–]bambu002 17 points18 points ago

Ma, why's the chicken taste like fish?

[–]uhrovaltter 7 points8 points ago

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[–]Neg_Karma_Vortex 9 points10 points ago

That's Pussy Riot.

[–]wergerver -1 points0 points ago

winner....

[–]ayePALINDROMEeye 55 points56 points ago

um...does anyone notice that THERE'S A FUCKING KID WITH THEM?

[–]Purecheetodust 17 points18 points ago

Still more appetizing than chicken in a can.

[–]RBRR 19 points20 points ago

At least she didn't put the chicken in her can.

[–]tagard04 16 points17 points ago

That chicken will be done by the time she makes it home..

[–]Gurdil 20 points21 points ago

Video of the "performance" for those who are interested (NSFW obviously)

[–]ger_guy 11 points12 points ago

really how do you find that kinda shit, do you know it already?

[–]nellonoma 16 points17 points ago

This was a pretty big deal when it came out a few years back. It was originally hosted on Vimeo, but they took it down. Russian anarchist collective, also responsible for drawing the dick on the drawbridge so that every day, the city got a boner.

Pic is the boner in question. It is a boner, so keep that in mind before opening.

[–]Omnamah 7 points8 points ago

Any idea what their motivation behind doing stuff like this is? I know anarchists and have dabbled in anarchist literature, but I must've missed the bit about poultry.

[–]R3laX 22 points23 points ago

Attention. Driven by stupidity.

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 1 point2 points ago

I know "anarchists" and have dabbled in "anarchist literature", and I concur.

[–]nellonoma 0 points1 point ago

I can't recall the exact reasoning, but they're more of an art collective than an anarchist group. An anarchist art group? That works. I believe it was a statement about anti-consumerism or something like that. I believe they also held orgies in a church?

Googled it! They're called Voina.

[–]R3laX 1 point2 points ago

No, no, orgy was in museum and as far as I know it was uhm.. "performed" by different group(or whatever to call them) but they are related to each other. Also known for spilling urine over police, taking their kids to unauthorized protests and probably more.

[–]nellonoma 0 points1 point ago

He's right about the museum! I had pussy riot on the brain when i wrote up my previous post.

[–]tetromino_ 2 points3 points ago

Not sure about poultry. The bridge boner had a clear message though: when the bridge was raised, the boner was right in the windows of the local FSB headquarters. Basically, the kids from Voina used the bridge to give the cops an epic one-finger salute.

[–]Gurdil 1 point2 points ago

I didn't found it, the video was posted on Reddit 2 years ago and I managed to find back the link. Original post (still on /r/WTF and still NSFW)

[–]TheSelfGoverned 4 points5 points ago

I really think the label "artist" is thrown around way too often these days.

[–]TheAlpacalypse 4 points5 points ago

I think I am more disturbed with the fact that the store was selling chicken kept on selves unrefrigerated than with her sticking one in her pussy.

[–]yuckyucky 1 point2 points ago

i think the shelves are refrigerated

[–]havocforming -4 points-3 points ago

If your going to cook it then what's the problem? If you go to Some small vendors or even just small town in places like Mexico all the meat is just hanging out in the street in the sun. As long as you actually cook it it's all safe. But as far as stuffing raw meat in your cooter, not recommended.

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 0 points1 point ago

This sounds legit to me...

[–]fresh_like_febreze 0 points1 point ago

to click or not to click...

[–]yuckyucky 0 points1 point ago

this is totally ridiculous (and just a little bit awesome). thanks for the link!

[–]harducci 1 point2 points ago

At the bottom of the article it says "How to Snatch a Chicken." Ha.

[–]mut1n3y 1 point2 points ago

I really don't know what I expected clicking that link and continuing to watch the video o.O

[–]l1zrd -3 points-2 points ago

Much better version

[–]supasteve013 10 points11 points ago

Ahh yes, this is more like it wtf

[–]conquestcommando 7 points8 points ago

In Soviet Russia, chicken stuffs you!

[–]fernetc 0 points1 point ago

Nice

[–]SwiftToStreetlight 5 points6 points ago

Woman

Wat are you doing

Woman

Stahp

[–]mcderpette 3 points4 points ago

blake lively?

[–]Modpodgey 1 point2 points ago

My first thought as well.

[–]ROCKJUNKY01 8 points9 points ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the vagina.

[–]MantisMB 4 points5 points ago

I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian.

[–]gobbo 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm a vagitarian and this disturbed even me.

[–]kimittensocks 0 points1 point ago

Wow... Russia. Never ceases to amaze me. Glad I never witnessed this in person

[–]NoHero3s 1 point2 points ago

Gotta marinate that shit, yo

[–]Protohuman 2 points3 points ago

This is Pussy Riot.

[–]DamianTD 2 points3 points ago

Oh great I can see it now, "chicken pussy virus kills millions".

[–]BeePinata 3 points4 points ago

Don't ask where the ham is hidden.

[–]Master2u 1 point2 points ago

Try before you buy.

[–]DoRkYdUo4LyF3 2 points3 points ago

No thanks! I don't think rotten tuna flavored chicken is my cup of tea...

[–]EJ88 0 points1 point ago

Well you're not supposed to make tea out of it, duh!

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

Man, I've been very please with WTF lately.

[–]Sonic_Scrudriver 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]b33bop1n 1 point2 points ago

But... why?

[–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

But why not?

[–]ta1901 -1 points0 points ago

So was that a chicken? A duck? Tuna?

[–]ViperXeon 1 point2 points ago

Revelant

[–]dave2118 1 point2 points ago

Salmonella to go with that yeast infection.

[–]tandorkus 0 points1 point ago

Who took this, where did you find this?

[–]HeyyyNow 1 point2 points ago

The only comfort I can find in these pictures is the fact that the signs are not in english..

[–]iNVWSSV 1 point2 points ago

he couldnt decide if he wanted fish or chicken for dinner.

[–]PunjabiPlaya 0 points1 point ago

What a fowl act.

[–]i3do 0 points1 point ago

so sad

[–]Miss_Chanandlerbong 0 points1 point ago

Just look at that desperate look on her face, really makes me sad

[–]rperg 1 point2 points ago

I think I'm done with the Internet for a while

[–]Todd2point0 0 points1 point ago

Is that supposed to be a marinade or a slow cooker?

[–]JarlofDenmark 1 point2 points ago

I started yelling 'Holy shit' in a high pitched voice after the third picture.

[–]SabreDeC 0 points1 point ago

You made me lol....literally. (_)

[–]The_Things_I_See 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't swiping their EBT card be easier???

[–]smedley89 0 points1 point ago

That would have been awesome if it were a duck instead of a chicken. Then, it would have come out already coated in duckbutter.

[–]hydrox 0 points1 point ago

Someone tell her a bun in the oven is just a metaphor. It will not cook!

[–]Lycanthropos 0 points1 point ago

Ewww, salmonella snatch.

[–]NuYawker 0 points1 point ago

Just speculation, but that's going to take at LEAST 4 days to bake through.

[–]naomaniac 1 point2 points ago

what the actual fuck.

[–]nissanator 1 point2 points ago

Seriously she is going to get a blue waffle from that. Scientific fact I made up. Edit: Chicken and waffles go together.

[–]weaver2109 1 point2 points ago

Relevant.

In fact, this couldn't be any more relevant.

[–]TheWhiteRabbitY2K 0 points1 point ago

That's so sad actually. Psych Disorders are disturbingly depressing.

[–]thumpersoldiersgirl 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Pink Flamingos.

[–]martyrthisthat 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]joeslick15 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuckery!

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

My dick's rock hard right now

[–]baloogawooga 0 points1 point ago

you can, uh.. keep that.

[–]vinylscratchp0n3 0 points1 point ago

"This chicken smells fishy..."

[–]aquestionoftime 1 point2 points ago

Now just insert a rat inside the chicken and you have a holiday feast. Pusscockrat.

[–]LordEibon 0 points1 point ago

I was reminded of this.

[–]mrgriefdog 0 points1 point ago

worldstar

[–]Zementid 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that an arts activity from an art group callen Voina?

[–]gertieyorkes 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FUCK YOU TOOK STILLS FROM A GIF HAVE KARMA

But actually fuck you for repostinf

[–]unicorn456 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or do these two look like Blake lively and Daniel Radcliffe?

[–]cavalier21 0 points1 point ago

maybe she is pregnant..... the baby has to eat too

[–]XFitJeDi 0 points1 point ago

God Damn 47%!!!!

[–]aussiejohn 0 points1 point ago

Must be the before shot of this. NSFW

[–]Rule_32 0 points1 point ago

Bowfly girl grows up.

[–]vnarsenal 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]ericdn627 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's one way to shoplift.

[–]Infamous_Shinobi 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm I bet her vagina tastes delicious. Just like chicken!

[–]JelloSucka 0 points1 point ago

Salmonella anyone?

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Why would you shave down the video into these images?

The video is way more disturbing and this doesn't add a fucking thing.

Why, OP?

[–]fullmetal_cylon 1 point2 points ago

I'm not proud of this erection.

[–]Tilligan 0 points1 point ago

Sweet Dee really needs to lay off the drugs.

[–]victoria1867 0 points1 point ago

Imagine Xmas or thanksgiving

[–]markofoz 0 points1 point ago

SALMON..ELLA ?

[–]MmmCremeEggs 1 point2 points ago

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken...

[–]punchyoreily -2 points-1 points ago

post-op tranny?

[–]nakolas -2 points-1 points ago

Stop her! Shes stealing the chicken!!

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