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[–]limbodog[!] 53 points54 points ago

When i hear a hot girl at a party's been asking for me, I wonder what is wrong with her computer that she'll want me to fix.

[–]Wraith8888 3 points4 points ago

Been there. Although it's usually the sink, toilet or car.

[–]limbodog[!] 4 points5 points ago

I've never been specifically asked to fix a toilet. But I've had the "I just can't seem to get it working right..."

[–]turtlewaxer99 17 points18 points ago

Some dude named Red can get her for you.

[–]VikingCoder 6 points7 points ago

Why do they call you 'Red'?

I suppose it's because I'm Irish.

[–]destroya71 1 point2 points ago

Because Red is also The Pokemon Champion.

[–]yousirarecorrect 3 points4 points ago

You sir, are correct.

[–]stratus1469 2 points3 points ago

I heard he has her stuffed down his pants.

[–]manominous 1 point2 points ago

not right now... sorry to say.

[–]rea1ity 7 points8 points ago

When andy first walked into shawshank

[–]fultron 1 point2 points ago

titty sprinkles

[–]Uberisom 5 points6 points ago

This is the part I really like, this is when she does that shit with her hair.

[–]Alexd1226 3 points4 points ago

Rita Hayworth herself.

[–]ScrapBuilder774 3 points4 points ago

She hasn't been...

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

This is good, subtle pandering.

[–]chetter44 1 point2 points ago

Smashing.

[–]thomsos 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me there is a Nigel version of this.

[–]cgowsell 0 points1 point ago

This is in shawshank redemption.

[–]Sneller1985 0 points1 point ago

SHAWSHANK

[–]Three_Headed_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

Dem shoulders.

[–]blockblock 0 points1 point ago

Fishy fishy fishy...............

[–]mavs41 0 points1 point ago

2 questions for OP:

  1. Is JewBear3 an homage to The Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds?
  2. Were JewBear, JewBear1, and JewBear2 already taken?

[–]humblegrumble 0 points1 point ago

what movie is this from?

[–]bluematter08 0 points1 point ago

Gilda

[–]Kelsadar 0 points1 point ago

Who is the beautiful woman in this gif, and what is it from?

[–]I_AMA_LLAMA 0 points1 point ago

Rita Hayworth. It's in The Shawshank Redemption, but just as a movie within a movie. Not sure what the original is.

[–]bluematter08 1 point2 points ago

Gilda

[–]I_AMA_LLAMA 1 point2 points ago

Thankies.

[–]Kelsadar 1 point2 points ago

Ah well. Thanks anyway.

[–]ImmaBadW0lf 0 points1 point ago

I don't relate. You get up votes for Rita. You have taste! Rita always gets up votes.

[–]fultron 0 points1 point ago

I must admit I didn't think much of JewBear3 first time I laid eyes on him. Looked like a stiff breeze could blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

OP is a lesbian?

[–]schooljocki 0 points1 point ago

See movie clip gif from film shown in The Shawshank Redemption? Why yes, I'd love to see all the move references =D

[–]MELSU 1 point2 points ago

It's okay. I'm into girls too.

[–]take_it_literal -1 points0 points ago

when a hot girl has been asking about you... you feel like going on the internet and posting a hot girl hair flip??? i don't get it......

[–]KidShowtime -2 points-1 points ago

I love it when she does that shit with her hair

[–]latorta -4 points-3 points ago

"WHO IS THAT SKANK BLOWING MY BF??"

[–]thanksforthefish0o 0 points1 point ago

"well i dont have her stuffed down my pants, i'm sorry to say"