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[–]Stead311 342 points343 points ago

The cats jump... does not... physics make.

[–]UILHOK 179 points180 points ago

[–]medic23 41 points42 points ago

Outstanding Charlie references. Thank you sir.

[–]justkilc 9 points10 points ago

Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer bitch!

[–]Scaryfedoraman 5 points6 points ago

Or top right. Like... it could be some kind of magic act. Where one cat's in the wall, then it jumps out as the other jumps in.

I dunno. Just a thought.

[–]MamaDaddy 55 points56 points ago

I know - I need to see this in slow-mo, with diagrams and labels. Suddenly the cat has too many appendages and dimensions.

[–]Zanooka 102 points103 points ago

I don't want to admit how long I stared at the first picture thinking it was a slow motion gif.

[–]Rat-Salad 38 points39 points ago

You are not alone.

[–]SplatterSack 22 points23 points ago

I am here with you.

[–]zoeymarie 9 points10 points ago

though we're far apart.

[–]Shocker_xD 43 points44 points ago

So the cat made a wall-jump... thank you

[–]Heimdall2061 14 points15 points ago

Catsassin's Creed.

Parkat.

Catflip.

Freecatting.

Felis diptera repellet munio.

[–]jace10 35 points36 points ago

This one makes it look like the cat is doing some deep thinking in the midst of its fright

[–]MamaDaddy 14 points15 points ago

Yes, that helps, but... that looks so simple compared to what I saw in the video. Cats are amazing.

[–]muppethead 23 points24 points ago

I dunno about you, but jumping up and farting in my opponent's mouth is a solid tactic that's worked for me countless of times before.

[–]skysignor 15 points16 points ago

I'd also like an explanation of the physics I'm seeing in this GIF.

[–]TaxExempt 29 points30 points ago

It jumps straight up with a little force when startled. Then it decides it wants to be further away and pushes with full force off the wall.

[–]YouPickMyName 15 points16 points ago

That's some Japanese action movie shit right there.

[–]hithazel 26 points27 points ago

He presses a, then swings the controller while holding the joystick to the right, and as he contacts the wall switches the joystick to the left while pressing a again.

[–]Jipribbit 7 points8 points ago

He jumps up, and then wall jumps at peak height of the initial jump.

[–]Kruse 6 points7 points ago

Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.

[–]Claudia_Donovan 2 points3 points ago

Physics? I laugh at physics! Ha ha ha ha!

[–]IcePeten 219 points220 points ago

Love this gif. I had to slow it down at the crucial parts to really enjoy it.

[–]Hristix 65 points66 points ago

It's amazing how it flies weapons-toward-the-target for 2/3rds of its flight time and then only spends 1/3rd doing a 120 degree roll with both halves of its body and finding time to adjust feet position for landing.

[–]IcePeten 144 points145 points ago

Gotta admit this was my favorite frame while I was editing it.

[–]JiangWei23 109 points110 points ago

Look at my nuts. LOOK AT THEM.

[–]RazsterOxzine 20 points21 points ago

Cat knows how to antagonize his enemy.

[–]voetsjoeba 7 points8 points ago

He made me waaaAAAAAAAATCH

[–]kellogn2 19 points20 points ago

Oh god, this is hilarious!

[–]JohnnyDan22 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure I've seen cats pose like this on the internet before

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

So.... The cat jumps, does a backflip off the wall, land and repeats?

[–]groovel76 23 points24 points ago

Somewhat relevant.

TIL that Google Chrome has an extension for slowing down GIFs called 'Gif Scrubber'.

For anyone who didn't know this.

[–]IcePeten 8 points9 points ago

Oh, that's good to know! I use Firefox and was using Easy Gif Animator to do these.

[–]LeftyNS 369 points370 points ago

This kitty is well trained in the art of Mew-jitsu.

[–]cynicproject 98 points99 points ago

I feel like this is a joke I should have heard a million times but I haven't heard it once. Good job.

[–]Cruentus82 12 points13 points ago

Have to agree. It made me chuckle.

[–]ZeeroAkari 62 points63 points ago

Mine has been training in Mew-jitsu as well... You can see her face is pure evil... http://i.imgur.com/8eirq.jpg

[–]NapalmGiraffe 18 points19 points ago

You can see her face is purr evil

FTFY

[–]CAKE_RAPE 29 points30 points ago

Your daisho is upside down.

[–]grunknisse 2 points3 points ago

Prepare for your own correcting informational medicine: It's spelled Daishō.

[–]evanthesquirrel 26 points27 points ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's spelled 大小

[–]Averant 3 points4 points ago

Semantics...

[–]samwhich 3 points4 points ago

Idk man, he seems to have a pretty weak guard.

[–]NotVerySmarts 13 points14 points ago

He almost did a full catwheel.

[–]RageOverflows 11 points12 points ago

This just sounds like cartwheel with a jersey accent.

[–]ToobaDooba 46 points47 points ago

Booo.

[–]czarchastic 0 points1 point ago

It was some impressive pussyfoot-work.

[–]1ceBlind 0 points1 point ago

He has as 3rd Degree black stripe in Catkwondo.

[–]kungffffuuuuu 119 points120 points ago

OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT BETTER GO LOOK AGAIN.

[–]Avengerr 24 points25 points ago

A while ago, we bought a new tv (a tube tv, like I said it was a while ago) and my cat really wanted to play in the box. So like a good sport I tipped the box overtop of him and closed the lid so he couldn't get out.

Admittedly, I forgot he was in there for like 30 minutes, but he didn't make a sound. I opened the box and he comes sauntering out, blinking because of the light all groggy... And he stops, turns around and with a look on his face that I can only describe as "HOLY SHIT A BOX!!!" he jumps right back inside, and I close it up again while laughing hysterically.

Cats are not always smart creatures.

[–]skysignor 3 points4 points ago

Both my cats are that dumb, too lol

[–]achievable_chode44 31 points32 points ago

I think your comma got lost.

[–]zeisan 10 points11 points ago

That cat is just way too lol, lol

[–]eastshores 4 points5 points ago

You didn't, lol

[–]ThePeanutBuddha[S] 156 points157 points ago

If at first you don't succeed, scare yourself shitless again.

[–]PredicateJam 78 points79 points ago

Ha, I had to watch that twice to make sure it wasn't just the gif reloading.

[–]Cadvin 8 points9 points ago

Not to be "That guy" But it looks to me like the cat's actually just playing. It's not really a startled jump, cat's fur doesn't puff out, and it goes back to look again.

[–]Naberius 11 points12 points ago

Well sure he is. Cat's having a ball. Look at the way he stalks back up to the corner to go again.

[–]Cyphafrost -3 points-2 points ago

Good post!

[–]46xy 1 point2 points ago

Bad comment!

(apparently)

[–]Coffeecat90 93 points94 points ago

Scaredy cat the wall jumping ninja.. I want to kidnap him.

[–]Squalor- 27 points28 points ago

That cat is like the main character of Prince of Persia.

[–]Coffeecat90 24 points25 points ago

I was going to say Super Mario.. but sure, Prince of Persia :).. Prince of Puuursia? I'll leave now..

[–]CeeBmata 11 points12 points ago

Purfect.

[–]Silversol99 5 points6 points ago

Meowfect.

I broke that for you.

[–]martiniman 1 point2 points ago

Supurr Mario

[–]lostpatrol 11 points12 points ago

His acting was better than Jake Gyllenhaal.

[–]Mystery_Hours 5 points6 points ago

The cat probably wouldn't do as well in Brokeback Mountain though.

[–]jakfischer 6 points7 points ago

Infidel!!!

[–]6times9is42 1 point2 points ago

main character of Prince of Persia

Yup. If only I could remember who that was though.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 13 points14 points ago

Would like to see the video.

[–]Gillo_ 49 points50 points ago

haha, I like how he keeps trying

[–]JasonGD1982 13 points14 points ago

I watched it for a good minute at least.

[–]work0utn3rd 10 points11 points ago

At first I didn't realize its just not 1 time repeating itself. Realizing it's happening x2/loop made it 10x better

[–]Andrenator 4 points5 points ago

Awesomeness*e(n-1), where n is the amount of times it loops before reload.

Sorry, I'm in programming class.

[–]DeSaad 9 points10 points ago

please tell me there's an actual video of this!

[–]Lukkie 14 points15 points ago

Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, why are they scaring you?

[–]NYCCine 4 points5 points ago

scaredy cat, scaredy cat, it's not your fault.

[–]synapticimpact 6 points7 points ago

Video? Youtube? CTRL F DONT FAIL ME NOW

[–]itsme_timd 4 points5 points ago

At first I thought it was a loop after the first scare, I didn't realize he went back for seconds.

[–]Norplay 4 points5 points ago

Is that guy naked??

[–]Memeophile 2 points3 points ago

[–]vravikumar 5 points6 points ago

you should put this on r/aww and see what their reaction is

[–]this_sort_of_thing 7 points8 points ago

Probably tons of hate for 'torturing a small animal', /r/aww always got the most fucked up comments

[–]newtothelyte 11 points12 points ago

I actually think r/aww likes to mess with their pets too, just in a way that they perceive as 'cute'.

LOL LOOK MY DOG HAS A BACKPACK ON AND HE LOVES IT!! :))))

LOOK GUISE, I PUT MY PUPPY IN A SODA CAN! HE LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYS IT.

[–]GustavoFrings 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, my 100+lbs lab/shep mix loves his backpack with water bottles in it. He knows it means we're going hiking and will raise up a jumpy happy storm whenever I grab it.

[–]matsky 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't that sort of shit just make your cat into an asshole? My brother used to train his cat to box and stir it up and, surprise, it ended up trying to claw anyone that got close. I both hated, and pitied, that cat in equal measure. RIP Cosmo.

[–]himself_v 3 points4 points ago

Not always. Kittens like to play, that's what they're doing in the pic, or else the cat wouldn't approach the same place again.

[–]slothenstein 2 points3 points ago

The cat might be playing.

Someone thought I was being a dick by chasing my cat but she actually loves it. She hides at the end of the hall and meows for me to creep down the hall then when I jump at her she darts past me and we do it again. It sounds questionable but she genuinely enjoys it, sometimes when she's in play mode all I have to do is step into the hall and she's jumping about the place.

[–]Alaric_Jenkins 7 points8 points ago

I lol'd a good bit

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 52 points53 points ago

I stared dead eyed at the screen, but inside I was like, lmao.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 0 points1 point ago

I doubt it. You must get a kick out of yourself.

[–]NotaMethAddict 1 point2 points ago

Commenting a lot has definitely made Reddit a lot more fun for me, but I'm so jaded to all of the posts on here.

[–]trollburgers 13 points14 points ago

Everyone is like, ha ha!

And I'm like, awww poor kitty...it trusted you! How could you do that to a kitty that trusted you?

A single tear just rolled down my cheek and Sarah McLachlan started singing in the background.

[–]Dungbomber000 16 points17 points ago

If you dont mess with your pet kittens, you are doing the whole cat ownership thing wrong.

[–]dirice87 11 points12 points ago

to be fair the cat probably pounced on him from behind a door more times than u can count

[–]callmeWia 4 points5 points ago

Yea, I was so upset for that cute cute kitty. Now I have to punch a hole in the wall to feel my manliness.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 5 points6 points ago

Serious note: My buddy did and still does all kinds of shit to scare his cat and it seriously is afraid of everyone and everything.

He actually doesn't understand why the cat is afraid of everybody that comes to his apartment and then 10 min later he will see it laying somewhere and do what the person in the OPs GIF does to it. I've known him for 27 years and he's done this to his cats since he was 5 years old and every cat his family has ever owned was completely terrified of all people. He's my friend but he's not real smart with animals.

[–]trollburgers 7 points8 points ago

♪♫ "In the arrrrms of angel, fly away from here..." ♪♫

[–]TheSixofSwords 2 points3 points ago

Oh fuck you. Now all I can think about is sad animals.

My pets are rescues, damnit! I did my part! I SHOULDN'T FEEL THIS FEEL! Why did you make me feel it?

[–]Ian_Dess 0 points1 point ago

It was even funnier when i realized that the gif isn't looping, but that he actually scared the shit out of that cat twice.

[–]Lordscoot 2 points3 points ago

When I scare my cat, her tail fluffs up.

[–]DreamCarver 2 points3 points ago

The fact that he did it twice is what made me chuckle.

[–]stevent12x 3 points4 points ago

I don't even understand the physics involved here.

[–]Polite_Elephant 2 points3 points ago

[–]capt_slim 3 points4 points ago

What a pussy.

[–]secretlypooping 1 point2 points ago

he's all kat now

[–]64oz_Slurprise 0 points1 point ago

Curiosity scared the poop out of him...twice.

[–]Darkersun 0 points1 point ago

Actually he's done it a dozen times on my screen so far...

[–]vaelon 1 point2 points ago

I watched this a good 10 times. I love how he comes back a second time expecting a different result......nope

[–]MarlaHoochHooch 0 points1 point ago

I will watch this for the remainder of the day.

[–]TrumpetH4X 0 points1 point ago

This is quite possibly the most hilariously adorable thing I have ever seen.

[–]Kylskap 0 points1 point ago

Twice!

[–]GnomeGrown 0 points1 point ago

The fact that he gets him TWICE in 5 seconds is awesome!! Oh kitteh...

[–]wharfedalepulz 1 point2 points ago

I laughed, I giggled, I had an awesome time. Upvote mofo.

[–]byteflow -1 points0 points ago

Calvin gets his revenge on Hobbes...

[–]speedbrown 1 point2 points ago

Brave lil guy. He flinched but comes right back to check it out again!

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

It's a cat for fucks sake. It'll get its revenge by gradually enslaving the boy and imposing its will upon him.

[–]rev2sev 0 points1 point ago

Mezmorizing

[–]mlima1 1 point2 points ago

Double tap!

[–]cowboy1015 1 point2 points ago

I wish at least people would put source vid on description. Anyone on comment?

[–]Java_Beans 1 point2 points ago

Any video? I'm sure the scared meow will add much more effect.

[–]berfica 1 point2 points ago

He goes back for more! So cute!!

[–]Jawshee_pdx 0 points1 point ago

We need this done in slow motion.

[–]cantbsrs 0 points1 point ago

Why are my cats so fat and lazy now. :(

[–]jaxonya 1 point2 points ago

i just kitted in my britches..

[–]Kentravyon 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you scared the physics out of him.

[–]BrainTroubles 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck gravity, that's why.

[–]Tashar 0 points1 point ago

Haha, at first I thought this was a really well looped gif.

[–]barrywheresbarry 0 points1 point ago

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it just scared the ever-loving EFF out of it.

[–]zeppelinfan182 0 points1 point ago

The title caused me to believe that I was going to see a KitKat bar become startled enough that it turned into Reddit's favorite furry feline.

[–]vikingnoob 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "kilt out of him" and was perplexed until I saw the gif.

scare the Scottish out of him

[–]fr3xuz 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that scared me too

[–]d_bo -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]Supervoid 0 points1 point ago

Now he's just a pussy.

[–]gwrober 0 points1 point ago

L M A O!!!

[–]mazagaza 1 point2 points ago

Scared him so much he forgot wtf he was doing and had to go back for a double take.

[–]lovestory823 0 points1 point ago

He just keeps going back for more

[–]PeteVenkmann 0 points1 point ago

He comes back for more - Proof that cats love this stuff.

[–]Dcornelissen 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who thought the gif repeated itself after the first scare...

[–]biderjohn -1 points0 points ago

you brits with your kit and kip

[–]good-guy-jay 0 points1 point ago

Man, cats can move! The first jump looks like he was punted sideways midair.

[–]nutphux 0 points1 point ago

Purrkour

[–]SuuperSal 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I thought the GIF was just looped, but he actually scared him twice!

[–]rollamac2006 0 points1 point ago

jeez i love how you guys just analyzed the fuck out of this. ;)

[–]bothersometrees 1 point2 points ago

Looks like it's gonna loop, but then he falls for it twice, haha

[–]dontcallmejames 0 points1 point ago

i swear i could watch scared cat videos all day.

[–]exatorp 0 points1 point ago

Ten-four good buddy, OP is a faggot.

[–]wrath505 0 points1 point ago

Great, now I'm giggling like a idiot at work!

[–]oettinger 0 points1 point ago

Ha! The Peek-A-Boo game! Even more fun with laser lights. :)

[–]Kado_Isuka 0 points1 point ago

I think he scared the poltergeist possessing the cat.

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's a seemingly impeccable reaction time.

[–]d0rkn1g1t 1 point2 points ago

We've got two cats who used to scatch at the carpet outside our bedroom door to get our attention. We didn't want them doing this. So one day I didn't close the door completely and just waited with my hand on the doorknob, waiting for them to come scratch at the carpet. When they did, I ripped the door open and screamed at them. They both just kind of vanished. It was like magic. One moment they were there, the next they were gone. They haven't scratched at our door since then.

[–]My_Post_Is_On_Topic 0 points1 point ago

Flufflestiltskin!

[–]Noctis_Apparatus 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he's force pushing the cat

[–]michaeljane 0 points1 point ago

Thats adorable!

[–]wickwox 1 point2 points ago

We used to play with our cat like that - I wish we hadn't. She's still very affectionate but as an adult she's extremely jumpy and we can't pick her up. I think we traumatised her. :-(

[–]Feetballz 0 points1 point ago

dick

[–]spazzcat 0 points1 point ago

8 more lives left...

[–]Superhomework 2 points3 points ago

FUS-ROH-DAH!

[–]yakonfire 0 points1 point ago

So all that's left is ten, the number of fingers in the human's surprise-jazz hands.

[–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

Was about to get mad but then I realized that it's probably a game they play together :)

[–]short_lurker 0 points1 point ago

Scare me once, okay you got me; scare me twice, I am just stupid.

[–]icetea149 0 points1 point ago

in class. I just watched this for about five minutes on repeat on my phone

[–]EthanBeatles 0 points1 point ago

Risky click just then...

[–]Damndoughnutss 0 points1 point ago

So is he now just a ten if kit was scared out of him?? God I suck at jokes Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights. I'm a girl. I'm allowed to say it, kinda.. I'll leave now, but it was nice beig weird to you all!

[–]aisner190 0 points1 point ago

1 life down. 8 to go.

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

DEAR GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[–]IronOhki 0 points1 point ago

Took me a second to realize this worked twice.

[–]v2girl 0 points1 point ago

I love that puss came back for seconds, cuz one leap wasn't enuff!

[–]SARmedic 1 point2 points ago

Fool me once, "aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!"

Fool me twice, "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

[–]IthinktherforeIthink 0 points1 point ago

The cat jumps twice before it loops. Woa that took a while to figure out.

[–]kayakblue 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think the guy is naked?

[–]AJistheGreatest 0 points1 point ago

Could we get that in slo-mo?

[–]cmilla 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that was two wall kicks to midair twists back to back. Impressive.

[–]ZaphodbBrox 0 points1 point ago

I was like WOW that looped really smoothly... oh never mind.

[–]rgvtim 1 point2 points ago

Well, there goes 1 life.

[–]TBTrpt3 0 points1 point ago

I imagined this with the sound of r2d2 going "waoooooo"... it makes it a lot better.

[–]bejayel 0 points1 point ago

For fuck sakes people. Hold your phone sideways when recording video.

[–]ichigo2862 -1 points0 points ago

"Oh man this guy, that shit won't work on me agai-OH SHIT FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

That, my friends, is a flawless execution of a solitary wall jump.

[–]dookieface 0 points1 point ago

I always assumed that cats jump with all four paws? legs? Looks like they jump with their back legs. Makes sense.

[–]Spooner71 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who was disappointed this wasn't a baby fox?

[–]blooper2112 0 points1 point ago

This gif. I can hear it.

[–]kintax 0 points1 point ago

This just proves, CATS ARE NINJAS.

[–]blinkingm 0 points1 point ago

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

[–]degret 0 points1 point ago

It reminded me of Pikachu's quick attack on Super Smash Bros

[–]megatricinerator 0 points1 point ago

All I could think after watching this for the fourth time was"PARKOUR KITTEH!!"

[–]hynes0210 0 points1 point ago

guess he's just a ten now...