He's cruel like that

Squalor- · 2012-09-20T18:08:07+00:00

I failed with flying colors.

ZeroGSpaceCow · 2012-09-20T19:36:25+00:00

Okay. So, this is definitely a marketing campaign bullshit.

I checked the users who have been submitting these, and they're all submitting the same stuff.

MrConfucius · 2012-09-20T17:48:16+00:00

Who is this lady? She's all over /r/funny today.

metathesis · 2012-09-20T17:43:22+00:00

I find the number of upvotes this post has disturbingly revealing of reddit's hidden cousin lust.

duano_dude · 2012-09-20T15:58:56+00:00

I dunno, I think I could use a little more testing.

AllYourBase3 · 2012-09-20T19:41:42+00:00

Good Lord stop posting this dumb woman's twitter shit

slowitdown · 2012-09-20T18:41:08+00:00

Yet in some states, you can legally marry said cousin.

Imundecidedlypurple · 2012-09-20T19:46:32+00:00

Ironic that mine turned out to be lesbian.

TrainAss · 2012-09-20T16:03:01+00:00

If it's second cousins, it's OK.

acdcpeon · 2012-09-20T19:30:06+00:00

Thought I was on twitter for a moment there. This lady is everywhere today. Is this some sort of marketing campaign?

thunnus · 2012-09-20T20:04:23+00:00

I wanted to fail that test so hard. Sadly, I passed.

chikinpickle · 2012-09-20T20:09:09+00:00

I have a morbidly obese cousin, or six.

Black_Diamond · 2012-09-20T20:14:57+00:00

That lady's face makes me want to punch my own.

puterTDI · 2012-09-20T19:04:03+00:00

I had a coworker back in college who would always go on about his girlfriend (not detailed sex stuff, just about how he was going to see her, how long they had been dating, etc).

He finally one day told us that she was his cousin.

We, of course, made fun of him ruthlessly from that point on. He finally went to our boss and complained, our boss responded with "you told them that you're dating your cousin. What did you really expect to happen?"

skyman724 · 2012-09-20T19:10:03+00:00

Unfortunately, God gave me 3....................

WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

sadhound55 · 2012-09-20T19:28:34+00:00

I don't have a hot cousin. I MUST BE THE HOT COUSIN. Wait till the guys here about this...

Mitz510 · 2012-09-20T19:52:21+00:00

Remember that guy who posted on an AskReddit question how he has a friend who has a really hot cousin and will post pictures of them on Facebook and people would comment stuff like "Who is that" "Wow she is pretty" and he will reply with a ";)" or something like that.

Paradoxmoa · 2012-09-20T19:23:13+00:00

God, that lady's face freaks me out.

Also, I'm already sick of her tweets being posted here.

Daftsoul · 2012-09-20T19:07:43+00:00

whelp, I failed.

adg606 · 2012-09-20T19:16:29+00:00

Not everyone.

Jaqhoff · 2012-09-20T19:40:53+00:00

Luckily mine is Lesbian

Arcticwind223 · 2012-09-20T20:09:42+00:00

But I don't have any female cousins...

TAC0001 · 2012-09-20T20:23:00+00:00

Sometimes there's a random MILFy aunt thrown in the mix too.

sgrodgers10 · 2012-09-20T20:38:57+00:00

Not true- I'm a male and have only male cousins. And I'm not gay... yet

GMonsoon · 2012-09-20T20:50:06+00:00

Or reality: there are people out there who are so screwed up in the head that they have the hots for their own family members.

octocock · 2012-09-20T19:21:44+00:00

Who the fuck is this lady and why is everyone posting her shit to reddit?

moxiedrinker82 · 2012-09-20T18:17:02+00:00

A friend of mine actually said this:

"Isn't is great how God makes us sort of hate our cousins, so we're not even remotely attracted to or interested in them?"

dannyalleyway · 2012-09-20T19:13:41+00:00

Is that Pete Holmes in a wig?

r0mster · 2012-09-20T19:20:37+00:00

That looks authentic.

richiekk1 · 2012-09-20T20:07:36+00:00

i guess theres more people in alabama than i had expected

MarvinTheAndroid42 · 2012-09-20T20:09:34+00:00

HAH! I don't have a cousin.

RoshoFTMFW · 2012-09-20T20:11:51+00:00

I almost had a hot step-cousin once..

Dindi304 · 2012-09-20T20:18:32+00:00

Am I the only one who got a twitter just to follow this person?

ASKSDUMBTHINGS · 2012-09-20T20:25:32+00:00

I am at an unfair disadvantage, because my cousin is a model.

leorising · 2012-09-20T20:32:29+00:00

Sigh. I'm the hot cousin.

Raziid · 2012-09-20T20:34:03+00:00

I truly do not

mohorta · 2012-09-20T20:34:31+00:00

My mother's adopted.

-Dr Hardick

Attorney at go fuck yourself.

SloppyPuppy · 2012-09-20T20:48:59+00:00

Already tested my hot cousin. She was good.

kikabkika · 2012-09-20T21:14:11+00:00

Surprisingly bible does allow marriage between cousin.

Damlong · 2012-09-20T18:51:26+00:00

this definitely maeby a possibility

shinyspaghettiswan · 2012-09-20T20:35:19+00:00

I have no hot cousins in my family. I guess that just means I'm the hot one.

Herdsoot · 2012-09-20T20:36:13+00:00

http://imgur.com/cdQoh

IdealizedSalt · 2012-09-20T19:01:58+00:00

I'd appreciate if everyone would just join twitter and follow this person, because I think this is five of her posts that I've seen here.

Loafie · 2012-09-20T21:02:17+00:00

Einstein and Darwin both married their first cousins actually.

BACONINGOFTEHNYANS · 2012-09-20T21:06:21+00:00

But who's the hotter cousins hotter cousin?

Mr_James119 · 2012-09-20T21:14:48+00:00

I don't have a hot cousin :(

LeMadnessofKingHippo · 2012-09-20T21:16:54+00:00

The only cousins I have that have been labeled "hot" were also of the same gender as me, guess I got out of that test then.

Kenshin220 · 2012-09-21T00:24:54+00:00

According to the Bible cousins are fair game

bucketofscum · 2012-09-20T19:34:59+00:00

This is definitely not true of everyone. I have two cousins that I know of. Nope.

cafink · 2012-09-20T21:12:17+00:00

The Bible doesn't exactly frown upon incest.

squishinthedark · 2012-09-20T21:27:23+00:00

My hot "cousin" is my adopted uncle's step daughter...still too close?

Darkplek · 2012-09-20T18:50:44+00:00

...~~Did you make this in MS Paint~~?

Edit: Nevermind then :P It appears that twitter's advanced search is shite. Still, that doesn't in any way look like my normal Twitter font. She did apparently say it though, so... fail @ me.

Montanese · 2012-09-20T20:23:19+00:00

shit just makes sense I guess.

usabfb · 2012-09-20T21:43:00+00:00

He sure as shit does. My cousin's a model. A fucking model.

ZealousSlayer · 2012-09-20T21:43:30+00:00

If you don't have a hot cousin, then I got news for you.

YSCapital · 2012-09-20T19:59:22+00:00

Who is this and why do i keep seeing her tweets?

Kotaniko · 2012-09-20T18:41:28+00:00

When I was 10 or 11, I remember thinking that my cousin from Arizona was pretty attractive. I think she was 17 at the time, and I haven't seen her since. No idea if she's still attractive, no desire to find out.

webhyperion · 2012-09-20T18:50:26+00:00

I think god should prevent this women from using twitter too often and post stupid shit nobody finds funny.

lastrideelhs · 2012-09-21T03:09:06+00:00

And if you can't find said hot cousin. You are probably it. Like the fat cousin

I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA · 2012-09-21T05:57:31+00:00

He really fucked me over.

shwiggy · 2012-09-20T19:43:35+00:00

Are we going to put every tweet she writes into a picture?

Mezolithic · 2012-09-20T21:20:02+00:00

I have a hot step cousin. I'm not sure what the protocol there is, but it makes fapping an ethical dilemma.

hwaltman · 2012-09-20T21:20:37+00:00

Is this from the same lady that put a blunt wrap in the lunchbox and a fruit rollup in her pocket?

major_pleasure · 2012-09-20T21:40:05+00:00

God failed me on this one.

take_this_username · 2012-09-20T21:42:53+00:00

Did you 'shop' this with an ham sandwich?

mondomaniatrics · 2012-09-20T21:44:06+00:00

Not me. :-(

zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz · 2012-09-20T21:48:32+00:00

Good thing she's pregnant already.

TheDroopy · 2012-09-20T21:49:31+00:00

I feel so left out. I have two cousins; one is a dude and one is lesbian.

amolad · 2012-09-20T21:53:17+00:00

Hah! You never saw my cousins....

ZoeyDakin · 2012-09-20T22:00:17+00:00

Or, Satan made you the hot cousin just to fuck with you

clydefrog811 · 2012-09-20T22:01:59+00:00

/r/incest is what everyone is thinking

Thecrazything · 2012-09-20T22:14:40+00:00

Hey, that makes me a hot cousin!

perhapsnotthrowaway · 2012-09-20T22:22:03+00:00

Well this reminds me of a story I've been repressing for years. At a family wedding my drunk, weird cousin asked my dad in a suggestive way "Wow, who is that girl? I might talk to her." He was quickly reminded that I am his relative. Gross. So gross.

aareyes12 · 2012-09-20T22:22:16+00:00

Hmmm doable cousins or attractive cousins.

There is a difference....

PhatDude2456 · 2012-09-20T22:22:16+00:00

He gave me two :(

paroxyst · 2012-09-20T22:31:11+00:00

My family is full of hot cousins lol. The rest are underage or chubby, which could change.

Unfortunately, I'm of age and not fat, and all of my cousins are prettier than me >:/

(whine whine whine) lol

Jabbatheslann · 2012-09-20T22:31:15+00:00

Does... Does this mean I'm supposed to be gay?

Shit_Tsunami · 2012-09-20T22:34:31+00:00

I dont have one..does this make ME the hot one?

MarkTheWanderer · 2012-09-20T22:40:00+00:00

So i'm not the only one!

NetzInTheKitchen · 2012-09-20T22:42:56+00:00

Yes, I have one. Sigh...

AznSensation93 · 2012-09-20T22:44:14+00:00

Do cousins once removed or twice removed count?

daekano · 2012-09-20T22:48:13+00:00

I'm the hot cousin :(

poonslyr69 · 2012-09-20T22:51:48+00:00

well thats the 7th time its been confirmed that I'm going to hell

Chrasness · 2012-09-20T23:09:00+00:00

I guess I'm on hard mode because I have 2 hot cousins.

robbotsdead · 2012-09-20T23:15:59+00:00

...I MUST BE THE HOT COUSIN!

duBiYou · 2012-09-20T23:18:37+00:00

Doesnt count for adopted kids =D.... lucky bastards... -_-

RLJL · 2012-09-20T23:30:34+00:00

OK, everyone post your hot cousins! It's OK if other people jerk off to them!

southern_cross · 2012-09-20T23:31:35+00:00

C'mon, folks! All these cousin jokes (with, of course, the obligatory ones about the South), yet nobody bothers to check the actual laws concerning these matters: http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=states .

TL;DR: Cousins are perfectly legal in about half of the United States.

acemasterke406 · 2012-09-20T23:36:55+00:00

Why would he be testing us? He allowed all those people in the Bible to have incestuous relationships with their parents and sisters.

DoeBoi · 2012-09-20T23:37:00+00:00

It's worst when your hot cousin is also an exhibitionist, and yes, I've seen her naked. Thanks for that reminder OP.

aphreshcarrot · 2012-09-20T23:37:59+00:00

Since when? I have one single cousin and he's a pothead even though he is 14.

thane_of_cawdor · 2012-09-20T23:41:13+00:00

Stop reposting shit from a twitter account that has more comedic value than this whole subreddit

m3lston · 2012-09-20T23:53:47+00:00

Maeby that's not true...

billiarddaddy · 2012-09-20T23:56:45+00:00

Yeah. Asshole.

Insanitor37 · 2012-09-20T23:57:08+00:00

I don't have a hot cousin. I suddenly feel a bit more confident about myself.

ledgenskill · 2012-09-20T23:59:55+00:00

While people say they have failed im on the way to failing she popular i am not what the actual fuck am i doing

Nile90 · 2012-09-21T00:19:07+00:00

Okay, there was once a poll on a Diablo II trading website about this. d2jsp.org is a massive forum with all sorts of subforums and there is a "love line" with relationship advice and such. I remember a poll asking "would you have sex with your cousin?" with the possible answers being "yes" "maybe" or "no" and it ended up being 25% yes, 25% maybe, and 50% no. It shocked me that 50% of people would likely do bang on their cousin if they were both up for it...

wr80 · 2012-09-21T00:24:08+00:00

So you're not supposed to do stuff with you're cousin

flyingpyramid · 2012-09-21T00:27:55+00:00

This post makes me less embarrassed than I was a minute ago.

Phoequinox · 2012-09-21T00:42:26+00:00

I don't have any hot cousins. Booyah!

Defcon458 · 2012-09-21T00:46:52+00:00

I wanted to fail this so hard a couple months back...just met her for the first time...I'm 24, she's 27 and super hot! Unfortunately, I passed.

Dude_Wes · 2012-09-21T01:08:08+00:00

What if I am the hot cousin?

Essiethememonster · 2012-09-21T01:38:25+00:00

All my cousins are girls. And I'm a girl. ~~God wants me to be a lesbian~~

bfinleyui · 2012-09-20T19:55:32+00:00

I have lost all faith in reddit. Thread about cousin-fucking and no arrested development references? I has disappoint.

I'll just leave this here

freezerburn666 · 2012-09-20T20:05:06+00:00

are we going to see this chicks tweets every single day or what?

adamsworstnightmare · 2012-09-20T21:46:42+00:00

Needs more jpeg

Burnedafterreading · 2012-09-20T20:13:45+00:00

Can we be finished with upvoting this lady's tweets already...

funny

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