live the dream, unicorn cats

AmpleWarning · 2012-09-20T15:42:17+00:00

Heh, you have to buy 12 minimum. They know who their target demographic is.

so_be_it · 2012-09-20T14:17:49+00:00

"Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."

tito_bandito · 2012-09-20T14:08:51+00:00

Cats love it!!!

AntiSqueaker · 2012-09-20T15:44:18+00:00

I am not feeling the love from that kitty. He is staring daggers at the camera.

teaker · 2012-09-20T14:49:38+00:00

On the verge of murder.

schools420 · 2012-09-20T16:59:30+00:00

5 1/2 inches long!! Another reason the wife will like the cat more than me.

MagnusTheGreat · 2012-09-20T16:34:00+00:00

Rule number one in cat marketing...Do NOT use cats, as no matter how much they like the product, they will always look like they hate you, they want to murder you or both.

likeanangel · 2012-09-20T17:33:05+00:00

The target audience: http://i.imgur.com/qPZvp.jpg

Its_Be_A_Spork · 2012-09-20T15:44:27+00:00

That cat looks so very angry.

frankster · 2012-09-20T16:17:08+00:00

I'm pretty certain that represents false advertising, as I don't believe "kitties love it"

CrossCheckPanda · 2012-09-20T16:07:02+00:00

The camera man was murdered by the cat just seconds after that picture was taken.

leedorham · 2012-09-20T16:41:18+00:00

That's considered an above average sized horn, right guys?

wolfxor · 2012-09-20T16:42:54+00:00

I know it's a joke and all but pointing out how cats think they're all regal and better than humans only for some human to invent a piece of vinyl that straps to their head to make them look ridiculous makes me laugh a little.

redmeanshelp · 2012-09-20T17:10:40+00:00

Bogus. Unicorn horns spring from the forehead, not the top of the head between the ears.

However, you could use all of the required 12 to make your cat into a sort of spiny Stegosaurus.

Rowponiesrow · 2012-09-20T14:55:21+00:00

Wat

Coffee_Pyramid · 2012-09-20T16:33:49+00:00

Source?

ManCaveDaily · 2012-09-20T18:32:16+00:00

Anytime I see the phrase "Cats Love It!" I just assume it abbreviates "[Lonely] Cat [Owner]s Love It!"

You can tell the copywriter agrees with me, too, because the first line is "No matter how much your cat looks indignant about this, trust us, he loves it!"

Dectu · 2012-09-20T15:41:40+00:00

That is a dildo.

allankcrain · 2012-09-20T16:45:20+00:00

There's a note on the ad saying that the minimum order is 12 cat unicorn horns.

This badly makes me want to watch a crazy cat lady unicorn out a solid dozen of her cats.

LilDouche · 2012-09-20T18:00:44+00:00

Why are there so many down votes?....I have gotten reddit what it wants, a cat in an incredibly awkward picture. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27069150.jpg

foil-time · 2012-09-20T16:59:02+00:00

Cats are patient creatures that will do their damnedest to outlive you so that when you die they will eat your face. Cats forced to wear these insulting horns will have motivation far beyond a normal cat.

neunen · 2012-09-20T17:45:15+00:00

I have a feeling the designer was supposed to remove the words "illustrated box"

kiqrgwe · 2012-09-20T18:35:53+00:00

Did somebody say, Unicorn cat?

cotrees · 2012-09-20T16:30:28+00:00

That's def the best "happy cat" picture they got out of 30 trys

BRudd82 · 2012-09-20T14:10:15+00:00

Redditor's dream!

TheTroopper · 2012-09-20T14:10:33+00:00

Be in control!

sgtpppr · 2012-09-20T16:22:52+00:00

If one of the cats in the "cats humping" gif from earlier this week had this on, it would've been the most popular submission in the history of reddit.

shhitgoose · 2012-09-20T16:31:33+00:00

That cat looks like it is going to murder whomever placed that stupid unicorn horn on him in their sleep...

"Cats love it!!!!"

this_sort_of_thing · 2012-09-20T16:39:55+00:00

Cats face is priceless, also I'm thinking this Unicorn could have dual use for those lonely single cat chicks

Cannoli12 · 2012-09-20T16:41:43+00:00

The leading cause to cat suicide.

ItsTyrrellYo · 2012-09-20T16:42:21+00:00

Wow, I always wanted a unicat.

StatutoryGrapist · 2012-09-20T16:43:27+00:00

haha cats arent supposed to have horns

kstroll · 2012-09-20T16:50:57+00:00

finally, something to combat the return of the furby

Aubrey76 · 2012-09-20T09:51:34-07:00

Also doubles as a Dildo!

Little_Metal_Worker · 2012-09-20T16:54:53+00:00

you think that cat looks mad now, wait till some lady is trying to fuck herself with his head...

gijsdaboss · 2012-09-20T16:55:38+00:00

he looks angry

bosscav · 2012-09-20T16:55:49+00:00

Is there a pre-order for these?

Kaztheninja · 2012-09-20T16:57:18+00:00

Aside from it looking like a dildo...that cat looks pissed to have that thing on its head

ickyhappy · 2012-09-20T10:00:32-07:00

Must! I must have it!

dimebagellefson · 2012-09-20T17:07:04+00:00

That cat looks miserable, like "I will kill you in your sleep for this humiliation, human" sort of way.

theflying6969 · 2012-09-20T17:07:12+00:00

Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable unicorn horn for cats!

TriesToStealYourGirl · 2012-09-20T17:09:48+00:00

This was the best picture after 8 hours of photo shooting.

OpenGLaDOS · 2012-09-20T17:11:46+00:00

That's what you get in TF2 for crafting a Pocket Purrer with a Balloonicorn.*

^{*NOTE: That is by no means what you're going to get.}

ChopandChange · 2012-09-20T17:12:09+00:00

DOES YOUR CAT MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!?!?

GinjaNinger · 2012-09-20T17:13:33+00:00

I'm bothered by the fact that they're $2.50 each, with a minimum order of 12. TWELVE.

Either these things aren't durable (duh?) or these are designed specifically for crazy old cat ladies.

heroeskage1 · 2012-09-20T17:16:43+00:00

i can barely wait till october so i can get my hands on this innovative and useful product

Osmyrn · 2012-09-20T17:26:16+00:00

Horse blinkers. A good idea or not?

Fhwqhgads · 2012-09-20T17:27:13+00:00

Cat looks unimpressed.

Vandelay797 · 2012-09-20T17:29:27+00:00

That cats face proves how much he loves it.

BlastMeBagpipes · 2012-09-20T17:37:11+00:00

Cats love it!

masterbeishun · 2012-09-20T17:38:16+00:00

Give a pussy a long narrow object and it's happy.

iNeverWannaActMyAge · 2012-09-20T17:41:51+00:00

That cat does not look satisfied

meatwad1987 · 2012-09-20T17:43:08+00:00

dat look

irhiheka · 2012-09-20T17:50:22+00:00

I didn't know my mom has a cat

magnoose · 2012-09-20T17:53:04+00:00

dayum that kitty looks pissed!

neferr · 2012-09-20T17:53:37+00:00

"Cats love it!" Doesn't look like it.

Jetsmart1 · 2012-09-20T18:01:08+00:00

The cat is not amused. Not amused indeed.

ouchmyback · 2012-09-20T18:02:16+00:00

Yeah my cats would murder me in my sleep.

remembername · 2012-09-20T18:03:05+00:00

Kitty is not pleased.

funkendread · 2012-09-20T18:04:00+00:00

The fact that it says "CATS LOVE IT!" right above that pissed off feline makes me laugh uncontrollably

Bacon_loves_Steve · 2012-09-20T18:04:09+00:00

That is one sad looking kitty

Chachoregard · 2012-09-20T18:09:24+00:00

Balloonicat is displeased.

MattPH1218 · 2012-09-20T18:09:28+00:00

"Does your cat make too much NOISE? Try Kitten Mittens! I can't hear ANYYTHING!"

Honey_Cheese · 2012-09-20T18:11:26+00:00

There is no way my cat would wear that thing...

Darktidemage · 2012-09-20T18:15:03+00:00

My idea: Goggles you put on your cat which link to the computer and give your cat games to play!

Also they make you look like a cat to your cat.

boredinwisc · 2012-09-20T18:16:25+00:00

That cat does not look happy at all! Damn you false advertising!

jamiedee · 2012-09-20T18:17:45+00:00

Choda Cat!!!!

MusicThatMatters · 2012-09-20T18:17:50+00:00

hahaha, nice!

pricesb123 · 2012-09-20T18:20:58+00:00

That cat looks so damn happy to be a unicorn.

ptenant099 · 2012-09-20T18:21:17+00:00

"Cats love it!" - my ass.

desnyki · 2012-09-20T18:21:20+00:00

the cats face is priceless

Nsfw_1794 · 2012-09-20T18:22:03+00:00

Yeah right, pussys love it.

The_F_uckin_B_I · 2012-09-20T18:23:05+00:00

this is WTF not funny, well funny but still WTF

Mzimo · 2012-09-20T18:24:00+00:00

That cat has murder in its eyes.

profssor · 2012-09-20T18:24:29+00:00

look at that cat loving it!

awrobot · 2012-09-20T18:27:25+00:00

"Cats love it!" Haha oh jethuth.

uhhhclem · 2012-09-20T18:29:19+00:00

"Cats love it!"

No, sir or madam, cats do not love it.

TheImmenseFence · 2012-09-20T18:29:30+00:00

'Cats love it!' Cat: Kill me now.

Tactical_Toaster · 2012-09-20T18:31:07+00:00

These people are taking a clue from TF2 and the Ballonicorn
image

AdsByGoogle · 2012-09-20T18:35:23+00:00

That cat doesn't look pleased. Then again, I don't think I would be pleased if I were the cat.

sirbeast · 2012-09-20T18:38:06+00:00

Obviously the manufacturer is completely unaware that "inflatable" and "cats" DO NOT MIX!!

lizardassasin · 2012-09-20T18:38:32+00:00

Anyone else think it could b used as a strap on?

mikemaca · 2012-09-20T18:41:13+00:00

If this is a real product I am definitely buying the box of 12. This saves a lot of time selecting holiday gifts as it is obviously the perfect gift for every single person on my list who is a cat owner.

Berriez · 2012-09-20T18:42:19+00:00

"Cat's Love it" >:|

FAGGOT_CARROTS · 2012-09-20T18:44:53+00:00

5 1/2 inches long...i wish

TheMadMax · 2012-09-20T18:49:28+00:00

Yes, it's a horn... suuuuuure.

Darthbella · 2012-09-20T18:53:56+00:00

that cat looks pissed

SlasherPunk · 2012-09-20T19:06:47+00:00

Cat's like "Do I look amused?"

lenbot · 2012-09-20T19:09:13+00:00

I am laughing so hard at this kid i sweat through my shirt

rtothewin · 2012-09-20T19:11:25+00:00

"Cats love it!"

solcat · 2012-09-20T19:11:45+00:00

Minimum order of 12? Pfft.

Who would want fewer than twelve of these!

wigwam2323 · 2012-09-20T19:13:47+00:00

"Fuck you." - Cat

Dwhitlo1 · 2012-09-20T19:16:45+00:00

That cat looks ecstatic

Agoldenexit · 2012-09-20T19:18:58+00:00

Yo dawg I heard you liked some pussy in yo pussy.

ItsPronouncedTAYpas · 2012-09-20T19:19:33+00:00

Why the fuck would "cats love it"? I can see how they would really, really hate it, but not love it.

9460510 · 2012-09-20T19:21:09+00:00

they even include the inches........ AND IT'S MEASLY WTF? lol

jdbunniesarevil · 2012-09-20T19:21:26+00:00

This looks like something that should've been posted in /r/WTF cause that's exactly what I just said when I saw this..

fappyday · 2012-09-20T19:24:34+00:00

"Now your cat can look like the butt plug you've always wanted him to!" The advertising practically writes itself.

gifforc · 2012-09-20T19:25:03+00:00

How did they get Tommy Lee Jones to be a cat?

segagaga · 2012-09-20T19:26:27+00:00

Oh he mad.

kidkeeps · 2012-09-20T19:26:31+00:00

That cat looks choked.

Maythefrogbewithyou · 2012-09-20T19:33:23+00:00

At 5 and a half inches I bet the pussy loves it

fakelife2 · 2012-09-20T19:42:27+00:00

And I can tell by the picture that he loves it!

Sweetcheex76 · 2012-09-20T19:45:54+00:00

"Cats love it!" - lie.

TobiLives · 2012-09-20T20:04:13+00:00

"Make your cat want to rip its head off!"

And that, ladies and gents, is why I am not working in marketing.

pastemaker1 · 2012-09-20T20:06:22+00:00

Seems more like a cat fetish dildo.

rollerskatedog · 2012-09-20T20:18:37+00:00

cats love it!

andrakitty · 2012-09-20T20:20:05+00:00

i want one, for ME! haha

Jonny_Osbock · 2012-09-20T20:20:22+00:00

Cat hates dildo hat. Cats thought.

prometheuspk · 2012-09-20T20:33:35+00:00

yep yep, that cat's livin the dream alright.

Lurker-alert · 2012-09-20T20:35:54+00:00

The cat is just thinking, "Just fucking kill me."

Whatthefuckamisaying · 2012-09-20T20:39:22+00:00

"Cats love it!" Yeah riiiight....

itriedtoquitreddit · 2012-09-20T20:39:44+00:00

My cat already has teeth and claws. Why the fuck would I want to add a fucking horn to the weapons at his disposal?!

jianyichen · 2012-09-20T20:40:05+00:00

Dear god, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST UNLEASHED? GOD SAVE US ALL

mojoe561 · 2012-09-20T20:47:38+00:00

you could have re-sized it for us...

whysoez · 2012-09-20T20:57:15+00:00

I know how I am spending my tax return this year.

pixelObserver · 2012-09-20T21:02:31+00:00

name him charlie and send him to candy mountain

uniqueOddity83 · 2012-09-20T21:05:47+00:00

Obviously this cat doesn't love it.

jonaheim88 · 2012-09-20T21:26:18+00:00

yeah...cats love it.

KrimzinBlade666 · 2012-09-20T21:27:54+00:00

I have something 5 1/2 inches long that fits comfortably on a kitty's noggin...

revfelix · 2012-09-20T21:32:44+00:00

"Cats love it!"

TheresTheBlackGuy · 2012-09-20T21:37:47+00:00

Pretty sure that cat hates all 5 1/2 inches of that inflatable hilarity.

silly_vasily · 2012-09-20T21:46:32+00:00

holly shit this one killed me. i cant stop laughing

recycleyourkids · 2012-09-20T21:51:00+00:00

The poster's title is actually the best part of this. "Live the dream"

STRUITT · 2012-09-20T21:54:57+00:00

w a n t !

glitteringinsanity · 2012-09-20T21:56:03+00:00

"Cats love it!" -Liar

UnicornKitten · 2012-09-20T22:04:14+00:00

You called?

ItsRainingBacon · 2012-09-20T22:05:07+00:00

Related.

clunystationsweet · 2012-09-20T22:05:45+00:00

that is the most pissed off cat I have ever seen

Yogpod · 2012-09-20T22:12:40+00:00

CATS LOVE IT!

Phoebe5ell · 2012-09-20T22:22:59+00:00

Ya, when my cat had that kind of look on her face, you could tell she loved it.

majorlolz510 · 2012-09-20T22:25:58+00:00

"Cats love it!" pissed off cat

Samchadhoss · 2012-09-20T22:26:22+00:00

The cat seems like he REALLY loves it.

captnanonymous · 2012-09-20T22:28:40+00:00

When you put an exclamation point after it, '5 1/2" long' sounds way more exciting.

Off to get tattoo...

wookiesandwich · 2012-09-20T22:43:50+00:00

I think its clear that that cat does not 'love it' in the slightest

Jman460 · 2012-09-20T22:50:23+00:00

That cat look truly pissed. Someone better watch out.

dkbrandon · 2012-09-20T23:07:23+00:00

It's a discreet way to buy awesome sexytime toys

Jca56 · 2012-09-20T23:18:54+00:00

Yeah I bet pussies love them!

thatdepends · 2012-09-20T23:18:55+00:00

Now we just sit back and wait for r/meowclop to be a thing.

HeatherChapman · 2012-09-20T23:34:05+00:00

First there were Kitten Mittons... http://youtu.be/HLq0Vouqh6o

WildWasteland · 2012-09-20T23:35:34+00:00

"Cats love it!"

Cat: ಠ_ಠ

whatsgood27 · 2012-09-20T23:59:51+00:00

its all fun and games until you piss it off and it rams you up the ass with it

funny

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