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[–]ToastyNathan 21 points22 points ago

It's how Andy escaped from shawshank

[–]JrMaynard 8 points9 points ago

Except he intentionally went through the sewerage.

[–]ToastyNathan 6 points7 points ago

we are both right

[–]JrMaynard 2 points3 points ago

We are.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 4 points5 points ago

Alright folks, keep real quiet... here you can see a strange sight in the wild. Two redditors actually agreeing with one another in a civilized manner. Truly spectacular.

[–]bac0nluver28 3 points4 points ago

Such an honor to witness it in its full beauty.

[–]gambLe6 1 point2 points ago

quite.

[–]ToastyNathan 2 points3 points ago

offers hand shake

[–]JrMaynard 2 points3 points ago

accepts handshake shall we get bacon?

[–]ToastyNathan 2 points3 points ago

you read my mind

[–]yammerant 38 points39 points ago

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:SO FUNNY!!!! Love, Grandma

[–]CrackedPepper86 11 points12 points ago

[–]yammerant 1 point2 points ago

I was looking for that! If you don't know the name of a subreddit, how they hell do you find it?

[–]tonyvila 5 points6 points ago

Post the sort of thing that would go there in /r/funny. Someone will tell you.

[–]Coolguyzack -1 points0 points ago

Thanks, Grandma! See you soon!

[–]Today_is_Thursday 2 points3 points ago

I'm genuinely curious as to what happens when that hole under the outhouse fills up. Do people just toss some soil on top and dig another hole?

Edit: I have found the answer to my question. They just dig a new hole and put the outhouse above it. At least in Madagascar they do.

[–]thecookiemaker 2 points3 points ago

Someone has to come and pump out the solid waste occasionally or else it will backup and give you a lovely smelling problem.

[–]FMRYP 0 points1 point ago

I've got a two hole theory that involves decomposing and wheels for the outhouse.

[–]Lunatic14 2 points3 points ago

My Grandpa died.

[–]MechanizedJesus 1 point2 points ago

My mother's father and my father's mother both died on the same day. It can always be worse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

yeah they could have drowned in shit on the same day in two different places. It can always be worse.

[–]MechanizedJesus 1 point2 points ago

See this guy gets it

[–]MrRandomSuperhero 2 points3 points ago

I'm still waiting for the guy to reach the pile of steaming, sluggy poopoo.

[–]Toad32 0 points1 point ago

Would I crawl through poop to get out of jail and move to mexico? Damn right I would. Also, that will save a lot on digging.

[–]SystematicDemon 1 point2 points ago

He's going to have to get through a lot of shit to get out...

[–]RealBean 0 points1 point ago

What is this, a gif for ants?

[–]congratsyoucanread 1 point2 points ago

Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

[–]electroncaptcha 0 points1 point ago

Uh.. Did he eat the dirt up to this point? Where did it all go?

[–]Sotiras 0 points1 point ago

Why was this picture randomly made into a pointlessly animated gif? What need did this picture have for any movement?

[–]username_taken_rage 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for him to break through. I'm not a smart man...

[–]snarklepony 1 point2 points ago

"We don't always smell this way Mrs. McDunnough. I was just explaining to your better half here that when we were tunneling out, we happened to hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck that."

[–]andnowforme0 0 points1 point ago

"He crawled five hundred feet through shit and stink I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to"