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Dog blowjob + turkey (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 146 points147 points ago

OP Delivers [NSFW]

[–]scumbag-reddit 119 points120 points ago

And here I thought I was jackin it to a fake sory.

[–]Durpadoo 18 points19 points ago

It still doesn't really prove that what happened in the story is true. Just that he had to have part of it re-attached.

[–]powny/b/[S] 17 points18 points ago

I really should've saved his other replies to post them here in the comments. If it wasn't a true story, it was pretty well made up.

[–]Khuskan 8 points9 points ago

Not to mention that photo is clearly quite recent after the injury - the sutures are still in! Those hairy legs are not the legs of a 13 year old.

[–]naic244 33 points34 points ago

That's just post-circumcision. He said half his dick, not the tip. And you wouldn't be able to see stitches...

[–]bayernownz1995/fa/ 7 points8 points ago

As someone who was surgically circumcised recently, I can confirm this.

[–]Salva_Veritate 26 points27 points ago

OH COME ON

will never have sex because of this

No anon, don't blame the slightly weird penis for you never having sex. That's an OK looking penis. I was expecting a mangled mess but that's just a little scar.

[–]powny/b/[S] 28 points29 points ago

He said later in the comments he cannot get a boner since that day, so sex is definitely not gonna happen for him.

[–]Salva_Veritate 15 points16 points ago

Ah, never mind then.

owned

[–]powny/b/[S] 34 points35 points ago

Looks legit. At least according to TinEye.

[–]Takuya-san 31 points32 points ago

Tineye kinda sucks when it comes to proving images are OC. It sometimes works for finding sources, but not the other way around. Even Google Image reverse search is better in that sense.

[–]zmansman17 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, this is not definitive. But damn if it is....

[–]macchina 0 points1 point ago

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/googlesearch-by-image/

[–]internetsforpron 7 points8 points ago

I had to get a circumcision when I was 17. This is exactly what the scars looked like. I call B.S.

[–]l0l_cabbage 13 points14 points ago

⊙▃⊙

[–]MestR/b/ 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/x42TR.jpg

[–]barefoot_bob -1 points0 points ago

Every single link in this thread is a risky click.

[–]Ruined534 9 points10 points ago

Oh god. I was really hoping this one was fake. I'm sure OP can still have sex with that though. Doesn't really look that bad. Can't believe he didn't confess when he found out they were gunna put the dog down though...

[–]KingBerger14 0 points1 point ago

Apparently he can't get hard. No boner no sex.

[–]Ruined534 0 points1 point ago

Bummer, man...

Edit- They make penile implants you can inflate by a little pump

[–]AustNerevar 1 point2 points ago

This was one story that I wish had been faked... :-(

[–]tcrary 0 points1 point ago

I ddddohdhhdonnt....... Allah wasn't mercyful today.

[–]YSCapital 29 points30 points ago

If there's a last dog on my list that's going to lick my dick and balls it's a fucking rottweiler.

[–]spec1alk 20 points21 points ago

And THAT is why we need sexual education for children.

[–]h0ll0w 28 points29 points ago

Because they need to be informed of what exactly to put on your cock to get an animal to lick it?

[–]spec1alk 4 points5 points ago

No, so they know they should not put their cock into animals...

[–]swimatm/co/ 11 points12 points ago

poor colby...

[–]ander594 2 points3 points ago

I had sex ed. I must have skipped that class.

[–]Vianim/r9k/ 36 points37 points ago

You little fucker. This shit should get archived, not reddit'd. Still, good job for saving it.

[–]rabbidpanda 12 points13 points ago

That's why you use a rich turkey gravy instead of peanut butter

[–]EJ88 12 points13 points ago

Damn, that must have been a really ruff time for op.

[–]djs0cc3r 3 points4 points ago

jesus! what a shitty situation

[–]CaptainStew 8 points9 points ago

Poor, poor bastard. I feel for OP.

[–]Giggibeerbelly 8 points9 points ago

Nah. I feel for the dog.

[–]mechanicalcoyote/tg/ 3 points4 points ago

OP was a dumbass and got what he deserved, but the dog did nothing wrong (inb4 neither did Hitler).

Seriously, poor dog.

[–]goaless/wg/ 4 points5 points ago

OP is a faggot for letting his dog die because of his penis's pride.

[–]twinarteriesflow 3 points4 points ago

OP is not a fag.

OP is just a terrible person.

[–]codyjoe/b/ 7 points8 points ago

asshole....put pride above his dogs life. I would have admitted the truth before letting my dog get put down thats sad.

[–]wankingwalrus 0 points1 point ago

That poor dog :-(

[–]IANSTRIKER 1 point2 points ago

If it is true, than he is a piece of shit for letting them put his dog down, just Because he was to much of a pussy.

[–]Philosofred 2 points3 points ago

betabetabeta oh god

[–]Danevati 0 points1 point ago

I give not fucks about the penis, poor dog!

[–]Sargo8 -1 points0 points ago

its called peanut butter christ

rookie mistake

[–]Jarlock 0 points1 point ago

Probably the hardest I've laughed at a greentext story.

[–]Legendary_Bibo 1 point2 points ago

This guy is a piece of shit for letting his dog lose its life just because he's a retard.

[–]XXXMasonXXX -1 points0 points ago

Colby? :(

[–]dustypuppy 1 point2 points ago

What got to me was that he let the innocent dog get put down for his dumb ass mistake. He should have taken responsibility, even if it would have made him look like an absolute retard. I guess it's almost karma to not be able to use his dick.

[–]laksir/b/ -4 points-3 points ago

The dog must be colby!

[–]DJWhiteRussian -1 points0 points ago

Colby 2012

[–]bexpert/b/ -1 points0 points ago

Why is this juvenile shit getting to the top of r/4chan lately? r/4chan used to be the funniest crap from 4chan, not the most juvenile bullshit.

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[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

just wrap your dick in turkey and go apologize

[–]Ztiller 23 points24 points ago

Faggot.

[–]Phlecks 6 points7 points ago

OH NO WE SHOULD APOLOGIZE

[–]stantonbarbas 6 points7 points ago

i dont think your old enough to have internet access

[–]brainlechuga 7 points8 points ago

Oh shit are we all in trouble now?

[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 2 points3 points ago

So move out dipshit

[–]userdeath/jp/ 2 points3 points ago

Your mom is hot and we should both tag-team her.

[–]TZP69 -2 points-1 points ago

Deal.

[–]goaless/wg/ 1 point2 points ago

alt + tab . you faggot.

[–]adezvj 0 points1 point ago

Tut tut! Such language!

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