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[–]1wingedangel 37 points38 points ago

i hesitated and it made it at the perfect moment!

[–]Knewtworiddet 8 points9 points ago

The same thing happened to me!

[–]1wingedangel 1 point2 points ago

oops sorry I thought it was from a different post lol, yeah but thats funny

[–]1wingedangel 0 points1 point ago

YAY! congrats!

[–]GrimQuim 1 point2 points ago

I still shit my pants.

[–]d2baron 17 points18 points ago

Holy Shit!! My face went all like :D

[–]thebiggiewall 1 point2 points ago

Lol this is impressive! The timing was perfect

[–]DolceSpezia 14 points15 points ago

I'm working with a touchscreen computer at work that beeps when I press stuff. I pressed it and it booped at just the right time.

Boop.

[–]NYcop21 6 points7 points ago

The internet has ruined me, but Reddit hath saved me! I was expecting my finger to be in something disgusting, but Reddit gave me a puppy, and for that; we thank you.

[–]live4hisglory 5 points6 points ago

I saw it was a jpeg and thought I'd been had. Then... PUPPY!!!!!

[–]PClough 5 points6 points ago

Honestly thought laptop just transformed into a tablet!

[–]BurntTheToast 5 points6 points ago

Last time I fell for one of these I poked goatsee.

[–]Aquagoat 2 points3 points ago

I was very ready to see that cavernous asshole once more. I was pleasantly surprised to see a cute puppy instead. Yay.

[–]HeatherBeam 4 points5 points ago

Does it have to be a finger. >:)

[–]scubasocks 2 points3 points ago

This also belongs in /r/aww , no? :D

[–]dnL4y 1 point2 points ago

That scared the crap out of me!

[–]WhiteMorganFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Took me longer than I'm proud of to figure out it was on a timer.

[–]tooters 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like :O then I waited :(

[–]Taco_Baron 0 points1 point ago

Pulled my finger away because I thought it was going to be eaten .__.

[–]kroxldyphivian 1 point2 points ago

I did the same thing. I kinda questioned my intelligence after that.

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid 0 points1 point ago

Awwwww

[–]Sparked01 -1 points0 points ago

Seen this a few times on here now. still good though

[–]ScratchBomb 1 point2 points ago

i was totally nervous but then I aww'd so fucking hard.

[–]MrxSparkles 0 points1 point ago

Nothing happened :(

[–]TastyHorse 0 points1 point ago

My mom actually cried at this.

[–]BigCrocz 0 points1 point ago

i feel so stupid :/

[–]Lurkerhereduh 0 points1 point ago

Charlie bit my finger/

[–]lilgirlygirl94 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a troll and i was going to sit there with my finger on the screen for like 10 minutes

[–]Eracoy 0 points1 point ago

Huh? Am I missing something with the animated .jpg? What is this sorcery?

[–]anonspangly 2 points3 points ago

File name claims .jpg but the browser knows the contents is really GIF.

[–]xxllamacornxx 0 points1 point ago

oh fuck :o

[–]Kyle_Crafty 0 points1 point ago

I thought my finger was going to go through the screen..

[–]climb_like_a_girl 0 points1 point ago

hehe that was perfect. I was probably there for like 5 minutes

[–]b33bop1n 0 points1 point ago

I totally just squeed.

[–]LikeADroid 0 points1 point ago

You sneaky bastard, you had me fooled at first "Wait...how?!" touch it again, perfect timing "What?!" stare at it in amazement.....realization*

[–]Dr_Wreck 0 points1 point ago

So I was pretty sure it was going to be disgusting instead of cute. But then it was cute. I had almost regret not putting my finger there and was tempted to put it there the second time just to feel better.

If the second one had been balls or something, I would have been thoroughly owned.

[–]rouge321 0 points1 point ago

Love it! My daughter let it bite her finger for many minutes

[–]TruHeart_09 0 points1 point ago

I had to punch a hole in the wall to feel manly again.

[–]theredqueenx3 0 points1 point ago

This made me smile. :3

[–]AlwayzPro 0 points1 point ago

ERTS A PUPPY!!!!!!!!

[–]TheMrKidBox 0 points1 point ago

As a person who uses reddit mobile, I am majorly confused

[–]bandy45 1 point2 points ago

what if i put my penis there?

[–]Tautriadelta420 0 points1 point ago

This belongs in r/aww.

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[–]TheLOLguest 4 points5 points ago

Don't click that, seriously. NSFW warning

[–]anathema30 1 point2 points ago

That is terribly amazing.

[–]MandyzFelix 2 points3 points ago

Yo douche, some of us are at work. Thanks for the NSFW warning.