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[–]WimzicalStranger 27 points28 points ago

[–]koolgoben 9 points10 points ago

I waited, expecting that to be a GIF.

[–]Kamelon 69 points70 points ago

[deleted]

[–]TheDemonLord 27 points28 points ago

HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY!? damn

[–]NormalStranger 20 points21 points ago

I'm not even sure how he got that many Pineapples, let alone did THAT with them.

[–]delerpian 11 points12 points ago

The pineapples I can understand. My question is What will he do with 600 leftover chickens and that map of Newark, New Jersey?

[–]Beanswaggle 1 point2 points ago

What was the red dot on the map for you think?

[–]cap10quarterz[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's your house.

[–]danrennt98 1 point2 points ago

America's Got Talent

[–]Kamelon 1 point2 points ago

Now all I need is my double bass and a bottle of lube.

[–]Fluzzarn -5 points-4 points ago

Well he did say he had some great connections

[–]youngjheezy 3 points4 points ago

what did the comment say?

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

I love how you didn't delete the actual message, because you want that sweet sweet karma.

[–]OhHaiMarc 2 points3 points ago

Came here for this, was not disappointed 10/10, would read again

[–]nate800 3 points4 points ago

Dude that is one too many penises. Know your limits.

[–]InCaseOfDeletion 1 point2 points ago

[deleted]

Posted by Kamelon.

[–]Kamelon 1 point2 points ago

Anti-joke bot.

[–]nate800 18 points19 points ago

A dick.

[–]danrennt98 2 points3 points ago

just some cum

[–]MrLadyfingers 3 points4 points ago

ITS MY DICK IN A BOX

[–]gunnin_and_runnin 1 point2 points ago

[–]packingpeanut 11 points12 points ago

I bet this guy knows

http://i.imgur.com/D2lBd.jpg

[–]TheB1ade 2 points3 points ago

[–]peace_off 3 points4 points ago

The moment I read the word "box" I instantly thought "cumbox". YOU DID THIS REDDIT!

[–]TheThingToSay 2 points3 points ago

Maybe when someone deletes their comment it should just delete the person who made it and not the comment itself.

[–]Yabbob 2 points3 points ago

Probably an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the Christmas party.

[–]MrLadyfingers 1 point2 points ago

Especially when it's downvoted to the point where it has children, whatever that means. And you want to know what caused it to be downvoted that much.

[–]wappleby 1 point2 points ago

No we aren't opening any boxes. We all know what has happened when we do.

[–]Alpende 0 points1 point ago

A repost

[–]illinifan11 0 points1 point ago

take a look inside...

[–]mrdoink20 -2 points-1 points ago

It was probably something silly and they couldn't take there down votes like a man.

[–]chrisnthat -2 points-1 points ago

Can someone please help me, am I stupid or right here? I've never been able to figure this out and didn't know where else to turn. Isn't it a novelty account called [deleted] who just leaves a comment saying [deleted]? if not then I am an idiot...

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

It's somebody deleting their post after people have already responded to it.

[–]chrisnthat 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even know you could delete comments. Duhh!

[–]dlanmaar -1 points0 points ago

Cum. There's cum in the box.

[–]kwolok -1 points0 points ago

Where's the poop Robin?

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[–]Tuzzen 0 points1 point ago

How can you type that!?