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Me when I turned 21 and my mom told me I was not allowed to drink, this is how I looked as I walked out the house (i.imgur.com)

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[–]lukinlbc 56 points57 points ago

Not another night of the shit abyss mr. Lahey, please?

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 30 points31 points ago

The shithawks are circling.

[–]slideyep 1 point2 points ago

I've seen that comp clip of Rickyisms but I didn't notice "The shithawks are circling". That should be a hangover idiom.

[–]esfisher 3 points4 points ago

Here ya go, My Lahey's "Shit Talk"

[–]MinecraftHardon 10 points11 points ago

It's deep stuff Ricky, you wouldn't understand.

[–]JazzyNips 7 points8 points ago

He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.

[–]Limited_Time_Only 3 points4 points ago

Its a shitnami tidal wave...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuoAdirVFW4

[–]sceezy 2 points3 points ago

the shit lines coming into port ricky, and i'm going to be there to tie 'er up.

[–]Cougs67 1 point2 points ago

You smell that Randy? The shit winds are blowin'

[–]F33A_Bonanza 173 points174 points ago

you're drunk mr.lahey

[–]crusaderofsin 108 points109 points ago

Mr. Lahey is a fucking drunk and always will be.

[–]Mcmahok 75 points76 points ago

I am the liquor bud...

[–]R1PKEN 48 points49 points ago

BOTTLE KIDS!!! Ah, Shit!

The scene where Randy and Philadelphia Collins are in the kayaks and can't get out when the bottle kids come is one of my favorite moments.

EDIT: Philadelphia...Good call Stiney!

[–]Mcmahok 34 points35 points ago

WHAT IN THE FUCK!?

[–]Shwoodge 7 points8 points ago

the guy who yells this is one of my favorite characters and you never actually see him

[–]experimentalist 5 points6 points ago

His name is Donny :) Actually voiced by Mike Smith (Bubbles)

[–]xSARGEx117x 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand Reversed.

[–]stiney 16 points17 points ago

Correction: Philadelphia Collins!

[–]andrewtheernst 18 points19 points ago

mustard tiger

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 13 points14 points ago

whatcha starin at my gut fer?

[–]Meshuggery 10 points11 points ago

Frig off Ricky!

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    [–]CharlieTango 7 points8 points ago

    baaaaaaaaaaammmmmm

    [–]kabab2 7 points8 points ago

    Green eggs and haaaaaaaaaam!

    [–]thattaboychuk 7 points8 points ago

    Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm

    [–]dtt-d 6 points7 points ago

    shit, that was a lot of bottles..

    [–]alphajake1925 1 point2 points ago

    I'm frickin telling!!

    [–]trasofsunnyvale -1 points0 points ago

    "What is it with Jimmy and the liquor?"

    [–]flyingmx5 6 points7 points ago

    shit storm troopers randy

    [–]I__Am_The_Liquor 0 points1 point ago

    I beg to differ, sir.

    [–]Dimicacksix 48 points49 points ago

    Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!

    [–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 21 points22 points ago

    You can feel the shit clinging to the air Bobandy. There's a shit blizzard a brewing.

    [–]LukenukemWP 9 points10 points ago

    Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

    [–]MtCleverest 5 points6 points ago

    Birds of a shit feather julian

    [–]WallyAnti 2 points3 points ago

    Ricky, you just opened up Pandora's shit-box.

    [–]generalT 4 points5 points ago

    the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree, randy.

    [–]Theopeo1 0 points1 point ago

    to the prosecutor Let's go, smokes!

    [–]olsmobile 6 points7 points ago

    A shit leopard can't change his shit spots

    [–]UhWellThatsNotGood 0 points1 point ago

    What you lookin at my eyes for?? You want some candy bitch?

    [–]creepyswaps 21 points22 points ago

    Bobandy, my boy! Today is the day we get those shitrats, and especially Julian, the muscly mayor of sexy town.

    [–]generalT 0 points1 point ago

    know what a shit rope is, julian?

    [–]rchase 1 point2 points ago

    Sexian.

    [–]Aifel 12 points13 points ago

    The liquor's calling the shots now Randy.

    [–]itchebauls 9 points10 points ago

    i hope the shithawkes dont get you bubbles!

    [–]LEGALIZER 6 points7 points ago

    oh God Julian, what the fuck is a shit hawk??

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      [–]NewdTayne 3 points4 points ago

      Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

      [–]GlassCutters 1 point2 points ago

      I'm pissed off!

      [–]VILLIAMZATNER 1 point2 points ago

      "He only calls me bo bandy when he's drunk".

      [–]Ghostbustyler 33 points34 points ago

      Best drunk actor ever.

      [–]illmatic707 4 points5 points ago

      I like Ray too. The dude just looks like a drunk.

      [–]putin_my_ass 11 points12 points ago

      Fuckin' way she goes boys.

      [–]putin_my_ass 1 point2 points ago

      Seriously, Jim Dunnsworth is masterful.

      [–]datzmikejones 0 points1 point ago

      He's a method actor. He's been there and done that in real life.

      [–]krossmefuckme 86 points87 points ago

      Move out?

      [–]midbc 113 points114 points ago

      OP is a liar and only 18 years old as of 17 days ago

      OP also claims to be a Con Man who started at the age of 12 creating fake currency and stealing thousands of dollars by forging gift cards and even photo shopping arcade ticket receipts to say he had hundreds of thousands of tickets and was never caught

      [–]MrConfucius 51 points52 points ago

      Good work Watson.

      Now to convict OP for faggotry.

      [–]TheMcG 23 points24 points ago

      This court finds OP guilty.

      [–]MrConfucius 7 points8 points ago

      DEATH BY EXILE, /u/kittyclawson, DEATH. BY. EXILE.

      [–]Sweet_Tooth_VII 2 points3 points ago

      Oh snap.

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        [–]Drutarg 12 points13 points ago

        As a 20 year old still living at home, it's just not that simple for a lot of people. (at least I hope so or I'd feel weird)

        [–]ssjshadi 3 points4 points ago

        Don't worry man! I am also 20 and live with my mom. It's hard to get your foot down when you can only find jobs that pay slave wages. :(

        [–]bentraveling 6 points7 points ago

        Wow I didn't know that slaves got minimum wage!!

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              [–]TheRealZoggbot 29 points30 points ago

              "And that's how I got him to finally move out, Marge."

              [–]Darkwave1313 14 points15 points ago

              I met john when I worked on the filming for countdown to liquor day. He's a really nice guy. The filming was a blast too!

              [–]Dimicacksix 3 points4 points ago

              I've heard he'll stay in character all day to get it perfect.

              [–]Darkwave1313 3 points4 points ago

              He does. He even offered a friend of mine/co worker "a little drinky-poo" co worker said was iced tea. (I was a flagger monitoring street clousures for the chase scene).

              [–]enternets 23 points24 points ago

              I can't believe no one reversed this!!

              http://reversegif.com/cs5c

              [–]teusz16 2 points3 points ago

              Such a masterful puker.

              [–]Quarter09 2 points3 points ago

              Came here looking for this. You did not disappoint.

              [–]JazzyNips 11 points12 points ago

              Smokes let's go.

              [–]Xavr0k 131 points132 points ago

              It still blows my mind that Americans can't legally drink until 21, yet they can drive a car which can easily kill them or others at 16. It makes no sense.

              [–]rellen 77 points78 points ago

              And people are allowed to be shipped off to war at 18.

              [–]kungffffuuuuu 27 points28 points ago

              17 actually. My mom signed the paperwork when I was 17.

              [–]Uniform764 6 points7 points ago

              Could you actually be deployed? Or just join the forces. Over here you can join the forces at 16 (with parentel permission) but cannot deploy until you're 18.

              [–]bentraveling 17 points18 points ago

              You can deploy

              [–]juanzy 14 points15 points ago

              I love when there's an info graphic that says "can you believe people born in x year can drink?" I'm just like... it doesn't bother you that they've been serving our country for the past 3 years?

              [–]BryanBeast13 3 points4 points ago

              Also allows them to star in pornos and smoke enough to get cancer in a day.

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                [–]EmperorSofa 11 points12 points ago

                You can have MAD to thank for that. Drinking age used to be 18, then MAD pressures the shit out of the US federal government, the fed in turn pressures the states. Most states give them the finger and the fed starts handing out these huge grants to rework roads and critical infrastructure, suddenly the states play ball and everybody is forced to deal with this crap at 21.

                [–]RogueNine 13 points14 points ago

                MAD is a parody magazine.

                MADD is the organization "Mothers against drunk drivers.

                [–]EmperorSofa 8 points9 points ago

                Frankly I see them both as a source of parody based humor.

                [–]jamesf797 7 points8 points ago

                DAMM - Drunks against mad mothers.

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                  [–]Dented 27 points28 points ago

                  Aaaaaand it begins. How many times can this actually blow peoples' minds. Get over it. America was and still is somewhat puritanical.

                  [–]karlomac 12 points13 points ago

                  Except for the Disney Brand thongs and halter-tops for 6-year olds.

                  [–]Laahrik[!] 11 points12 points ago

                  Fine, then. We are ironically puritanical. Or something like that.

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                    [–]Normanbombardini 5 points6 points ago

                    As a foreign exchange student in America I was equally amazed how 20+ year old American students were told what to do by their parents and, even more amazing, that they actually did as they were told. A logical consequence of the fact that the parent pay to put many of them through college or something cultural?

                    [–]Laahrik[!] 7 points8 points ago

                    We don't have a lot of the social programs, namely healthcare. So most people of that age are dependent on their parents to some extent; especially in the case of college goers, as you said.

                    [–]Normanbombardini 0 points1 point ago

                    Right, I depended on the Swedish state for my education while my American roommate depended on his parents. Both systems have their positive and negative sides. Taxes are high in Sweden and the university education is a bit more rigid but the Swedish government never called me to ask why I ordered pizza twice in the same week.

                    [–]Luminaire 3 points4 points ago

                    If you think that's bad, go to a country like India or Saudi Arabia, where at least many of the women never have any independence.

                    [–]roodypoo926 2 points3 points ago

                    Just a country of kids that love our parents

                    [–]1mistakecharly 2 points3 points ago

                    lol

                    [–]dlan4327 -1 points0 points ago

                    There's a rumour that they want to raise the legal drinking age in Australia to 25. An extreme measure to combat violent drunken behaviour, the fights you get in King's Cross etc.

                    [–]guntfuddler 2 points3 points ago

                    When I was in Italy, I was told that the legal drinking age is 16, while the minimum age to be eligible for a drivers license is 18.

                    When I told the man that - in Canada - you could drive at 16, he said "what? But you're still a baby at 16! You can't drive..."

                    Personally, I find their system makes a little more sense.

                    [–]Chraaze 3 points4 points ago

                    I'm not sure how much truth there is to this, but what I've heard is that your brain doesn't stop fully developing until you turn 21.

                    [–]L4cer8 31 points32 points ago

                    It's closer to 23-25 for some people actually.

                    [–]lukeatron 8 points9 points ago

                    It's more subtle than that. The parts of your brain that assess risk aren't fully developed until your mid 20s and women tend to be ahead of men in this department by a small amount. It's far from a hard delineation between developed and not developed though, more of a continuum. Generally growth in these regions is seen to pick up momentum in the late teens then slow down in the mid 20s. These areas of the brain are active when we think about the future consequences of present actions and are associated with the release of inhibitory neurotransmitters (which are themselves inhibited by alcohol which is why dumb ideas seem less dumb when you're drunk).

                    The undeveloped state of these regions of the brain in our mid teens is implicated in the startling high accident statistics of young drivers. Many accidents in this age range are the result of poor decisions by the drivers. There is substantial statistical difference in the accident rates of new drivers that start driving at 16 vs a few years later.

                    It should be noted that one of the main functions of our brains as a whole is predicting future outcomes of present actions. Any normally intelligent person should be able to reach the same conclusions. These risk assessment parts of the brain help us do it faster and with less conscious effort. Where an adult driver might just intrinsically feel uneasy running a red light, a young driver is more likely not to have this feeling because he's not getting flooded with inhibitory neurotransmitters. The young driver has to manually think through the risk. Driving a car presents many serious risks in rapid succession that must be evaluated. The evidence suggests that without the help of specialized brain hardware, this is difficult to do reliably at such a pace.

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                        [–]yawncontagion 11 points12 points ago

                        As someone who's lived both in Australian and the United States I really don't get U.S. drinking laws - in AUS., our drinking age is 18, but below that age you can also drink (at least in W.A.) if you're on private property and have the homeowner's permission, and police only care if there's a noise complaint or a dangerous situation. Plus if you're away for Leavers (summer break when 17 y.o.'s go travel somewhere to celebrate leaving high school) police typically try for an armistice situation where drunk minors can feel safe to drop off their friends at a police tent when they're passed out drunk so the police will make sure they're put in the recovery position and closely monitored (for their health). There's a whole Constable Care campaign and everything that people grow up with.

                        [–]crisss1205 12 points13 points ago

                        US drinking laws are complicated because not only does each state regulate it, each county in each state regulates it also.

                        The US does not have a finite drinking law, as it is left to the states. However, if a state does not set the drinking age to 21 then they will not receive federal highway funding. So if a state wanted to they can change the drinking age to 18 or lower.

                        But it goes deeper than that, these laws usually mean that you must be 21 to purchase or publicly possess alcohol. You can consume alcohol if you are under 21, but only in private venues like your home (like you said).

                        But then, counties in each state make up their own rules. For example, in Nassau County, New York, you are not allowed to purchase, possess, or consume alcohol unless you are 21 even in your home. If a minor is found drinking the owners of the residence will get arrested and fines, even is they are not there.

                        Tl;dr - In the US states set the drinking law, if it is not 21 then the state will not receive federal highway funding.

                        [–]Mysanthropy 3 points4 points ago

                        Fuck MADD, lobbyist fucks that don't actually give a fuck about saving lives they just get the gov't to pass these laws and inflate statistics so they can get more money.

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                            [–]OddMonkeySpirit 5 points6 points ago

                            I AM THE LIQUOR

                            [–]fromwithinitrises 2 points3 points ago

                            inb4 shithawks

                            [–]Jaaxx 2 points3 points ago

                            One of the best scenes in TPB. Lose my shit every time.

                            [–]MetalSpider 10 points11 points ago

                            Trailer Park Boys. Fantastic.

                            [–]stargoslaby 1 point2 points ago

                            Aaaaaand straight to the drivers seat.

                            [–]SerialRappist 3 points4 points ago

                            Lahey, you drunk bastard!

                            [–]poonJavi39 2 points3 points ago

                            Sounds like your Mother controls you forever...

                            [–]Renuo 2 points3 points ago

                            Shit wolves, Randy...

                            [–]R1PKEN 2 points3 points ago

                            There's a shitstorm comin' Bo-bandy, and it's gonna carry Ricky right on back to Con-college.

                            [–]xaoq 22 points23 points ago

                            21

                            still living with parents

                            also, if you're living with your parents, it's they who make rules.

                            [–]EmperorSofa 8 points9 points ago

                            What's wrong with living with your parents exactly? Know a lot of dudes going to school and working hard that live with their parents.

                            [–]iamdanhi 7 points8 points ago

                            Nothing. It seems more like an American lifestyle thing to me. Turn 18 and you want to move out. I'll enjoy living rent-free with my parents until I'm in a better position to be out in my own place.

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                              [–]RiotGrrrl585 3 points4 points ago

                              I disagree in part. If you're living with someone, it's good to have rules that make the house function. Maybe one of them is no drinking in the home. That's a reasonable rule and can be justified, especially if someone else living there has had past alcohol abuse problems. However, this should not restrict behavior outside the home, so OP should be able to go to a bar and drink, but sober up before coming home. OP may be living with parents, but OP is also an adult and their parents should be able to respect that and come to compromises on house rules.

                              [–]lacylola 13 points14 points ago

                              Completely depends on the situation. If you are at home contributing to the household you are an adult in the situation and can expect to be treated as such. If you are living at home and the parents cover bills you are living as a child of your parents and should expect to have to tow the company line.

                              Also, don't mean you specifically, riotgrrrl585.

                              [–]RiotGrrrl585 7 points8 points ago

                              In my situation, as someone who does not cover the bills right now, I still expect to be treated as someone with the mental capacity of my age. Again, her house, so I don't get to make all the rules, but we've come to some kind of an agreement that I can do whatever it is I want outside the home as long as I respect the house rules. If a rule isn't working for me, we can compromise. What used to be "Be home by 11" is now "be quiet after 9 nomatter what, and let me know if you're not coming home so I know you're not dead." We were able to have a conversation as adults about why the rule was in place (respecting sleep schedules and letting her know I'm not dead) and modify it in a way that kept the bottom line in place while working better for us.

                              I really don't think that not paying bills should default your status to that of a 12 year old. Maybe my situation is out of the ordinary, I'm not sure, I only asked for help paying unexpected car repairs once I started working full time, so she's offered to cover me while I'd been in treatment and for as long as I'd like rent-free if I cover my other expenses. However, the fact that I'm currently not paying rent doesn't invalidate that I've been responsible for my own safety and well-being and no longer need to be coddled about things like going out to a bar, as long as I'm respectful to the house and those living in it.

                              [–]funkme1ster 2 points3 points ago

                              "My roof, my rules" is gospel.

                              Unless you are supporting the premises in an equal share (rent/mortgage payments, utility bills, shared supply expenses, etc.) then you don't get a single fuckin say in how things are run.

                              Drinking outside the home is totally reasonable, since they can't control his behaviour as an individual, but if he's living at home on his parents dollar, then he needs to respect their rules no matter how asinine or arbitrary.

                              Part of being an adult is being responsible for your own life. If you can't afford to pay your own way, then don't expect to be able to dictate your own lifestyle.

                              ...of course if he IS paying an equal share and still living with his parents, then it's still his own damn fault. If you can afford to pay your own way and still live in a situation where you can't dictate your own lifestyle, maybe it's time to take control and do something about that.

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                                  [–]sanivo 5 points6 points ago

                                  These comments are more angry than I anticipated :( I thought this post was funny!

                                  [–]this_isnt_me 2 points3 points ago

                                  tell me about it... I can't believe the hive-mind thinks the kids these days should have more rights than the parents...

                                  [–]zeemo 3 points4 points ago

                                  20...not allowed to drink but allowed to join the army and get killed... Shit I feel for you Mericans... Legal drinking age where I am from is 16 and I used to be able to order alcoholic beverages even younger at bars without a single question raised.

                                  [–]alehx 1 point2 points ago

                                  If your mom's name is Barb.. I think you know what to say to her.

                                  [–]npech001 1 point2 points ago

                                  RIP, OP

                                  [–]tipitown 1 point2 points ago

                                  We're about to sail into a shit typhoon, Ran, so we better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit.

                                  [–]Mancott 0 points1 point ago

                                  Cuh...couple a drinks Rand.

                                  [–]GeneraIDisarray 0 points1 point ago

                                  21, l0lz

                                  [–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

                                  Oohh, that's telling mommy what for!

                                  [–]coffeemug20 1 point2 points ago

                                  And now you're just a drunk trailer park supervisor.

                                  [–]ninjapenguin773 1 point2 points ago

                                  someone please put the gif in reverse!

                                  [–]CAFoggy 0 points1 point ago

                                  so badass.

                                  [–]mls2grnmn 0 points1 point ago

                                  Reverse!

                                  [–]apollo84 -1 points0 points ago

                                  no it wasn't

                                  [–]stretchmeister 0 points1 point ago

                                  If I had a pint for everytime I have seen this GIF, I would have enough alcohol to keep Mr. Lahey drunk for at least a week.

                                  [–]jethroboom 0 points1 point ago

                                  Yeah, I wish I looked like that, too. Too bad you didn't.

                                  [–]Goremageddon 1 point2 points ago

                                  Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

                                  [–]Injah500 1 point2 points ago

                                  Fuckin lahey

                                  [–]HurricaneWilson 1 point2 points ago

                                  Finally. It made my day to know that reddit appreciates trailer park boys. My life is complete.

                                  [–]paynestaker 0 points1 point ago

                                  Tell her to get out of your house?

                                  [–]LapaPatrolBoat 0 points1 point ago

                                  Upvote for all things trailer park boys

                                  [–]CstJimLahey 0 points1 point ago

                                  You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes

                                  [–]generalT 1 point2 points ago

                                  fuck you mr. lahey.

                                  [–]deathcapt 1 point2 points ago

                                  Parents, this is why you must introduce your children to alcohol, before they're able to get a bottle of vodka and kill themselves doing shots with their frat buddies.

                                  Anyone who works in a hospital knows that September is kids dying from alcohol poisoning month.

                                  [–]lu2012 1 point2 points ago

                                  Lahey, why the fuck are you dressed up like Indianappolis Jones?

                                  [–]alecthefisher 0 points1 point ago

                                  Samsquench!!

                                  [–]baconisgoodforme 0 points1 point ago

                                  Frig off, Lahey.

                                  [–]richmondrob -1 points0 points ago

                                  why are you still living at your parents house at 21?

                                  [–]mortal_rombat17 0 points1 point ago

                                  wow, your mom sucks

                                  [–]Smellyerlater 0 points1 point ago

                                  Lahey is the best drunk actor ever. Him pissing out the window of a moving car was pretty special to.

                                  [–]pretzelzetzel -1 points0 points ago

                                  Here we go...

                                  [–]A_Brutal_Policeman 0 points1 point ago

                                  I am 17 and when I moved out my mom bought me a 6pack.

                                  I was allowed to drink since I was 16, as was everyone else.

                                  [–]tweedledee3inatree 0 points1 point ago

                                  My favorite gif-title combo ever.

                                  [–]MtCleverest 0 points1 point ago

                                  "Mr Lahey, is that's you talking or the liquor ?" " Randy I am the liquor"

                                  [–]diggerB 0 points1 point ago

                                  I think if you stumbled into your car like that, your mom was 100% in the right!

                                  [–]xirho67 0 points1 point ago

                                  and afterwards, how it sometimes goes.. maybe not so cleanly

                                  [–]SamMayu 0 points1 point ago

                                  hey randy knock knock

                                  [–]DawgPack22 0 points1 point ago

                                  165 proof straight up Rand, I'm fuckin wasted

                                  [–]hishirama[!] 0 points1 point ago

                                  You should not drink and drive

                                  [–]gnrlbuttnkd 0 points1 point ago

                                  Awesome!, I love the Trailer Park Boys (especially from being here in Nova Scotia and.. unfortunately living in a trailer haha, my mother lives in one of Lahey's "luxury trailers" from the most recent movie.) With that being said, everyone should check out these two links

                                  The Trailer Park Boys most recent project: www.facebook.com/SwearNet

                                  also, bubbles cousin "Leigh" who is a front man in a radio rock band here in the maritimes called "Carry The Lost" new project, where they send him around the world trying different drugs!

                                  www.youtube.com/user/trippinwithleigh www.facebook.com/trippinwithleigh

                                  [–]Lor_Enzo 0 points1 point ago

                                  probably shouldn't be drinking and driving

                                  [–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

                                  On my 21st, i went to apple be's and had one beer, like a little bitch.

                                  [–]phototropik 1 point2 points ago

                                  So brave.

                                  [–]OBRunner 0 points1 point ago

                                  Oh FUCK Julien! Trailer park boys needs its own subreddit!

                                  [–]putin_my_ass 0 points1 point ago

                                  Ah shit.

                                  Fucked 'er bud.

                                  [–]TheArgo 0 points1 point ago

                                  Sure it was bro, sure it was.

                                  [–]setadoon177 1 point2 points ago

                                  The actor who plays Jim Lahey deserves an award. That man can play a drunk.

                                  [–]BobCatsRule 0 points1 point ago

                                  Where i live the legal drinking age is 16

                                  [–]LaughterAndChaos -1 points0 points ago

                                  I love TPB endlessly, but maybe you're mom has alterior motives? like for you to not live paycheck to paycheck, join the herpes and genital warts crowd at the bar (condoms don't protect against spore diseases, other stds are in fluids), or have unintended pregnancys. I've witnessed all of this in the drinking crowd repeatedly.

                                  [–]bigtuck54 0 points1 point ago

                                  I am the liquor.

                                  [–]Miserable_Bugger 1 point2 points ago

                                  It was probably more like THIS

                                  [–]Denies_Errything 0 points1 point ago

                                  You don't even live in a house.

                                  [–]MrNovocain 0 points1 point ago

                                  Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

                                  [–]girldrinkdrunk 0 points1 point ago

                                  "Don't you have some offs to fuck, Lahey?"

                                  [–]mudmaster 0 points1 point ago

                                  My girlfriend's parents have yet to offer her a drink and she's almost 24. Neither of us drink very often, but I find it funny because I'm always offered a beer by her dad.

                                  [–]baboomshka 0 points1 point ago

                                  I AM THE LIQUOR

                                  [–]kd7rzv 0 points1 point ago

                                  As I glanced over the post title, I thought it was another one of /r/circlejerk's posts...

                                  [–]Joevual 0 points1 point ago

                                  IAMA Liquor, AMA

                                  [–]Salamok 0 points1 point ago

                                  beware the shitmoms!

                                  [–]JKH325 1 point2 points ago

                                  liar, have a down vote :)

                                  [–]Schlorbian 0 points1 point ago

                                  Go with the liquor, kittyclawson. Go with the liquor.

                                  [–]lonemonk 0 points1 point ago

                                  Beware the shit eagle Randy. It's gonna be a shit-nami

                                  [–]leftaab 0 points1 point ago

                                  Do you know what a shit-barometer is?

                                  [–]Cheese_Pancakes 0 points1 point ago

                                  ahh horse-cock!

                                  [–]mOUNTAIN_jEW 0 points1 point ago

                                  You come back here you rascal!

                                  [–]SemajSemajSemaj 0 points1 point ago

                                  Did you slap her?

                                  [–]the-patient 0 points1 point ago

                                  Just a couple of drinks Ran'.

                                  [–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

                                  Such a good show and a great use of the gif. Bravo.

                                  [–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

                                  OMG, you're so cool. I bet you get all the girls.

                                  [–]kfunke 0 points1 point ago

                                  Mr. Lahey had 49 drinks that day.

                                  [–]fezzeysteez615 0 points1 point ago

                                  I was born to be a drunk trailer park supervisor

                                  [–]eyesdown 0 points1 point ago

                                  I don't care that this gif is reposted week after week, it's still fucking brilliant.

                                  [–]Bless_Me_Bagpipes 0 points1 point ago

                                  How the hell did she expect to enforce that?

                                  [–]WWGFD 1 point2 points ago

                                  Make like a tree and fuck off lahey

                                  [–]BigBossManIRL 1 point2 points ago

                                  "You know what happens when you slide down a shit rope? you get shit on your hands"

                                  [–]ELPAPERTOWEL 0 points1 point ago

                                  Mr. Lahey, Julian is working out without a shirt on!

                                  [–]cwjost 0 points1 point ago

                                  Mr. Lahey is that you or the liquor talking?

                                  [–]Tommyvern 1 point2 points ago

                                  The liquor is callin' the shots now, randy!

                                  [–]crazypixeltoast 0 points1 point ago

                                  You went bald?

                                  [–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

                                  Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

                                  [–]el_fudge 0 points1 point ago

                                  You're not exactly a rebellious teenager anymore when you've turned 21. You're just a guy that still lives with his mommy.

                                  [–]MapleButter 1 point2 points ago

                                  The shit hawks are circling.

                                  [–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

                                  And this guy used to be president..,

                                  [–]itzthedave 0 points1 point ago

                                  I love being British you can drink so young. Back when I was 14-15 I got caught by a police man with vodka an he just took it and let me go.

                                  [–]shrlock 0 points1 point ago

                                  Frig off, Jim.

                                  [–]polarbeargarden 0 points1 point ago

                                  OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY!

                                  [–]c_alas 0 points1 point ago

                                  Why are you still t home at 21? 21 is a ridiculous drinking age restriction. I thought 18 was bad.

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