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[–]ohsnapitspat 296 points297 points ago

Like this?

*NSFW

[–]weekminded 202 points203 points ago

You can tell the girl in the middle is classy by the way she holds her drink. Also, nipple.

[–]VerySpecialK 78 points79 points ago

Is that even a shirt?

[–]ArcticSpaceman 57 points58 points ago

Tis' a vest, my good sir.

[–]VerySpecialK 61 points62 points ago

I approve of these vests.

[–]rick2882 70 points71 points ago

I approve of these breasts.

[–]compromised_account 45 points46 points ago

I like breasts in vests.

[–]Phil56731 28 points29 points ago

I like breasts in sets.

[–]Richeh 63 points64 points ago

But I do not like green eggs and ham.

[–]XcallXmeXnighthawkX 38 points39 points ago

But I do like breast in vests my man

[–]professorgold 12 points13 points ago

When in doubt, pinky out.

[–]Xanthan81 6 points7 points ago

I say... Good show!

[–]RoxyBone 25 points26 points ago

she does have stripper nails

[–]M0t0x212 87 points88 points ago

So do most horse.

[–]Xanthan81 8 points9 points ago

horses... oooooh. I see what you did there. Subtle, clever. horse = whores

[–]M0t0x212 0 points1 point ago

=] I'm glad someone noticed

[–]scottoh 27 points28 points ago

Also, nipple.

Re-opened. Nice spot

[–]option_i 8 points9 points ago

I'm gay and I noticed those sweater puppies. Lol

[–]diyeiogt 23 points24 points ago

Stevie Wonder noticed those sweater puppies.

[–]SMUG_AS_FUCK 18 points19 points ago

dm;t

[–]achievable_chode44 16 points17 points ago

dm;n

[–]MonsterIt 23 points24 points ago

titaes

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 30 points31 points ago

THAR SHE BLOWS. NIPPLE AHEAD MAYTEYS

[–]crazyex 8 points9 points ago

That nipple be pointin' south.

[–]okay_jpg 3 points4 points ago

I have you tagged as Uncle Lettuce. I do not remember why.

[–]big-o-notation 1 point2 points ago

Highest level of nipple alert.

[–]HesABeast 52 points53 points ago

I don't care what anyone thinks--those drunk chicks are smokin and the nip slip is effin hot.

Thank you, that is all.

PS 10/10 here would bang.

[–]thecajunone 74 points75 points ago

Please. You'd bang anything that would let you.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 28 points29 points ago

I don't get it, is that supposed to be demeaning or meant as an insult...?

Judge not the astute opportunist!

[–]I_FUCK_SHARKS_ 42 points43 points ago

Who wouldn't?

[–]SchofieldSilver 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry, reddit is LGBTSUIQGHFZH friendly.

[–]LousyGuy 15 points16 points ago

(Obvious follow up comment)^

[–]FeralQueen 4 points5 points ago

Well, it's better than banging anything anything whether it lets* you or not.

[–]felixar90 3 points4 points ago

We're talking about the OC right?

[–]skakruk 4 points5 points ago

I don't care what anyone thinks

The fuck? What are you implying? Who wouldn't bang them? We would all bang them.

I think they are unclassy sluts, and I would never marry something like that, BUT it doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck the shit out of them if I had the chance.

[–]HoboViking 8 points9 points ago

Doesn't that make you a slut?

[–]LexusNexus 10 points11 points ago

Just make sure you wrap it up, syphilis is a hell of a disease.

[–]Procc 5 points6 points ago

I would hate fuck them

[–]draemscat 13 points14 points ago

Who wouldn't bang them?

Lots of people.

[–]123bangin 7 points8 points ago

Pahaha, I love how the girl on the left has a cross necklace. Such a good little Christian girl, oh yeah. XD

[–]voyaging 9 points10 points ago

NSFW

[–]welmoe 5 points6 points ago

[–]delihound 3 points4 points ago

To my embarrassment, reminds me of this drunken picture of me and my friends. http://i.imgur.com/qBrzw.jpg

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[–]AMSDesign 53 points54 points ago

Why does the middle horse have such damn perfect teeth. It is unnerving!

[–]ladylars 8 points9 points ago

horthodonticths.

[–]haiku_robot 74 points75 points ago

Why does the middle 
horse have such damn perfect teeth. 
It is unnerving!

[–]the0jakester 4 points5 points ago

Why is this.

A fucking thing.

[–]spacecadet06 2 points3 points ago

Hence the saying "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth".

[–]Cobruh 5 points6 points ago

now i feel all weird inside.

[–]therealpilgrim 91 points92 points ago

They're all tan colored so they must be from the jersey shore. this is their friend snooki.

[–]E-Squid 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nothing wrong with a tan pony.

[–]E-Squid 22 points23 points ago

Alright mares, calm down.

[–]Bwob 15 points16 points ago

I think it's just that someone forgot to turn off their swag.

[–]AllergicToPonies 14 points15 points ago

Argh, why do I feel so itchy...

scratch, scratch

I think I'm coming out in hives! Oh, this is awful!

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 10 points11 points ago

Like ze pic of ze horses at ze top. No style! No elegance! Bad framing.

I go.

[–]Stormdancer 7 points8 points ago

What a buncha dweebs.

[–]jandalofdoom 430 points431 points ago

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 346 points347 points ago

Oh god. The Horse sized duck managed to mate with the duck sized horses.

[–]ScreamingGerman 39 points40 points ago

The Obama AMA made it onto the classic rock station evening show here in Toronto, and this was the one question they couldn't stop talking about.

[–]p_iynx 107 points108 points ago

Oh god. Why do I understand this reference? I need out of Reddit.

[–]Kanye_Sagan 19 points20 points ago

Trapped_In_Reddit disapproves of this post.

[–]eMan117 3 points4 points ago

what would the love child of Kanye and Sagan look like?

[–]aeobeo 9 points10 points ago

[–]CoCo26 8 points9 points ago

Uncle Lettuce! You're back! I have missed you

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[–]stealingyourpixels 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure half of Reddit has you tagged as Uncle Lettuce in green.

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[–]OsterGuard 5 points6 points ago

Why, exactly?

[–]BigBadMrBitches 22 points23 points ago

Because uncle lettuce gives great life advice and dollar bills and peppermints and let's us stay up past our bedtime and our first swig of whiskey!

[–]Krisodd 4 points5 points ago

[–]Ev00 24 points25 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]good_beer 13 points14 points ago

Really? Prove it.

[–]silenc3x 24 points25 points ago

[–]InternetSuperTrooper 39 points40 points ago

That was a ballsy click on my part, even for me.

[–]silenc3x 7 points8 points ago

well it's your cake day dude... live a little.

[–]InternetSuperTrooper 30 points31 points ago

You know what's the worst feeling? Realizing it's your cake day 21 minutes before the day is over. What a waste of potential karma... Oh well, I'm gonna treat this like a birthday and get drunk.

[–]good_beer 5 points6 points ago

What? He's either full of shit (probably) or he actually has a strange looking boner.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't get too excited. Along the edge of the beak, ducks have pecten that serve both as food-strainer and as a comb for preening.

[–]beltonicus 7 points8 points ago

I have the straingest boner right now

[–]KookyGuy 3 points4 points ago

I really would like to know when this trend started. So, I can build a robot with an Austrian accent, and send it back in time to alter the future.

[–]iLikeToBeAnArsehole 4 points5 points ago

Please add Bacardi or Smirnoff.

[–]jandalofdoom 45 points46 points ago

[–]Large_banana_hammock 1 point2 points ago

Fuck those smirnoff ices, I have to drink like ten of them to get drunk.

[–]Fralluda -2 points-1 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Maelstrom07 68 points69 points ago

[–]shillbert 9 points10 points ago

Would bang.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 17 points18 points ago

8/Secretariat

[–]phasmy 0 points1 point ago

Expected a pic of donkey from Shrek. :(

[–]cycada 54 points55 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

the one on the left... dreamyq

[–]LochnessDigital 260 points261 points ago

Whorses.

[–]good_beer 54 points55 points ago

Struts.

[–]tattyheaded 20 points21 points ago

You could catch a dose of the clop.

[–]freelanceryork 0 points1 point ago

Beware of an equestrian inflamation. Those will flare up so rapidly you'd think it's mane was on fire.

[–]saywhatisobvious 8 points9 points ago

I think that the facial structure of a horse reminds me too much of a human and it scares me.

[–]sigmafisherpromega 16 points17 points ago

Does this freak you out? Because is my favorite (category dog) image of all time. http://i.imgur.com/HDmua.jpg

[–]Dillbill 26 points27 points ago

But... This wasn't taken on instagram

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 13 points14 points ago

Too drunk for instagram

[–]JupitersClock 98 points99 points ago

In before Sarah Jessica Parker jokes.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 72 points73 points ago

Congrats.. You're the proud owner of the Sarah Jessica Parker joke in this thread.

[–]JasonGD1982 22 points23 points ago

No I have a feeling reddit is going to keep it classy on this one. Surely know one would beat that dead horse.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 120 points121 points ago

[–]canadamoose18 23 points24 points ago

check out that dithering

[–]mutinium 2 points3 points ago

dem colours

[–]dafragsta 2 points3 points ago

The dithering is a sign of reliability. Always go with reliability.

[–]avengepluto 8 points9 points ago

know one

Can't tell if misspelling or has friend who repeats jokes until they are no longer funny.

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points ago

Misspelling

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[–]Toasty_Burger 0 points1 point ago

Damn you

[–]bro_digz 0 points1 point ago

Me: A Brief Play

<ctl-f> "Parker"

"Dammit JupitersClock. You beat me to it."

EDIT: for formatting. Scripts are best when well-formatted.

[–]mrtvamacka 5 points6 points ago

Remindes me of THIS!

[–]runninginthebuff 4 points5 points ago

I believe that LOL has lost it's meaning... honestly as a stoic person this made me laugh out loud for a few seconds. Thank you.

[–]drunxor 2 points3 points ago

[–]nrjk 5 points6 points ago

I'm too lazy and tired to look, but have there been any Sarah Jessica Parker jokes yet?

...because she looks like a horse and that's funny.

[–]eyesofsaturn 2 points3 points ago

eGarp.jpg

Aptly named.

[–]Nman77 2 points3 points ago

Dat...mane?

[–]monk648 2 points3 points ago

I'd do the cute one on the right... She's winking to me!! ;)

[–]Cordogg30 2 points3 points ago

[–]dberis 1 point2 points ago

From the left: Ringo Starr, Nicholas Cage, and you know who...

[–]yamehameha 1 point2 points ago

This is priceless.

[–]clammedia 1 point2 points ago

[–]dpatrickv 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker has friends?

[–]AgentShifty 1 point2 points ago

Can Someone please notice my existence? Ive been posting shit and i receive nothing.... an upvote for shiggles?

[–]cralledode 4 points5 points ago

"you guys have two drinks and all of the sudden you think this is Sex and the City."

[–]HIPPOPOTANUS 0 points1 point ago

Those aren't ducks.

[–]seeker135 2 points3 points ago

Why the long faces?

[–]iseriouslyhatecats -1 points0 points ago

reminds me of sober girls trying to pose for a pic too

[–]shartmobile 0 points1 point ago

eGarp

Want.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What's with the nose of the horse on the right? Is that fur or broken skin?

[–]Chootrattanarood 1 point2 points ago

This pony RP stuff is going too far.

[–]vawaiter 0 points1 point ago

DRUNKEN GIRLS? SERIOUS?

[–]Joe_12265 -1 points0 points ago

Silly horse, you are not a cat, get off the top of the all page.

[–]RoxyBone 0 points1 point ago

This is why I don't take pics when I go drinking w/ the girls.

[–]largezo 0 points1 point ago

There's no difference.😂

[–]libraryzombie 1 point2 points ago

Every picture ever taken of me.

[–]shitniggachill 0 points1 point ago

Someone get that mad mike pic "horses are trending"

[–]thekirbylover -1 points0 points ago

Move over duckface, here comes the horseface!

[–]Sonic_Dah_Hedgehog 0 points1 point ago

That horse in the middle has some really white teeth.

[–]drunkpineapple 0 points1 point ago

Those girls rushed Alpha Gamma Horsey

[–]Ohiimthatguy 0 points1 point ago

How can horses even look like this

[–]FUCKITBAYLlFE 0 points1 point ago

Up vote on the nose

[–]antithing 0 points1 point ago

horses with personalities.

[–]elMoW 0 points1 point ago

It looks a little like "Ridiculously Photogenic Horse has its Cousins over for drinks"

[–]calvinconhobbes -1 points0 points ago

Sensitive much?

[–]bolago 0 points1 point ago

ginger, brunette or blonde?

[–]Optimist_Ollie 0 points1 point ago

They look familiar. I'm sure they are very nice.

[–]charlestucker3rd 0 points1 point ago

I'm in love with the left one, hope she is still single.

[–]YogisBooBoo 0 points1 point ago

OhmyGod my hair!

[–]LSdeezy 0 points1 point ago

Here's the video because I know other people wanted to watch it after watching this gif also.

[–]lildansonman 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the girl I lost my virginity to.

[–]blue_ruin 1 point2 points ago

Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks.

[–]Justanothercowgirl 0 points1 point ago

They're the Kardashians.

[–]persianpoetess 0 points1 point ago

So even horses are not immune from duckfacing. It crosses the species gap.

[–]LordPhantom 0 points1 point ago

Hell they don't even need to be drunk, they still come out that way

[–]SirSkiesAlot 0 points1 point ago

They're all yourse.

[–]ericstottle 0 points1 point ago

think this pic got caught from that haunted house reel

[–]leecheroflife 0 points1 point ago

How long till slutty girls start doing "horse face" to go laong with"duck face" now

[–]PedestrianXing 1 point2 points ago

Well that's just spot on.

[–]faceti0us 0 points1 point ago

horse face after horse face...

[–]DaCheat61 1 point2 points ago

I believe this is. Literally, the best meme I've ever seen.

In the voice of Chris... Traeger.

[–]Pechkin000 -1 points0 points ago

Wish i had more upvotes

[–]OMGGGEEEE 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Erection: explained.

[–]Tromance 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's Hanson.

[–]NewAlt 0 points1 point ago

IMDB Goofs isn't a comprehensive list of goofs. It's like Wikipedia, you have to add it for it to exist.

[–]lexsird 0 points1 point ago

Only the horses have more sense and are prettier.

[–]judorakpl 1 point2 points ago

hahaha oh gawd it's so true!!!

[–]theship 1 point2 points ago

Am I a shallow jerk for thinking the horse on the right looks just like Richard Branson?

[–]Accipehoc 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit op, you're right.

[–]18Lama 0 points1 point ago

+1 for no duck face.

[–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

Come on girls, we're all guilty of this shit.

[–]katsden 0 points1 point ago

i laughed and then questioned if OP is male or female. If female, proceed with laughter. If male....

[–]FrenchieM 0 points1 point ago

Why drunken? Regular girls do too.

[–]Happynow91 1 point2 points ago

Ridiculously photogenic horse on the far right

[–]Kasper4300 1 point2 points ago

The new duckface: horseface

[–]swiftkilla77 0 points1 point ago

Ha haa. It does look like some pictures that you see on Facebook.

[–]borud 1 point2 points ago

No, that's the cast of Sex and the city.

[–]gabesunday 0 points1 point ago

something something Transvestite Donkey Witch and friends

[–]joannamar 1 point2 points ago

Lol so true! XD

[–]hmanley33 0 points1 point ago

Well, that explains why the lengthy fap.

[–]OurMisterBrooks 1 point2 points ago

HAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]Blood_Sample 0 points1 point ago

Those teeth are so clean

[–]hiu2 0 points1 point ago

i cant tell the difference

[–]Mandelish 0 points1 point ago

Yes- that's exactly what we look like.

[–]suxdix -1 points0 points ago

whorses hhaahah

[–]jabbaj7 0 points1 point ago

drunken?

[–]UticaANDi -1 points0 points ago

Watch out for those horse

[–]InfiniteLiveZ 1 point2 points ago

Damn that one on the right is sexy.

[–]AwkwardAsHell 0 points1 point ago

It's the cast of Sex and the City.

[–]FourBeersThePirate 0 points1 point ago

I was just thinking about what I would do to escape a house if it was on fire. I had this whole elaborate plan, but now that I see this picture, and realize what a house really looks like when it's on fire, I know that my plan would fail.

[–]Spartan_1337 0 points1 point ago

Is that Nickelback?

[–]GregsKandy 0 points1 point ago

Look just as fun to ride too.

[–]baconboyscout 1 point2 points ago

Saving this to my desktop and preparing to switch sisters FB profile picture. She probably won't even notice.

[–]zedzdead33 1 point2 points ago

So much derpin' goin on

[–]DriftingJesus 0 points1 point ago

Those are some ugly ass horses

[–]wavefunction84 0 points1 point ago

Caption:

"Previously, on Sex in the City..."