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[–]seekingAnswers91 372 points373 points ago

Well the 13 stripes couldn't fit on a skinny girl

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 230 points231 points ago

Those aren't stripes, they're stretch marks.

[–]chrisdighty 340 points341 points ago

"these colours don't run"

"... neither do you..."

[–]femaiden 28 points29 points ago

Subtle Iron Maiden reference?

[–]szatanovsky 11 points12 points ago

everything Iron Maiden gets an upvote.

[–]shoryukenist 6 points7 points ago

Up the Irons.

[–]Read_It_Again_Lol 58 points59 points ago

Freedom comes with a Pepsi and Fries

[–]majuhlazuh 38 points39 points ago

and it only costs a buck o' five

[–]milliondollarmenu 18 points19 points ago

Freedom isn't free.

[–]judgebockman 2 points3 points ago

If you don't pay your buck-o-five, who willllll?

[–]kingssman 8 points9 points ago

Costs three fiddy in all those other countries... Damn socialist taxes.

[–]stupib2 3 points4 points ago

I believe you mean tree fiddy, and thats only in Scotland.

[–]InterwebCeleb 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you, I was drinking coffee. Now it's everywhere.

[–]cats_are_people_too 2 points3 points ago

I thought they were bacon streaks.

[–]jakemyers7 40 points41 points ago

she's considered skinny in texas

[–]saigon_medic 38 points39 points ago

Thats a super model in Louisiana

[–]theregoesanother 5 points6 points ago

Nah man, Mississippi.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 5 points6 points ago

She's the Mississippi queen. If you know what I mean.

[–]slightly_bald 22 points23 points ago

All "America is fat" jokes aside, you've obviously never been to Texas. Sure, we've got lots of fat people. We've also got tons of hot women. It's more common to see a fat guy with a hot, skinny wife than a fat couple or a skinny man with a fat wife.

[–]Shocking 9 points10 points ago

Wait so I as a fat guy need to move to Texas?

[–]rahlquist 12 points13 points ago

The south is full of hot women, OTOH if you want fake bitches go to Cali where I grew up.

[–]spittingblood 3 points4 points ago

Seriously... Walk around UT in Austin or TCU or SMU... some fine ladies

[–]Kunkletown 23 points24 points ago

Universities don't count. The only way to properly judge an area it to visit the nearest Walmart.

[–]gopudge 3 points4 points ago

I went to Baylor where the women are amazing...but going to the Walmart in Waco, Texas is like being on another planet. You can't unsee that kind of ugly.

[–]jandalofdoom 126 points127 points ago

[–]bobstr14 68 points69 points ago

And if you're interested in flags, visit us at /r/vexillology!

[–]mrpti 38 points39 points ago

this just strengthens my notion that there's a subreddit for everything

edit: I'm thoroughly enjoying these replies.

[–]President_O-beezy 18 points19 points ago

[–]jaycrew 13 points14 points ago

[–]Roflkopt3r 7 points8 points ago

[–]tha_man1234 9 points10 points ago

I don't know about you but I like my subreddits active.

[–]jakemyers7 7 points8 points ago

/R/PICKLES WILL RISE!

[–]patzab 8 points9 points ago

may I asked what happened to this subreddit? War between camp pickle and camp banana was cruel and ruthless, but well it was pretty darn epic at the same time :(.

[–]milliondollarmenu 0 points1 point ago

/r/HardBass is my favorite small community.

[–]il_nibbio 21 points22 points ago

I thought the seventh one was from the Satanic Republic

[–]humortogo 2 points3 points ago

M'rocco

[–]AEJKohl 5 points6 points ago

I want to see a catfight between Spain girl and Portugal girl

[–]clickwir 7 points8 points ago

Hello Croatia.

[–]mitharas 6 points7 points ago

And here i had hoped for front-pictures of the women :(

[–]fts55 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]HBNOCV 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it… but would appreciate any explanation. :/

[–]mucsun 5 points6 points ago

US flag is the obese one.

[–]maliciouslogistics 6 points7 points ago

Do you think angry Islamists will try to burn it?

[–]RexBeckett 92 points93 points ago

Sure, sure, very funny—but she'll be the one who sinks the boat of the Somali pirates they're all surrendering to.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 40 points41 points ago

The hero they need, but not the one they want right now.

[–]kentaror 3 points4 points ago

dicks also fuck ass holes!

[–]Zahnsta 82 points83 points ago

Thank you for not making the title "'Murica!"

[–]turbofast 17 points18 points ago

I'd like to thank my manager, my mom, and all my fans.

[–]panzerschrekk 13 points14 points ago

and murica?

[–]bastard_thought 6 points7 points ago

Oh heck yeah.

[–]supergreekman123 9 points10 points ago

Greece!

[–]G0nePhishin 0 points1 point ago

represent, our girl is a dime too

[–]Macekk 37 points38 points ago

Croatia :D

[–]Termich 7 points8 points ago

I know that girl :D Pozz

[–]SlickFlip 4 points5 points ago

Reporting in [and upvoted]

[–]Gsfilip 11 points12 points ago

Fuck yeah!

[–]aztechz 7 points8 points ago

Upvote za obojicu ;D

[–]sickjedi 5 points6 points ago

Upvote za obtrojicu.

[–]lamesh99 4 points5 points ago

občetiri, molim lijepo.

[–]BryanBeast13 3 points4 points ago

Quieren un upvote?

[–]Weft_ 1 point2 points ago

Is Croatia a good place to visit? My girlfriends grandfather is from there and it seems like we always hinted that she's wanted to go there. Would it be worth making a trip there? Were thinking about making a trip to Rome next year, and I was just wondering if it would be worth stopping there for a few days to see how it is.

[–]Macekk 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you should stop by.The Adria coast is beautiful. Fck Rome go to Baška Voda :D

[–]lamesh99 0 points1 point ago

hell yes. i maybe a bit biased, since i live here, but definitely, do come!

[–]Bossanova10 6 points7 points ago

looks like the other girls exhiled the larger one....

[–]notes_on_napkins 5 points6 points ago

Considering that all of the girls next to her are much smaller, I think it's actually very brave.

[–]mtchen8 18 points19 points ago

The Portuguese is the best.

[–]VodkaHappens 12 points13 points ago

Hey, at least one department where we aren't lagging behind. Hah behind.

[–]DanielMoreira 15 points16 points ago

FUCK YEAH PORTUGAL BITCHES!!

[–]bstormy 4 points5 points ago

Yerp.

[–]CaughtInABadBromance 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say this.

[–]womb-gobbler 20 points21 points ago

Don't act like you're not impressed.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 7 points8 points ago

Everything's bigger in Texas, even the sex.

[–]LeftCorner 45 points46 points ago

Reddit: I get friend zoned all the time herp derp, girls should like me for me.

Later that day

Look at teh fattie! omg she's a fattie! I'm not shallow.

[–]Feb_29_Guy 23 points24 points ago

You've been here 3 years. By now you should've noticed Reddit is a festering hive of scum and villainy. We've got mysoginy, racism, sexism, hypocrisy, unfounded hatred and many more!

No seriously. In some a thread in /r/gaming some girl apparently pissed off some guy because her post title wasn't good enough, so he posted nudes he'd found online of her. http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/105xvn/my_boyfriend_took_me_to_seattle_and_gave_me_the/c6aq8f7

Or you could check out /r/worstof.

[–]The_Ultimate 5 points6 points ago

Also, if you get to make fun of fat people and America in one shot, it's like hitting the fucking Reddit lottery!

[–]RetractableBadge 16 points17 points ago

Based on the country flags and the timing of this post, appears to originate from the Summer 2012 voyage of Semester at Sea.

[–]humortogo 0 points1 point ago

More details please?

[–]krappykushkakes 7 points8 points ago

Semester at Sea is a study abroad program where students can literally go to college on a ship for 4 months and travel around the world.

Source: I have done it.

[–]OompaOrangeFace 6 points7 points ago

Good thing the cruise isn't 9 months or else you'd need an entire maternity floor on the boat.

[–]Lillipout 52 points53 points ago

If you don't like that one, perhaps you'd prefer this (NSFW).

And here's one for our Canadian friends.

[–]m1zaru 56 points57 points ago

So... you can choose between obesity and breast implants?

[–]Lillipout 81 points82 points ago

In America, you can have BOTH because freedom.

[–]marx2k 14 points15 points ago

This is what the terrists hate us for

[–]The_Nigger_General 4 points5 points ago

Bad spelling?

[–]MashTheClash 3 points4 points ago

I want to see this for my science.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 15 points16 points ago

I want to go to Canada

[–]exatorp 15 points16 points ago

And as per usual Canada does the same thing better, and with just a little more class.

[–]thefreshscent 7 points8 points ago

Except for...you know...internet

[–]smacbeats 43 points44 points ago

Hey, I'd tap all of them, including America.

[–]codesign 15 points16 points ago

I don't know, that's a lot of mana. What are you trying to cast?

[–]MrMoth 14 points15 points ago

upvote because Bahamas is included for once

[–]oiledbanshee 7 points8 points ago

I know, right? It's like we're a real country or something..

[–]ms-whatever 8 points9 points ago

"FUCK YOU OCEAN!"

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 1 point2 points ago

Um. Titties. Ocean gets 'em.

[–]headwrong 4 points5 points ago

Turkey looks like she could rip a dude in half.

[–]spysspy 5 points6 points ago

As a Turkish , I can confirm women of ours can indeed do that.

[–]strineGreen 3 points4 points ago

Can any photoshop wizard turn it around 180 deg?

[–]Mr800ftw 5 points6 points ago

YAY MOROCCO!

[–]marx2k 25 points26 points ago

I'm an American sitting here in Salou, Spain an these fuckers are faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I don't know if it's just the European tourists or what but god DAMN. Walking on the beach makes me feel a hell of a lot better about myself. And I'm from Wisconsin!

[–]rory_guy 22 points23 points ago

(America is the ninth fattest nation on earth, Spain in at number 83, I'm glad I live in Ireland)[http://www.forbes.com/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife-cx_ls_0208worldfat_3.html]

[–]StewieNZ 2 points3 points ago

Is it bad I was able to guess that most of the nations above the US would be Pacific Nations?

[–]espnil 2 points3 points ago

Yay, Norway is all the way down at nr 91:D

[–]getgnar 2 points3 points ago

Man this is from 2007....

[–]sid2112 5 points6 points ago

This is getting on my nerves. It seems that stereotyping Americans is perfectly fine but everyone else it's a hanging offense. There are many great things about America and they should be celebrated.

[–]PaddyO666 3 points4 points ago

They do it because when you mock the USA, nobody gives a shit, we're the US of goddamned A. When you mock certain other nations, they vow to cleanse you from the earth with Holy Fire.

[–]Denies_Errything 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but they are all American.

[–]conchoso 2 points3 points ago

USA! USA! USA!

[–]jspt03 0 points1 point ago

Seems about right.

[–]herrakonna 2 points3 points ago

Hah hah! We have the biggest flag!

[–]prostateExamination 0 points1 point ago

we're really not that fat

[–]Your_Favorite_Poster 0 points1 point ago

That pictures not accurate because the other women don't have huge bushes of hair coming from their armpits.

[–]Andyu86 3 points4 points ago

Sex all the countries!

[–]Bipedal 3 points4 points ago

It's funny because Americans are fat!

Right?

Please submit another 3000 of these per day, apparently we can't get enough of them.

[–]Permadrunkk 3 points4 points ago

Australia :(

[–]Freakindon 3 points4 points ago

I think it's a little ignorant to say that America ONLY has fat people. I keep myself in pretty good shape. That being said, I watch shows about 600lb people and they complain about how hard life is for them and how bad they feel about themselves, and how they would give ANYTHING to change. Then they eat 4 big macs and a whole pizza for breakfast. Winning at life.

[–]easy_Money 1 point2 points ago

I work out partially so I can eat cheeseburgers for breakfast and ice cream for dinner. Fat people should totally try it, food tastes so much better when you've burned a bunch of calories and your body needs them back.

[–]patentpending 2 points3 points ago

I don't think anybody says that. You know we have TV here right? Many of us have been to America, we actually know what it's like. The reason Americans have jokes about them being fat is because they are the country with the highest rate of obesity (apart from Pacific Islands).

[–]hatestrings 1 point2 points ago

She didn't even draw it right. The stars should be bottom left or top right. I'm Canadian and I know this.

[–]olmcmanc 2 points3 points ago

Is it me or does morocco have her boobs resting on the handrail?

[–]sirbeast 2 points3 points ago

Please don't be fat! Please don't be fat! Please don't be fat!

...

FUCK!

[–]bluedishwasher -1 points0 points ago

FUCK YEAH

[–]DillyG101 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hell....

[–]Dr_Godzilla 0 points1 point ago

All of their hands are a mess.

[–]nairy_hipples 0 points1 point ago

I wish that were me.

My moobs are glorious.

[–]stonedlogic 0 points1 point ago

I'll take the one next to America.

[–]ZodiarK 0 points1 point ago

Aw man :(

[–]blueraft 1 point2 points ago

I got Portugal

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

What could you be implying?

[–]switch495 0 points1 point ago

And from the front?

[–]SimpleDegenerate -1 points0 points ago

Eeyup...

[–]SmellsLikeWinning 1 point2 points ago

DIBS ON BAHAMAS. Portugal is a close second. . .

[–]Talran -1 points0 points ago

She's also nearly a full head taller than most of them.

She's a goddamn behemoth, not that that it's a bad thing, I'd have to see the front, that's where you can really tell the fatty fats. Since her legs not look bad, she very well could just be muscular like my wife.... Then again, this is America, so probably fat.

[–]russianpotato 0 points1 point ago

Where and when do pictures like this get taken? and why? I never see shit like this...and that makes me sad.

[–]Sub116610 0 points1 point ago

and yet the UK has so many TV shows about fat people and socially accepting them.

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

why are they flipping everyone off

[–]bobowzki 0 points1 point ago

America, you never disappoint me!

[–]Zoids 0 points1 point ago

2/9 girls can't control their pinkies.

[–]evolooshun 0 points1 point ago

Why is there not a picture from the front? Disappointing thread

[–]edoksoun 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering where the Canadian flag was, then I realized she's taking the picture.

[–]Amrapheus 1 point2 points ago

Upvote because of Hrvatska!

[–]Fredriksen3 0 points1 point ago

I'm scandinavian and find this offensive

[–]BurnEmUp 0 points1 point ago

"Every country is better than America. Fuck that place I'm GLAD I'm from New Zealand"

-American Neckbearded Virgins on reddit

[–]Dentex -1 points0 points ago

Merica.

[–]boltup85 0 points1 point ago

Get it together America!

[–]johnnyasma 0 points1 point ago

If a fight broke out, 'Merica would totally dominate. Fuck yeah!

[–]Johnny82 0 points1 point ago

Biggest American flag ever.

[–]minhthemaster 1 point2 points ago

SASholes!

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

So, there is no photo of them facing the camera then?

[–]ezo88 0 points1 point ago

Damnit.

[–]KrimsonTide 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't the Greek girl be turning from side to side with her hand out?

ba-dum tss

[–]misterfrank 1 point2 points ago

I'd be pissed if this weren't so true...

[–]Boopity 1 point2 points ago

She stands so far apart from the rest of them too, everyone else is hip to hip... makes me kind of sad. Really looks like the odd one out.

[–]Look_You_Dumb_Shit 0 points1 point ago

We are well fed.

[–]13r4x7on 0 points1 point ago

Fat girl, heh.

[–]uchuskies08 0 points1 point ago

I bet she gives the most enthusiastic head, though

[–]laela_says -1 points0 points ago

In times like these I like to quote Sir Mix a Lot, I like em real thick and juicy, for Merica!

[–]kezeran 0 points1 point ago

Im more curious as to why there all random flags? None of them match together like i would expect frace with germany and spain with portugal

[–]Nabbicus 0 points1 point ago

Elder sign spotted. Who's going to Morocco with me to stop Cthulhu from bleeding into existence with me?!

[–]griffith12 0 points1 point ago

they are either all from American or none of them are.

[–]pdugaw 1 point2 points ago

Semester at Sea? Looks like the A12 itinerary. S'09 here.

[–]some_random_noob -1 points0 points ago

america needs to put her shirt back on, dont nobody want to see that.

[–]DiamondShoals -1 points0 points ago

Anybpdy else wanna bite that greek girls ass?

[–]homercles337 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Reddit likes their girls like they like their bacon...fatty and salty...er, um.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

God fucking damn it.

[–]Unsttopabull 0 points1 point ago

At least you're still the biggest :D

[–]mrzack -1 points0 points ago

high fucktose corn syrup, look at what you wrought...

[–]ManBearTree 0 points1 point ago

Mexico has only one fuck to give.

[–]willscy -1 points0 points ago

those girls aren't from those countries....

[–]Enzio2438 0 points1 point ago

Fast food nation.

[–]willscy -1 points0 points ago

These are likely all Americans retards.

[–]aftershock_instinct 0 points1 point ago

America always wants to stand out and be different from the rest

[–]chris34 -1 points0 points ago

There are no words to express the disappointment of this picture

[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

This so reminds me of a picture I once took. o.O

[–]laughingsutra 1 point2 points ago

She's also way taller than the rest of those shrimps...

[–]Seref15 0 points1 point ago

Croatia's got dem hips.

[–]mastigia 0 points1 point ago

Those colors don't run...

[–]tagrav 1 point2 points ago

we have the biggest flag!

[–]Ejuarez010 0 points1 point ago

Would still bang America.

[–]hypnotic1313 0 points1 point ago

Bigger and better

[–]_KnivesOut 1 point2 points ago

"...she stands alone."

[–]jdubs610 1 point2 points ago

Yep. We're fat.

[–]MuddaLuvaaa -1 points0 points ago

No wonder Greece is so fit.

[–]bobby420 0 points1 point ago

Alright.. Now turn around..

[–]Alexxandria -1 points0 points ago

Canada is definitely taking the picture.

[–]connery78 0 points1 point ago

Is that red one with the black "star" supposed to be Ghana?

[–]BennyBenasty 0 points1 point ago

'MERRRRICA.. FUCK NO!

[–]jmcwalk 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah?

[–]PaddyO666 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else notice the Turkish girl has unusually broad shoulders?

[–]jminuscula 0 points1 point ago

Why did they paint some of the flags flipped? I mean, rotating was not enough?

[–]RaouR 1 point2 points ago

Think I would prefer the pic from the other side

[–]CaptainToast09 1 point2 points ago

plot twist. they're all dudes in short shorts

[–]TheIslander829 1 point2 points ago

The only country in the world that can be No.1 in obesity and No.1 in Olympic gold medals.

[–]nirvanianlaughs 0 points1 point ago

America has big bodied people because it represents the size of this great land.

[–]Jacks_Name_Is_Jack 1 point2 points ago

Most girls here really arent that fat

[–]mntana1 0 points1 point ago

Turkey!

[–]RealBean 0 points1 point ago

Ha, these are my friends on FB. small world.

[–]mightykill19 0 points1 point ago

MERICA

[–]bipbophil 0 points1 point ago

hey ....we are much bigger than that

[–]Mamacatt 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit/funny, not reddit/true