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[–]captaindaftpunk 16 points17 points ago

don't forget to make lots of sexual moans.

[–]THE_PENGUIN_KING 1 point2 points ago

Also remember to whisper things in their ear.

[–]AnnuitCoeptis 7 points8 points ago

Dude, the least you can do is give the authors credit in the comments.

Though it would be better if your submission linked directly to the image on their site.

[–]Condorcet_Winner 5 points6 points ago

No way, hotlinking an image is definitely not better. It has all the downside of your site getting traffic with none of the upside.

[–]AnnuitCoeptis 0 points1 point ago

The site getting traffic is the upside. And it's a fast site, there's no need to rehost their stuff to Imgur.

[–]AdamisforEve 0 points1 point ago

thank you! i actually have seen a lot of these comics on reddit lately without credit and i was wondering who wrote them.

This guy is damn funny.

[–]brioWoW -1 points0 points ago

Uhhh.... credit is right in the image where the author put it...

[–]tech-bits 4 points5 points ago

It's called "ad revenue" and it keeps these comics coming.

[–]brioWoW -1 points0 points ago

It's called "the url of the site is in the image."

[–]VenezuelanPoodleMoth 3 points4 points ago

If I were to do this... once they reach for and notice my rock-hard boner, and I say something like "like what you feel?", could I get in any sort of trouble for such a remark?

[–]RikF 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]dancetroll 3 points4 points ago

I actually just went through a body scanner again this past weekend and they have finally implemented something they promised a year ago. The scanner software detects any foreign objects, and if there are any, it puts yellow boxes on a generic human outline on the screen, so the agent knows where to wave the metal detector wand (or to do a pat down) if need be. I was impressed that they finally followed through with one of their promised upgrades. Edit: Like this

[–]uprightleftdown 0 points1 point ago

Nice try TSA

[–]musicrages 5 points6 points ago

I am doing this from now on

[–]electricfoxx 3 points4 points ago

Post-Xray scan: "OW! My sperm!"

[–]cameron0245 0 points1 point ago

I've seen it before, but i still must upvote you.

[–]Melonzzz 0 points1 point ago

If he busts his mom will tell all her friends about it

[–]RikF 0 points1 point ago

At least this time she wouldn't have to lie about it being a man.

[–]MetallicSquid 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you kid, you're a dick.

[–]zann3113 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend and I were just derpin on this post when we both start laughing and she remarks "I'm totally going to do that!" Several minutes of staring and I reply "Honey...you don't have a penis." She seemed genuinely surprised about this.

[–]ryeman999 -2 points-1 points ago

look up cyanide and happiness on youtube