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How I open the door for the pizza dude at an [8] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Dopethrown 32 points33 points ago

I'm always so afraid of the pizza guy when I'm high. I can't explain it. I know he's just some guy and he's delivering some delicious food but for some reason he's so scary to me.

[–]whininghippoPC 23 points24 points ago

Dude, I'm a delievery driver for Jimmy Johns, and delivering to stoners (before and after I started) was never a big deal. Almost every delivery guy does not care in the least, especially because nice people who are high usually tip. That's always nice.

[–]Dopethrown 8 points9 points ago

I know they'll be cool with it but I'm just scared it's weird.

[–]Siebutsu 6 points7 points ago

Also we enjoy being tipped with free tokes ;)

[–]ExtremistChristian 5 points6 points ago

I have actually been turned down on that before, for the best i suppose. want's to have a good clear mind while delivering pizza. i can respect that

[–]Cantgooglethis 6 points7 points ago

This is what I do. I'm a delivery driver and get offered hits every so often. I never accept them because I'm out driving around for work, and that's not the time to be smoking.

[–]Dancopter 2 points3 points ago

What if they gave you a nug and a hug for the road?

[–]iSwag 2 points3 points ago

or maybe they just dont smoke weed?

[–]dioxy186 2 points3 points ago

oh my gosh PLEASE say UARK. I always ordered Jimmy Johns on campus due to delivering at 3-4 a.m. And usually they were stoned too. And I would tip $3-5.

I'd always get the Gargantuan without tomato and a Dr. Pepper.. mm

[–]theentlywhale 4 points5 points ago

What does UARK stand for?

[–]Deracination 3 points4 points ago

Ukraine's a real kingdom.

[–]thechilipepper0 2 points3 points ago

"you are righteous kangaroo"

[–]JubilationActivation 2 points3 points ago

My guess is University of Arkansas, but it could be Unicorns Are Rabid Kleptomaniacs.

[–]hanieldauck 4 points5 points ago

Now that's just spreading vicious rumors. I know a unicorn named Steve, and he's a great guy...

Now that you mention it, my DVD player went missing a few weeks back...

And I can't find my golf clubs...

Well shit.

[–]kindaskinnydude 1 point2 points ago

this reminded me of that episode of regular show with the unicorn bros

[–]dioxy186 1 point2 points ago

University of Arkansas.

[–]stevo42 1 point2 points ago

Nah, couldn't be

[–]whininghippoPC 0 points1 point ago

Sorry dude, I'm stuck in Kansas. :P

[–]splanket 2 points3 points ago

I tipped a pizza delivery guy with a nug once. Also invited him to the sesh but he declined due to work and all.

[–]skepticlore 7 points8 points ago

Yea me too, I get all paranoid and spray myself and wash up a bit. When sober I realize they probably don't care and have seen stoners before.

[–]5512 12 points13 points ago

Not to mention there's gotta be a pizza guy out there who's high on the job.

[–]GreensAhoyy420 21 points22 points ago

I'm a pizza guy, and I'm always high on the job. Have an uptoke.

[–]Milkybongrips420 7 points8 points ago

Me too brotha. Also conveniently make serves at work. It works well.

[–]felixar90 5 points6 points ago

Pizza-guyyyy
(Say it like it's a superhero name)

[–]5512 0 points1 point ago

Why, thank you. An uptoke for you too...I like how your comment has more than mine does...but not really lol :P

[–]IAmPud 10 points11 points ago

From my experience from being a driver, everyone involved in the pizza process is stoned.

[–]SnoozeDude 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I feel like quite a bit of pizza guys are blazed while on duty. I lived in a college town in California and there were a quite a few instances of giving the tip in form of a bowl or two

[–]mookie-blaylock 4 points5 points ago

i get these feels pretty much right after im done ordering the pizza over the phone because i feel like when they are like "that really stoned guy called again. he tips great. who wants him?" and then the delivery guy shows up and knows im high and expects an above average tip. the pressure is to much. [7]

[–]stonedagain420 2 points3 points ago

After I get off the phone im like "the fuck did I just do??"

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

This is why I order online.

[–]stonedagain420 1 point2 points ago

This guy(: ^

[–]ZdeathFROMaboveZ 1 point2 points ago

maybe your one of those ents that doesnt like to be high outside of his/her comfort zone IE in public? I get that somtimes, but somtimes its kinda fun to try and act normal

[–]kara777 63 points64 points ago

Snoop lion? Is that you?

[–]MrPeterWiggin 10 points11 points ago

Slick as fuck, that's who.

[–]nwsreddit 6 points7 points ago

Somebody give that dog a mic. I have a feeling he's about to bust like a bubble.

[–]ExtremistChristian 3 points4 points ago

BUt hide the weed first. Or we'll all get in trouble!

[–]MrMagpie93 4 points5 points ago

Slick ass fuck...

I apologize

[–]Raging_bull_54 24 points25 points ago

I would be willing to relocate, find a pizza delivery job at your favorite pizza place and be your own personal driver as long as you always answered the door like this.

[–]Crim91 4 points5 points ago

Imagine how hard the pizza guy would trip if he was high and saw that when the door opened.

[–]PimpMasterFlex 24 points25 points ago

I once ordered pizza at an [8] and when they asked me pickup or delivery i responded with "pepperoni pizza please"

[–]lolsai 13 points14 points ago

Favorite one that I've heard was "Can I get a large medium cheese pizza?"

I haven't seen a [10] guy post in a long time, though. Guess memes just die.

[–]jberg93 3 points4 points ago

Or the rules prohibit them.

[–]lolsai 4 points5 points ago

oh. fine w/ me

[–]PapauNewGuinea 1 point2 points ago

reddit.com/r/trees+see

[–]PapauNewGuinea 1 point2 points ago

/r/trees+see

Pretty much/r/trees before they banish-ed memes.

[–]ExtremistChristian 1 point2 points ago

wait... wut

[–]I_Submit_ThisPΔX 9 points10 points ago

i'm going to need a beeger box.

[–]enterharry 6 points7 points ago

Is this a repost or am I just really fucking high [9]?

[–]White_Luigi 3 points4 points ago

Nah, I think I saw this with the exact same title a few days ago. Whatever, it's stillfucking funny. [7]

[–]enterharry 4 points5 points ago

thanks man. At least somebody else agrees with me! Or maybe we're both fucked up in the head <3

[–]swineslaughter 6 points7 points ago

Yes, this is dog.

[–]primiR 3 points4 points ago

I imagine him sounding like Brian from family guy.

[–]decretus 2 points3 points ago

I always imagine him having like a stoned Gilbert Gottfried voice :) [7]

[–]schwelvis 3 points4 points ago

considering the pizza guy is at a [9] . . .

[–]ZombieCupCakex22 4 points5 points ago

''Yes, who is it? Oh, it's you...yes, yes ...come in, come in.''

[–]DucksNuts 2 points3 points ago

Well it was funny the first 8 times I've seen this on here...

[–]ratajewie 3 points4 points ago

I was with my friends and we ordered a pizza in the middle of a smoke session. 30 minutes later, and we're still going, the guy gets here. My friend and I walk up to the door, and I open it with the dumbest smile on my face. She has sunglasses on so the guy won't know, and I'm standing there half giggling and half staring at the guy. We get the pizza, walk away, and realize she was holding a lighter in her hand the whole time. Subtle.

[–]MyNameIsHunter 1 point2 points ago

It'd be better if it was taco bell delivery. Dude. Chihuahua.

[–]SlyIntentions 4 points5 points ago

Can we get some kind of meme out of this. haha its golden.

[–]Gumdr0p 1 point2 points ago

Last time I opened the door for a pizza guy he became my new dealer for a while. True story.

[–]Prsck 1 point2 points ago

"Are you alone? ...okay, come in."

[–]NoctGent 1 point2 points ago

There is nothing more strangely entertaining than delivering pizza on 4/20 and watching as some people try to hide the fact that they are blazing, and then theres that one guy who comes out with a join in his mouth in nothing but his underwear and a wad of cash

[–]AllTheIrony 1 point2 points ago

its so impressive that dogs can learn to type

[–]sertman 1 point2 points ago

man i was high for two straight years delivering pizzas :D

[–]BlackQuilt 1 point2 points ago

As a pizza dude, I can confirm this is how stoned folks answer the door. I always give them a big grin when the wall of stank hits me. You don't need be paranoid at all. I almost never go a whole night shift without smelling green, it's an extremely common occurrence. (Granted I'm in a mainly college town)

[–]Unlimited_Chuckles 1 point2 points ago

what is the exact type of dog in the pic.. i want one oh god

[–]turtl3-tastic 1 point2 points ago

Lost it at a [7]

[–]bleachqueen 1 point2 points ago

This is the best photo of the internet

[–]adeadcurrent 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure pizza delivery people have made my day so much better many times. I always tip them nicely, especially since it's been so hot lately. dang.

[–]ZioTron 1 point2 points ago

Dman man!! I used to be a pizza guy!! so many Ents out there...

[–]doom_particles 1 point2 points ago

open the door! we like cash tips.... but we love bong hits.

[–]BrasaMaan 1 point2 points ago

PIZZA DUDE

[–]Saronite 1 point2 points ago

Made me think of this. [4] http://imgur.com/HcYYg

[–]itsjustmitch 1 point2 points ago

Have uptokes for that is how i am aswell

[–]fp737s 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this will definitely not become a meme.

[–]MentalAdventure 0 points1 point ago

This is genuinely fucking hilarious. I can picture you standing back there holding the dog up.

[–]p00pyfacetomatonose 0 points1 point ago

This picture is so fucking funny, I can't get over it.

[–]PassivePandas 0 points1 point ago

MY SISTER HAS A CHIHUAHUA, I'M TOTALLY GOING TO DO THIS.

[–]MulanMan 0 points1 point ago

This literally made me laugh out loud

[–]StuffedHobbes 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I love that pic. Well played sir

[–]MormonJ3sus 0 points1 point ago

Fucking lost it at a solid [6]

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