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[–]TOUGH_LOVE_GAL 20 points21 points ago

Clearly uninvited physical contact. She was in her rights.

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

I saw this happen at the preschool I work at today, only it was a 1 year old little boy who is small for his age vs. a 2 year old little boy who is huge for his age. The altercation ended in tears, but it was kind of hilarious at the same time.

[–]KingGorilla 2 points3 points ago

No means no!

[–]brocksrocks 5 points6 points ago

I see him sitting on a therapist's sofa in 20 years wondering why he's so afraid to approach women.

[–]ruff0214 3 points4 points ago

This is Ben roethelisberger as a child

[–]lost_strider 1 point2 points ago

And on that day a new super villain was born.

[–]kriegler 0 points1 point ago

Good on her.

[–]jlc1 1 point2 points ago

Get up! Dust off! Try Again!

[–]MrTorres 0 points1 point ago

This is how restraining orders happen.

[–]willstone 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't get any easier kid.

[–]xosfear 1 point2 points ago

That's what my girlfriend does every time i come home from the pub after a long night of drinking.

[–]Tautriadelta420 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda named this "Life."

[–]Baal-Zaphon 1 point2 points ago

In her defense he did come on too strong.

[–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

Poor kid just wanted to give her a hug :'(

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

This, this is why I don't go to clubs anymore.

[–]OctopusGasm 0 points1 point ago

She is within her rights!

[–]GustavGans -4 points-3 points ago

He should sue her for domestic violence.

[–]thatguysammo -4 points-3 points ago

adorablemeter is off the charts

[–]FatHipster92 0 points1 point ago

[–]7FoldSamurai -1 points0 points ago

They put him on the sex offenders list for it too, poor kid.

[–]Solarnynja -1 points0 points ago

And now he's gay.

[–]Destro9799 -3 points-2 points ago

What a stiff-arm.

[–]Djandyt -5 points-4 points ago

that boy clearly has no father figure. even a simple father would have taught him to lead with his hips, not his face.