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[–]Rab_Legend 4 points5 points ago

Terrible novelty... Oh so terrible

[–]MrR0boto 3 points4 points ago

Seen this about 12 times in my 11 month Reddit life.

[–]Lefty07 3 points4 points ago

[–]sbudbud 5 points6 points ago

Trap card activated

[–]Wholesaletrash 3 points4 points ago

Even men?

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 5 points6 points ago

Yes and receive all the STD's. Your wife wins.

[–]aggression97 3 points4 points ago

Well I hope you didn't say it like this guy did. That would win you a night on the couch and your hand.

[–]podowd 0 points1 point ago

Please do not refer to Gary Oldman as this guy

[–]Cmaffeo3 0 points1 point ago

Since this is an exact repost (title and gif), I wonder if I post the exact top comment from before, will it reach the top again? Worth a shot...

"Well, I didn't expect that at all"

[–]saltyfood -1 points0 points ago

Hello there! This image has been reposted 20+ times! Here's the link to clarify! Good day!

[–]upvotetherepost[S] 1 point2 points ago

I love how completely clueless you are salty. Please never change.

[–]saltyfood -2 points-1 points ago

Noted.

[–]BaconTerminator 0 points1 point ago

You can't repost with the same title.

REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTTTT!!!!!!

[–]upvotetherepost[S] -1 points0 points ago

But I did and yet the world still turns.....

[–]erectified 0 points1 point ago

I uhh.. I didn't understand what he said in the gif..

[–]Nebride 0 points1 point ago

"Everyone".

[–]Mosquare -1 points0 points ago

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

What's this from?

[–]webzter 2 points3 points ago

[–]ThePhenix 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]DivyDee 0 points1 point ago

Why would she ask that, and why would you answer? I don't understand other people's relationships.

[–]jpsclaf 0 points1 point ago

i dont care if its a repost, still great..

[–]rammalammadingdong 0 points1 point ago

REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSST

[–]upvotetherepost[S] -1 points0 points ago

Not too bright, are you. It's OK, you're safe here.

[–]rammalammadingdong -5 points-4 points ago

Why are you trying to destroy the internet?

[–]upvotetherepost[S] -1 points0 points ago

These words you use, I don't think you know what they mean.

[–]rammalammadingdong -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, I browse /r/new for new stuff.

[–]M1A1TOMMY 0 points1 point ago

It's cool bro, all first timers get confused from that title

[–]upvotetherepost[S] 0 points1 point ago

You need to re-think your life's ambitions, you're better than this ding dong

[–]rammalammadingdong -1 points0 points ago

as are you!

[–]upvotetherepost[S] 1 point2 points ago

I know that you think that I know that I am....touche'

[–]rushadee 1 point2 points ago

I like how it seems he's jacking off towards the end. Like yelling everyone wasn't enough, he has to fap to the thought of everyone