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[–]bleakabasement 475 points476 points ago

This image is like a girl's progressive reaction to buttsex. Left to right.

http://i.imgur.com/IPc9E.jpg

[–]tanner4105 207 points208 points ago

It reminds me of Animorphs http://i.imgur.com/8Rplz.jpg

[–]luvs_T0_spooge 26 points27 points ago

animorphs were the shit. I had all but completely forgotten that this existed and I read most of them.

[–]yxing 14 points15 points ago

You should know that K. A. Applegate did an AMA a while back wherein it was revealed that she is cool as shit.

[–]lokiangel 3 points4 points ago

False statement... It was revealed the she is cool as shit when she wrote Animorphs and Remnants.

[–]Red_AtNight 1 point2 points ago

A friend of mine bought a boxed collection of them on eBay in Sophomore year. Got a good price on them too.

We circulated the books among those of us who read them as children, consensus was that any quality we placed in them was childhood nostalgia.

And lest you chide me for holding YA fiction up to adult standards, I would say that The Hobbit and the Harry Potter novels are YA books that are still well-written enough to be enjoyed by adults.

[–]WhyWouldISayThat 79 points80 points ago

Which reminds me of this http://i.imgur.com/zkwrv.jpg

[–]stuckonusername 16 points17 points ago

/r/imgoingtohellforlaughingatthis

[–]ForceOgravity 7 points8 points ago

why is this not a real sub

[–]Randy334 5 points6 points ago

He linked you the shitty one, this is the one thats actually used.

http://www.reddit.com/r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]ForceOgravity 1 point2 points ago

ya, i was surprised it was so dead, thanks

[–]evoken1 10 points11 points ago

[–]ForceOgravity 2 points3 points ago

YES!

[–]abledanger 7 points8 points ago

Oh, the twist in that book was awesome. I think it's on page number firetruck.

[–]Man-pants 2 points3 points ago

Hah you made me chuckle until my cheeks hurt with that one, thank you!

[–]JaredOwnsU -1 points0 points ago

After playing To The Moon, Animorphs are never the same...

[–]TheJulie 50 points51 points ago

Somehow, I overlooked your link, and thought you were referring to the submission link. And it still kind of worked.

[–]bmiller5555 4 points5 points ago

Girl in the middle is reacting to the book squeeze

[–]xmashatstand 56 points57 points ago

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

[–]191trout 12 points13 points ago

I feel like this also works with the one right after it. http://i.imgur.com/pu2zX.jpg

[–]esoteric416 11 points12 points ago

Sweatpants.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 1 point2 points ago

Just dgaf

[–]pretzelzetzel 0 points1 point ago

Canada.

[–]hendreez 0 points1 point ago

Just channeling their inner Costanza.

[–]krispwnsu 7 points8 points ago

The last girl is starting to like it.

[–]likethemonkey 4 points5 points ago

Exactly.

[–]pwnjuice2 1 point2 points ago

and she's making eye contact ;]]

[–]telchii 10 points11 points ago

I dunno... I think this one's a bit better...

[–]jyoon86 6 points7 points ago

That guy at the end is definitely feeling her boobs.

[–]skelecopters 16 points17 points ago

I successfully wacked off to this.

[–]CrowKaneII 9 points10 points ago

Uhm... Thank you...?

[–]chaim-the-eez 0 points1 point ago

Macaulay Culkin?

[–]Armless_Dan 1 point2 points ago

Completely different story, from right to left.

[–]Trojan05 1 point2 points ago

Second from the left kinda looks like Gollum

[–]hobaggg 2 points3 points ago

None of them look overly hot, but the sum of the parts gives me a whole boner.

[–]GexGecko 130 points131 points ago

[–]Squid_Lips 16 points17 points ago

That, uhh, guy in the back looks a bit like Filch.

[–]doyouknowwatiamsayin 3 points4 points ago

Now it looks like they're at some weird rave.

[–]kittycatpandapuppy 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop laughing at that one.

[–]Mazuna 0 points1 point ago

Hey it's Johnny Vegas.

[–]LovelandOhio 0 points1 point ago

Thx, I just pulled a muscle in my rib cage! All for a good cause.

[–]2jnc5 0 points1 point ago

all my reddits are belong to you good sir edit: ive been laughing for 5 minutes now

[–]jofandajof 107 points108 points ago

Daughter's totally copping a feel...

[–]Caelcryos 20 points21 points ago

That's what haunted houses are for.

[–]nomaddamon 22 points23 points ago

Came here to mention the kung fu grip on her titty.

[–]cesarkap 180 points181 points ago

Why couldn't you just comment on that thread like everyone else?

[–]CA719 117 points118 points ago

because Karma whore

[–]EyePad 36 points37 points ago

And it's front fuckin' page. Seriously?!?

[–]IrregardingGrammar 11 points12 points ago

No meaningless internet points for that. Well, not the more meaningful meaningless internet points for links.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

That's why I think comment karma is more valuable. So many reposts and gw posts can skew these numbers. Comment karma means you actually took the effort to think of something witty or knowledgeable

[–]heywhatsmells 2 points3 points ago

yeah, VALUABLE. The VALUE is much higher.

[–]IrregardingGrammar 3 points4 points ago

Karma is karma is karma is stupid.

[–]PHDummy 10 points11 points ago

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Made this comment yesterday. Got about 100 comment karma. This dude posts it in a link today, 3k upvotes. (I have 15 link karma total.)

[–]sephferguson 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/2yOyf.jpg

I just died in your arms tonight!

[–]Hill-Arias 2 points3 points ago

That was probably the most genuine laugh I've had all day, thank you!

[–]Kansas11 26 points27 points ago

where's the album? Reddit search sucks..

[–]Foul_Actually 7 points8 points ago

If you use chrome, type Reddit.com then hit space. It'll search the whole site for whatever you type after.

[–]crom_cruach 3 points4 points ago

tab*

[–]Foul_Actually 0 points1 point ago

Space works, I'm guessing it does the same thing?

[–]crom_cruach 1 point2 points ago

oh yeah, space works too. as long as the cursor is after the "m" in "com". my bad

[–]SittingDuckNZ 1 point2 points ago

Otherwise use <keywords> site:reddit.com for Google search

Like this

[–]Foul_Actually 0 points1 point ago

Yep that too, sometimes I assume everyone uses chrome

[–]Pandarararara 0 points1 point ago

It's not on Reddit, but Enjoy

[–]Marzipan86 -1 points0 points ago

That's actually a different album...

[–]Pandarararara 0 points1 point ago

I apoliogise, I have failed you. I will try harder next time.

[–]Marzipan86 0 points1 point ago

No, no, I'm happy it's a different album. More pictures=more funny.

[–]dinasoars 12 points13 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/h2oEU.jpg my favorite, looks like a wild pack of redditors

[–]your_penis 4 points5 points ago

dat neckbeard

[–]FastRedPonyCar 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHAH This is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw it. If I google search images for "redditor". I fully expect to see neck beard over on the right come up as a first result.

[–]MKorostoff 12 points13 points ago

[–]chibi_isa 5 points6 points ago

It looks like one of the girls is unbuckling her friend's shorts lol

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 5 points6 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]IinventedGoogle 20 points21 points ago

I put this as my wallpaper. Every time I get on my computer I laugh.

I sincerely hope the dad bought a bunch of copies of this picture and sent it out as their Christmas card.

[–]DaminDrexil 88 points89 points ago

[–]Always_be_awesome 24 points25 points ago

Thanks for helping look like a crazy person for how hard I just laughed at my phone.

[–]BaconChapstick 7 points8 points ago

It should be the Dad's head that goes by, only maybe photoshopped with red eyes to make him look more evil.

[–]AllMustSuffer 2 points3 points ago

NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMORE

[–]elementalrain -1 points0 points ago

OMG THAT ENHANCED IT

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 0 points1 point ago

Oh, shit. This made me laugh even more than the OP. Good choice with crucified Elmo.

[–]Billz2me 0 points1 point ago

too fucking fast, cant even see what it is flying by

[–]DaminDrexil 7 points8 points ago

[–]WhiZa 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for summing up my reddit experience today. This gif will be forever remembered as Sept 20, 2012

[–]IfoundJesus 8 points9 points ago

[–]areraswen 8 points9 points ago

My favorite was definitely http://i.imgur.com/iFzeS.jpg just a total HERP moment.

[–]Damiend 3 points4 points ago

Nice purse he got there.

[–]Mentalthunder 8 points9 points ago

You don't deserve so much Karma for reposting something from earlier in the day. Good job, way to use a fellow redditor to get you some upvotes.

[–]Terabyte47 4 points5 points ago

i really think this should be the next photo in /r/photoshopbattles

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 5 points6 points ago

[–]1985jack000 9 points10 points ago

I am intrigued at what is causing this reaction from so many people.

Edit: Apparently "The most notable part of the tour is when the visitors, walking in complete darkness (often holding on to each other) suddenly see a sign that reminds them that they are going to die. At this point their pictures are taken and sometimes posted on the Fear Factory's Flickr account."

I guess you have to be there.

[–]SuperCath41st 8 points9 points ago

Spoiler if anyone really wants to know ''the sign'' : It's a car driving right to your face with the lights on and it makes wind shortly after like if it drove past you

[–]judgezilla 2 points3 points ago

oh my god. I was at that one. the chainsaw was the best gag in the house

[–]CuriousCurator 1 point2 points ago

Is it an actual physical tangible car (or something that's supposed to look like it), or is it just a projected image of a car?

[–]jbj1290 0 points1 point ago

I think someone told me that theres a car and the lights suddenly flick on and start driving at you or something that simulates that. hence why its bright enough to see and people are scared as fuck and trying crouch out of the way

[–]accountP 0 points1 point ago

Been there... It's a car, suddenly turning it's headlights on, moving towards you making a lot of noise. It's not all that scary.

[–]bconcon 9 points10 points ago

Niagara Falls?

[–]anotheregomaniac 6 points7 points ago

Slowly, I turn....

[–]slinky22 2 points3 points ago

...step by step...

[–]Merlaak 3 points4 points ago

...inch by inch...

[–]mnewton108 4 points5 points ago

This one is my second favorite :) That girls face hahah

[–]F33A_Bonanza 6 points7 points ago

that girls arm!

[–]mnewton108 0 points1 point ago

hahah, that as well

[–]_peasey_ 1 point2 points ago

Cause this is thriller, thriller night...

[–]playblu 6 points7 points ago

[–]LittleRoxy 3 points4 points ago

can someone please post the link for the post? i can't find it anymore...of course

[–]apullin 3 points4 points ago

... so, are we going to just repost them all individually, as their own posts, day by day now? it's a post-content gold mine.

[–]kdm333 4 points5 points ago

This is my roommate... HAHAHAHAHA

[–]powerMETALtony 3 points4 points ago

lol. The longer you look at these the funnier they become.

[–]mountaincyclops 3 points4 points ago

She clearly has her mother's eyes.

[–]Cynical_Bastard_ 2 points3 points ago

What happened to bitching about reposts?

[–]mightyjake 2 points3 points ago

I've been looking for a woman with that size of mouth. For my penis.

[–]Eltotsira 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was the only one who became aroused by looking at this picture

[–]Raider873 2 points3 points ago

Dad looks so baked

[–]pingspike 3 points4 points ago

The leg up, dat o-face, the breast cup and of course dad "lol i farted"

A masterpiece.

[–]joshth1997 0 points1 point ago

Someone please faceswap this (the girl on the far right)

[–]XIIIm 2 points3 points ago

You mean left...

[–]TehJonno 4 points5 points ago

Maybe the person on the right is a Transgender old lady.

[–]darya521 0 points1 point ago

This was also my favorite. Hahaha!

[–]soggysecret 1 point2 points ago

"Look at my leg, my leg is amazing."

[–]TeamJim 1 point2 points ago

The best part is dad is just laughing his ass off.

[–]ilikechicken186 1 point2 points ago

Well, isn't that a nice picture for a Christmas card.

[–]Darkfire346 -2 points-1 points ago

"My dick in a box" then looks at the album

[–]Thatsprettygood 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty good.

[–]grinnage4 -1 points0 points ago

that was my favorite too!

[–]ilikebeer1497 1 point2 points ago

yeah, grind your mommy

[–]WhoTookPlasticJesus 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the dad's blind and is just laughing at the wails from his wife and daughter.

[–]masterbeishun 0 points1 point ago

I like how she is grabbing her moms breast.

[–]Manbox1080 0 points1 point ago

She has her morher's eyes.

[–]lemonstoned 0 points1 point ago

If I close my eyes, I can't be hurt!

[–]MytMowse 0 points1 point ago

They must of been showing them some images from r/wtf

[–]SneakyInSpanish 0 points1 point ago

zoinks scoob!

[–]thisjacketisNOTblack 0 points1 point ago

haha is that guys teeth falling out?

[–]Karma_King86 -1 points0 points ago

Mine too. It's like how in the world did that happen?

[–]Irish_lad 0 points1 point ago

This was mine also! Number 46! She is going for a boob touch on her mom :P

[–]ctd13 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god this was my favorite too, haha I laughed at it for like 5 minutes.

[–]mr_moby 0 points1 point ago

I'm liking the plaid pants!

[–]immahorst 1 point2 points ago

Post it in the original post. Sheesh...

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

Too funny, I copied the link for that one too, but I couldn't remember how to get the links to work on mobile, so I said fuck it. But yeah, that's the best of the bunch.

[–]CharacterZee 0 points1 point ago

Dad is about to NOPE the fuck out.

[–]atm21 -1 points0 points ago

Truly a masterpiece. Ignore the karma haters they are just mad you had a bright idea and shared

[–]broCOMPLEX -1 points0 points ago

Nice. Grab your mom's tit.

[–]zeitistjetzt 0 points1 point ago

looks like they did it on purpose because knew of camera

[–]AvalonX 0 points1 point ago

Jazz Dad.

[–]kmiller3401 0 points1 point ago

Damn that young girl is really groping the shit out of her mom

[–]PrimeTimeLimeCrime 0 points1 point ago

Meme that right now, for the good of the internet

[–]EnnoSpellsno 0 points1 point ago

I wish I knew what it was that they were screaming at.

[–]RepublicofTim 0 points1 point ago

All the pictures I've seen of this are in the same place in the house. What are they screaming at?

[–]krispyKRAKEN 1 point2 points ago

So you repost your favorite picture of an album that someone else posted yesterday and make it to the front page? Really... did this just happen?

You've been a redditor for over a year OP, I would have expected better.

[–]TheVictoryHat 0 points1 point ago

Those jeans are so tight, that has to be so uncomfortable

[–]floppydickmuncher -1 points0 points ago

Heres mine

[–]DrProv 0 points1 point ago

I always thought the faces the young girl in the Heavy Metal movie made as the floating orb approached her were unrealistic. This picture proved me wrong

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

someone needs to go through this like they dont give a fuck.

[–]MAHUMAN 0 points1 point ago

The dad is all like, "Oh, you silly!

[–]mydogisarhino 0 points1 point ago

Mine too...what is her leg doing?

[–]MisunderstoodPenguin 0 points1 point ago

2nd base, clever girl.

[–]mitchumm 0 points1 point ago

I once volunteered at a haunted house, it was the best job I've ever had.

[–]jpassera 0 points1 point ago

I'm so scared in going to grab my moms boob!

[–]weezermc78 0 points1 point ago

Daughter grabbing mom's breast.

What?

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

So okay where the fuck are these coming from?

[–]PimpyMcFinnigan 0 points1 point ago

Girls got some mouth on her.

[–]Combat_Cat -1 points0 points ago

I seriously shared this exact picture with friends because it was my favorite too hahaha

[–]Noobytoe 0 points1 point ago

This haunted house is in Niagara falls yeah?

[–]processofskindying 0 points1 point ago

I like how the dad got so scared he went dinosaur.

[–]MrFugums -1 points0 points ago

Man, it's a good thing you reminded everyone of that post, it was a good one. Thank you for being so considerate as to remind everyone of all the great memories of the thread that already happened.

[–]xcaitlinwcx 0 points1 point ago

Mine too :)

[–]BeatlesFREAK925 0 points1 point ago

so in response to how 'brave' the 'dad' is trying to look, I work at my local haunted mansion type thing every October. the best thing ever is scaring the shit out of those kinds of guys. but they'll never admit that they got scared. they all make the same 'woah-ho' noise then laugh. but deep down, I have filled them with fear.

[–]Youscurvydawg 0 points1 point ago

4Chan is the guy on the right. The other two are the rest of the world.

[–]glassbird10 0 points1 point ago

Thanks a lot. I have a cold. Snot ALL over my face.

[–]gmsone 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this.

[–]costabrava11 0 points1 point ago

the girl looks like the guy from the indiana jones just before his face melts off

[–]snowtires 0 points1 point ago

Pottery Barn's closing?!

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

WHAT WAS BEHIND THE CAMERA!!!!

[–]FoxyGrampa 1 point2 points ago

"ruh-roh Raggy!"

[–]citychamp1093 0 points1 point ago

haha daughter cupping moms breast..

[–]rimalus 0 points1 point ago

So, I've always wondered. In, these pictures, what are they looking at exactly?

[–]pedobear_run_kids -1 points0 points ago

She is definitely cupping her mom's tit

[–]juliejonna 0 points1 point ago

Mine too!!

[–]o0anon0o -5 points-4 points ago

Wait so something was posted 3 hours ago and you took one photo and asked for karma?

[–]ShawnBoo[S] 1 point2 points ago

What does this have to do with Karma? I saw a funny picture, and knowing half the people here don't have the desire to look at 80 pictures, I posted my favorite? What's with reddits hard-on for Karma??

[–]_Mattman_ -3 points-2 points ago

You should have posted it as a comment, not its own post.

[–]ShawnBoo[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh just look at you. Trying to set rules for other redditors. Get off it

[–]mikeSTWA -1 points0 points ago

It's funny how butt-hurt reposters/karma whores get when they're called out on their reposting/karma whoring.

[–]ginganija 1 point2 points ago

that's my roomate lol man this is so weird knowing someone that appears in these pics :P

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[–]ShawnBoo[S] 3 points4 points ago

because... no one gives a FUCK about karma... except you. You care about Karma

[–]j0phus 0 points1 point ago

Can you link to where you got this? I want to see the rest.