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[–]gn0xious 138 points139 points ago

how does one become a friend of facebook?

[–]GerManson[S] 209 points210 points ago

by having another friend with english as a second language

[–]albrano 34 points35 points ago

How does one just get a mustache?

[–]ViggioMortenstein 17 points18 points ago

This bothered me as well. It's as if it implies owner of said bat-stache went to the barber to have this done like in the old-timey days.

[–]Jess_than_three 2 points3 points ago

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[–]imkidding 5 points6 points ago

GIMME ALL YOUR MUSTACHES NOW!!!!

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

And beards?

[–]junoh 0 points1 point ago

[–]Stouts 0 points1 point ago

By 'mustache' not being modified by 'just got'.

His friend "just got this... style"

His friend "just got this... mustache style"

His friend "just got this batman mustache style"

.

English is not OPs native language, so he'd have an excuse to get it wrong (which he didn't) - what's yours? =/

[–]mangosmoothie 0 points1 point ago

No number for Jakucha.

[–]YouSaidADumbThing -3 points-2 points ago

It's almost as if he did the same thing that other guy did a month ago.

You goddamned fucking repeat karma whore dipshit.

[–]krnxjoanne1215 4 points5 points ago

When you have a batman mustache, you become facebook's friend.

[–]mendezarturo 0 points1 point ago

True Story

[–]technoleak 1 point2 points ago

More importantly, how does one get a hold of a batman? Let alone mustache style. I'll take a batman however I can get it, scrambled, sunny side up, whatever.

[–]AntiCamper 1 point2 points ago

That guy looks like a joke...r

[–]h989 0 points1 point ago

I'd get it, if the F and N key were close to each other...but sorry sir, I have no answer.

[–]Phil_Bond 1 point2 points ago

He's the friend facebook deserves, but not the friend it needs right now.

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

Buy stock.

[–]stvndd 1 point2 points ago

(GASP...) BAT-STACHE!

[–]gilgamesh149 20 points21 points ago

I'm your huckleberry....

[–]oooWooo 5 points6 points ago

You're no Daisy.

[–]funnynickname 1 point2 points ago

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

[–]Horshack 4 points5 points ago

Dammit.... Here's your upvote

[–]ScrumRuck 19 points20 points ago

Looks like....BATMANUEL!

[–]Zammin 2 points3 points ago

He saved a trolley full of supermodels; in fact, he saved them three times in one night (if you get my meaning).

[–]Circuitfire 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps you're hear of him

[–]mortiphago 0 points1 point ago

guy's got nothing on Juan Carlos Batman

[–]couldntcantbe 14 points15 points ago

As a straight man. I'd give him a kiss.

[–]Guido_Cavalcante 10 points11 points ago

It's not the kiss he needs right now, but it's the one he deserves.

[–]Wombatsnack 24 points25 points ago

This Fall... A Trend is Born.

[–]Booyakashaw 36 points37 points ago

[–]gimmie20dollars 60 points61 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Cbvdh.gif

Oh you think you can do it better than OP?

[–]crazedcanuck 2 points3 points ago

Know what this is from? I find it hilarious.

[–]theXarf 0 points1 point ago

It's Kerry Katona being interviewed, if I'm not mistaken. Quite possibly the same interview where she appeared to be word-slurringly drunk.

[–]gwillyn 0 points1 point ago

That gesture makes my fist itch.

If anyone does that at me, ironically or not, I will not be responsible for my actions.

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[–]FOOGEE 26 points27 points ago

I think OP's is cleaner looking and delightfully subtle. I can see OP's looking good outside the context of Batman, but not this one

[–]Azkaland 17 points18 points ago

Please don't let my boyfriend see this. -_-

[–]Deklaration 42 points43 points ago

I once ate a dog

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 47 points48 points ago

newfags cant tri-beard

[–]DrunkLohan 24 points25 points ago

If you look real close, you can tell this photo is fake.

[–]AnGrandHero 13 points14 points ago

[–]mynameisjona 5 points6 points ago

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

If you look even closer, you can burn out your retinas.

[–]load__more__comments 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm confused.

[–]lomonikon 15 points16 points ago

not the moustache your face needs right now, but the one it deserves

[–]toxinogen 5 points6 points ago

That is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I ever seen.

[–]YuckFooo 12 points13 points ago

Is your friend Johnny Depp?

[–]coreydixon2012 2 points3 points ago

I think he has Depp lips. Tell your friend of facebook he has Depp lips!

[–]ProjectStormy 3 points4 points ago

Came here to say/ask this. Now I just want this to be seen. First thing I thought was Mr. Depp?

[–]ricohsuave 2 points3 points ago

Yep, I thought that too. Is it just the underlip hair?

[–]dbaehr15 4 points5 points ago

I read "batman mustache style" in my head with PSY's voice from the song "gangnam style"

[–]SpacedicksTheMovie 3 points4 points ago

RL Batmanuel

[–]Holos620 1 point2 points ago

It's simple. We kill the mustache.

[–]Wodashit 2 points3 points ago

That's a Batstache!

[–]dingobaby27 2 points3 points ago

dat mole.

[–]indianofthegroup 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it would be a bitch to shave around.

[–]Omegatron64 2 points3 points ago

Or maybe mustache, batman style? :o

[–]daddeh_long_legs 2 points3 points ago

A facebook friend just got his mustache---batman style

FTFY

[–]Nivlac024 2 points3 points ago

that is will wheaton

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

Really? I was going to say I'm getting a Wil Wheaton vibe but couldn't place it.

The fact that just his lips are enough to let me know it's him... I don't know how to feel about that.

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

i have no proof it just looked like him LOL yeah I don't know how I feel about it either

[–]changealifetoday 2 points3 points ago

Did he also get laid?

[–]junoh 0 points1 point ago

clearly.

[–]Pank0 1 point2 points ago

haha, i know that guy, fb friend as well. Are you from Mexico perhaps?

[–]mendezarturo 0 points1 point ago

Hey! whats up! :D

[–]Pank0 1 point2 points ago

hahahaha can't believe you are a redditor..i've always seen your pictures on my newsfeed and tought they were cool!! awesome 'stache !

[–]mendezarturo 0 points1 point ago

Thank you buddy!!! :D Im just have the reddit account, but im not very active. :P u know, this is not the mustache what we need... LOL.

[–]capt_ishmael 1 point2 points ago

How in the world do people shape their facial hair like that? I try to use my razor to keep my beard ending in a straight line and I can't get the line right. Are there special artisans razors?

[–]CussCuss 0 points1 point ago

you can get special trimmers, they are very thin

[–]Derekdezz 0 points1 point ago

Wow an actual beard style i might be able to grow

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

He just recently understood the "Batman mustache" style. I don't like this title much, however that is tip top facial hair.

[–]FOOGEE 0 points1 point ago

I just got commenting elsewhere how this would make a great style even out of the context of Batman.

I want to rock this.

[–]alltwo147 0 points1 point ago

[–]Snakedance 1 point2 points ago

This is why I wish I could grow facial hair. Damn being female! >:C

[–]AbsurdHero 1 point2 points ago

If you can't grow your own moustache, you can have a ride on mine.

[–]bat_shaver 1 point2 points ago

I approve.

[–]slop_pocket 1 point2 points ago

sweet mole

[–]Pots_And_Pans 1 point2 points ago

If only the batman movies had been mustache style.

[–]zachisgreat 1 point2 points ago

Well. I don't think he is cool. Not very cool at all.

[–]BatmanOnARaptor 1 point2 points ago

Jealous.

[–]Draykuss 1 point2 points ago

...Frank Zappa??

[–]stoney_titan 0 points1 point ago

The mole is the bat signal in the background.

[–]selbon 1 point2 points ago

Vote for Pedro!

[–]aaa56434 0 points1 point ago

[–]sunny_person 1 point2 points ago

his lips look sexy...

[–]mendezarturo 0 points1 point ago

Thank u

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

As neat as that is, he may want to avoid driving around elementary schools for a while.

[–]zennifer 1 point2 points ago

Quite a sexy 'stache!

[–]ninjivitis 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly I wish I could grow a soul patch.

[–]towyatt 0 points1 point ago

This is the only acceptable soul patch. The only.

[–]Piscesgurlie4 1 point2 points ago

That's kind of sexy.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

Please don't become a thing...

[–]McKrakahonkey -1 points0 points ago

It needs something though.....AH, twirl the ends. Then you would have and epically epic stache of epicness.

[–]sizzletron 0 points1 point ago

Woooooow. Wowee. Zowee. I'm gonna faint. You don't say.

[–]kerdon 1 point2 points ago

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batstaaaaaache!

[–]MetalManic 0 points1 point ago

Bat logo aside, this a pretty bad ass style. It's a mix between classic Gothic and classic classy

[–]The_Literal_Jerk 0 points1 point ago

Where does one get one of these batman mustaches?

[–]markywater 0 points1 point ago

Douche-stache

[–]9460510 0 points1 point ago

not as bad as getting nike symbols for eyebrows. (no need for a link, we've all seen that ratchet mess)

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

he shaved it off immediately after, right? right?

[–]Horse_Guy 0 points1 point ago

There's no way i can grow that, let alone shave that good. Respek.

[–]rollonthefield 1 point2 points ago

It's the mustache gotham deserves.

[–]TrueMilli 1 point2 points ago

So do you know facebook personally?

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 0 points1 point ago

The goatee reminds me of Johnny Depp, I'm thinking Secret Window?

[–]TheBabyFacedKiller 1 point2 points ago

...Why haven't I done this yet...

[–]Akinm 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh! I need to try this.

[–]darkni1 1 point2 points ago

[–]classyassporn 0 points1 point ago

i hope he keeps it for less than one full day. any more would be getting into "you should kill yourself for that stupid fucking mustache" territory. a day for novelty is fine, though.

[–]Darkthrow 0 points1 point ago

BatStache

[–]GLaDOSpotato 0 points1 point ago

Quick! To the Stachemobile!

[–]salmonbonanza 1 point2 points ago

Oppa Batman Style!

[–]eadamsonlax 0 points1 point ago

this is all ive ever wanted in life..

[–]AutoRage 0 points1 point ago

That's tight

[–]MisunderstoodPenguin 0 points1 point ago

My need to grow facial hair better has never been so great.

[–]ZBQ10 -1 points0 points ago

No he didn't. You wanna know why? Because someone on my facebook just shared this same exact picture from the "Funny Meme's" facebook page.

[–]TwentySeventh 0 points1 point ago

Is that John Leguizamo?

[–]codecoder 1 point2 points ago

He's this guy: http://arturomendez.com, but no one believes him :)

[–]Bobbycoxtat 1 point2 points ago

Www.notshopped.com

[–]pandapied 0 points1 point ago

MMMMMOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

[–]Fantabulate 0 points1 point ago

DAE think it looks more like Tony Stark's mustache?

[–]another_world 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't aware of Batman sporting a mustache, it must be his new secret identity deal...

[–]TheOven 0 points1 point ago

Who wants a bat-symbol ride?

[–]KizzyKid 0 points1 point ago

I believe I've found my target for Movember

[–]xisforxray 1 point2 points ago

Movember is coming, to the shavemobile!

[–]TheAlmightyAtheismo 0 points1 point ago

Is this drawn? Looks like it, zoom in super close.

[–]vicklinz 0 points1 point ago

Filters. Filters everywhere

[–]theredditorhimself 0 points1 point ago

Batman must ache? You mean..his punishment must be more severe?

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he should be a sword fighter.

[–]DAFUQ_IS_DIS 0 points1 point ago

mole?

[–]gamligaur 0 points1 point ago

You should post this in /r/ladybonersgw

[–]ygrasmd 0 points1 point ago

Bat Bat-bat-bat Batman mustache style

/horse dance

[–]bstaplet 0 points1 point ago

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

I wondered how many ladies he's picked up from using his bat-stache.

[–]codecoder 1 point2 points ago

http://www.arturomendez.com/ this is the guy with the stache. Give him some love! (he's an old friend from my hometown, Ciudad Obregón, México).

[–]empossible 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Val Kilmer.

[–]WamZz 0 points1 point ago

That mouth reminds me of Johnny Depp

[–]rsdtriangle 0 points1 point ago

I'm torn between loving this guy and hating this guy.

[–]mendezarturo 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]aareyes12 1 point2 points ago

Liar.

[–]NakedScrub 0 points1 point ago

Who wants a The Batman ride???

[–]7joshy 0 points1 point ago

The Hero facial hair deserves.

[–]LookMaNoHands9822 -1 points0 points ago

The facial hair Gotham deserves

[–]404fucks 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm in love...

[–]WombatHerder -1 points0 points ago

My history teacher is having a "give-away" for whatever class maintains the highest test average may decide his mustache style for no shave November, I'm going to study.

[–]chuckles2013 0 points1 point ago

Not the mustache you deserve. The mustache you need.

[–]Hiof-Katnyp -4 points-3 points ago

[Obligatory Batmobile-Mustache Ride Comment]

[–]pepejknoutsin -4 points-3 points ago

How does on "get" a mustache? Did he buy it? Was it given to him? Was it presented to him as a reward for accomplishing some sort of quest?

[–]DYKTMM 4 points5 points ago

Some people (usually older males) can grow hair in a great number of places, including their face. The hair starts growing when a person reaches a point in their life called "puberty". Don't worry, you'll get there one day.

[–]pepejknoutsin 1 point2 points ago

Man... all I have is this bag of pubes this kid sold me....

[–]DYKTMM 1 point2 points ago

Eat a few for good luck!