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[–]up_the_brackett 57 points58 points ago

Pizza the hut...

[–]Koolman19 13 points14 points ago

Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.

[–]Cincylogic 12 points13 points ago

That's Barf!

[–]Koolman19 5 points6 points ago

Barf, Puke... Whatever!

[–]benama 6 points7 points ago

Where's my money?

[–]Koolman19 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry Pizza, You'll have it by next week. :/

[–]principessa1180 2 points3 points ago

I got to have the money by tomorrow.

[–]rattlemebones 2 points3 points ago

A hundred thousand spacebucks, by tomor-raw!?

[–]benama 7 points8 points ago

"Pizza the Cat was rendered locked in his space shuttle and ATE himself to DEATH. Next up, Rocky five....thousand!"

[–]deadlysoldier 12 points13 points ago

Correction: Pizza The Hut's pet.

[–]vaginamongerer 4 points5 points ago

holy shit i just got the pizza hut reference

[–]Cincylogic 6 points7 points ago

I came here because to see if it was referenced. It is all I could think of looking at that pic.

[–]nvernon123[S] 181 points182 points ago

oh my god there are TWO!! http://i.imgur.com/6ATjG.jpg

[–]brookllyn 74 points75 points ago

I own this shirt. I didn't realize it was karma worthy..

[–]Goldennarwhale 87 points88 points ago

I ALSO OWN THIS SHIRT. WHAT'S UP SHIRT BUDDY.

[–]MisterSquirrel 36 points37 points ago

We should start our own gang

[–]IndieGamerRid 65 points66 points ago

Tunnel Snakes RULE.

[–]BaconCanada 16 points17 points ago

We're the TUNNEL SNAKES.

[–]UnblestMuffin 4 points5 points ago

TUNNEL SNAKES FOREVER!

[–]ThunderStallion 7 points8 points ago

Where may I acquire such a glorious shirt?

[–]amputeenager 8 points9 points ago

and then there were three.

[–]JPugzz 9 points10 points ago

[–]rainmanj9 2 points3 points ago

holy

[–]Goldennarwhale 3 points4 points ago

I got mine at zumiez.

[–]Goldennarwhale 3 points4 points ago

Fuck it let's start a subreddit.

[–]brkthru 11 points12 points ago

The herald of space pizza cat, on his majestic steed.

[–]Gerbil1320 16 points17 points ago

You could say these photos are purrfectly cheesy

I'll let myself out I'm sorry

[–]obliterationn 4 points5 points ago

I'll let myself out

Is said after most of puns, it's not funny anymore

[–]horsedeer 2 points3 points ago

He probably ate himself to death.

[–]basedmartyr 152 points153 points ago

WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH HIS SHIT?!

[–]RevEnFuego 62 points63 points ago

Aye! Downvoted fer' the plunderin' of his files wit ye eyeballs!

[–]skyman724 46 points47 points ago

EY YO NAVY! I FOUND ONE!

[–]DesertOTReal 25 points26 points ago

He's the worst type of bro.

[–]keep_on_churning 23 points24 points ago

Yeah, that's creepy as hell.

[–]IcedSquirrel 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, like you wouldn't do it? You would probably download gay porn and post it on his FB.

I know your kind.

[–]Wrxed 4 points5 points ago

My lack of anxieties about other people going through my shit is likely due to my not going through theirs. Apparently the opposite in your case.

[–]I_am_not_angry 47 points48 points ago

Admit it... you were looking for porn pictures when you found that

[–]eric-tile 8 points9 points ago

It looks to me like he succeeded.

[–]Novakaine 15 points16 points ago

Time to eat pussy.

[–]pokemaster123 14 points15 points ago

You probably just stole all the karma he was saving....

[–]poleethman 10 points11 points ago

Retirement karma.

[–]dagoff 41 points42 points ago

For some reason I was hoping for this.

[–]Anti_Craic 9 points10 points ago

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

[–]TheOldOak 5 points6 points ago

I still know the fan club oath. -_-

[–]Karp42 5 points6 points ago

dude.... pizza... cat... in space...

[–]skyman724 5 points6 points ago

I know, it gave me LSD too..........

[–]svtscottie 1 point2 points ago

[–]The_Beez 2 points3 points ago

Anyone remember the TV show Samurai Pizza Cats?

This guy does and he took it real serious.

[–]inertia186 2 points3 points ago

[–]tucsonled 2 points3 points ago

PIZZA THE HUT... CAT?

[–]BetterThanSpam 1 point2 points ago

I think you've brought this to the right place.

[–]Carn_Revan 0 points1 point ago

i have that shirt!

[–]PenisSizedNipples -1 points0 points ago

Yep, it's a pizza cat in space.

[–]king_llama 0 points1 point ago

Almost as good as Cyber Women Staring at corn!

[–]ThePhenix -1 points0 points ago

PIZZACAT

[–]4FukSake 0 points1 point ago

I need this to be a t-shirt.

[–]Dinewiz 0 points1 point ago

Found his porn stash? Any good?

[–]tell_me_when 1 point2 points ago

You sure are a Karma thief. Have an upvote.

[–]zeroshiftsl 0 points1 point ago

Tell him to make reddit a pizza cat wallpaper.

[–]VmanVince 1 point2 points ago

"A hundred thousand Spacebucks, by tomorrow!?"

[–]mcqueeb 0 points1 point ago

Your roommate is going to be so mad you stole his Reddit cheese

[–]sleepr 0 points1 point ago

Karma thief!

[–]magicmurph 0 points1 point ago

dovereaction.jpg

[–]tookasweeptotheleg 1 point2 points ago

Stop going through your "friend's" stuff.

[–]Bigcubfan 0 points1 point ago

Reddit does appreciate. Thank you or sharing.

[–]STEADy_TOKErX 0 points1 point ago

I would eat that cat.

[–]Siouxsie2011 0 points1 point ago

I like cats.

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

Is that the Orion nebula? M24?

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE -2 points-1 points ago

For a second I was worried I had accidentally wandered into spacedicks at work (my monitor is in full view of a lot of people. And no, no one cares because I spend most of my time waiting for something to do and this is understood.)

[–]kvte 0 points1 point ago

I really want some pizza now.

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

Meowperoni and cheese.

[–]No_Manners 0 points1 point ago

Man, these totally legit, not at all made-up back stories to how the photo was found are really getting ridiculous.

[–]rainator 0 points1 point ago

/r/trees has found its new mascot

[–]DCFan16 0 points1 point ago

your roommate wins all the internet points

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill -1 points0 points ago

I name all my files random things like that. so you fancy fags, do you?

[–]sprinkletoe 0 points1 point ago

My friend has that picture on his shirt!

[–]Bil28 0 points1 point ago

You robbed him of his karma mine.

[–]1337woody 0 points1 point ago

I really want pizza now

[–]Matt08642 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey that purple space.. thing is my phone's wallpaper!

[–]dalev3517 0 points1 point ago

Pizza land, huh?

[–]mermaid69lol 0 points1 point ago

It's from tumblr.

[–]Nebus 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I thought of was pizza the hut from space balls

[–]whitelightning77 0 points1 point ago

... I don't know what I was expecting when I opened this, but somehow I was surprised

[–]blankfield 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag friend borrows computer. Goes through every file instead of returning computer.

[–]Ice_Wrath 1 point2 points ago

Pizza the hutts cats.

[–]Indubitableness 1 point2 points ago

Stop rifling through their files and stop posting their files to the internet. They trusted you enough to let you use their computer unhindered, this is no way to return the respect they showed you in extending their trust.

[–]julian88888888 0 points1 point ago

For the record this has been my facebook profile picture for weeks.

[–]itwashambone 1 point2 points ago

I'm picturing his roommate coming home and seeing this on Reddit and losing it a la "my karma! All my karma! It took me years to track down the pizza cat. You've ruined me" Two weeks later: Ask Reddit: I just murdered my roommate for stealing a picture from my laptop, know any good lawyers?

[–]NelsonBig 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea why I expected anything else.

[–]Mhmmitsluke 0 points1 point ago

I expected a guy dressed up as a cat eating pizza

[–]fluffluff 0 points1 point ago

I never loan out my laptop for fear that someone may find my pizza cat pictures while snooping for porn.

[–]principal_blackman 1 point2 points ago

Put a cock in there and post in in spacedicks.

[–]kitty_o_shea 0 points1 point ago

That's disturbing. It looks like the cat's been flayed.

[–]worstenememe 0 points1 point ago

Went to save this picture only to realize the filename "pizzacat" already exists on my computer.

True story.

[–]idontcareaboutnames 1 point2 points ago

"oh boy I can't wait until my cakeday to get karma with this pizza space cat..... And it's gone"

[–]smkythefrignbear 0 points1 point ago

He was saving that for karma! Guess the cat's out of the bag now though.

[–]boxerej22 0 points1 point ago

I assume your stash is gone now

[–]amfraff1796 0 points1 point ago

For some reason i was expecting something different... I'm not too sure what though

[–]RissyQuicks 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this 1000000 times you fuck

[–]MrSm1lez 0 points1 point ago

I bet he lent that to you thinking 'Great once he's done with it, I can finally upload pizza cat and get tons of karma!'. Little does he know, when he gets it back he's going to make the post, and get downvoted for reposting.

[–]Sauroderpus 0 points1 point ago

I bet he was testing you to make sure you don't go through is stuff

[–]loveandotters 0 points1 point ago

I saw a man wearing a shirt with this on it! He was as cool as he looked :)

[–]dontheteaman 0 points1 point ago

Just came here to see if this is my PC. Nope.

[–]Jakecus 0 points1 point ago

scumbag op: borrows your laptop - tries to find your porn.

[–]skhell 0 points1 point ago

I think this would go in r/wtf, but thats just my opinion

[–]KosstAmojan 0 points1 point ago

How about not fucking going through his stuff?

[–]kimdealz 0 points1 point ago

Why are you going through your roommates files?

[–]MoneyMan_Jones 0 points1 point ago

Immediately reminded me of this.

[–]jandowland 0 points1 point ago

I posted this months ago. Wah.

[–]suburbanite 0 points1 point ago

Your roommate loaned you his laptop...and you stole his damn Karma?

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

Does this picture shake up and down when viewed with hoverzoom for anyone else?

[–]pizzatime 0 points1 point ago

Meow

[–]redfrojoe 0 points1 point ago

You are the reason I never let my roommates borrow my computer.

[–]desull 0 points1 point ago

He was probably stashing that, only one day to be released for karma..and you just ruined it.

[–]Youreallpuffs 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted to step in and say that I have a cat called "Pizza cat", and I found her on the street, and I love her, and she's a cat.

[–]Adamthereddituser 0 points1 point ago

THAT IS A SHIRT

[–]escapist11 0 points1 point ago

WAT

[–]Stampsr 0 points1 point ago

I would hope that if I let my friend borrow my laptop for a week, he would open all my files as you have. That would make me happy that I trusted him.

[–]MisanLycanThrope 1 point2 points ago

I can only imagine him saving that picture for his cake day and then sobbing to himself as you steal his karma.

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

Oh Man I hope this is not some viral marketing for the shirt because dammit, it worked.

I AM THROWING HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS AT THE SCREEN BUT IT IS NOT WORKING BECAUSE I THINK I NEED TO USE MY CREDIT CARD AND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT HOW RETAIL TRANSACTIONS WORK IRL.

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME SEND SHIRT IN XXL

[–]AznSensation93 1 point2 points ago

Pizza the hut cat mode?

[–]drdiemz 0 points1 point ago

i have a pizza cat shirt! so cool!

[–]xmonalisax 0 points1 point ago

Before I clicked on the picture I thought about what it would look like, and I was absolutely right! Lol ,Upvotes, Upvotes for everyone!!!

[–]General__Specific 1 point2 points ago

THIS is what I expected from /r/spacedicks for some reason.

[–]minerlj 1 point2 points ago

Are they samurai as well?

[–]xPye 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me a lot of the spacedicks banner.

EDIT: not that I would know.

[–]unbalanced_checkbook 0 points1 point ago

It's... it's so beautiful...

[–]xXMAjoRsONXx 0 points1 point ago

your stealing his reddit material for his karma. You better give his karma buddy.

[–]ixAp0c 0 points1 point ago

Your room mate smokes pot.

[–]OhTheSweetTea 1 point2 points ago

This is lovely.

edit: Just realized other people have found the shirt! Still, selfpic.

[–]mjohnson12you 0 points1 point ago

boo

[–]swishy22 0 points1 point ago

I'm too stoned for this

[–]climb_like_a_girl 1 point2 points ago

He was probably saving that for a cake day haha

[–]yodamuppet 0 points1 point ago

I set this as my iPhone wallpaper before I even started reading comments.

[–]NovaAurora 0 points1 point ago

I proudly own this shirt as well.

[–]lanceicarus 0 points1 point ago

Pizza cat delivered.

[–]BobTheSpy 0 points1 point ago

Have you found his porn yet?

[–]CupcakeNommer12 0 points1 point ago

Can I just say I love you? Most idiots would post this to r/WTF, so, uh...I love you.

[–]slightlymadd 0 points1 point ago

I really don't know what I expected...

[–]MisterPeach 0 points1 point ago

The cheese where the slice is getting taken out of the pizza on the right looks like a paw.

[–]headbus 1 point2 points ago

Borrows roomates laptop, steals his pictures for karma.

[–]djamzdaddy 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell are you going through his files? He was nice enough to lend you his laptop and you go and betray his trust. Not cool dude.

[–]Rush21 0 points1 point ago

My friend was wearing this today

[–]yf7jg1dp 0 points1 point ago

That pussy looks tasty.

[–]Downstroyer 0 points1 point ago

Why are you searching your room mates computer for porn?

That's low.

[–]flymeawaygod 0 points1 point ago

Hm, is it wrong the first thing I thought was, "looks delicious"?

[–]ItsOfficial 1 point2 points ago

It is Pizza The Hut's cat!!

[–]enimem 0 points1 point ago

This has been my facebook picture for like a year

[–]CanadianJ 0 points1 point ago

What other files are on there that we all seen already?

[–]TheyCallMeCactus 0 points1 point ago

Not disappointed.

[–]JJX119 0 points1 point ago

Bad Luck Roommate:

Spends weeks making cat space pizza picture

Friend steals all the karma

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

this is appealing on so many levels

[–]chaingunXD 1 point2 points ago

If pizza the hut had a cat.

[–]melatoninkickingin 1 point2 points ago

Good guy room mate lends you his laptop, you look through his files.

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Wait.....wait....I saw this on a friends facebook the other day. Are you telling me things exist before Reddit? I opened the comments expecting the repost police to be all over OP.

[–]Godloseslaw 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted for not using the word 'loaned'.

[–]TehScrumpy 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]FuckYeaALright 0 points1 point ago

Now we can eat the cats face

[–]IamFreid 1 point2 points ago

OP was actually looking for room mates pron stash

[–]walsh303 0 points1 point ago

That's what they eat in China.

[–]RandomJPEG 0 points1 point ago

Pepperoni monocle. CANNOT UNSEE ಠ_ಠ

[–]Take42 0 points1 point ago

I'm just gonna go ahead and link /r/starcat

[–]sentient8 1 point2 points ago

He was saving that for his cakeday you douche!

[–]Ohitsthatguyagain 0 points1 point ago

Put it on r/trees, they'd love this shit

[–]TexasThrowDown 0 points1 point ago

violating the unwritten agreement of "I lend you my laptop, you don't go through my files that could/could not have massive amounts of hardcore pornography"

I'm ashamed of you.

[–]ryanknapper 0 points1 point ago

Those pizza-cats look like they're about to tell girls that they only care about their inner beauty.

[–]NOWputTWOin 0 points1 point ago

seriously, why would you go through his shit? he does you a favor by letting you borrow his laptop, and you decide "guess im just gonna see what these files are"

you're classy

[–]Maharog -1 points0 points ago

[–]fortytwotrees 0 points1 point ago

so he lent you his laptop and you're looking through his files?

what a great roommate! have an upvote for promoting FRIENDSHIP.

[–]shoemanchew 1 point2 points ago

He was saving that for his cakeday!

[–]MissSillyPants 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/3sacz.jpg can't remember where I got this, found it in my gallery. Perfect occasion

[–]laserlimbs 0 points1 point ago

its beautiful..

[–]becauseiamacat 0 points1 point ago

Makes it all the more convenient to eat

[–]nitzaEscobedo 0 points1 point ago

hahahahahahhaha what the fuck s wrong with youre roommate???

[–]nomdeanon 0 points1 point ago

Digging through the roommate's laptop eh?

[–]strtrknaxdunivrs 0 points1 point ago

And now his cakeday is ruined.

[–]anteko 0 points1 point ago

Was not disappointed.

[–]dcknight93 0 points1 point ago

Pizza Cat in Space is going to be the name of my March Madness bracket entry next year.

[–]BlazedAndConfused 1 point2 points ago

Can we give him a sword so he can be a samurai pizza cat?!?

[–]North_star 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is this so funny?

[–]principessa1180 0 points1 point ago

Two slices please!

[–]kittymaridameowcy 1 point2 points ago

Why does everyone keep lending out laptops? Not sure if I'd like to borrow someone elses. Seeing a browsing history can change a relationship forever.

[–]WorshipThyBacon 0 points1 point ago

I'm hungry AND disturbed

[–]130n35s 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he ever parties with this arbiter of death

(warning: music)

[–]Infinitopolis 0 points1 point ago

My wife bought a shirt with the pic from Zumies at the mall...2 weeks ago. That and a shirt of a cat wearing ray-bans with lasers shooting out of the eyes.

[–]IzzyThePush 0 points1 point ago

welcome to the internet! Pizza Cat was made nearly 3 years ago today! Did you know there are other websites such as news, entertainment, and even sports! Check out some up-and-coming sites like cnn.com, espn.com, and youareanidiot.com

[–]benziz 0 points1 point ago

So brave.

[–]zublits 1 point2 points ago

[–]Celestieg 0 points1 point ago

We had this image on food drive posters all around our school last month-ish. Safe to say it got attention!

[–]plurwolf7 0 points1 point ago

YES! Thank you and your roomie so much :]

[–]aechols1 0 points1 point ago

I used this image as a chemistry lab cover last year..my professor loved it

[–]silverbackjack 0 points1 point ago

I wanna eat that cat more than I wanna eat most cats.

[–]SurfingLlama 0 points1 point ago

And you good sir just stole all his karma!

[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah of course, pizza cat in space. Hello again, repost from the plane of infinity.

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

This makes me think Reddit has a really immature sense of humor, and it makes me wonder why Redditors complain about 9Gag. And I already know your response will sound something like this.

[–]f_yo_couch 0 points1 point ago

Peppurroni.

[–]BDandC 0 points1 point ago

Your poor roommate has probably spent months making this beautiful photo perfect and reddit ready. Then you steal it and thus all his karma.