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[–]Jawski 15 points16 points ago

After reading this various times, I think that Robby will either have to watch homosexual intercourse or take part in homosexual intercourse... either way he does not seam to be to happy about it.

[–]zaery 5 points6 points ago

Allow me to translate:

I'm at the hospital and my grandfather is still sick. I have to watch him. Fucking A(hole), man! Tonight is going to suck!

[–]jdsamford 1 point2 points ago

And yet you still missed the comma. "Fuckin' A, man."

[–]zaery 1 point2 points ago

My brain was melting out through my ears at the end of that, please forgive me!

[–]jsager1982 26 points27 points ago

REPOST!!!!!

[–]whatwhywhy 5 points6 points ago

It's fake anyway

[–]_Mattman_ 27 points28 points ago

OP is a faggot

[–]LittleTortillaBoy7 8 points9 points ago

[–]szchm 4 points5 points ago

Oh no, the release mechanism is jammed! They seem to be detonating inside the plane!

[–]LittleTortillaBoy7 0 points1 point ago

We got it to release just before the plane exploded!

[–]AlphaWings 3 points4 points ago

Wow. What does the upvote button do?

[–]ProbablyNotLying 2 points3 points ago

I have yet to find out because I'm an asshole.

[–]LittleTortillaBoy7 0 points1 point ago

fucking a!

[–]BetterThanSpam 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like Robby's in for quite the night!

[–]Generotti21 3 points4 points ago

robby sounds super intelligent

[–]CountPikmin 4 points5 points ago

How old is this, 2 years?

[–]JJJJJay 5 points6 points ago

I don't see where the comma could go to fix this...

[–]brocksrocks 6 points7 points ago

Fucking A Jay, can't you see, Robby doesn't want to watch grandpa fucking a man tonight. Punctuation is our friend!

[–]ccm8729 1 point2 points ago

but either Robbie's grandpa is fucking a man, or Robbie is fucking a man tonight. Either way its not what he meant it to be.

[–]lucysfan 1 point2 points ago

This was my thought exactly. I don't think there is anyway a comma could rectify the situation, unless perhaps the "a" was a typo? It still makes hardly any sense.

[–]Copulate1364 3 points4 points ago

Fucking A is an expression.

I think it probably should have been: "At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. Fuckin' A. Man, tonight is going to suck."

I suppose commas have also been used to make it sound like he wasn't going to be watching his ill grandfather have sex with another man in a hospital.

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

How do people not get this?

[–]Polymarchos 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to have to watch him [comma] fucking a [comma] tonight is going to suck.

[–]JasonT26 0 points1 point ago

[–]zzzcott 1 point2 points ago

oh god i can't even tell you how many times i've seen this on here

[–]jaycub2012 4 points5 points ago

STOP REPOSTING

[–]GARRETTKELLEY 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]EraseTheRat 1 point2 points ago

nice repost

[–]Fulcrum71 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for brightening up my day.

[–]analblast69 2 points3 points ago

Repost

[–]LtSaur 1 point2 points ago

Read the rediquette

[–]heyyrachelheyy 1 point2 points ago

People are dumb.

[–]bodmon 0 points1 point ago

What an asshole. His grandpa is sick and all he can think about is himself.

[–]mjohnson12you 0 points1 point ago

Robby must be a black guy.

[–]BigTitsWetPussyfap 0 points1 point ago

I thank reddit everyday for making me laugh like this.

[–]Tautriadelta420 0 points1 point ago

[Insert suicide .gif here.]

[–]ImReadingRainbows 0 points1 point ago

Smells fake.

[–]lozenge_chewer 0 points1 point ago

I wish this was real.

[–]TopHatLarry 0 points1 point ago

Robby's grandpa ends up in the hospital all the time it seems... Poor guy.

[–]smokestacklightnen 1 point2 points ago

The grandpa's dying words: "My grandson is a moron."

[–]isntchrisl 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone see's every fucking thing on reddit.

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

A full stop would have been more appropriate, but it would have ruined the fakeness of it all

[–]ifUreadTHISiWin999 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I think a comma would help here 181coms 619pts 3mos funny
I think a comma would help here. 84coms 271pts 9mos funny
your grandpa has to do what? 2coms 23pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]deqs112 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]TheREALVinDiesel -2 points-1 points ago

It's a repost from quite a while ago. However, it is pretty funny.

[–]CommodoreJacob 1 point2 points ago

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this posted, I'd probably have, like, 30 dollars or something.

[–]Hiof-Katnyp -4 points-3 points ago

[–]druturn 20 points21 points ago

Why did you leave out the funny half?

[–]samm1one -1 points0 points ago

I hate the hospitel :(

[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 0 points1 point ago

I now understand. I found this hilarious, but everyone's just yelling "repost". Not everyone has seen everything you've seen so let's just all have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up

[–]GravDragoon 0 points1 point ago

Only if it's part of a well-balanced meal.

[–]dr_sergen_work -5 points-4 points ago

hahahahahahaha

[–]rjdrums2010 0 points1 point ago

I looked at this and immediately thought, "Well shit..." Then I saw the bad grammar and feelsgoodman.jpg.