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[–]ScottStorch 120 points121 points ago

Mow-zta-raiyla

[–]Billz2me 71 points72 points ago

tonight i'm going to be cooking with PAN-CHET-TA and RI-COT-TA

[–]j_wheels 55 points56 points ago

SPAH Gayyyy TEEE

[–]shakzilla 57 points58 points ago

En-zo Gor-LAHHH-mi

[–]hotdamnham 38 points39 points ago

ah-dominic ah-de-COCC-o

[–]RHCPFunk2 15 points16 points ago

MARGAREEEEEETTTTTIIIII

[–]AmericanDerp 17 points18 points ago

BON JER NUH.

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY 13 points14 points ago

a river derchey

[–]alemedo8 8 points9 points ago

That-saa Biiin-go!

[–]Call-Me-Ishmael 110 points111 points ago

[–]thewormauger 25 points26 points ago

I'd allow it.

[–]Alias135 5 points6 points ago

That woman's head is disturbingly massive in proportion to the rest of her body. I can't watch more than two minutes of that show without getting a little creeped out.

[–]nerdiestnerd 278 points279 points ago

You sir, need more Alton Brown in your life.

[–]khushi97 68 points69 points ago

I used to watch Good Eats all the time. I would still, but we don't get Food channel anymore and I heard he hates the internet

Edit: He's the Bill Nye of food

[–]willies_hat 29 points30 points ago

Here you go:

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/gefp/EpisodeByOrder.htm

He may dislike the internet, but the internet loves him.

[–]metal1091 2 points3 points ago

You sir are my hero, book marked and now will go though the small list of Good Eats Episodes I Haven't watched

[–]tikael 32 points33 points ago

Too bad they don't make new episodes of good eats anymore. Alton Brown taught me how to cook, now if we could just get him to do a show on not spending $50 a meal.

[–]khushi97 21 points22 points ago

That doesn't take longer than 3 hours to prep and cook

[–]smoothkittyridngclub 23 points24 points ago

That does not tell me to buy $500 worth of spices and then throw them away after six months. I love cooking his recipes, I mean his dry aging method for steak has saved me hundreds on steak house bills already, but whenever I reach for my 'old' spices I feel like just one of the 47%.

[–]kalei50 6 points7 points ago

I think spices last longer than that. I mean, they may not be as flavorful after a long time, but I don't think they spoil.

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 11 points12 points ago

His ten minute spiel on knife etiquette is essential for anyone who cooks their own food. That's the kind of technique the most cooking shows normally gloss over in favor of flashy recipes (or disgusting canned food recipes like Sandra Lee).

[–]mem3844 11 points12 points ago

Is this the spiel you're talking about? I thought it was very informative.

[–]khushi97 2 points3 points ago

Yes exactly. He would talk about the stuff that no one else would.

[–]dirice87 40 points41 points ago

I recommend America's Test Kitchen on PBS too. Same kind of empirical bent. They go through a bunch of different variations of recipes to find the one they like the best, and do double blind tests on taste testing ingredients and equipment testing.

[–]scottstephenson 3 points4 points ago

America's Test Kitchen may very well be the greatest cooking program I have ever seen.

[–]CyanideCloud 7 points8 points ago

If Good Eats had boobs in it, it would be the best thing ever created.

[–]SourCreamWater 176 points177 points ago

[–]Tristan2007 0 points1 point ago

hahahah! That made my day!

[–]AKRONPORBARACK 23 points24 points ago

It's going to take me a while to stop laughing.

[–]nebula27 5 points6 points ago

I swear she's so frickin hot. I'd bone her anyday.

[–]LurkerMcLurkerton 21 points22 points ago

I'm with you. She gets my SourCreamWater flowing.

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 9 points10 points ago

who is that goddess?

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 24 points25 points ago

she got dat thickness

so nice

[–]samsaBEAR 26 points27 points ago

My father used to say to me "son, never trust a skinny cook". Nigella is perfectly curvy to the extent that you can imagine her eating a lot of food, but then working it off by having lots of sex with her husband.

[–]chrsgo 14 points15 points ago

I assure you I have never imagined her having sex with her husband.

[–]danny841 4 points5 points ago

A 52 year old atheist who is built like a goddess and can cook? I would do anything to marry this woman.

[–]Its_shit_up_north 9 points10 points ago

She married a guy worth billions :(

[–]Kakoose 7 points8 points ago

Pffft ...I......I have love!!!!

[–]TheLoopOfKarma 1 point2 points ago

holy hell. down with the thickness

[–]grberk 49 points50 points ago

Giada likes the white sauce

[–]Gnisufnoc 3 points4 points ago

If this isn't shopped, this is probably the greatest thing ever.

[–]tw72845 48 points49 points ago

[–]passingstrangeisreal 1 point2 points ago

and here comes Giada de Laurentiis with her perky tats and giant head!

[–]s4lt3d 128 points129 points ago

[–]thievedrelic 24 points25 points ago

Peter, I'm holding melons.

[–]hotdamnham 5 points6 points ago

I mean just check out her hooters!

[–]STEADy_TOKErX[S] 1 point2 points ago

I laughed for a good 3 minutes.

[–]jwilke 44 points45 points ago

No, you didn't.

[–]STEADy_TOKErX[S] 8 points9 points ago

Yes, i did.

[–]iObeyTheHivemind 34 points35 points ago

No, you didn't.

[–]STEADy_TOKErX[S] 28 points29 points ago

Goddammit.

[–]Bardlar 7 points8 points ago

This back and forth is by far the funniest part of the thread.

[–]Rountree85 3 points4 points ago

Your username makes me want to throw up.

[–]Joja92 5 points6 points ago

Goddammit, reddit. Sometimes an upvote isn't enough to show how much you enjoyed something.

[–]STEADy_TOKErX[S] 5 points6 points ago

Theyll never understand us.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 242 points243 points ago

Don't lie. You watch it because you're fat.

[–]JMaboard 29 points30 points ago

Just wait until they have flavor tvs.

[–]raymond8505 21 points22 points ago

just make your own by throwing your leftovers at the screen

[–]Omfgcheese 13 points14 points ago

[–]fartbiscuit 138 points139 points ago

I can't get past how the woman over-pronounces ONLY the Italian words that she uses.

Seriously, if you are Italian and have an accent, no worries. If you make a point of drawing out moazza-a-reallaa just because you work on a cooking show, fuck you.

[–]dirice87 36 points37 points ago

She's a second generation trying to reconnect with her roots. That and she knows it sells. I don't care, her show is interesting. And boobs.

[–]ElGoocho 10 points11 points ago

She was born in Italy, so doesn't that make her first generation?

[–]dirice87 20 points21 points ago

yeah i dont know, i was talking out my ass

[–]ironmanthree 5 points6 points ago

Honesty is the best policy, have an upvote!

[–]Negativefalsehoods 27 points28 points ago

Raises glass: 'And boobs!!'

[–]eazolan 54 points55 points ago

Also, her knees are too sharp.

[–]sally_hustle 18 points19 points ago

what are your dislikes? peoples knees. cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around!

[–]mosstacean 8 points9 points ago

Little green ghouls, buddy.

[–]Jabbathematt 3 points4 points ago

Magnets.

[–]Treebeezy 41 points42 points ago

Internet male alert

[–]Womens_rights_LOL 32 points33 points ago

2/10 would not bang.

[–]-Zoomacroom- 9 points10 points ago

Well she was born in Italy and has stated that English is her second language... I give her a pass on the pronunciation.

[–]akpenguin 47 points48 points ago

I see 2 reasons.

[–]willies_hat 13 points14 points ago

Then you really need to watch this

[–]mithgaladh 6 points7 points ago

Nooooooooo! (blocked in my country)

[–]EnochRooot 18 points19 points ago

I have her cookbook. I don't use it for cooking.

[–]Scrumdidly 10 points11 points ago

what the fuck, why does this exist?!

[–]2000pesos 5 points6 points ago

Grammar alert: "Reason why" is redundant. "The only reason I..."

[–]galvana 13 points14 points ago

She has a gear rack...... Of lamb.

[–]galvana 7 points8 points ago

GREAT, I SAID GREAT!!!

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 5 points6 points ago

"Relax and tell me vhat you zink about automatic transmissions..."

[–]ResoL101 21 points22 points ago

You swoon for Macrocephaly?

[–]dtwhitecp 21 points22 points ago

I decided a long time ago that it's not that her head is huge, it's that her head is relatively normal sized and the rest of her is oddly small. She looks bizarre when standing next to normal people.

[–]Bearsworth 10 points11 points ago

I met her at a book signing I went to with my then-girlfriend. She was 5 foot nothing and her kabuki makeup probably made her head a good half inch larger in every dimension.

[–]ubercynic 5 points6 points ago

She's also got that smile that reminds me of Wallace from 'Wallace & Grommit'.

[–]tha_snazzle 2 points3 points ago

It took about 6-8 episodes of her show before I was fully convinced she was not a dwarf.

[–]Brainfilteresin 3 points4 points ago

I like to refer to her as 'Mini Milf'

[–]andrewsmith1986 156 points157 points ago

The girl I'm seeing refers to her show as "cooking with cleavage"

[–]McHappyPants 97 points98 points ago

I thought you were gay. My whole life is a lie.

[–]Mobidad 45 points46 points ago

Just because you can see a girl doesn't say anything about one's sexuality, it only implies that you have at least one functioning eye.

[–]Tyrphanax 2 points3 points ago

I see women every day. Maybe he's just looking at a woman saying that right now.

Creepy.

[–]buzkie 20 points21 points ago

"Tits and teeth"

[–]tacotrucker 10 points11 points ago

Giada de Laurentits.

[–]bandman614 28 points29 points ago

I call it "Cooking Porn". My wife calls it "the big-head girl show"

[–]noumuon 16 points17 points ago

yes. big head. that's why i watch it. to stare at her large... head.

[–]moparornocar 8 points9 points ago

I love when girls shove their large heads in my face.

[–]Mister_Butters 10 points11 points ago

Her head is way disperportional to her body...I tried to get my family to see and...and they don't...throw your wife a hi-5.

[–]--Repetitive-- 44 points45 points ago

Hovers over account name

Sees amount of karma

Liar

[–]traveler3i 14 points15 points ago

Haha! I always call it "Cooking With Boobs".

[–]decoyjews 18 points19 points ago

Boobing With Boobs

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 7 points8 points ago

Boobing Boob Boobs

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 4 points5 points ago

I do love oceans!

[–]p-o-b 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, now that AB is on the Cooking channel.

[–]The_Dirty_Dutchman 5 points6 points ago

One of many reasons why i fap the the food network

[–]Faust5 2 points3 points ago

Natalie Portman with boobs

[–]ikinone 3 points4 points ago

Probably easier just to google 'boobs'.

[–]sporkachoon 1 point2 points ago

Giada is a hottie.

Big head: Doesn't matter. Big boobies: Hot damn. Small hands: Makes your schmeckle look REALLY big.

[–]NocturnalGamer 9 points10 points ago

Boats n hoes.

[–]Crawlerado 9 points10 points ago

My ex loved her show. I watched it with her once and the next day I had replaced the SD 27" with an HD 60" and upgraded my cable service. HD boobies.

[–]simjanes2k 5 points6 points ago

She's basically a sluttier Natalie Portman who can cook.

[–]cunnilinguslover 1 point2 points ago

She's basically a sluttier Natalie Portman who can cook.

This sentence gets better and better as you read it.

[–]Apostolate 22 points23 points ago

To quote metalocalypse "Isn't that why we do any of this?"

[–]Oldburnsides 30 points31 points ago

Why cants it be like a lady's boob whats cleans your teeth?

[–]Hudwrestler76 9 points10 points ago

Ill just leave this here....

[–]londonsillynannies 13 points14 points ago

Her head is so big and her arms are so short... GiadaDeLaurentiis-rex?

[–]Modig 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if hands are super tiny or breast are just super big.

[–]Wackedd 7 points8 points ago

Yes

[–]HighwaySixtyOne 1 point2 points ago

I came here to post that exact sentiment. Good job, sir.

[–]fatalerrrpr 3 points4 points ago

Dat head.

[–]thefadderly 2 points3 points ago

because of the yachts?!?!?

[–]Bigcubfan 0 points1 point ago

Yes yes, I see. The water IS quite beautiful.

[–]Masochist_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

SHE MAKES ONE HELL OF A GRILLED CHICKEN

[–]xRisible 2 points3 points ago

Looks like two reasons to me.

[–]9079736866698271 0 points1 point ago

bewbs

[–]colonelpan1c 5 points6 points ago

I'm a Nadia G fan myself.

Edit: Cooking channel, but the point stands.

Edit 2: 6 downvotes for a opinion? Reddiquette is way gone.

[–]i_4got 3 points4 points ago

Just curious, but do you legitimately enjoy her show? I tried to watch it, but I could tell that she was trying so hard to portray this character or image that I kinda felt sorry for her.

[–]colonelpan1c 0 points1 point ago

I do like it. For some reason her weird cheesy humor clicks with me. It's not a bad show. She's not the best chef in the world, but she has a few decent recipes.

[–]zombiefu 0 points1 point ago

She is funny, witty, and smokin' hot. Sad I do not get the cooking channel.

[–]colonelpan1c 0 points1 point ago

I don't have cable anymore, alas, no more cooking channel. Unfortunately I don't think she even has her show for sale on DVD/BD.

[–]ADIDAS247 2 points3 points ago

I can't stomach that woman. She just comes off as a try hard.

[–]EngagementBacon 3 points4 points ago

mmmm Giada De Laurentiis... yes please!

[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

What about Rachel Ray? Especially in the old 30 Minute Meals reruns. I don't think I've seen her make a single thing I'd like, but that's ok.

[–]jaymobe07 2 points3 points ago

She's like that good friend that you never looked at sexually but one night you two have some drinks and then walla, you two just did the mommy and daddy dance.

[–]metroid23 9 points10 points ago

and then walla,

The phrase you're looking for here is Voilà

[–]GluonJetPilot 7 points8 points ago

She has that "screamed too much while being a cheerleader in high school" voice.

[–]tarants 5 points6 points ago

You mean that smokes 2 packs a day voice?

[–]SometimesY 5 points6 points ago

That's the only reason? Really? Not Chopped or Good Eats or Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives?

[–]madkins84 33 points34 points ago

Definitely not Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, I want to punch Guy Fieri every time he calls something money. I want them to replace him with Adam Richmond

[–]SometimesY 10 points11 points ago

Yeah I don't like Guy Fieri either but the show in and of itself is pretty cool. I feel like I'm taking a delicious tour through the US when I watch it.

[–]Kratonagan 2 points3 points ago

That idea, I like it.

[–]chriscancook21 12 points13 points ago

As a cook who has met Guy Fieri, fuck that guy. He is a rude jackass that is high on his own bloated sense of self-importance. He cooking is also mediocre at best.

[–]STEADy_TOKErX[S] 23 points24 points ago

Nope.

[–]LawAndMortar 3 points4 points ago

Great. Another novelty account that I have to stalk and one day hope to catch the attention of.

[–]conquestcommando 2 points3 points ago

Nice.

[–]Bugs_Pussy 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so you're the reason TV is awful.

[–]KingofCraigland 2 points3 points ago

You couldn't even come up with an original title.

[–]didiskurya 0 points1 point ago

creme fraiche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]FlowerChild1994 0 points1 point ago

My favorite show. Ruined.

[–]ykhan95 0 points1 point ago

id mash my face between those titties while banging her and then have her make me some lasagna.

[–]shamskitty 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever noticed how large her head is compared to her body? I'd still hit that but just sayin, her heads kinda big.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark -1 points0 points ago

If there was ever a time when rule 34 let you down.

[–]JHunzy 0 points1 point ago

If you listen hard enough, you can make everything she says into an innuendo

[–]DrRetrobeef -1 points0 points ago

blowers cramp... mmm Giada

[–]sageguitar70 0 points1 point ago

Va Va Va Vooom!

[–]jalapenoh 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I fucking love sea-doo's too

[–]smiddereens 0 points1 point ago

Your head and pelvis will explode when you discover pornography.

[–]claire2themax 0 points1 point ago

We will just cook the PAAAAASTAHHHHH

[–]DerekReinbold 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's a nice yacht.

[–]emqz 0 points1 point ago

I know what you mean, They have the best scenery on this channel. I mean just LOOK at that white sandy beach and that cool blue sea. Don't even get me started on the recipes I have learned

[–]WillieStroker 0 points1 point ago

Okay. I'll give you that.

[–]graknoir 0 points1 point ago

Claire Robinson? Sunny Anderson?

[–]Forfuckssakes 0 points1 point ago

Food, Fun bags, Fap.

[–]freefallin002 0 points1 point ago

For the ocean?

[–]luggle1230 0 points1 point ago

the only reason she's on the food network O.O

[–]Danleyson 1 point2 points ago

The plot.

[–]jpcrecom 0 points1 point ago

I've seen her in New York. It was a couple years ago. Wasn't sure who she was. I was sitting in a hotel waiting for someone and she came down the stairs and I gasped. I had to find out who she was. Yum.

[–]Adroite 0 points1 point ago

the only reason it gets posted every month.

the karma.

[–]evoluted 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call r/foodporn ....

[–]poseidonswrath 0 points1 point ago

those hands.....Ill give you a burger king burger bigger than you've ever seen

[–]Kraken_Sig 0 points1 point ago

I love this woman.

[–]Careb 0 points1 point ago

Yup.....pretty much.

[–]triceracocks 0 points1 point ago

I watch it for Chopped and to watch Zakarian get his ass kicked on Iron Chef America.

[–]guywhoyoubarelyknow 0 points1 point ago

I like the size of her hand.

[–]saladtossing 1 point2 points ago

Food Network has some good stuff, and good looking women can be found everywhere on tv/internet/real life. She is obnoxious and not worth the mental pain of listening to her voice. Just my two cents...

[–]Murreki 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I watch FN for her as well. She gives such amazing advice for such simplistic dishes. Last year I had a party and took advice from her, Barefoot Contessa, as well as Sandra Lee. Party was an absolute success. :)

[–]hspringer88 1 point2 points ago

I absolutly LOVE her show. She describes food so amazingly well my mouth waters!

Also I jack off to her voice.

[–]mosc47 0 points1 point ago

I now have a new desktop.

[–]klevenisms204 1 point2 points ago

those are the 2 reasons i watch that show

[–]stutteringgeiser 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for contributing to TV being so shitty these days.

[–]macdaddyswag 0 points1 point ago

Wait I don't get it. Is it the ocean?

[–]mysecondtry 0 points1 point ago

im with you here, brother!

[–]Stingerc 1 point2 points ago

her tiny T-Rex arms freak me out, also every time she smiles i swear I see Satan. Nobody should have that many teeth.

[–]urmombaconsmynarwhal 0 points1 point ago

she has the hands of a 5 year old child

[–]sreg18 0 points1 point ago

She seriously has tiny arms and hands.

[–]Dimestoresaint 0 points1 point ago

I really don't get this post ... you know there is porn... free.... on the internet....

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

You and the thirty other people who have also reposted this exact picture with the exact title.

[–]LAprodigy 0 points1 point ago

Haha! Me and my little brother watch this everyday. Giana is so beautiful.

[–]Tristan2007 0 points1 point ago

Who's that?

(but em melons look familiar, if you know what I mean)

[–]flippytomtom 0 points1 point ago

Dude! You're a fan of giant red balls floating in the ocean too!

[–]Duffong 1 point2 points ago

My friend was on her show... she's very nice, but she doesn't actually swallow any of the food. She "ate" just about everything made, but the camera cuts and she spits it out. She's just not a swallower.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 0 points1 point ago

She has baby hands

[–]MytMowse 0 points1 point ago

So many naughty things can be done with this picture.