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[–]captaintickler 15 points16 points ago

Thats strange? You must live in the same building as the last 3 people that posted this?

[–]BroDontPokeThatBear 5 points6 points ago

Dude, shut up. Maybe she has multiple boyfriends. The plot thickens.

[–]bobsp 2 points3 points ago

Clearly she's a harlot.

[–]sandykins9392 1 point2 points ago

shes MY girlfriend too, that whore.

[–]BrandonDowell123 0 points1 point ago

Took the word right out of my mouth.

[–]ndjs22 0 points1 point ago

Which word?

[–]BrandonDowell123 0 points1 point ago

all the words.

[–]Gekokujo 0 points1 point ago

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.... Ba ba oooo mow mow ba ba oooo mow ma mow!

[–]-steezy_wunda_bred- 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if I'd be slightly peeved by the passiveness of this note, or charmed by the wit.

[–]LadySandry 1 point2 points ago

Honestly it kind of irritates me. I'd rather get one that just said "Hey, you guys have been kinda loud recently, mind toning it down?"

[–]emtastic1995 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was hilarious the first time it was posted...

[–]elmhing 0 points1 point ago

The mixture of upper and lowercase Rr made my brain itch.

[–]WaxingGibbons -1 points0 points ago

What an asshole. Why would anyone write that to someone they don't know??

[–]rex280 -1 points0 points ago

Maybe you shouldn't drop your girlfriend anymore

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

Liar based on repost. You're a big fat phoney!!!

[–]Scollins03 -1 points0 points ago

It is so nIce to see people still write ACTUAL letters to each other!!

[–]Dinoeatsfish 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had neighbors like that!

[–]BiscoBurner42 0 points1 point ago

I call bullshit...this is a repost and did not happen to you!

[–]OliverMcLovin 0 points1 point ago

SUPER ULTRA REPOST TIME!!!

[–]Saddlezz 0 points1 point ago

Fucking liar

[–]Drunkinskater 0 points1 point ago

SUper hot pony sex

[–]Biinaryy 1 point2 points ago

I was going to ask which of these are true... but now I see it is a repost. Still funny nevertheless.