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"What Obama have turned this country into" X-post from /r/Facepalm (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 day ago by demacish
[–]Under_Radar321 88 points89 points90 points 1 day ago
I got outta bed this mornin and stubbed my toe on my laptop. THANKS A LOT OBAMA!
[–]roboticarms 681 points682 points683 points 1 day ago
Fun fact: face punches prove the existence of god.
[–]Tree-Fingers 90 points91 points92 points 1 day ago
Lets not forget our favorite preacher Todd Bentley who passes the holy spirit into people by kicking them in the face... and in some twisted way, I think there is plenty of real evidence that violence is the best way to prove or at least force the belief of the existence of God...
[–]bureX 30 points31 points32 points 1 day ago
I'm Gonna Punch You in the Head for Jesus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHXkkhGDiCQ
(pretty nice song)
[–]chef_emerald 108 points109 points110 points 1 day ago
God works through us, and god likes to smite. Therefore, your fun fact is a fact indeed.
[–]SasparillaTango 21 points22 points23 points 1 day ago
wait so which ones are free will and which ones are instruments of god?
[–]NotANinja 28 points29 points30 points 1 day ago
The PCs have free will, all the NPCs and monsters are controlled by the GM a.k.a. God.
[–]mrtechsr 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
We teach peace and love, unless you don't believe, then it's 5 in the grill http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qzn1w/
[–]brownstoned 194 points195 points196 points 1 day ago
Obama turned me into a newt!
[–]prospectre 132 points133 points134 points 1 day ago
... I got better
[–]brownstoned 45 points46 points47 points 1 day ago
Burn the witch!
[–]Cikedo 42 points43 points44 points 1 day ago
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! They dressed me up to look like this! My policy isn't about abolishing religion, it's a false one!
Is that true?
...Well, okay we did make up that policy. BUT HE IS A MUSLIM!
[–]Zkenny13 11 points12 points13 points 1 day ago
Burn her!
[–]Thomas_Granger 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
Small rocks?
[–]kltruler 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
So now you want a moonbase.
[–]Jaf207 16 points17 points18 points 1 day ago
I'm honestly asking why people are blaming Obama for everything? I honestly hoping people are not this stupid and that there some kind of crazy reason for this.
[–]iRuleDisBitch 18 points19 points20 points 1 day ago
I love how people completely discredit the 8 years before he got into office and blame all the things that happened in this country on him. If anything, the U.S. has moved in a better direction since he has been president
[–]basec0m 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
...and then an eagle named "small government" flew in and...
[–]andrew5454 703 points704 points705 points 1 day ago
"You don't love God? FIST TO THE FAAAACE! Now I'll be praying for you, amen." -How I imagined what the guy that got suspended probably said
[–]TheMonkeyPirate 432 points433 points434 points 1 day ago
Ironic isn't it? I'm pretty sure there's something about loving thy neighbor in the Bible... But who am I to teach Christian values? I'm just a baby eating demon of an atheist.
[–]Ishopthingsbadly 143 points144 points145 points 1 day ago
A common Misconception, it actually reads "Thou shalt punch thy neighbour in twine for he hath disrespected thou and made thou look foolish in front of thy freinds". Or something along those lines.
[–]Thepeoplesman 142 points143 points144 points 1 day ago
For thou is thou thouing thou thou's
-The Bible
[–]Bluedemonfox 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
Yes I can see how something that makes no sense relates to the bible.
[–]Kronecker_D 154 points155 points156 points 1 day ago
The Bible says a lot of things.
[–]therestruth 144 points145 points146 points 1 day ago
That's just like Jesus' opinion or whatever man.
[–]rick2882 23 points24 points25 points 1 day ago
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
[–]linkseyi 45 points46 points47 points 1 day ago
"and ... Jesus ... su ... cke ... d".
Found one.
[–]wiltedbouquet 178 points179 points180 points 1 day ago
this never happened
right guys?
there aren't people like this.
right?
[–]Liam_Reason 347 points348 points349 points 1 day ago*
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cognitive dissonance, I can tell you I'm not christian. But what I do have is a very particular set of scientific knowledge; scientific knowledge I have acquired over a very long career. Knowledge that makes me a nightmare for fundies like you. If you let my Mountain Dew go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not talk to you, I will not debate you. But if you don't, I will debate with you, I will disprove you, and I will overwhelm you with logic and reason.
[–]nexlux 38 points39 points40 points 1 day ago
damn good novelty if i ever seen one
[–]NotVerySmarts 47 points48 points49 points 1 day ago
Turn the other cheek, so I can sock that side of your face too, heathen!
[–]Cant_a_lope 33 points34 points35 points 1 day ago
Religious Waterboarding perhaps?
[–]Lilyo 76 points77 points78 points 1 day ago
Surprise baptize motherfucker!
[–]nikkukun 27 points28 points29 points 1 day ago
BOOM! BAPTIZED!
[–]BubbaRay88 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
The Holy Punch of Justice was noneffective.
[–]Sengura 8 points9 points10 points 1 day ago
And he's probably the same guy who'd reply with "we should nuke them all!" if told that a Christian got punched in the face in Iran for saying "praise Jesus" instead of "praise Allah"
[–]liontamarin 417 points418 points419 points 1 day ago
I remember being openly atheist in high school and be targeted for lectures by teachers who also, often, turned a blind eye to threats against my well being.
At a school sponsored volunteer project (building a house) we were treated to lunch. Everyone began to say grace and I politely (and silently) refused (I simply didn't bow my head). People began to TELL me that I had to pray, and I politely declined. Their insistence began to become threatening.
The teacher looked me in the face and said: "You'd better pray, because I can't protect you if you don't."
[–]amwelles 251 points252 points253 points 1 day ago
U.S. citizen here. In 9th grade, my biology teacher showed a documentary on creationism. During this, the lights were out, everybody had to pay attention, and there was a quiz afterward (or during, I can't remember). The day after, I asked when (not if) we were going to watch the documentary on evolution. She was stunned and said it would be hard to find anything on that (hah). A week goes by, and she says that she has the documentary. But the lights are on and people are allowed to play games if they want. There is no quiz. I am the only student who watches it. Same teacher had religious posters in her classroom.
My social studies teacher the year before was no better. There were excerpts from the Bible hanging in our lobby area. When I asked him how that was not a violation of church and state, he claimed that they were historic documents. As a followup question, I asked why not all the religions were represented. No response on that one.
One of my friends used to joke with me about how it was "[School Name] Christian Academy." I moved to a city school for 10th grade, thank goodness.
TL;DR - My teachers should have been fired.
[–]3DBeerGoggles 171 points172 points173 points 1 day ago
Posts such as yours make me glad that my schools taught actual science.
[–]The_Friendly_Targ 58 points59 points60 points 1 day ago
In England, this would have been unheard of. I never encountered creationism (in the sense of 'anti-evolutionism') in high school, not even in religious education classes. The one time somebody mentioned it in a science class, the teacher replied "ask your religion teacher, we don't cover that subject in this class."
[–]emptyhunter 37 points38 points39 points 1 day ago
That's because in England even the State Church is relatively sensible.
[–]free_to_try 39 points40 points41 points 1 day ago
I am in Australia. I went to an Anglican High School. While they made the students suffer for half an hour a week through 'chapel' - which no one actually cared about, they also had 'Religion' class.
The best bit is that 'Religion' class is that we had to learn about ALL religions. There was never any assessment because the government doesn't include it in the curriculum, it was just something the school offered.
We did Yoga and meditation. We learned about philosophy. We learned about ethical models. We learned about how to mediate arguments between friends.
Not once did I ever see a bible. Even in 'Chapel' the school chaplain would always pretty much talk about the bible as a book of fairy tales that attempt to explain 'why' we are here as opposed to science which explains 'how' we came to be here.
Religion class was awesome though, it was basically 'life skills'.
I guess that's the difference between America and countries that don't suffer from collective Histrionic Personality Disorder.
[–]Thazgul 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
One of my closest friends went to a Catholic school. He said that it was very religious, and held religious activities, however when it came to teaching the curriculum they stuck to only what was in there. If they wanted to teach creationism it had to be after hours. Even my Year 10 science teacher was a full blown Christian yet he managed to stick to the curriculum and go in depth about evolution and the big bang and so on. When I asked him how he could be a science teacher and be so interested evolution yet be such a devout Christian. He replied that his faith is his own, and he would be doing everyone a disservice if he didn't take the initiative to learn all sides to every argument.
I'm glad to live in such a secular country like Australia where religion takes a backseat to facts and education.
[–]PromiseIWontRapeYou 144 points145 points146 points 1 day ago
That's why I am so glad my high school didn't put up with that crap.
I remember in 9th grade, someone's parents threw a fit that my biology teacher was only teaching evolution and actually came to his class and sat in on a lecture. When the mom started making all sorts of fuss about 'what the Bible said', my teacher just told her "Ma'am, mine is a class of science, not mythology. If you would like for your child to be force-fed lies, take him to church." Fuckin boss.
[–]Dani212M 27 points28 points29 points 1 day ago
... I want to go to your highschool...
[–]MiseryEngine 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Every Science teacher should be so boss! "beersalute"
[–]LivingDeadInside 65 points66 points67 points 1 day ago*
In 8th grade public school I had a history teacher pull me out of class and into the hallway to ask if I worshiped Satan. Some of the other kids told her how I was into witches and vampires, which obviously equals Satanism. I was too shocked to give a decent answer, so I just said no, to which she replied "I should CERTAINLY hope not!" During a tornado warning she made us pray to God that we wouldn't get hit by the storm. I'm going to make damn sure my future children know this sort of behavior is unacceptable in school.
[–]test_tickles 8 points9 points10 points 1 day ago
I'm going to make damn sure my future children know this sort of behavior is unacceptable.
FTFY
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[–]OvereducatedSimian 14 points15 points16 points 1 day ago
Details please.
[–]High_Infected 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
What state?
[–]akersam 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
I'll bite, how do you know?
[–]Chuckieshere 26 points27 points28 points 1 day ago*
I went to a catholic school and they taught us evolution, I always wonder where they find these crazy ass teachers. I mean our religion teacher even told us to believe in evolution. And when we had to go to mass(holidays and stuff) the non-Catholics just had to sit in back and wait for an hour. They would've let them leave, but then the other kids would've been jealous.
[–]ChocoboWrangler 13 points14 points15 points 1 day ago
Same here. Went to a catholic middle and high school, and all the science classes taught evolution and never mixed creationism into it. Creationism was saved for religion class. Health class taught about safe sex/contraceptive use. Abstinence was taught in religion. I was atheist raised in an atheist family, and yes, all they did was just make me sit out of everything. Never any hatred, but I also kept my mouth shut. I'm in the south.
[–]Jagjamin 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
The Catholic Church accepts evolution. It's thee others, usually evangelical which refuse it.
[–]dedliyeti 11 points12 points13 points 1 day ago
TL;DR - Your teachers shouldn't have been hired.
[–]LameName95 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
My catholic school even teaches evolution and in american government class we don't even focus on religion that much and when we do, we talk about them all.
[–]Cyralea 197 points198 points199 points 1 day ago
How can you be so inconsiderate to those Christians? You should have taken your bullying silently so as not to offend them.
[–]FlyingSaucerAttack 75 points76 points77 points 1 day ago
That's what a rational person sees.
[–]vegetaman 34 points35 points36 points 1 day ago
"But if everybody doesn't pray, I don't get my jesus super scouts badge!"
[–]ReallySeriouslyNow 13 points14 points15 points 1 day ago
this has always confused me a bit, that religious people can be ok woth, and even insist that, people "go through the motions."
I came out with my religious uncertainty by telling my family I did not want to be confirmed into the church, my reason being that, if god did exist, it would be highly disrespectful of me, both to god and the congregation, to go up infront of the church and lie about my beliefs and convictions. Guess what my family wanted me to do? Go up in front of the church lie about my beliefs and convictions. They were extremely angry when I refused.
[–]padmadfan 29 points30 points31 points 1 day ago
The don't give a fuck about faith, Jesus or any of that shit. If it wasn't Christianity I'd be something else they slavishly devoted themselves to and threatened other people for not following. It's the instinct of zealots.
[–]heb0 11 points12 points13 points 1 day ago
Those people wanted him to pray for the same reason that some good citizens don't want "those blacks" moving in next door and dirtying up their nice, clean subdivision. It's not about converting anyone or adhering to the religion. It's about making sure that everyone else has to be exactly like you.
[–]NotRedditor 196 points197 points198 points 1 day ago
Well, you fucking deserved it for your insolence. How dare you prevent them from believing in what they want by... I mean you just sat there and... You communist!
[–]Fujiwara_Bunta 31 points32 points33 points 1 day ago
Ah yes, the "Thanks for helping you godless heathen but if you don't pray with us we're gonna fuck you up" defense.
It's like they're not even trying, and you're being a better Christian than they are for fuck sake. :/
[–]troncologne 40 points41 points42 points 1 day ago
You have no idea how crazy that sounds for a european citizen. Really.
[–]Hansarn 27 points28 points29 points 1 day ago
I can hardly believe that shit is going on myself. I see these posts from time to time, and think, "This can't be real. NO ONE can be that cruel." Norwegian here, by the way.
[–]Myuriko 27 points28 points29 points 1 day ago
So, I have a friend who moved from here (Bible Belt, USA) to Norway, lived there for a bit over a year, and then moved back. It was apparently eye-opening for him. He says everyone in Norway was so nice, and that now that he's back, he's constantly downtrodden over how terrible and selfish and cruel and insulting Americans are to each other, and was just never aware of it before living somewhere else.
Also, as an atheist living in the Bible Belt, I can attest that people really are mindlessly evil toward you, if you challenge their faith. I've experienced everything from the generic "Why don't you just get out of America then?" to genuine threats of violence.
[–]ObeeJuan 9 points10 points11 points 1 day ago
I lived in very rural Alabama for a good chunk of my childhood. First of all, scary. Second of all, there are a LOT of people who just don't understand their own religion. Or any religion. Basically if you don't believe in the same thing as them, then you are a lying, cheating heathen, and the purest form of evil imaginable.
Fucking hated living there.
[–]AgentDonut 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
This sounds pretty crazy to me as well. Maybe I was lucky and grew up in a more tolerant area. I live in southern California, btw.
[–]Squirrelson 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
Sounds crazy for an American too.
[–]anapolis43 25 points26 points27 points 1 day ago
Then what? You just can't end the story like that bro...
[–]McFeely_Smackup 73 points74 points75 points 1 day ago
clearly, they didn't protect him. and he died.
[–]craniumonempty 19 points20 points21 points 1 day ago
R.I.P. liontamarin
[–]etfp 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
pours out a lil bit for liontamarin
[–]FancySack 8 points9 points10 points 1 day ago
This saddens me. I'm sad.
[–]McFeely_Smackup 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
buck up FancySack, he didn't reallly die.
but he was raped.
[–]liontamarin 25 points26 points27 points 1 day ago
Well, clearly as a 16 year old that was outnumbered and surrounded by power tools I bowed my head, kept my eyes open, and hoped someone didn't "accidentally" hit me in the head with a brick later. (They didn't.)
[–]Crazy_G1raffe 40 points41 points42 points 1 day ago
i don't want to live on this planet anymore.
[–]The-Mathematician 27 points28 points29 points 1 day ago
At my highschool there were plenty openly atheist kids in my classes and nobody ever wanted to talk about religion because we'd smack them down. I know it sounds like we were douches but I tried not to do it if it wasn't blatantly false or wrong. Plus we probably were douches.
Never any violence or really even rude comments.
[–]mrdm242 29 points30 points31 points 1 day ago
You know, we often ridicule fundamentalist Muslims for being violent wackjobs when someone contradicts their worldview. Seems like your average Christian is slowly-but-surely getting to that point as well.
[–]houssc 40 points41 points42 points 1 day ago
Extremism is extremism. The Muslim extremists just happen to frequently reside in virtually lawless and very corrupt parts of the world. If the Christian extremists were in their shoes they'd be doing the same shit (bombings, hijackings, etc...) For now Christians will just have to stick to fag-dragging people, punching people, whining, crying and bullying. This is also why it's important not to allow fundamentalists to run the country. We don't need them in government, otherwise we will end up like those Islamist countries we're supposed to be so afraid of. The irony is that the fundamentalists are trying to convince the voters that this is exactly what they're trying to avoid. I.e claims like "Obama loves muslims!" and what obama is "turning this country into."
[–]Undercrown 23 points24 points25 points 1 day ago
"You'd better pray, because I can't protect you if you don't."
And the jury finds teacher Blah McBlah and the Herp Derp School District guilty and will be fined $1.5mil...
[–]HarryLillis 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
I had a similar though not nearly as threatening situation. I was about to perform an improvisational show with my class in college. We did a group warm up beforehand as one often does in a college for actors, but it was before an actual performance so it was just the performers deciding what to do for a warm up. Right before the show starts they all decide to pray and start gathering in a circle to do so. I certainly didn't mind if they wished to do that but of course, I naturally didn't go to join them. Additionally, they all knew that I was an atheist. They had been in all of my classes for the past two years and it was common knowledge, so I don't know why they expected me to join them.
However, sure enough as the circle formed they left a gap for me and were waiting for me to join them. I didn't even notice until they called me over and I politely replied, "No, thank you," and was rather bewildered that they'd even ask me. I thought that would be enough but they insisted and one of them even came over to me to argue that I should join them. I again politely replied, "Please, go ahead. I'm just an atheist." Eventually she gave up but they spent a good minute trying to convince me that I should pray with them 'for the group'. I have no idea why they even wanted me to join them, let alone carry an expectation that I would.
Similarly I once went to a black church with a friend of mine from the college because they were having a Sunday evening performance and they had a van that would bring students there from the college and he and I happened to be sitting there drinking when someone suggested we should come with them. I've always liked the music at black churches so I said sure. As it turned out, Elmer Gantry was performing that night and it was the most corrupt thing I had ever seen occur in person. He told people that he needed donations to get a private 747 so that he could preach in multiple places around the world, and then had them line up in order of how much they were going to donate to this cause. He didn't even preach about anything. He then asked if anyone wanted to come up and be 'saved', and the friend I came with asked if I wanted to go up. I was still polite, but I couldn't even remotely imagine why he would have asked me. Do people not grasp the 'atheist' thing? Is it difficult to understand?
Ah, oh well.
[–]JakeLV426 11 points12 points13 points 1 day ago
They don't get it. They think atheism is like a weird temporary fever that will dissipate when the Jesus levels in your blood get back to normal.
[–]shamananana 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
Should have reported it to the authorities.
[–]liontamarin 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
Texas, wouldn't have worked.
[–]cralledode 289 points290 points291 points 1 day ago
poe's law in full effect right here
[–]Mattycore 88 points89 points90 points 1 day ago
I never took the time to google this. What is Poe's Law exactly? Is it similar to Pascals Wager?
[–]Grindstone50k 263 points264 points265 points 1 day ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
TL;DR: Not sure if being sarcastic or serious.
[–]Mattycore 179 points180 points181 points 1 day ago
Serious. I just never bothered to look it up yet lol
[–]Grindstone50k 330 points331 points332 points 1 day ago
No, I mean Poe's Law = Not sure if sarcastic or serious.
[–]a3wagner 274 points275 points276 points 1 day ago
This whole thread has been brilliant. That's a wrap, people.
[–]on_the_redpill 35 points36 points37 points 1 day ago
I really hope everyone caught that. Downvotes indicate that 1/4 were slow to the party.
[–]eyes_of_disapproval 14 points15 points16 points 1 day ago
ಠ_ಠ my brain hurts
[–]cralledode 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
this is a good way to put it
[–]eeviltwin 29 points30 points31 points 1 day ago
I see what you don't see you did there...
[–]_mach 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
And yet your two reddit posts right here must've taken up at least as much time as a wiki search...
[–]JEREMIAH_the_Kid 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
Instead of taking half a second to Google it, you ask someone on here to Google it for you and wait on their response... what the fuck
[–]felixfelix 120 points121 points122 points 1 day ago
Cole's Law = Thinly Sliced Cabbage
[–]feedjoecake 18 points19 points20 points 1 day ago
This made me laugh louder then it should have. When i told my brother what i was laughing at he just gave me a look like i'm stupid.
[–]cralledode 32 points33 points34 points 1 day ago
it would have taken fewer keystrokes to google it than to reply to my comment, but poe's law basically states that a good parody of a fundamentalist is indistinguishable from a real fundamentalist on the internet.
[–]rvmclean 480 points481 points482 points 1 day ago
Why is this not a hate crime? If someone was hit by an atheist for being christian would the hate crime criers not come out.
[–]Seananonatron 142 points143 points144 points 1 day ago
My thoughts exactly. And if the kid who threw the punch is over 18, that could be serious criminal charges b/c he admitted on FB that his reason for doing it was religious hatred
[–]General_Dingus 44 points45 points46 points 1 day ago
18 year olds don't say the pledge of allegiance very often...
[–]DesignDecay 61 points62 points63 points 1 day ago
Seniors in highschool. 17-18
[–]Neelpos 14 points15 points16 points 1 day ago
I never had to say the pledge of allegiance in school past fourth grade.
[–]bamfsalad 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
I just finished student teaching. All high school students say it during announcements everyday.
[–]McDuble 294 points295 points296 points 1 day ago
its probably fake.
[–]pdxb3 104 points105 points106 points 1 day ago
GEEZ... why is everyone in r/atheism such a skept.... o...oh.....
[–]SnakeyesX 21 points22 points23 points 1 day ago
Can't they just have faith that people are telling the truth?
[–]Ajinho 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
[–]ironhulk 75 points76 points77 points 1 day ago
I sure hope so.
[–]yerm620 76 points77 points78 points 1 day ago
Sorry... I'm a little under rehearsed in my bible verses. I think it's in Matthew "And thou shall puncheth any man in the frontal portion of the head if they lack faith." - Jesus
[–]chef_emerald 30 points31 points32 points 1 day ago
It was actually in Paul's letter to the Corinthians, but close enough.
[–]redditalreddie 30 points31 points32 points 1 day ago
First Book of Armaments 2:22
[–]NotRedditor 16 points17 points18 points 1 day ago
I was really hoping for this to be a real book in the bible.
[–]danjr 11 points12 points13 points 1 day ago
It will be. It just has to be written. Here's my submission:
Armaments II, Verse 3:22-23 (True American Translation): "There is no greater threat to God's children as that of the faithless. If any man should openly deny the word of God, there must be quick and severe punishment.
Any faithful man near a display of this manner of disrespect should react with a blunt reminder."
[–]FranklinsLighthouses 38 points39 points40 points 1 day ago
Isn't this exactly why "under god" should be taken out of the pledge? If they're going to make us say it, and we're going to face persecution because we don't say it, that is precisely what writers of the Constitution were trying to avoid in the first place.
[–]saijanai 25 points26 points27 points 1 day ago
"under God" wasn't in the original pledge, IIRC.
Nor was "In God we trust" on any of the Founding Fathers' money.
[–]Jagjamin 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
"In God we Trust" has been on coins since 1864. Otherwise, correct.
[–]otherwiseguy 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
Dude, the founding fathers were long dead by 1864.
[–]Jagjamin 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
I could have sworn I replied to one saying that it wasn't added until the 1950's. I think I replied to the wrong one.
EDIT: Replied to the correct one now, I'll leave that there so everyone can see I am a stupid.
[–]unvorsum 102 points103 points104 points 1 day ago
Obama has turned us into a non-face-punching nation. Impeach him!
[–]iRuleDisBitch 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
Bring Back The Sucker Punch!!!
[–]Painwalker 34 points35 points36 points 1 day ago
A place where you can't punch someone for answering a question you asked them with an answer you didn't like?
It would be called a religious hate crime if someone got punched because they expressed their love of Jesus. So what does that make this?
[–]NerdCrush 26 points27 points28 points 1 day ago
If it were my child that was punched, I would press charges for hate crime.
[–]Irongrip 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Press charges? I'd be doing some punching of my own.
[–]MJB25 32 points33 points34 points 1 day ago
They took our God!
They terk our Gerd?
TERK ER GEERD!
[–]no_dice_grandma 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
TERKATUUUURRRR!!!!
[–]HairyAsHull 9 points10 points11 points 1 day ago
DEY DERK DER GEERD!
BACK TO THE PILE!
[–]kulrajwashere 28 points29 points30 points 1 day ago
OP of x-post here, when I submitted it to this subreddit I got downvoted into oblivion and told to post it to r/TheFacebookDelusionfacebook, and how its front of /r/atheism? Oh well
[–]Cyhawk 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
You just have to know your circlejerk crowd to reap in sweet sweet karma.
[–]JVNT 39 points40 points41 points 1 day ago
Maybe someone should have done this to the people who originally added 'under god' into the pledge.
[–]protoopus 16 points17 points18 points 1 day ago
i was in elementary school the day we were told that the pledge was changing.
[–]Murdocx13 42 points43 points44 points 1 day ago
Does this really surprise you? There is a woman I used to work with that would blame the most insane things on Obama including things that happened way before his presidency. I wish I could think of one but I think my brain repressed it so it didn't explode.
[–]niknarcotic 28 points29 points30 points 1 day ago
Damn Obama, instructing the terrorists on 9/11!
[–]cynognathus 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
I wouldn't be surprised if a sizeable portion of the population believed this.
[–]Imaybereptar 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
I've heard "god damn Obama and his war on Afghanistan" that made me chuckle
[–]wwabc 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
we all heard it from Clint Eastwood :-)
ya, Obama, why didn't you check with the Soviets before invading afghanistan! jeesh!
[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 26 points27 points28 points 1 day ago
I would press assault charges based on a hate crime and tell him if he prays hard enough, he might not end up on his knees in prison
[–]poleethman 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
Every awful thing I do is now going to be followed by, "love jesus."
[–]DaveFishBulb 9 points10 points11 points 1 day ago
I just shat on a baby's head, love jesus.
[–]newjobnewshoes 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
I think this could be labeled as a hate crime. But it wont be.
[–]the__itis 13 points14 points15 points 1 day ago
Anyone else think that situations like these should be considered a hate crime?
[–]rpm12345 156 points157 points158 points 1 day ago
As a Brit
[–]defiler86 75 points76 points77 points 1 day ago
I'm from Tennessee and I still having that reaction.
[–]Behindtheline 29 points30 points31 points 1 day ago
Another Tennessean here. What the fuck, man.
[–]TheGizmoh 26 points27 points28 points 1 day ago
also TN here... I knew people like that growing up... being an atheist sucks here...
[–]Shalmander 23 points24 points25 points 1 day ago
Louisiana reporting in. Knew quite a few. Now in Arizona... surrounded by them again...
[–]HeezyB 53 points54 points55 points 1 day ago
Antarctica here, I wish I had people to punch me in the face =[
[–]josephanthony 13 points14 points15 points 1 day ago
PENGUIN PUNCH!
[–]JoshTheDerp 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Another Tennesseean here. This is why I'm still a closet atheist.
[–]ThirdFloorNorth 8 points9 points10 points 1 day ago
Don't know what you guys are talking about, Mississippian here, don't find this shocking at all. Saw shit like this all the time in High School.
[–]Reaper815 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
a toast to the worst public schooling system in the country
[–]ThirdFloorNorth 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
Hear hear!
Except for The Mississippi School for Mathematics and Science :) It's like a beautiful jewel shining brightly from within an abattoir charnel pit.
[–]unhappymagicplayer 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
As a Canadian with no real life encounters with fundamental religious people I have the same reaction
[–]gmacattack73 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago*
No, not seriously. IRL he would be expelled, arrested, and charged with assault.
[–]ANBU_Spectre 40 points41 points42 points 1 day ago
Pretty sure he's a student, since I don't think you're required to say the Pledge of Allegiance at work. I don't know where I'm going with this. Expelled, not fired?
[–]nermid 37 points38 points39 points 1 day ago
Depends on his school. I punched a dude in the face once for being a dick and only got suspended for the rest of the day.
[–]kuanica 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
I'd be so mad, that I wouldn't be mad. Then I'd file the lawsuit and wait for my revenge.
[–]kedipopo 10 points11 points12 points 1 day ago
Something like this happened a while ago at my high school last year during 9/11. My friend, who is a Muslim, was attacked by a bunch of radical Christians blaming his religion on the effects of 9/11. Three of them got expelled from the most prestigious high school in the area that sends at least 15 kids to ivy leagues every year. My friend had to be hospitalized because they broke a rib.
[–]sammyhere 14 points15 points16 points 1 day ago
christianity has been my best entertainment for around 3 months now
[–]Mattycore 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
Yeah it's Obama fault that we had laws in place all these years that prohibits assault on another person...Damn his reasoning and not believing in imaginary sky zombies!
People are getting fucking retarded more and more everyday, I swear lol
[–]IronTek 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago
I prefer Doug Stanhope's version:
The Pledge of Allegiance should come with a disclaimer at the end:
With Liberty and Justice for All*
*Must be 18, void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply, not available in all states.
[–]HappyJackTorrance 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
I've heard of beating the be-jesus out of someone.. but beating the jesus into them?
[–]AssCon 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
This can maybe be counted as a hate crime. I'd talk to some teachers/parents
[–]steampunkwookiee 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
why do people still upvote obviously fake facebook screencaps like this?are you really that gullible or just enjoy beating on your own straw men too much?
[–]DragonTycoon 17 points18 points19 points 1 day ago
Nope. Can't believe it. This HAS to be fake! There's literally no point to anything if this is what the world's come to...
[–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Poe's law...
[–]Low-Gunn 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
What the actual fuck
[–]stillblazin832 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
I want to hug him in the name of atheism, just to add to the confusion.
[–]Nyrb 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Because punching people in the face for disagreeing with you is exactly what Jesus taught...
[–]imaginary_deities 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Apparently when Jesus said "love your enemies" he meant punch them in the face. I suppose every interpretation is just a metaphor.
[–]zprime42 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
"keep your faith"....to yourself...ftfy.
[–]Arrdeearr 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
You guys really need to defriend all these weirdos you are apparently Facebook friends with
[–]Dead-Etiquette 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago
And they call Atheists violent and unreasonable............
[–]HankVatican 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
AMA request: The guy that got punched by Grant.
Questions: 1. What is his address? 2. What is his address? 3. What is his address? 4. What is his address? 5. What is his address?
[–]EthanJames 5 points6 points7 points 1 day ago
I call on all valiant Atheists wherever they may be in the world to kill this Grant without delay, so that no one will dare insult the sacred beliefs of Atheists henceforth. And whoever is killed in this cause will be a martyr, Science Willing.
/s
Please don't ban me
Damn! And all I wanted to do was send a bunch of gay porn to his house.
[–]CarpTunnel 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago
Facebook falsities aside, if this were true, shouldn't it be considered a hate crime?
[–]shamananana 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago*
Suspension is not an appropriate response. Report the assault to the authorities, charge the little criminal accordingly and give the fucker twice as much school work, not a week of vacation.
A history lesson on why America added "under god" as part of the propoganda campaigns.
[–]Lemondoodle 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago
Dear America,
We deserve better than propaganda for one of the political parties of our country. Not to mention that a foreigner earns a profit from the less intelligent of our country, but this whole thing is just wrong.
How can we appeal to the reasonable conservatives among us to shut down the misinformation and propaganda and start their own network that gives them a place to get news that isn't this propaganda and fear mongering that makes a foreigner rich?
[–]charyoshi 26 points27 points28 points 1 day ago
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C7A3gF92YJU/T3733fHnUSI/AAAAAAAAB7M/tlz6PDeQMIE/s640/rustled-jimmies-4-bronwinningg-tumblr.png
mfw
[–]javastripped 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
The American Taliban.
This is exactly the logic that these radical/insane Muslims seem to find acceptable.
Don't agree with my religion? Time to kill you, blow you up, beat you up.
[–]Polky 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
Humanity is so fucked.
[–]chuckles2013 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago*
Ok, I've read some of the Bible. Can someone show the bit where Jesus punched anyone in the face? I know he got mad at a fig tree once, but it had it coming.
[–]pheonixvl 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago
"I punched a kid in the face and got suspended"
"They suspended you for that? WTF!"
[–]matlick 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
Should have been arrested for a hate crime battery
[–]AryaLily 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
He should be charged for a hate crime.
[–]thechampionofnothing 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
Because that's what Jesus would want.
[–]crystal_math92 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
So he punches a guy in the face for his beliefs and somehow Obama is the bad guy?
[–]Kdnce 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago
"Love Jesus" Uhh okay Mr. Spontaneous Violence.
[–]DougisLost 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
Love Jesus. Hate your fellow man. I think a couple pages of this guy's Bible are stuck together or something.
[–]YoRpFiSh 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
It's his biblically proportioned fap fest that's to blame!
[–]bassistmuzikman 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago
Apparently Jesus would vote for Romney.
[–]KingGeb21 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago
I am a Christian, a pastor actually. I must say that if one of the youth in my church would have done this I would have had a counseling session with both him and his parents. In the Bible it clearly states to love each other. Hitting another person just because they don't believe the same thing as you is not loving them. You can disagree with them, and that is perfectly fine. But hitting them is completely unnecessary. When he hit that guy it completely ruined his witness to everyone who saw it or heard about it.
[–]MonkeyKetchup 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago
Is that what Jesus would have done?
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