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[–]Mother_Fucking_Bread 948 points949 points ago

http://imgur.com/a/tFQdo - Some more for your viewing pleasure.

[–]I_Dont_Eat 75 points76 points ago

[–]TerminalPlantain 3 points4 points ago

Hah, this might be my favourite one so far.

[–]danrennt98[S] 501 points502 points ago

Who turgled?

[–]Tabular 139 points140 points ago

I think that may be my favourite captcha comic

[–]Mother_Fucking_Bread 118 points119 points ago

My favorite will always be 'Pieless Alfred' or 'Even Ansberry.' I just sit in tears every time i see them.

[–]royisabau5 56 points57 points ago

16 nighter

[–]GaryOakz 17 points18 points ago

YES! Pieless Alfred!

[–]ChewiestBroom 28 points29 points ago

What about Benedict Glasscock?

[–]DurDurDoerz 4 points5 points ago

Benedict*

[–]Zildjian11 25 points26 points ago

Not 'not-negative python'?

[–]SpiritVapor 9 points10 points ago

I don't get the Even Ansberry one, can you explain it to me?

[–]bopoqod 33 points34 points ago

"Ansberry" sounds like a really posh English name.

[–]hazz182 14 points15 points ago

The man's name is Ansberry. The zombies took everyone, even(including) Ansberry!

[–]iborobotosis23 5 points6 points ago

They killed everyone, even ansberry!

[–]Ceejae 2 points3 points ago

There, there.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 36 points37 points ago

"Honey, I am House" just goes beyond the captcha for me.

[–]faggotmoose 10 points11 points ago

Problem latelmy

[–]Sherrodactyl 3 points4 points ago

I love "Newspapers Ignizzle."

[–]DerpStains 15 points16 points ago

Sorry 'bout tat.

I'm feeling bardmon.

[–]ridik_ulass 9 points10 points ago

who indeed OP, who indeed. you know the saying "he who spelt it delt it"

[–]danrennt98[S] 36 points37 points ago

who ever turgles in class, their ass is grass

[–]Stone_Swan 4 points5 points ago

firft

[–]bbqforbrontosaurus 3 points4 points ago

brupolly.

this one was my favorite

[–]I_Turgled 10 points11 points ago

Sorry

[–]TACTICALMCNUGGETS 46 points47 points ago

YOU'RE A BIG FAT PHONY

[–]MetapodUseHarden 177 points178 points ago

HERE LIES COCONUTS

HE LIVED TOO GODDAMN LONG

[–]the_girl 57 points58 points ago

i was fucking crying at that one.

[–]youre_all_pirates 22 points23 points ago

Your eyes peed.

[–]QueueWho 4 points5 points ago

I was like it can't be THAT funny... I woke up my wife laughing so hard. My face still hurts.

[–]meggle-star 3 points4 points ago

I laughed until I cried. My roommates think I'm crazy now. You have my thanks.

[–]xSPYXEx 3 points4 points ago

Not gunna lie, I kinda jumped when I opened that.

I fucking hate Alf...

[–]DeadSeaGulls 3 points4 points ago

hahah. then by default you love cats.

[–]MasquedPlaty 127 points128 points ago

Good bullatio

[–]rhonage 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit I lost it at that one.

[–]Avengerr 51 points52 points ago

That TIE Fighter one... Perfect.

[–]tiefighterguy 11 points12 points ago

Guy who made it here. I'm so sorry that I found what might have been the perfect Darth Vader reaction for the situation and then wrote down such a shitty caption, and for chopping off the tip of his finger.

Still strange that I see that from time to time randomly on the internet.

[–]Contero 7 points8 points ago

It's so unexpected.

[–]ionsquare 6 points7 points ago

That was my favourite too.

[–]moogoesthecat 26 points27 points ago

Wish I had some crumblies right now.

[–]dawrina 69 points70 points ago

I am playing a dangerous game right now.

I am going through all 42 images while trying hard not to burst into fits of giggles.

in class

[–]accountnumber3 49 points50 points ago

I have failed. These are fantastic.

[–]malarchi 26 points27 points ago

Hardmode: I'm in an office.

[–]HecticHeretic 43 points44 points ago

Expert mode, north korean spy.

[–]TheGoomba 23 points24 points ago

Banned from r/pyongyang for revealing yourself. That's gotta be betrayal or something.

[–]betterthanthou 9 points10 points ago

Nightmare mode, hiding in the attic with Anne Frank.

[–]iirgood 35 points36 points ago

that moonshot

[–]There-Wolf 37 points38 points ago

I lost it at Mcmanus

[–]BbIT 64 points65 points ago

Dat Thomas lol.

[–]Esc4p3 14 points15 points ago

That was average dune pong, at best.

[–]rainbowf00 12 points13 points ago

Dsrfrum Gustav!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Fuck you man. My girlfriend is asleep next to me and you made me grunt like a constipated pig, trying to hold back the laughter.

I should sleep but people like you keep me up.

[–]Aurochs7 9 points10 points ago

Number 10, with Benedict... I bet everyone could always see him coming.

[–]smsy 24 points25 points ago

Honey I am house lol

[–]dianthe 19 points20 points ago

[–]dvdvdvdv 8 points9 points ago

Hahahaha I completely lost it at SIXTEEN NIGHTER... Hahaha. Being a frequent all-nighter because of school, the mere idea of that makes me crazy.

[–]WilsonHanks 22 points23 points ago

You're just a lyin' tometa.

[–]cbearski 10 points11 points ago

holy shit these are hilarious!!! I cannot stop laughing!

[–]NeoShweaty 15 points16 points ago

http://clutch.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/clutch/2012/04/jack_nicholson_approve_gif.gif

YES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!

(seriously, you've made my day with this shit)

[–]MVolta 22 points23 points ago

dat url

[–]brokensocialscene 11 points12 points ago

I lost it at catboat venture

[–]idimik 7 points8 points ago

Cervix status:
[ ] Not rusted
[x] Rusted.

[–]lmaech 3 points4 points ago

NOT COCONUTS!

[–]spillycayo 264 points265 points ago

this one is my favorite.

[–]neffered 79 points80 points ago

I love how sad Raincoats George looks.

[–]Grabowerful 100 points101 points ago

He looks like he won the lottery, but they paid him in raincoats.

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 54 points55 points ago

Nobody ever pays me in raincoats.

[–]thedudemick 396 points397 points ago

Daingert madelyn made me lol.

[–]thepineapplearmy 176 points177 points ago

finally, leopard.

[–]zaval 12 points13 points ago

I'm slow. There isn't even a twist. But I finally understood at that point with the leopard it was always there. Damn captcha and it's ridiculous words, this was funny.

[–]yeahHedid 14 points15 points ago

I READ THAT TOO!!

[–]danrennt98[S] 34 points35 points ago

I'd be lion if I said I could've waited any longer.

[–]jg90 75 points76 points ago

The last one was the best.

[–]LexLV 35 points36 points ago

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE OFFICER OPSBNO!?!

[–]bitchpotatobunny 36 points37 points ago

I also enjoyed consent wasn't

[–]zyedy 8 points9 points ago

I laughed too long at that one. The subject matter of these jokes is just fucked enough to be hilarious.

[–]ReadsYourComments 12 points13 points ago

[–]Spencer027 3 points4 points ago

I don't believe you, lyin' tometa.

[–]Asophis 160 points161 points ago

I'm a big fan of these.

Check out Captcha Comics for more of the same.

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 51 points52 points ago

[–]TheDroopy 22 points23 points ago

These all kind of suck

[–]ZOMGROFLCOPTER 69 points70 points ago

Newspapers Ignizzle is pretty much my favourite thing on the internet ever.

Edit: a full, hilarious selection Edit Edit: Someone beat me to it.

[–]MPS186282 2 points3 points ago

I laughed so much harder than I should have.

[–]Unbelievr 56 points57 points ago

[–]Groggie 8 points9 points ago

I wish it was a little more popular because most of them are hilarious. Been sub'd for a while and not a ton of new content has been submitted.

[–]FAPSLOCK 5 points6 points ago

well...going there was a mistake.

[–]Terps34 26 points27 points ago

[–]Goldentongue 27 points28 points ago

One of the absolute best that still hasn't been posted:

http://i.imgur.com/eBxMF.png

[–]DmcDT 25 points26 points ago

[–]QOAL 51 points52 points ago

[–]fulminic 18 points19 points ago

[–]ChrnoIV 23 points24 points ago

You know the reddit demographic has changed when out of 62 comments, only 2 people remember Inglip...

[–]simpat1zq 12 points13 points ago

I remember, but I was trying to forget.

[–]reiji-maigo 8 points9 points ago

ALL HAIL LORD INGLIP... ò_ó/

[–]CaveExplorer 80 points81 points ago

Every single one of these was created on 4chan between 6 months and a year ago.

[–]WinterGryphon 25 points26 points ago

and there's a large collection of them over on /r/4chan

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/wsh7q/b_makes_captcha_comics/ BOOM

[–]poptert96 10 points11 points ago

HEY FAGGOT OP CHECK THIS OUT

[–]grimebox 7 points8 points ago

So?

[–]txampion_returns 15 points16 points ago

I don't want to see another cry of redditards saying that 9gag steal content without giving credit again.

[–]Shmeeku 9 points10 points ago

Posts on Reddit are always linked to a specific user's account, so it's easy to give credit to that user if they create original content. 4chan's entirely anonymous; who would get the credit for creating the content?

[–]amadmaninanarchy 2 points3 points ago

The website. Reddit loves saying how 9gag steals their shit, but they often post stuff without saying a word about credit to where it came. 9gag does the same, just takes it and posts it from reddit, who took it from 4chan.

[–]silverbullet714 30 points31 points ago

*Snoop Lion

[–]OMNIGOD 16 points17 points ago

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 31 points32 points ago

This shit is gold. Finally something funny on /r/funny

[–]drphungky 26 points27 points ago

What, you don't like reaction gifs and screengrabs from videos with text of the dialogue?

Weirdo.

[–]thebankruptcy 11 points12 points ago

I've got one of those! http://i.imgur.com/knooL.jpg

[–]jumpinglemurs 17 points18 points ago

All hail Inglip!

[–]thatnewjunksmell 8 points9 points ago

Yup. /r/inglip

[–]hcwdjk 14 points15 points ago

While we're at it: the best one ever.

[–]djkimothy 4 points5 points ago

Lost it on the CSI one lol.

[–]toggafreggin 4 points5 points ago

You know these things come from 4chan when generic unoriginal "rage" faces aren't the only thing that constitute the comic. Also because there are captcha's everywhere there.

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 4 points5 points ago

This is probably my biggest contribution to Reddit ever. Here is what was on that news paper Snoop Dogg (Lion?) ignizzled:

HEADLINE

SO MANY FUCKING 

PEOPLE DIED TODAY

IN SOME SHITTY COUN[TY]

FUCKING DAN RATHER

FOX NEWS REPORT[ING]

GERALDO WAS ON

[–]Seizure-Man 4 points5 points ago

[–]Rasuian 8 points9 points ago

IGNIZZLE'D

[–]allovertheplaceband 3 points4 points ago

this is the only thing in r/funny to make me laugh out loud all month

[–]captngiveafawk 3 points4 points ago

Nicely stolen from r/4chan without any credit.

[–]rabidbasher 0 points1 point ago

I lost so damn hard at 'newspapers ignizzle'...

[–]esr360 2 points3 points ago

The last one (CSI one) was actually pretty damn clever.

[–]radiopinetool 2 points3 points ago

Another one I find humorous...

[–]kingproz 2 points3 points ago

Wowww ancient history from 4chan

[–]Workhorse9 2 points3 points ago

ITT: OC from 4chan.

But if it gets posted at 9gag, they are stealing shit.

[–]13thSlayer 4 points5 points ago

You will love this place.

[–]mmmbacon914 2 points3 points ago

I too saw /b/'s Captcha comic thread a few hours ago

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[–]LivewireVoodoo 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Spamusement: Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

(Just realised it's been over 5 years since that was last updated)

[–]bdams19 1 point2 points ago

love him taking off the sunglasses and 2nd pair of sunglasses is underneath

[–]evilarhan 3 points4 points ago

He wasn't taking them off. And you're...

Putting us on.

YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

[–]Scipio33 -1 points0 points ago

First one is my favorite.

[–]nonumbers 1 point2 points ago

I usually laugh at even the worst jokes but I'll be completely honest here. I have absolutely no idea what is funny about this. I'm not trying to mock the comic or anything, I just genuinely don't get it.

[–]ToaL 2 points3 points ago

Random humorous nonsensical CAPTCHAs put into context.

[–]kill_that_robot -1 points0 points ago

why are these so hilarious?! I love it!

[–]finkandr 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Horatio.

[–]billburman 0 points1 point ago

Never let this stop.

[–]thespank 0 points1 point ago

lyin tometa had me rolling

[–]Regginaldo 0 points1 point ago

genius

[–]MrBustos-Riff 0 points1 point ago

Mfw horatio has two pairs of sunglasses

[–]wave538demon 0 points1 point ago

[–]mrdifficult1 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking Captcha. There has to be a better way.

[–]Nicoleness -1 points0 points ago

I want to see more of these.

[–]pl02pl 0 points1 point ago

So they weren't lying when they said everything was a repost...

[–]be_more_canadian 0 points1 point ago

I read it as 'Gotta Love That Canada' and got excited

I was still happy with the result though. Even Ansberry hahaha well played

[–]NeeedWater 0 points1 point ago

You can throw a Hitler stache and hair on anything and it'll look like him

[–]markusbolarkus 0 points1 point ago

these are reCaptchas

[–]sicklyfish 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha. I didn't read the title and thought it was all one comic. My god I was confused.

[–]slampisko 0 points1 point ago

I'd love that unusual asseye as a TF2 hat.

[–]dez4u 0 points1 point ago

That CSI one is actually really clever!

[–]fuckingcaptcha 0 points1 point ago

I do love them. I love them hard. In fact, I'm loving one right now.

[–]snooooty 0 points1 point ago

I've been trying to find one with "Triangular virginia" as the punch line for ages. Anyone have it?

[–]skittles762 0 points1 point ago

The David Caruso one was the perfect ending, I lolled.

[–]ratmfreak 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking shit! I'm dying! Newspapers ignizzle.

[–]Liquid_Solid 0 points1 point ago

These are the best things I've seen al day.

[–]NadeKillerPT -1 points0 points ago

Putting sun glasses on top of sun glasses, like a boss.

[–]LonelyWizzard 1 point2 points ago

NOOO!AAANNNNSSSEERRRRYYYYY!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE ANSBERRY??!?!

[–]goldenyellowbile 0 points1 point ago

has this been a thing? and if so, how long?

[–]hornwort -1 points0 points ago

I think this might be my favourite Reddit post of all time.

[–]fatalie -1 points0 points ago

This is why I browse Reddit.

[–]Jperkexcon 1 point2 points ago

I was on the toilet while reviewing these...laughed so hard I got everything out in one go. Awesome

[–]veggieface 0 points1 point ago

This is subreddit material. I would create it but I've never done it before and can't figure out how to while everything is in pirate... not a fluent speaker, myself.

[–]w00tski 1 point2 points ago

The last one about CSI rape case was very funny.

[–]sgrodgers10 1 point2 points ago

The last one is definitely the best

[–]iamdeastro -1 points0 points ago

The Pregnant one should have been King of the Hill related.

[–]NurmaKhan 0 points1 point ago

I fucking lost it big time to Newspaper ignizzle

[–]sorryforgrammar 1 point2 points ago

i love these. but I still miss one "lord emostab"

[–]ShadowGinger 0 points1 point ago

These are goddamn brilliant.

[–]Gurn-Blanston 0 points1 point ago

Reading the second one in Snoop Dogg's voice made me actually laugh out loud.

[–]Noriak 0 points1 point ago

More.

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

I only made it to the snoop pic and im in tears

[–]DollaDillz 1 point2 points ago

'wasn't ovens' is my favorite.. and 'consent wasn't'

[–]Rebel-Yellow 0 points1 point ago

/r9k/ used to be great.

[–]herp_derpenstein 0 points1 point ago

I have never had a captcha that made any sort of sense. it's always gibberish words that are impossible to get right the first time.

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry but I don't really find this funny. Sorry.

[–]ImaBlackBelt 0 points1 point ago

Downvote because these are all old as fuck but Even Ansberry is my favorite one of all time.

[–]Ryandoe11 -1 points0 points ago

"nigga i aint snoop dogg... they call me SNOOP LION!"

[–]Bullets_TML -1 points0 points ago

I can literally count the pixels on Snoop Do, errr Lion

[–]duBiYou -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't get any of the jokes?

[–]Fazasaur 1 point2 points ago

That CSI Miami reference was the funniest one by far

[–]chase567 0 points1 point ago

You had me at lyin tometa

[–]DeHussey 0 points1 point ago

Second to last one is brilliant

[–]AreallyhardLemon 0 points1 point ago

[–]nimnum -1 points0 points ago

this made my night

[–]NoSubrannke -1 points0 points ago

MORE

[–]Anueploid 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna get down voted to hell, but none of those are funny or even giggle worthy...

[–]ViciousPuddin 1 point2 points ago

How....how can a rapist not be there when he rapes someone?!?

[–]SplitEndPicker 0 points1 point ago

This honestly may be my favorite post of all time.

[–]chrislciaba 0 points1 point ago

I want to supply you with an endless stream of upvotes sir

[–]Evuh 0 points1 point ago

Newspapers IGNIZZLE! Tears were in my eyes. Hahahaha

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

Good Gof these are funny. (Fafer of Jesuf)

[–]ul49 0 points1 point ago

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

ANSBERRY

inhale

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]81830 0 points1 point ago

The first two panels of "Them Crumblies" are absolutely terrifying.

[–]lmYourHuckleberry -1 points0 points ago

NO! NOT ANSBERRY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /DarthVader

[–]reverse_ 1 point2 points ago

... They weren't sure if the rapist was there at the time of the rape ha

[–]inslomo808 0 points1 point ago

It's snoop lion!!!

[–]stonespiral 0 points1 point ago

Finally Leopard is definitely my favorite.

[–]longlashedlady 0 points1 point ago

That last one. HA