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[–]Ayuchuco 25 points26 points ago

These comments suck.

[–]Gorignak 6 points7 points ago

The post sucked to begin with. Reddit anniversary? Repost with impunity.

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[–]Slave2Logic 3 points4 points ago

Don't get your hopes up.

[–]SeaTwertle 0 points1 point ago

They can't all be gold mines.

[–]dubstomper 13 points14 points ago

Who has fights with their pets?

[–]Domian 6 points7 points ago

Cat "owners".

[–]masterchiefr75 2 points3 points ago

The proper way to own a Cat is to have it own you.

[–]BatTitties 0 points1 point ago

[–]No_More_Pants 18 points19 points ago

So what were you and your cat fighting over?

[–]theDigitalNinja 25 points26 points ago

"STOP STEALING MY POOP"

[–]Pooploser-69 23 points24 points ago

So that's how I lost my poop.

[–]bultonic 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the cat was just having sex.

[–]angrywords -1 points0 points ago

They were fighting over the most interesting way to lie and still get karma.

[–]WarBear 0 points1 point ago

The litter box?

[–]Hudek 0 points1 point ago

Why does this seem so familiar?

[–]lst2 6 points7 points ago

If they're sitting on the counter or on table I just slowly push them off until they sudden realize there is an edge and there is nowhere else to go but back down. After having been pushed off 8 or 10 or so times they come to the realization that they are not allowed up when I am in the kitchen and just jump down as I step in.

[–]comicsansibar 6 points7 points ago

Tip: Nobody cares about your cake day. Post something funny.

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

Really? Whats the most link karma you've received from offering anything?

[–]deubski 2 points3 points ago

You were fighting with a cat..

[–]kieferbutt 0 points1 point ago

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Haa

[–]AndSoItWasWritten -1 points0 points ago

This is still my favorite picture on the internet I think.

[–]sywesid -1 points0 points ago

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

I don't like cats because they are all up on your shit. Teach a dog to stay off the leather couch and he does. Your cat will sleep on your food.

[–]Tyler_Was_Here 0 points1 point ago

[–]logicescapesme 0 points1 point ago

Thank god is 5 years old, and I know her.

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

What a pussy.

[–]occasionaLaxer -2 points-1 points ago

I'd fuck em both

[–]foosmith 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't stop staring at the boobs

[–]10InchErection 0 points1 point ago

"YOU'RE ADOPTED!"

[–]bedhead_numbah3 0 points1 point ago

How do you fight with a cat?

[–]loomb 1 point2 points ago

Top comment says how other comments suck. Post sucks and is on front page. Nothing makes sense anymore.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up -5 points-4 points ago

Please don't put pictures of attractive women with boobs in photos that are intended to be funny. I can't concentrate on the funny when boobs are in the way of my eye to brain transmissions.

[–]taratara 0 points1 point ago

I have this fight every day.

Multiple times a day.

[–]1upwastaken 0 points1 point ago

I came here to see how many people hit on you assuming you're the girl in the photo. I'm slightly disappointed...

[–]aienoun -3 points-2 points ago

downvote for phrase "cake day"

[–]thatoneagain -4 points-3 points ago

Once my cat got mad at me and later on when I came home there was a giant poop on my bathmat. True story.

[–]copkiller22 -4 points-3 points ago

This person speaks truths. At least about cat retaliation techniques.

[–]obamatheliar -1 points0 points ago

We share cake days!!

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[–]rock_paper_sizzurp -1 points0 points ago

[le]ft

[–]thetenaciousB 1 point2 points ago

I have an orange step-cat, much like this one. Took us 8 years to get to a point in which he still gives zero fucks about anything I say.

[–]moxiecontin714 -4 points-3 points ago

The first time I saw this I laughed so hard I shit a brick wall.

[–]theDigitalNinja 2 points3 points ago

I would get that checked out.

[–]Danberanaiz -5 points-4 points ago

My favorite post ever.

[–]xxxMDKxxx -2 points-1 points ago

Reason #: 85937 to NOT own a cat

[–]ContstantExcuses -1 points0 points ago

Relevant sorry for the shit music.

[–]Sparer747 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you... use to play Cabal Online??

[–]bjdavis91 -2 points-1 points ago

tits

[–]Lexi_Laura -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen it before but...HEY IT'S YOUR CAKE DAY! Have an upvote! Happy cake day!

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[–]TheGreenShepherd -5 points-4 points ago

i predict that this post will do very well.