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[–]Idiotank 26 points27 points ago

Your girlfriend looks a bit too young to be reading that shit, also how are you not in jail for providing pornography to a minor?

[–]liberterrorism 13 points14 points ago

Pitchfork level: raised.

[–]Beakerbite 1 point2 points ago

Polish your pitchfork guvna?

[–]Varriable 1 point2 points ago

Good lord. OP is fucking immature....

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...kids.

[–]Ontheneedles 12 points13 points ago

Caption is lame, but this gif is awesome. That kid is so jazzed to read a book about trains.

[–]seniortiss 1 point2 points ago

I love how her excitement makes her skip back and forth between the pages so abruptly.

[–]D14BL0 10 points11 points ago

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[–]Billz2me 5 points6 points ago

your girlfriend is a crosseyed baby?

[–]SpeaksDwarren 0 points1 point ago

So, time to abandon /r/funny?

1,140 upvotes and 372 downvotes, 8 comments when I arrived.

Lack of comments indicates that the image is a shitty one-off gag, probably something a fourteen year old would laugh at for a while. "How my girlfriend looks" implies also some type of feeling for the upvoters "implying" (At least, to them) that they understand this because "LOL I SO GET THAT, MAH GF ALWAYS DOES THAT"

Tip of the hat, going to view it now.

Edit: Viewed it, suspicions confirmed. A sped-up gif of a baby looking from ne page to the next, with just a bit of zoom, to create an all-together jarring experience that left me unsatisfied, and feeling as if I had been promised something that OP failed to deliver. Also, it's a baby, implying OP is a pedophile. Obviously a joke, but really, there are many more gifs that that title would be much more suited for. A better one for this might be "LOL BABAY ON CRACK ONLY CLICK IF 14 W/ ADULT GF"

[–]atheos93 0 points1 point ago

Gesundheit.

[–]fluffyrainbowunicorn 1 point2 points ago

Anyone has a link to the video where this gif comes from? I've been wanting to rewatch it since I saw it on AFV a couple of years ago...

[–]wytewydow 1 point2 points ago

1200 votes; 6 comments.... I've never seen anything like it.

[–]knalbtniop 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend is currently reading this, I can confirm this is accurate.

[–]loomb 0 points1 point ago

Porn for women, novel about handsome powerful rich man dominating submissive young intern. Porn for men, penis, vagina, money shot, scene.

[–]l4wd0g 0 points1 point ago

Like a baby pretending to read?

[–]hydrox 0 points1 point ago

The woman next to me on the plane going on holiday was like that. Still reading when I got off.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

This is sick. Everyone knows the rule is 1/3 of your age minus 3 is the youngest you should date. As I am 30, my current girlfriend just about follows this rule.

[–]c08855c49 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to point out that she would also look stpud, because 50 Shades of Grey was written by someone who has no idea what sex is and if she tried to do half of what is in that shitty book, not only would she be turned off of BDSM, but also turned off of normal sex. That book is the most inacurate depiction of BDSM I have ever seen, up to and including what 1990's housewives think happens in the bedrooms of nonvanilla folks.

tl;dr 50 shades of grey is a shitty book and I hope your GF doesn't try and make you fuck her with ben wa balls inside of her vagina.