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[–]hngovr 28 points29 points ago

[–]erikgil 9 points10 points ago

Yes, she's a filthy funny woman.

[–]shigg1975 3 points4 points ago

Thanks!

[–]tmelee 2 points3 points ago

what's up Richmond

[–]MajorMol 34 points35 points ago

I found a grape flavored blunt wrap in my car after it was stolen. I wonder if she's linked...

[–]zkredux 51 points52 points ago

Nope, that just confirms that it was stolen by a black guy, which we already knew.

[–]KS1 8 points9 points ago

He just wanted that purple stuff.

[–]Corvuss 1 point2 points ago

[–]mtbr311 0 points1 point ago

Purple drank?

[–]frogbox 0 points1 point ago

Purple sticky punchhhhh

[–]Hight5 13 points14 points ago

I'm white and I smoke blunts.

I fucking love blunts.

I think I'll have one now.

EDIT: It was wonderful.

[–]Hey_Sexy_Lady 5 points6 points ago

I think I'll eat it now.

I think I'll eat it now... wait a minute, which one of you flatfoots took my blunt roll-up

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[–]tswpoker1 41 points42 points ago

Its an optimo mistake

[–]swaythepirate 6 points7 points ago

I see what you did there!

[–]silvad702 6 points7 points ago

why do you have to be so blunt?

[–]shigg1975 14 points15 points ago

This is the 2nd funny tweet from this lady I have seen. It makes me almost want join Twitter to follow her.

[–]croagunk 6 points7 points ago

I've seen at least 4 posted in the last few days. Apparently it's easy karma-whoring.

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and what is better, the posting allows me to not have to sign up for twitter!

[–]ShaneUmlauts 0 points1 point ago

Why? They all get posted here anyway.

[–]ImagionAries 1 point2 points ago

I joined just to follow Hayley Williams

[–]bhous3 3 points4 points ago

To the unaware, Hayley Williams 'accidentally' tweeted a topless pic of herself some time back

The picture is here. NSFW

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Nude Twitter pics always suck. I want to see all of her body.

goes back to Photoshop

[–]CormacOney 0 points1 point ago

nice

[–]gammet 9 points10 points ago

who the fuck is this lady

like the new queen of reddit

[–]Gromitt42 0 points1 point ago

4chan is that way (points)

[–]Jblackbelt 14 points15 points ago

So that's what was in my lunch today, good thing I traded it for a snakpack

[–]vegetables_suck 10 points11 points ago

Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

[–]BigGay-AL 10 points11 points ago

I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

[–]JesusRodeDinosaurs 4 points5 points ago

Donkey Kong sucks!

[–]realnickivey 5 points6 points ago

You know something? YOU SUCK!

[–]darthmaul4114 1 point2 points ago

I seriously just had this conversation (of BM quotes) with my friend yesterday.

[–]Gromitt42 0 points1 point ago

Clearly never played Leisure Suit Larry

[–]lerichkid 8 points9 points ago

love seeing RVA represented

[–]anotherimprov 0 points1 point ago

i am too. i'm relating.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 4 points5 points ago

I was not expecting to laugh at that.

[–]sppratam 4 points5 points ago

Mother of the Year.

[–]BagOfMilk 5 points6 points ago

Why x-post from another major subreddit? Its still on the front page, higher up than this.

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[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

I'm still surprised /r/WTF is a default.

You'd think some 13 year old First Day on Reddit kid would see some fucked-up shit and............well I'll let you use your imagination from there.

[–]somecleverusername62 1 point2 points ago

also x-posts are when the same person posts in more than one subreddit... this is just someone else taking a popular post and reposting it somewhere else for karma. x-post whores are the worst karma whores.

[–]johncolbert13 3 points4 points ago

ha

[–]Butt-Cheek-Bandit 3 points4 points ago

Don't look at me that way

[–]oldpunker 3 points4 points ago

I haven't actually LOL'ed in a while. That is funny.

[–]Metroda87 0 points1 point ago

I wish she was my mom, bitch gave me a samich and a blunt, score!

[–]GardensOctopi 4 points5 points ago

My cat gets the blunt wrap package confused with her cat treats. But then she realizes, it's better.

[–]wh0ligan 3 points4 points ago

I haven't toked in years as I am subject to random testing any time for my industry, but what the heck ever happened to rolling papers?

[–]shaggy1265 8 points9 points ago

They still exist and are used frequently.

Blunt wraps are larger and a lot of times are flavored. Sometimes it's nice to roll a fat chocolate flavored blunt over a regular joint.

[–]kernunnos77 4 points5 points ago

Blueberry blunt-wrap + Blueberry Kush is a pretty awesome combination.

[–]kernunnos77 4 points5 points ago

Blunts are for 4+ heads, Joints are for 1-3.

Yes, I'm fully aware that you can roll bigger joints, but then someone always tries to hot-box it on their hit, and it really fucks up the smokability.

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

slow clap; passes the blunt

[–]koolkid005 4 points5 points ago

Blunts are better than joints.

[–]MonkeyInATopHat 17 points18 points ago

That's just, like, your opinion man.

[–]koolkid005 3 points4 points ago

Actually I don't even know how to roll a blunt but if i did i would.

[–]CaptainEhAwesome 2 points3 points ago

Well that didn't help me learn at all.

[–]MonkeyInATopHat 0 points1 point ago

yea you really need 3 hands to watch that video effectively...

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

No i'm a champ at rolling joints, I just can't roll a blunt.

[–]MonkeyInATopHat 0 points1 point ago

its pretty much the same thing, with a twist. If you can roll a joint I think you could roll a blunt. Also that video is worth a watch even if you already know how to roll a J, if you know what I mean.

[–]never_knows_best 0 points1 point ago

If you really roll joints that frequently and can't figure out how to roll a blunt, maybe you should stop smoking so much.

[–]kernunnos77 2 points3 points ago

Bongs are where it's at, my friend.

[–]koolkid005 1 point2 points ago

Yeah well I'm broke. Well not broke but on a budget. a 100+ dollar bong doesn't fit into my budget and isn't portable.

[–]kernunnos77 0 points1 point ago

Quite understandable. I was lucky enough to get mine for $50, all glass except for the O-ring and the seal for the grommet. Made in China, red glass with awesome blue swirlies that provide extra grip, and thick enough to not shatter if it gets tipped over. (I have replaced the bowl/slide a few times, but this bowl/slide has lasted over a year)

It's only portable when I'm smoking indoors, within a short walk (Apartments). I like TOPS 100-count for anything outdoors or farther away, but I'll buy cigarillos or blunt-wraps if there's someone available who can roll them.

Edit: This conversation would be more suited for /r/trees. My apologies to the non-tokers in /r/funny.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I thought someone called for me.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

"If you're broke, don't take the toke."

[–]NorthStarTX 0 points1 point ago

This kills the industry.

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

What kills the industry is people spending every last penny on weed because then they have no money for everything else and their whole life is fucked up.

[–]NorthStarTX 1 point2 points ago

Meme joke, but yes, if there is a danger in smoking pot, that's it.

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

I still smoke the occasional joint but, honestly, blunts taste so much better and burn much slower.

[–]Apostolate 6 points7 points ago

Peach flavored? The school will count that towards his required fruit count for the day.

[–]Judge_Syd -3 points-2 points ago

No they wont.

[–]bhous3 7 points8 points ago

how do sarcasm

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 3 points4 points ago

She is leading the pack for mother of the year.

[–]dragonmaster182 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure the school is going to love that.

[–]Siicp 4 points5 points ago

so...fucking....ugly..!

[–]Pestilence86 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this the woman who's ashtray fell from her stomach when the unborn baby kicked?

[–]CutTheMatrix 1 point2 points ago

Nobody has ever said blunt wrapper

[–]skuba 1 point2 points ago

So I am currently herbin' and I was thinking to myself, "nobody told me you could wrap with a fruit roll up!" Woosh...

[–]WildWasteland 0 points1 point ago

Not even at the party yet, but you are already drunk. Must be pretty sweet.

[–]xXxda-chronic-420xXx -2 points-1 points ago

lol fk yh if i wuz da kid i'd b liek fk yh get hihg at schol rofl

[–]sullipilot 3 points4 points ago

[–]itzmedavid 3 points4 points ago

Fuck Yeah, If I was the kid, I'd be like fuck yeah get high at school!

[–]mgh245 1 point2 points ago

(Rolling on floor laughing.)

[–]skuba -1 points0 points ago

this whole sub thread is gold

[–]xXxda-chronic-420xXx 0 points1 point ago

rly whut dose tht enve say lol r u a retart or do u not speak engishl taht well or myebe ur just high roflmao

[–]d0wn7h1ft -2 points-1 points ago

might need to tighten up those pipes /r/tress is leaking pretty bad lately

[–]K-RISP 1 point2 points ago

Did you say steak?

[–]jb700000 -3 points-2 points ago

If i wanted to see every one of this woman's tweets i would subscribe to her on twitter. stop it.

[–]Gromitt42 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same thing. Similar with Ron Swanson, as much as I love that show it seems everyone who wants some karma just posts a scene from P&R. The other day /funny was littered with it.

Good marketing maybe?

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[–]griffinhamilton 3 points4 points ago

Poop.

[–]md4072 -2 points-1 points ago

bull fucking shit