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[–]oldSAP 320 points321 points ago

Oh, I'm sure this is just another one of those "why would you click on that??" things, I'll just click and feel smug about....HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING IT RIGHT IN THE ASS

[–]JamSpace 170 points171 points ago

Gives 'ass rape' a whole new meaning

[–]racer_24_4evr 19 points20 points ago

It's not rape if you yell "surprise" in giraffe... or donkey.

[–]iosman 26 points27 points ago

giraffe fucking a donkey - check. Now I've seen it all. Only thing left to do is to stare at the wall for another 60 years.

[–]zleuth 19 points20 points ago

Somebody sounds jealous.

[–]sirbruce 7 points8 points ago

How do you know it's in the a--oooooh I get it.

[–]question_all_the_thi 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. I viewed the picture again, thinking I had missed something, but could find no clue of which hole it was.

Oh, he was just making us click again?

[–]UbiquitousCheese 41 points42 points ago

Sometimes I try to explain the internet to my 93 year old Grandmother, who grew up in an orphanage without phones during the depression, but now I realize that I should stop doing this at once.

[–]TheGreenShepherd 29 points30 points ago

It's not like the internet made the giraffe fuck the donkey.

[–]idrink211 11 points12 points ago

But it did make me aware that it happens.

[–]Infinitopolis 9 points10 points ago

Take a second and think about all the crap THEY did for fun back then that we will probably never hear about. Endless hours to fill.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 24 points25 points ago

"It's not just a hoop! It's a hoop and a stick!"

[–]Pronage 660 points661 points ago

OP delivers. Was not expecting that

[–]theartofrolling 545 points546 points ago

Neither was the donkey.

[–]Journalisto 226 points227 points ago

I hee-hawed.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]bedpan3 35 points36 points ago

He sure gave him the big burrito.

[–]ISeeYouuu 43 points44 points ago

Sex in the anus

[–]PinheadX 16 points17 points ago

Sex in the anus ass

FTFY

[–]Jonny_Stranger 6 points7 points ago

Much more super way better.

[–]p1astik 10 points11 points ago

Pretty sure he's going to feel the ram-ifications from that.

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 18 points19 points ago

This is relevant to my interests.

[–]olivermihoff 19 points20 points ago

Neither was the Giraffe, but he'll take what he can get.

[–]Atlasdaniel 24 points25 points ago

Who doesn't like a little ass?

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points ago

I read the title, still clicked, wtf was I expecting?

[–]KazzaBiss 130 points131 points ago

Dead dove. Do not eat.

[–]tha_dood 18 points19 points ago

Why did he walk back to the computer to shoot himself?

[–]BraveLittlePoaster 2 points3 points ago

You wouldn't be able to tell that he shot himself if he didn't. Gifs don't have sound.

[–]rachface636 15 points16 points ago

Yep, came to the comments to see if someone already posted this.

[–]Renegadeboy 8 points9 points ago

I feel you bro.

[–]SeanGarrity 10 points11 points ago

For once, I read a title and did NOT click. I actually chose to go to the comments first and it looks as though I've been rewarded for my restraint!

Thanks for taking that bullet for me.

[–]critercat 21 points22 points ago

It was as advertised.

[–]Infinitopolis 23 points24 points ago

Bring on the Gironkey

[–]kooolcat 20 points21 points ago

Gir-ass-ic Park?

[–]daddys_lil_soldier 10 points11 points ago

Was expecting it to be this. http://imgur.com/gallery/Z9djM

[–]Logoll 121 points122 points ago

Yeah I think you need an anatomy lesson.

[–]ZeekySantos 73 points74 points ago

It is most definitely not a giraffe fucking a donkey. You can clearly see the giraffe's front legs are on the same side of the donkey that it's hind legs are. You can also see the crotch region of said giraffe and it's clearly nowhere near the donkey's ass.

[–]Puppetteer 48 points49 points ago

I thought I was crazy. Do people no longer look for giraffe penises in pictures?

[–]I_LIKE_GIRAFFE_BONER 3 points4 points ago

... I do...

[–]tc9993 22 points23 points ago

[–]free_hugs_or_buttSex 3 points4 points ago

It does kind of look like the Giraffe is lining up.

[–]Pandorasbox64 4 points5 points ago

So should the title be "Picture of a giraffe TRYING to fuck a donkey"?

[–]matt01ss 9 points10 points ago

STOP RUINING OUR FUN!

[–]mslade 4 points5 points ago

He's obviously fucking it with his chest penis. Giraffes have that, don't they?

[–]paulthewalrus 54 points55 points ago

The neck is the giraffe's second longest shaft.

[–]distopiandoormatt 14 points15 points ago

It's first longest being its legs.

[–]thatapenis 23 points24 points ago

The penis actually ranks fifth.

[–]SavageNoble 11 points12 points ago

I defer to your expertise.

[–]tbai 113 points114 points ago

geraffes are so dumb.

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to fuck a donkey. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to fuck the donkey.

[–]G59 157 points158 points ago

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[–]ClaudeDuMort 84 points85 points ago

Stupid long horses.

[–]SockGoblin 4 points5 points ago

My god, It's been years since i've seen that comment, anyone have a link?

[–]ClaudeDuMort 9 points10 points ago

Just re-read it yesterday. Here ya go: Long Horses

[–]xBURNONEx 59 points60 points ago

He's fucking an ass in the ass

[–]UninformedDesigner 3 points4 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]V3RC1NGET0RIX 16 points17 points ago

How could that giraffe schtup so low?

[–]9Freeski 4 points5 points ago

Gotta do what ya gotta do.

[–]sgpope 233 points234 points ago

[–]RedRobin0 177 points178 points ago

[–]LonelyBrotha 32 points33 points ago

I had the same exact thought as I clicked it

[–]MrNewking 51 points52 points ago

I was expecting this: http://i.imgur.com/dsmBI.gif

[–]Legnut 13 points14 points ago

Who the fuck downvotes bacon?

[–]MrNewking 72 points73 points ago

[–]thatapenis 11 points12 points ago

I just noticed the mini tacos in the fridge. Who wants mini tacos?!

[–]re1071990 18 points19 points ago

I came looking for this, was not disapinted

[–]wildlyoscillate 43 points44 points ago

I usually hate reposts, but the title really made it in this case.

[–]Amsterdom 8 points9 points ago

the funny thing is, POTATO managed to get more points for simply stating what's in the picture, without some funny quip or comment in the title

[–]z999 10 points11 points ago

Closest one is 3 months. This is ok by me.

[–]dusty2084 18 points19 points ago

Maybe it's just me but I hate when people do this.

[–]rmxz 2 points3 points ago

Who do what?

Post reposts so more people can see interesting content (which the OP did); or posts links to reposts in commends so more people can see interesting comment replies (which the parent poster did); or just post nagging complaints (which you did)?

I only hate one of those.

[–]Downstroyer 4 points5 points ago

I agree, if you'll look at all those points, none of them would have made it to the front page. As a person who browses the front page mainly, it's nice to see it and my first time.

Does it really matter that much if things get reposted?

[–]lordxakio 11 points12 points ago

To the window, to the wall, till the sweat drop down my balls.. get low, get low, get low....

[–]FranktBunny 12 points13 points ago

Well, I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]Iamnotb0b 15 points16 points ago

Deaddove.jpg

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

The giraffe looks like it stumbled into the donkey at the time the pic was taken. The giraffe has all four legs on the ground, behind the donkey and the donkey is not underneath the giraffe. Plus no giraffe dick.

Sorry, no inter species love mongering, just good timing and a great perspective with a camera.

[–]M3TLH3D 2 points3 points ago

Don't know what I expected.

[–]huntersctt 2 points3 points ago

Dead dove, do not eat

[–]Shadowglove 5 points6 points ago

The giraffe doesn't have any nuts. No nuts, not a male. This is a female giraffe laying down.
Too bad I had to destroy the fun for you.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I want to know what offspring happens in this case- gironkey?

[–]Journalisto 7 points8 points ago

No, no. A Gironkey is a sort of gyrating dance move done mostly be confused white girls.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 3 points4 points ago

To be fair, most things are done by confused white girls.

[–]oldschooljesus 0 points1 point ago

DM:HS

[–]so_ur_mama_said 0 points1 point ago

In a way this picture reminds me of a porno I watched a few days ago of a Mandingo black man fucking a petite Latina. Well I'll just leave now.

[–]RonaldTheGiraffe 2 points3 points ago

I disapprove. But still, have an upvote

[–]doncristo 2 points3 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]indyskater09 2 points3 points ago

Well i dont know what i expected..

[–]GavintheGregarious 2 points3 points ago

As a 6' tall white guy, this is what fucking my short Asian GF is like.

[–]iamjamin 2 points3 points ago

I clicked it thinking it cant be a giraffe fucking a donkey, lo and behold.. its a giraffe fucking a donkey

[–]tamaleguy 0 points1 point ago

As a tall man who consistently dates short girls... I know that feel, bro.

[–]BitterNAlone 1 point2 points ago

That giraffe is a ass

[–]PrayForMojo_ 2 points3 points ago

I bet a Gironkey would be pretty cool.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Wow! Even in the animal kingdom Democrats are fucked!

[–]Elumako 25 points26 points ago

Shut the fuck up, Romney.

[–]WolsOg 0 points1 point ago

sometimes I wonder who they're polling.

[–]yaqueeah 2 points3 points ago

Man, look at Obama's salt and pepper hair. He just looks so damn presidential.

[–]SilverWolfeBlade 1 point2 points ago

I LOVE YOU POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]derrtybird 1 point2 points ago

I came in expecting to be fooled with something else. Nope. It's a picture of a giraffe fucking a donkey.

[–]stickofchap 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what else I was expecting when I clicked the link.

[–]vedfolnir 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]Mikkel8CFC26 1 point2 points ago

oh god

[–]dancer2014 1 point2 points ago

Photoshop? What's the green thing between the giraffes legs?

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point ago

Now let's see it fuck an elephant.

[–]elixir8282 0 points1 point ago

Overqualified

[–]qupa1210 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting something political, ended being an honest post. Odd.

[–]MrFeelBadButtHurt 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, another one of those 'Y'all motha fuckers need Jesus' pics...uh....hmmm.....I see...well damn."

[–]spicybadgersauce 0 points1 point ago

[–]npech001 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting "ya'll muthafuckas need jesus"

[–]Walkens_Cowbell 0 points1 point ago

woah...

[–]ballchinneus 0 points1 point ago

What you said it was in the title, is exactly what it is.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

Offspring: Girasse

[–]PraetorianXX 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a pain in the ass

[–]Harutinator 0 points1 point ago

Welcome back

[–]Staceface2015 1 point2 points ago

A part of me knew I shouldn't have clicked this..

[–]abazilla 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I'm more shocked to have seen POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS post over a giraffe fucking a donkey?

The Internet, everybody.

[–]ballchinneus 1 point2 points ago

What you said it was in the title, is exactly what it is.

[–]Shwoodge 0 points1 point ago

my life is complete

[–]Ancient_Cookies 0 points1 point ago

Why would I click on that.

[–]treatemright 0 points1 point ago

My grandmother always used to say, "Some days you're the giraffe, and some days you're the donkey."

I FINALLY GET IT.

[–]dredawg 0 points1 point ago

I only clicked when I saw who the OP was. You never disappoint Pima.

[–]currish 0 points1 point ago

DAT NECK

[–]heyyyyyyy37383 0 points1 point ago

seriously though, could this result in offspring?

[–]midgetsinheaven 0 points1 point ago

How low can you go?

[–]zboned 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]Dnlx5 0 points1 point ago

Descriptive title, Unique content, shocking username.

[–]chiefton 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would fap again

[–]xGerbil 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting the "y'all need Jesus" lady.

[–]teefletch 0 points1 point ago

could this be considered beastiality??

[–]RainbowPie 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what i was expecting...

[–]Devian50 0 points1 point ago

I don't even know why I opened this... :/

[–]BigJerd886 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did I click on this?

[–]Black_Diamond 0 points1 point ago

What was I expecting?

[–]kenny667 0 points1 point ago

the title did not dissapoint my expectations

[–]MagicBowls 0 points1 point ago

... I don't know what i was expecting when i clicked the link...

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure what I was expecting.

[–]pedolobster 1 point2 points ago

That appears to be a female giraffe. a male giraffe's penis is between his rear legs.

[–]Alaskanandrew 0 points1 point ago

How can you read that title and not click on it?

[–]sexybabyxxx6969 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting another "Y'all need jesus"

[–]LCC45 0 points1 point ago

"POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS" Yeah, somehow I expected you would deliver.

[–]spaz1904 0 points1 point ago

Yup. That's exactly what this is.

[–]Goodykoontz -1 points0 points ago

ENOUGH WITH DEAD DOVE!!!!!

[–]slayerr22 0 points1 point ago

don't know what I was expecting to see

[–]kyle_n 0 points1 point ago

i'll be in my bunk

[–]teacoopz 0 points1 point ago

Can I subscribe to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS? Always posting that quality shit.

[–]ruffedup 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]eno2001 0 points1 point ago

What a deviant. Sorry dude but that isn't going to work.

[–]mrcookieeater 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who can see the giraffe is female?

[–]TheBigBrainOnBrett -1 points0 points ago

[–]Gadolf_Shmitler 0 points1 point ago

Not sure what I expected clicking on that

[–]sweaterbydarwin 0 points1 point ago

that donkey in the back is all like "keep your head down, Ned, and maybe he won't notice us."

[–]freecandy_van 0 points1 point ago

She hit the flo, next thing you know, shorty got low low low low low low low low

[–]Pyrepenol 0 points1 point ago

It's weird how i've seen a video about men fucking donkeys and giraffes fucking donkeys, but still havent seen a donkey fucking a donkey

[–]BuggleGum 0 points1 point ago

This. This is exactly what I expect (somewhat hope) to see from POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. The cute shit throws me off. This has made me feel better. Thank you.

[–]VonStrangle 1 point2 points ago

ROUND TABLE!!

[–]hornfolio 0 points1 point ago

Not really sure what I expected to see with this caption... but sure enough, it's a picture of a giraffe fucking a donkey.

[–]Mor1or 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck would I click on something like that?!

[–]RHCP4Life 0 points1 point ago

I clicked the blue link...then read the title.....

[–]ScottiDoo 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter had sex

[–]ChimRichles 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait to see what a Gironky is going to look like.

[–]bowmhoust 0 points1 point ago

What I was expecting. I know it don't.

[–]WestcoastWelker 0 points1 point ago

They're just long horses.

[–]Based_life 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]tommybread 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' long horses, man.

[–]JJSwagger 0 points1 point ago

Why do I click things in WTF?? Will I never learn?

[–]Zarcnest 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know what to expect when I opened that picture....

[–]incith 0 points1 point ago

GIRAFFE_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]shitpplsay[!] 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass

[–]ballchinneus 0 points1 point ago

What you said it was in the title, is exactly what it is.

[–]FISTED_YOUR_MISSUS 0 points1 point ago

Gironkeys!!

Gironkeys everywhere!

[–]littlebear8769 0 points1 point ago

Not sure what else I was expecting when I clicked that..

[–]Sugarcomet 0 points1 point ago

Well...I don't know what I was expecting....

[–]Hammertime2 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why I even opened this...

[–]PTech_J 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why I clicked that.....

[–]wkenneth1 1 point2 points ago

Any port in a storm.

[–]radikul 0 points1 point ago

You think "a woman fucking a horse", and you get there...and it's a woman fucking a horse.

[–]Seamanswaffles 0 points1 point ago

GET LOWWWW GET LOW GET LOW GET LOW YEAAAAAAAAAh -lil jon

[–]just_awful_username 0 points1 point ago

Baby names? Girkey?

[–]Searchlights 0 points1 point ago

This thread delivers.

[–]Dave2pt0 0 points1 point ago

Being six foot and two inches, this is how I look like doing doggy style with girls under 5'10''.

[–]brewerstake 0 points1 point ago

it sure is!

[–]dongpal 0 points1 point ago

Everyone gets desperate if you can't jerk yourself of.

[–]Hipashia 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what I expected to see, honestly.

[–]xfniko 0 points1 point ago

dm;hs

[–]marshmellooo 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to be another "Yall motherfuckas need Jesus" thing. I think I'm bummed that it wasn't.

[–]8v9 0 points1 point ago

dat ass

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

In stand like that giraffe when I pee with a boner.

[–]tgibson28 0 points1 point ago

I was expective a 'Y'all motherfuckas need jesus'

Good job OP, good job

slow clap

[–]SLGC17 0 points1 point ago

Wow, it really was a picture of a giraffe fucking a donkey

[–]fringent -1 points0 points ago

I see your giraffe...

http://imgur.com/PWbMe (O.C)

I took this while sailing on the Nile in 2004

[–]tyranno5aurus 0 points1 point ago

Aptly titled.

[–]easy_Money 0 points1 point ago

Well, it sure is.

[–]jiggymaster24 0 points1 point ago

Finally a post title that actually matches the image.