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[–][deleted] 161 points162 points ago

ahh yes, literally posted last week.

[–]NotaMethAddict 74 points75 points ago

Yep:

title comnts points age /r/
Come on in 0coms 5pts 5dys aww
Why hello there, little doggle... 0coms 5pts 4dys pics
I've been expecting you 0coms 3pts 4dys pics
Oh... Hai... (X-Post from r/aww) 0coms -2pts 3dys funny
Oh, hai... 159coms 1703pts 4dys aww
Oh hai 1com 70pts 4dys pics
Oh hai... [fixed] 2coms 3pts 3dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Sup_Shenanigans 20 points21 points ago

That is being posted with alarming frequency.

[–]NotaMethAddict 7 points8 points ago

You are on Reddit.

[–]MeowNeko 4 points5 points ago

You are on literally every top comment thread I've looked at today.

[–]NotaMethAddict 8 points9 points ago

I've literally only commented in two threads today.

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

Double whammy. Nice touch.

[–]insaneacorn 2 points3 points ago

Odd how the 5th posting of it blew up... but the first 4 fizzled... ಠ_ಠ

[–]bbluemann 0 points1 point ago

You are on Reddit.

[–]insaneacorn 0 points1 point ago

Granted, just curious what makes that particular repost blow up so much. :)

[–]bobbybusche 1 point2 points ago

Damnit. Im on Reddit 24/7 and I somehow missed this repost? I've been slacking.

[–]Robby5566 2 points3 points ago

Wow, it was actually a whole week ago?

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

Nope, 4 days.

[–]kavorka2 0 points1 point ago

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

Less then that...

[–]tahrox 13 points14 points ago

[–]reiji-maigo 0 points1 point ago

Whining about this repost granted... \o/

[–]Sabmac 22 points23 points ago

Pretty sure I saw this on the front page yesterday.

[–]shitstorage 20 points21 points ago

You could wait at least a few days before reposting.

[–]sudomv 5 points6 points ago

Too busy not finding your own material?

[–]chilidog17 6 points7 points ago

Repost

[–]AquaShrimpp 5 points6 points ago

How many times is this gonna be posted for fuck sake

[–]edditorRay 3 points4 points ago

Ya couldn't even wait a week to repost?

[–]Berserk1234 6 points7 points ago

Snoop dogg's dog

[–]NekkidSnaku 7 points8 points ago

Snoop lion*

[–]Dastrados 13 points14 points ago

repost

[–]Alex-Cross 3 points4 points ago

Downvoted for repost! :D

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 5 points6 points ago

"Ah Yiss. Pizza"

[–]surrenderdorothy 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't anyone use Karma Decay?

[–]scamperly 1 point2 points ago

Is reposting all you do?

[–]slippermen01 1 point2 points ago

If I see one more Goddamn repost I will hurt every single body in this area!

[–]OliviaMartin212 1 point2 points ago

You couldn't even wait a day before reposting this?

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Whatever you do, do not enter.

The occupants are fucking weird.

[–]Dr_Eastman 4 points5 points ago

[–]ieatbees 0 points1 point ago

I was about to say that TV doesn't show the same show twice in two days (this was just posted yesterday, karmadecay doesn't show it), but then I remembered that TV actually does show the same episodes the next day.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

these dogs are like little creepy aliens that burst out of someone's chest

[–]whereallthepieswent 1 point2 points ago

snoop dogg?

[–]__mm 3 points4 points ago

No idea who's voice I just read it in, but I creeped myself out.

[–]steenarie 1 point2 points ago

I read it in the German Cannibal's (from IT Crowd) voice. And was equally creeped out but giggled about it because anything reminding me of IT Crowd is worth giggling about.

[–]Coolguyzack 0 points1 point ago

Lol I read it in Socucius Ergalla's voice. Nasally and annoying

[–]lexalynn 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Come on in 0coms 5pts 5dys aww
Why hello there, little doggle... 0coms 5pts 4dys pics
I've been expecting you 0coms 3pts 4dys pics
Oh... Hai... (X-Post from r/aww) 0coms -2pts 3dys funny
Oh, hai... 159coms 1703pts 4dys aww
Oh hai 1com 70pts 4dys pics
Oh hai... [fixed] 2coms 3pts 3dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]IAmHomeless -1 points0 points ago

You failed. too much emphasis on the S.

[–]jasonandpeter 0 points1 point ago

Quick question for everyone here. What would you say is the cancer that is killing reddit?

[–]TheREALWincey -1 points0 points ago

BUDDY... Worst dog ever!

[–]Mister_Butters 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if bikers with grenades, or Mormons.

[–]macewindu69[!] -1 points0 points ago

i wish i could upvote this x forever

[–]Bucketcup 0 points1 point ago

I think I will....

[–]derek_92 0 points1 point ago

[–]fuckyourcouchplease 0 points1 point ago

Yisssss.

[–]lunachick72 0 points1 point ago

The title is dirty.

[–]OzzerOfGashes 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh yess i saw you last week.

[–]Digita1B0y 0 points1 point ago

I don't need any rubber nipples. But do you have any...rubber walrus protectors?

[–]coldshooter 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read this in Ursula's voice from The Little Mermaid.

[–]brewphyseod 0 points1 point ago

Totally looks like snoop dog

[–]nawdawgthataintme 0 points1 point ago

naw dawg that aint me...

[–]Lewie_Goin_Krazy 1 point2 points ago

downvote for you.

[–]pandahavoc 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not, I still heard this guy in my head.

[–]virgilturtle 0 points1 point ago

I think perhaps you'd better both... come inside.

[–]nice_foreign_guy 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if my monitor is miscalibrated. The Ahhhhh. part looks more purple than blue to me.

It might be. A half-visited, half non-visited link seems less plausible.

[–]lexpeebo 0 points1 point ago

reeeepost

[–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

This is MTV Cribs and we're visiting Snoop Lion

[–]eatbatterys 0 points1 point ago

Hate it when I post something first and only get one upvote but a repost of my original material gets this many. Lame!

[–]kaltivel 0 points1 point ago

First post today to make me actually laugh.

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

This is me answering the door for the pizza guy, hung over in my boxers. Side note this was posted like 5 days ago

[–]Equivalent_taco -1 points0 points ago

It looks so...so skeptical.

[–]kevinc69 -1 points0 points ago

"Not sure if friend, or foe"

[–]The_Bangs -1 points0 points ago

Yes..yes...goood, goood...

[–]Syriom -1 points0 points ago

Sup, Snoop.

[–]MeZoosta -1 points0 points ago

"Do you have the stuff, ese?"

[–]dearthed -1 points0 points ago

You spelled "Yisss" wrong.

[–]Sinnic 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[–]swagonwheel 1 point2 points ago

This title is awesome and easily the best one yet. I give 0 fucks that it's a repost

[–]CaptainBus -1 points0 points ago

Yessss, let ussss hear more about your Jeeeee-sussssss.

[–]xindierockx7114 -1 points0 points ago

That's creepy, yo

[–]chillinvillin -1 points0 points ago

This made me shit my pants

[–]VGuiles -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.....but you get an upvote solely based on the title!

[–]terranex -1 points0 points ago

I did lol

[–]Pappy1193 -2 points-1 points ago

"Ahh, yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released."

[–]MrXoc1 0 points1 point ago

I had to look at this 6 times to get the laughter out of my system

[–]seanooo -2 points-1 points ago

o herrooo

[–]CalvinTheCat -2 points-1 points ago

Snoop Dogg