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[–]Underbubble 138 points139 points ago

Hahaha.. could you imagine trying to roll with a fruit roll up? It would not work at all.

[–]frozenphil 226 points227 points ago

You mean like making a Gushers blunt?

[–]TheDudeFromCali 149 points150 points ago

Is that being rolled on carpet?

[–]sociomaladaptivist 58 points59 points ago

Looks like a towel

[–]panky117 124 points125 points ago

yup thats a towel

[–]sm3llofholland 99 points100 points ago

You're a towel.

[–]Drotastic 55 points56 points ago

Nooo, YOURE a towel

[–]eDave 45 points46 points ago

Wanna get high?

[–]SomeGuyInSac916 51 points52 points ago

I'm already high.

[–]gigashadowwolf 37 points38 points ago

I just need to get a little more high.

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[–]ninjannie 8 points9 points ago

I've always wanted to be a towel! Thanks man.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 6 points7 points ago

You're the worst character ever, Towelie.

[–]Hudek 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel...

[–]VbolieuV 2 points3 points ago

You're fired!

[–]Alcnaeon 5 points6 points ago

Not meant for human consumption.

[–]SwarleyJr 1 point2 points ago

I don't have the link but I remember OP said he rolled it on the armrest of his couch.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

I'd say so, it appears you can see where it meets the wall in the bottom left.

[–]xHeiKe 28 points29 points ago

HOH!

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 26 points27 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/SxA9H.gif

[–]xHeiKe 17 points18 points ago

im really glad alot of people understood my high way of typing my exact reaction to seeing the gushers blunt.

[–]joshgeek 12 points13 points ago

Holy fuck that looks like a sugar high from hell. Do want.

[–]Paper_Champ 22 points23 points ago

it gives you a mad stomach ache.

well... I did eat six of em.

[–]thenuge26 9 points10 points ago

holy shit brb going to the store for gushers and fruit rollups

[–]Zenkin 9 points10 points ago

Dear god. It might be the only thing better than a Kazoozle. I'm making one tonight.

[–]Alcnaeon 12 points13 points ago

There's nothing better than smoking some trees and playing some Banjizzle and Kazoozle.

[–]b00Mg3RRY 4 points5 points ago

kazoozle!

[–]Zenkin 2 points3 points ago

Kazoozle indeed.

[–]Silent189 6 points7 points ago

What is it being rolled up in?

I am scottish and I do not recognise this magnificent sweet :(

[–]Hu_dat 8 points9 points ago

Fruit roll up. Hyper-sweet flat candy that moms stick in their kids lunches so they don't have to spring for Ritalin. Usually has fun shapes to punch out.

[–]Silent189 5 points6 points ago

Looks so good o.o

It's like a giant fruit winder with way more artifical crap + sugar ( think you guys have 'fruit by the foot' or something)

http://i.imgur.com/Z4giC.jpg

[–]Hu_dat 7 points8 points ago

sorta.... theyre not as flexible as fruit by the foot. Theyre actually somewhat stiff. Picture a piece of acrylic paint that you peeled off a flat surface.

[–]freakxmagnet 2 points3 points ago

Is someone punishing you? D:

[–]tommytweeter 5 points6 points ago

precisely, just a different shape, and no fruit whatsoever is utilized in the creation.

[–]leaf_house 2 points3 points ago

fruit roll-up!

[–]getwronged 6 points7 points ago

My teeth hurt looking at this photo.

[–]Monst3rr 7 points8 points ago

Dude i had one the other day, its seriously reaally good. Like the best thing i have ever tasted

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 17 points18 points ago

I thought you were supposed to smoke it...

[–]hitchhiking_jap 31 points32 points ago

That shit will crystallize in your lungs. And you do not want that. Unless you do.

[–]CMUpewpewpew 13 points14 points ago

oh and I doOoo

[–]RotoBone 5 points6 points ago

oh and I doOoo

[–]CMUpewpewpew 5 points6 points ago

I was more thinking like this.

[–]RotoBone 3 points4 points ago

I have brought myself great dishonor! How could I forget Kel?!

[–]CMUpewpewpew 3 points4 points ago

Now you have to go chug a 2-Liter of sunkist as penance. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Alcnaeon 0 points1 point ago

Quaggan?

[–]damastaa 1 point2 points ago

Durrde that purp durde crystallize it myan

[–]thrice_baked 0 points1 point ago

Throw some Nerds inside and wrap that bitch up tight with a Fruit by the Foot for even more cavities!

[–]HighGuy92 20 points21 points ago

One time I tried to make a pipe out of a raw hotdog....that didn't turn out so well.

[–]flyinhawaiian 18 points19 points ago

I've also tried this

[–]DriveOver 28 points29 points ago

You two smoke entirely too much weed.

[–]shaunwake 7 points8 points ago

huh?

[–]mems_account 2 points3 points ago

I smoked out of a potato once.

[–]deadc0ffee 1 point2 points ago

If you're at the point where you're considering that, you're high enough already.

[–]HighGuy92 1 point2 points ago

Lol well I was more drunk than high but yeah, same principle applies.

[–]freakxmagnet 0 points1 point ago

Yeahhh, had some friends smoke out of a hot dog. I didn't want any part o' that shit.

[–]alaphic 0 points1 point ago

tried to make a pipe out of a raw hotdog

[–]QuoteOfTheHour 9 points10 points ago

But what if it did...

[–]croutonicus 10 points11 points ago

To be honest, i wouldn't be suprised if a very hungry ent had already tried this.

[–]llamapalooza333 10 points11 points ago

For what its worth my frients and I put a one chocolate chip at the end of two rillos we were rolling. Our high ass selves thought it was gonna make them taste like chocolate.. it didn't, and it was pretty damn terrible :/

[–]sqrage 5 points6 points ago

I don't think you can blame weed for that level of unsmartness. :P

[–]llamapalooza333 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, it was more Four Loko's fault hehe

[–]DriveOver 1 point2 points ago

That sounds disgusting.

[–]QuoteOfTheHour 2 points3 points ago

It would burn so slow, and the fumes would smell like excretions from god's very own candy bowl...ahhh

[–]odbj 1 point2 points ago

I coated the inside of a blunt wrap with Nutella once. It didn't work as well as I'd hoped.

[–]onenonlyjb 2 points3 points ago

Honey works very well though.

[–]RobertsStupid -1 points0 points ago

At first I was like, "true", but now that I think of it, it would totally work. just a chode.

[–]AlmightyBeard 0 points1 point ago

We should try... you know... for science.

[–]boarding1 21 points22 points ago

That reminds me of the old joke about the proctologist who went to write a prescription and discovered a rectal thermometer behind his ear, to which he remarked: "Damn it, some asshole has my pen!"

[–]ForcedBeef 52 points53 points ago

Put fruit gushers in a fruit roll-up. boom, candy blunt

[–]SofaProfessor 26 points27 points ago

Boom. Diabeetus.

[–]strangefolk123 10 points11 points ago

I wanted to do that so badly, but I thought £10 to do that was just too much I could make a real blunt for that.. Oh England you need to keep up with American munch

[–]Phillies420 39 points40 points ago

Nerds = Kief

[–]DriveOver 76 points77 points ago

No, no, pixie sticks = kief.

[–]AlmightyBeard 6 points7 points ago

You deserve a medal for this discovery.

[–]Vadersays 8 points9 points ago

wat

[–]skyroket 15 points16 points ago

Sprinkle your candy blunt with nerds.

[–]Vadersays 18 points19 points ago

I know, my brain couldn't handle it.

[–]skyroket 6 points7 points ago

Oh k. Well I hope someone who didn't know can benefit from my explanation.

[–]xHeiKe 8 points9 points ago

the wrap, fruit roll up. the bud, gushers. the kief, nerds.

the hash, starbursts?

[–]delitefuldespot 5 points6 points ago

My teeth hurt thinking about that.

[–]skyroket 1 point2 points ago

I could see maybe putting the nerds through a coffee grinder or something.

[–]dovahkiin9862 1 point2 points ago

Just use pixi stix

[–]alfabetsoop 1 point2 points ago

2 Fruit Roll-ups

2 Packs of Gushers

1 Fruit by the Foot

Roll one pack of Gushers in one Fruit Roll-up. Repeat.

Place rolled Roll-ups together.

Roll Fruit by the Foot around.

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[–]ErrorlessGnome 21 points22 points ago

who is this person? the tweets are pretty goddamn funny

[–]silenc3x 26 points27 points ago

who the fuck is Jocelyn Plums and why is she all over the frontpage.

[–]KindOldMan 28 points29 points ago

Today must have been the scheduled promotion blitz.

[–]sapoverde 3 points4 points ago

I assumed she was a comedian, but am still glad to see confirmation! I was ready to be all like 'irresponsible parent blabla'

[–]Jinkley 14 points15 points ago

Jocelyn Plums. She's a pretty well known Twitter comedian.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 29 points30 points ago

Ah, so she's "Twitter Famous"

[–]zachattack82 67 points68 points ago

Also known as "Not Famous"

[–]Highatollah 1 point2 points ago

I'm looking at her twitter and literally none of it is funny. How can you be a comedian when you aren't funny? That's like me saying I'm a musician when I don't know how to play any instruments.

[–]osorapido 4 points5 points ago

Comedy, just like music, is very subjective.

[–]Highatollah -2 points-1 points ago

Not in this case. This chick just flat out isn't funny.

[–]FearTheHump 1 point2 points ago

Buddy, I think you need to look up the definition of "subjective".

[–]Highatollah 0 points1 point ago

Sorry man, some things in life aren't subjective. Like the holocaust and this.

[–]EkezEtomer 2 points3 points ago

She has a blog, too. She's hilarious.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 1 point2 points ago

so she doesn't qualify to do an ama.

[–]ncm3t4l 6 points7 points ago

She twitters, yes.

Been blogging for a LONG time.

http://www.filthyrichmond.com/

[–]Jinkley 3 points4 points ago

TIL. I didn't know that!

[–]ncm3t4l 3 points4 points ago

Check out some older stuff but read the comments FIRST. It's like watching a mystery unfold.

[–]Dammit81 0 points1 point ago

She quite prolific! I don't know about the quality, but she's got the quantity part down pat. Also, her picture is very appropriate!

[–]vampirewknd 10 points11 points ago

The other day I found a small nug on my cardigan while sitting in class. I haven't toked in nearly a month.

[–]xHeiKe 8 points9 points ago

boss find. did you smoke it?

[–]vampirewknd 9 points10 points ago

Nope.

I have to stay clean due to sheer ignorance from work+school :T.

[–]thegrassqueen 1 point2 points ago

That was the saddest story I've ever heard... :(

[–]nethermost 3 points4 points ago

I always find tiny nugs all over my clothes!

[–]misterH96 19 points20 points ago

2 of my favorite things. Blunts an fruit roll ups.

[–]KindOldMan 16 points17 points ago

Is this person a stand-up comedian? Notice they have a tweet commanding front page real estate via both /r/trees and /r/gaming right now. I'd like to hear their material on Pogs.

[–]dahi3444 5 points6 points ago

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT VIRAL MARKETING.

[–]empw -1 points0 points ago

Nice try, Jocelyn.

[–]shadeobrady 2 points3 points ago

She's a satirical writer in the Richmond area. Pretty weird to see her posted here!

[–]sarpedonx 11 points12 points ago

Jocelyn Plums's face is made out of wax

[–]thegrassqueen 0 points1 point ago

I read this as Jocelyn Wax's face is made out of plums.

[–]AlfredBarfoonski 4 points5 points ago

Dat 804!!

[–]shadeobrady 2 points3 points ago

Woot!

[–]i_caught_the_UGLY 4 points5 points ago

laughed for a solid thirty seconds

[–]TYsir 4 points5 points ago

Start rolling them fruit roll up blunts, fruit roll up around gushers

[–]sociallyawkwardpoet 5 points6 points ago

honest mistake. :)

[–]leafsmoker420 3 points4 points ago

ahh shit man thanks for reminding me i have a fruit roll up to eat

[–]SlyyyTendencies 3 points4 points ago

Nothing beats peach white owl wraps.

[–]theemptyshell 3 points4 points ago

Custody hearing. State vs Jocelyn Plums Prosecution: Your Honor I'd like to submit this tweet as exhibit A.

[–]dustyk0 3 points4 points ago

when was this tweeted. I want to retweet

[–]endlessunshine 5 points6 points ago

I also came here to ask this question!

June 16, 2011. I had to google it (I finally gave up scrolling to see if I could find it). If you'd like, I retweeted it just now - @endlessunshine - you could easily retweet it from my profile. :)

Have a great day!

[–]thegrassqueen 0 points1 point ago

ALL the twitter notifications!

[–]dustyk0 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]Justinw303 3 points4 points ago

And thanks to the zero-tolerance drug policy of her child's school, the little one will probably be suspended for 20 days. Ain't life grand?

[–]jberry258 3 points4 points ago

This is one of the few things on the internet that legitimately made me laugh out loud.

[–]lauzeta 3 points4 points ago

RVAAAAAAAAA

[–]jking94 9 points10 points ago

Hahahaha, only in "filthy Richmond" would this happen! shout out to RVA Ents

[–]billz804 9 points10 points ago

RVA ENTS! I know there are at least a handful of us!

[–]sendyoualoveletter 11 points12 points ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[–]shadeobrady 2 points3 points ago

So why not have a yearly RVA Ent meetup?

[–]j14vv 6 points7 points ago

You're probably wondering why I brought you all here today. Hi, I'm a neighbor with a problem. Well, brother man, we all got problems, you might say.

I'd like to direct your attention to a very serious problem in the river city. This is a DRUG problem. YES, not mere gallop misreporting of a nation of drug user's habits but a fully funded, highly suspect, unchecked, institutional spine known best in its role in the moose-knuckling relationship between the District Attorney's Office and the City of Richmond Police Department.

As a fallen brother, I ask that you incite your own desire to learn more about ways you can contribute to unbiased transparency reviews of each of these government bodies and acting for those bodies being subject to the fullest extent of favorable public precedent for any consequences.

I ask for unbiased, stringent review of existing city-wide policy regarding drug enforcement and conditional policy changes to all areas of the enforcement of state and federal drug laws. Public funding is conditioned on cooperative planning with an independent review representing the measured public interest. Transparency of resulting arrest tallies should be measured to authorial intent of policy changes.

City Council

Gov. McDonnell

Police Chief

[–]tommytweeter 1 point2 points ago

I really wish you had started with "you've got trouble my friend, trouble right here in river city."

Oh well... RVA ALL DAY!

[–]xpinxupx 3 points4 points ago

757 Ent here! Hey RVA!

[–]ice_ent 1 point2 points ago

Huzzah! 757 respect.

[–]AlfredBarfoonski 3 points4 points ago

Lezzgoo 804

[–]austindkelly 3 points4 points ago

804 in da house!

[–]AuMilli 3 points4 points ago

could you imagine if it was show and tell?

[–]cochino23 2 points3 points ago

can't even tell you how many times my mom accidentally did that to my lunch...

[–]detnorskeimperium 3 points4 points ago

hahahaha priceless

[–]SycSemperTyrannis08 3 points4 points ago

This account is pure gold. Followed.

[–]BahrainGanjaLord 3 points4 points ago

best. lunchtime. ever.

[–]GreatLeadWald 3 points4 points ago

In kindergarten my mom mixed my granola bar up with a pack of cigarettes

[–]ibpeachyman 3 points4 points ago

I wish somebody would pay me in fruit roll ups...

[–]Mr_Salvati 3 points4 points ago

Classic Jocelyn.

[–]lord_fairfax 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one who heard "Don't look at me that WAAAAaaaayyyy...."?

[–]Karl_Marx_ 3 points4 points ago

She is not very pretty.

[–]Popcom 3 points4 points ago

Fail parent is fail.

[–]SameGreatTaste 5 points6 points ago

Not to hate on the happiest place on earth, but this woman is very anti-legalization for all the reasons really we want to legalize it.

She likes the private prison economy that hurts so many ents, hell she even says her family profits from not only the system itself, but corrupting it (selling weed to inmates).

http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/04/keep-marijuana-illegal.html

[–]KITTANS 11 points12 points ago

take a break dude its a joke blog

[–]SameGreatTaste 5 points6 points ago

I didn't realize. Woops :P Now I feel silly

[–]shadeobrady 3 points4 points ago

No worries - she's a satirical writer in the Richmond area, but she's very good at what she does. Some of her posts seem extremely legit. If you post in her comments she'll fight you as if she really is that character.

Very interesting to watch =)

[–]Keshabro 4 points5 points ago

bro. that was satire.

[–]lazykoreankid 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Use_The_Force_Ken 2 points3 points ago

Hey RVAguy, I'm from Chester. Uptokes for VA!

[–]SubcommanderShran 3 points4 points ago

Both would be totally delicious. I'm waiting for someone to roll some weed in a Fruit Roll-Up. I've never seen it before, but someone should try to vaporize it, flame almost certainly won't work.

BTW RVAguy, Rams forever!

[–]xG33Kx 5 points6 points ago

I'm no expert, but I don't think you should inhale sugar. Try it anyway, let me know what happens.

[–]Sparklebutt69 1 point2 points ago

Laughed my ass off.

[–]trixter21992251 1 point2 points ago

No idea what a peach flavored blunt wrapper is, untill I looked at the subreddit.

[–]newyork2012 0 points1 point ago

dumb

[–]jkadrich 1 point2 points ago

Typical Richmond is Typical.

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[–]weregiraffe 30 points31 points ago

I think it's just a blunt wrap, so the kid is just gonna be eating one disgusting tasting roll-up

[–]mrrandomman420 19 points20 points ago

That and the fact that this never happened. That twitter account is obviously just a joke/entertainment account.

[–]CheckMyDoubles 16 points17 points ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]Treedom_Lighter 2 points3 points ago

Obviously a troll. If it's posted on the Internet, it has to be true. There's a law.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus -1 points0 points ago

IT WAS IN ALL CAPS - HE TOOK THE TIME TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

forgive my ignorance, but when removing the tobacco from a blunt and replacing it with weed... does one then stick it in their pocket for later?

[–]onkeybell 7 points8 points ago

No, if you go to a 7-11 or a head shop, you can actually buy wraps. Just wraps with no tobacco. Like Zig-Zag wraps. They have flavors, too, like apple, grape, blueberry, peach, etc.

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

my brother said he used to feel weird selling rolling papers because he knew what they were going to be used for...felt it was an ethical dilemma, aiding someone in committing a crime.

He's since recognized the error in the premise of his argument.

[–]onkeybell 1 point2 points ago

I was talking about wraps, not papers, but that's actually a good topic. i've seen some 7-11s that refuse to stock them, and the employees say it's because the manager thinks they'll all be used for weed. They sell cigars and stuff, just not wraps or rolling papers.

[–]SaentFu 0 points1 point ago

they want you to work for it, i guess. I've only ever met one person who actually rolled his own cigarettes with those papers.

[–]platypusfucker 3 points4 points ago

The "tobacco" in 99 cent convenience store blunts is not worth smoking or keeping. Everyone throws the "blunt guts" out.

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

hey.... no worse than cigarette tobacco. better even. I used to actually smoke blunts for the tobacco back when i was young

[–]bharatpatel89 5 points6 points ago

I've yet to read Dr. Seus while I'm high, I've got to try this next time.

[–]konquererz 2 points3 points ago

Read fox in sox, it just goes on forever!

[–]RobotStoned 1 point2 points ago

I've never done it either, but the illustrations must be perfect

[–]undernocircumstance 2 points3 points ago

Hang on a second, are you saying you can't get high by eating weed?

[–]Jlocke98 4 points5 points ago

technically, yes however the bioavailibility is shit unless it's dissolved in butter first

[–]RobotStoned -1 points0 points ago

Yea I;m pretty sure you can't literally ingest it. You have to extract the THC (i.e. melt it into something that is fat soluble). If you just swallow a nugget it wouldn't do anything.

[–]mmmjr16 -1 points0 points ago

Yea except you know it's fake cause no real pot smoker calls it a blunt "wrapper". It's a blunt wrap.

[–]kaseyyeah 2 points3 points ago

Oh gosh I hate when people say 'REAL pot smokers'. Get over yourself.

[–]mmmjr16 0 points1 point ago

You only assumed I was bragging about smoking, which I didn't intend to. Do you really think she is a pot smoker? All I'm saying is that I'm guessing the tweet is made up for comic relief, not because this actually happened.

[–]DYKTMM 4 points5 points ago

Because different people don't use different slang? Not everyone calls a joint by it's name, or a bowl, blunt, baggie, or even lighters.

[–]mmmjr16 2 points3 points ago

I guess. But isn't calling it a blunt wrapper like saying: "I smoked a marijuana today." Or, "I just did so much pot." It just sounds a bit goofy. Do you really think that lady smokes weed?

[–]ayd1n 3 points4 points ago

by the way who the fuck is that lady

[–]mmmjr16 0 points1 point ago

Elefino.

Did a quick google search and found this.

All I can say is she looks like a total serial killer psychopath in her profile picture.

[–]DrHighness -2 points-1 points ago

When your comment gets down voted, does it change your comment karma? I'm pretty pissed, I just missed my 420 by 4...

[–]leafsmoker420 5 points6 points ago

downvoting for helpfullness?

[–]DrHighness 1 point2 points ago

Exactly, I don't think it's working tho. I love your name by the way. Have a nice day man.

[–]kaseyyeah 1 point2 points ago

You'd think it should, and sometimes it does sometimes it doesnt. My friend was going on about how when he gets pissed at people on reddit he'll go through and downvote every single post they have until his hand hurts, but it never really affects the karma.

But I've seen my comment karma go down, I think it just takes quite a few downvotes for it to.

[–]DrHighness 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man

[–]rjc305 -2 points-1 points ago

I saw this on texts from last night months ago

[–]kaseyyeah 0 points1 point ago

And she posted it well over a year ago. Specifically June 16, 2011.

[–]rjc305 1 point2 points ago

Guess I should pay attention

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