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[–]jkrjkrjkr111 612 points613 points ago

[–]Subtle_Reality 29 points30 points ago

Well now. I laughed way more at a blind black man than I feel I should have. Well done sir.

[–]vorin 40 points41 points ago

That's not how all blindness works.

There are specific kinds of blindness that can cause someone to see black, but many others just see nothing.

They see with their eyes exactly what you can see with your elbow.

edit: I'm sorry that my comment was viewed as malicious. My comments were not meant to discount the joke, or otherwise convey dissatisfaction, only to provide insight and spread knowledge.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 185 points186 points ago

Any chance I could pay you to follow me around to ruin more funny things?

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 59 points60 points ago

I've had you tagged as "Ruins fun" for a while now. It's nice to see you're living up to your name.

[–]netwrkng 18 points19 points ago

I think it added to the convo. Sorry all the others just want to laugh and not give a Fuck about anything else.

[–]moarlongcatplox2 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was a good comment as well, and said in a slightly amusing fashion, seeing with your elbow.

[–]Phillile 7 points8 points ago

It's not that the comment in and of itself is not good; it's just not original. That same comment is posted every time that image macro comes up, and everybody behaves as if it's some sort of unique, novel explanation for how blindness works. Well, it's not. We are well aware of the elbow-vision metaphor.

[–]moarlongcatplox2 3 points4 points ago

Oh. Well, fair enough. I hadn't seen it before, but in the interest of educating myself, I looked it up. There are some very interesting reads out there on the subject, and trying to imagine just "not seeing" is quite a mind bending experience. So, thanks all around for that!

[–]geauxtig3rs 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't that have a lot to do with the mechanism of the blindness?

Say, if your eye is malformed in some fashion, you would see black, and potentially other colors if there's in issue with your optic nerve, but if there is a malformation in the brain that causes optical data to not even be processed, then there would simply be an absence of sight.

[–]i_am_omega 8 points9 points ago

I guess I always thought that blind people only saw black. It's hard to imagine what it would be like to have a complete absence of sight.

[–]Subtle_Reality 4 points5 points ago

I feel you man. Informative in the way of humor can be seen as malicious because facts are more instructive than funny. You sir are forgiven.

[–]Pseudo_Ex 3 points4 points ago

I have just spent the last 20 minutes attempting to see with my elbow. Here are the results:

8ik,6y5tdsdyhnk,l.gfv cfv

[–]khdutton 413 points414 points ago

Well...at least it's not in Comic Sans.

[–]Roses_Are_Red 318 points319 points ago

I find this poem offensive

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[–]Zagorath 135 points136 points ago

It's the OP.

He's planned this post for three weeks.

[–]Anaphase 45 points46 points ago

[–]j0llyllama 69 points70 points ago

What if the people at /r/karmaconspiracy don't even care about karma conspiracies, and are just making it popular so they can GET karma by posting links to /r/karmaconspiracy? /r/karmaconspiraception.

[–]Sumixam 9 points10 points ago

And your post which has itself garnered karma has brought us all the way down to the 3rd level.

[–]puhrissa 2 points3 points ago

this is getting too meta for me.

[–]brosephjyant 9 points10 points ago

OH SHI--

[–]RedditCIO 4 points5 points ago

Allahu Akbar, JIHAAAAAAAD.

[–]dirtfloorcracker 3 points4 points ago

Riot. Everyone is doing it.

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

Well, it is all your fault.

[–]Wickyy 44 points45 points ago

I'd like to see a windings tattoo. It'd be like a secret message.

[–]deidru 21 points22 points ago

Coming from someone who has an elvish tattoo... It gets old after about the sixth person asking.

[–]Mysteri9 6 points7 points ago

As someone else with an elvish tattoo i can agree. I think i get 'Oh, that's pretty, is it Arabic?' more than any other comment about it.

[–]ShakeweightPro 4 points5 points ago

My buddy has an elvish tattoo that says "you're not your fucking khakis" I thought it was pretty genius

[–]Throtex 37 points38 points ago

Q33NY

[–]gossameriv 28 points29 points ago

I still for the life of me can't figure out why anyone would manifest anger over a font. I mean sure, in the golden ages of the internet when every angelfire website had its own goofy fonts and bullshit illegible text, sure. Now, though with everything and its mother using Sans-Serif. Who cares?

[–]insertAlias 25 points26 points ago

Because there are nerds and snobs for everything. Coffee, beer, video games, keyboards...and even typography.

[–]cheshire26 3 points4 points ago

My friend's graphic design teacher will fail anybody that uses comic sans or papyrus. Helvetica, she says, is always the right choice.

[–]ParksVS 5 points6 points ago

Because presentation is everything.

[–]dontal 10 points11 points ago

but.. what about taste and the use of the feature ingredient?

[–]Syriom 3 points4 points ago

You mean pretention, right?

[–]FeebleGimmick 4 points5 points ago

[–]lobius_ 4 points5 points ago

If comic sans is a appropriate for anything, this is it.

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[–]IHazMagics 1 point2 points ago

or Papyrus...

[–]ConstitutionalSchism 5 points6 points ago

Hey buddy, you tell that to my middle school AIM Buddy Profile. I was the coolest person on my friends list.

[–]HIPPOPOTANUS 863 points864 points ago

It's sad how this tattoo is still better than about half the retarded shit people ink on themselves.

[–]Masshole3000 268 points269 points ago

better than a tribal tattoo.

[–]sumojoe 66 points67 points ago

One of my friends and I used to play the WWF Smackdown games together all the time until my family moved away and we lost touch. In the create-a-wrestler mode there was a certain tribal tattoo that we would always put on our characters. I always wanted to get that tattoo because of the good times I spent with my friend, but I figured that everyone would just think that I was just another douche with a tribal tattoo.

[–]NessByNorthwest 130 points131 points ago

Get it anyways if it means a lot to you. Reddit's hivemind makes it seem like other people's opinions on what you put on your body matter, but they don't. If you love it and consider it worth having forever, do it. Don't let other people make you feel uncomfortable for being who you are.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 4 points5 points ago

I agree. People should value rude criticism from this site as much as they value medical advice from this site (which should be not at all). Most of reddit is trolls. If it (the tattoo) means something to you, that's all that matters.

[–]ionsquare 4 points5 points ago

I actually like the look of tribal tattoos. I don't think I'd ever get one, but I don't see why people talk about them being lame.

Maybe it goes back to one of the NFS video games, I always put the tribal vinyls all over those cars.

Anyway, I think reddit might be over-representing the negative view on that style of tattoo.

[–]Janus_Grayden 13 points14 points ago

It's a nice sentiment, to do something you know will be misinterpreted simply because there is deep personal meaning in it for you. However, people's opinions of you absolutely do matter. Why wear a suit to a job interview? Why spend any time at all on your personal appearance beyond basic hygiene? Why tell jokes and stories? They're rituals of social acceptance. We all want to be viewed favorably and, being incredibly social creatures, there's nothing wrong with that. We derive pleasure and satisfaction from feeling close and connected to people. The way that others view is is crucial to maintaining and developing this.

The thing of it is, we all make snap judgments based on appearance all the time because that's how we're wired. Our incredibly complex brains are pattern-recognition machines that make abstract connections in the background of our consciousness constantly. A lot of them we can comprehend and predict. For instance getting a tribal tattoo will make a large percentage of people make snap judgments about a person and, honestly, that doesn't make them necessarily superficial or awful. It's just our brain's filter of determining who we have a high likelihood of getting along with.

So, I suppose the gist is that you can certainly follow your heart and fly in the face of convention, but you lose the right to be surprised when you miss out on social opportunities. There are plenty of instances where that's totally worth it to maintain your sense of self, but I think permanently marking it on your body might be more trouble than it's worth.

[–]frisianDew 15 points16 points ago

That's a pretty high horse you're riding there. The guy isn't talking about getting "#1 Dick Sucka" tattoo'd on his chest. We're talking about a simple or complex pattern, a fucking tribal tattoo. Anyone who judges as harshly as you've suggested for having a simple tattoo, I wouldn't want to be friends with anyway.

[–]neverdreams 5 points6 points ago

He wasn't on a high horse at all. He just gave a realistic perspective.

[–]frisianDew -2 points-1 points ago

I have a friend with a barbed wire tattoo around their forearm, and a couple with Asian characters on their body. Both of these are tattoos I would never get. But I would feel like a shitty human being if I judged them in any way for what they put on themselves. It has literally no affect on me at all. I guess what I'm saying is that he's probably right, but people who judge others based on their ink are usually shitty people anyway.

[–]neverdreams 6 points7 points ago

Everyone judges people based on their ink. You yourself have just made a judgement that tribal and Asian tattoos are not suitable for you. I'm sure you've judged people for other types of ink, consciously or not, such as tramp stamps or what have you. Doesn't make you a shitty person, just makes you human.

[–]kakemot 0 points1 point ago

Other peoples opinions do not matter, because fuck other people that's why.

[–]krngmr 1 point2 points ago

God damn. Can you be my best man at my wedding? That was beautiful.

[–]aspelund -1 points0 points ago

But you get a tattoo to make a statement, and if everyone misreads your tattoo, why bother?

[–]rabidpenguin 7 points8 points ago

That's... Not true for everyone. I didn't get my tattoos for anyone but myself. I'm sure there are some people that do it for the attention or think its the "cool" thing to do, but not all. Most people don't even know I have them. Not everything is about making a statement.

[–]xutopia 6 points7 points ago

A lot of people are just wishing they could have a tattoo but are too pussy to get one or admit that someone in their life won't allow them.

[–]JPEEZY95 177 points178 points ago

Fucking hate tribal tattoo's, unless you actually got that shit done in Africa or Thailand where they barb you with a stick and ink.

[–]vvhale 560 points561 points ago

I hate rogue apostrophe's.

[–]JPEEZY95 339 points340 points ago

My apologie's

[–]SmartViking 141 points142 points ago

Its ok

[–]vsal 150 points151 points ago

Who's ok is it?!

[–]Msj2705 13 points14 points ago

"ok" should be O.K., OK, or okay - but never ok.

[–]SmartViking 43 points44 points ago

[–]Msj2705 17 points18 points ago

Crabs can't smoke cigarettes; crabs have gills, not lungs.

[–]ShakeweightPro 4 points5 points ago

k.

[–]Xphex 3 points4 points ago

I's

[–]tokomini 79 points80 points ago

So thats where my apostrophe went.

[–]Xeeker 16 points17 points ago

but "tattoo's" is still better than "tattoo´s" or

shudder

"tattoo`s"

[–]Zagorath 27 points28 points ago

tattoós

[–]frenchhornhero 6 points7 points ago

Tatooine.

[–]AngryEnt 15 points16 points ago

Come on man, who care's about that stuff?

[–]RyB 15 points16 points ago

Hey, having a culture where you are ostracized for incorrect punctuation can't be a bad thing, right?

I was still reading pop-up books before I arrived here.

[–]iamapizza 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, your one too speak!

[–]Zagorath 9 points10 points ago

Dude, its two.

[–]SirAuron 4 points5 points ago

Fine. Your two too speak.

[–]djfutile 34 points35 points ago

I enjoy terrible tramp stamps on women who are now middle aged.

[–]Squoze 15 points16 points ago

Something with butterflies and a tribal... that is a timeless design.

[–]ProCrastin8 5 points6 points ago

No way, dude!

~ Guy from 1993

[–]vsal 19 points20 points ago

"It's a cartoon skull and crossbones, man... that means I'm tough."

[–]fiddle_me_timbers 3 points4 points ago

Idk this seems like "retarded shit" after perusing /r/tattoos. Some pretty sweet stuff in there

[–]Squalor- 414 points415 points ago

Wow, what an amazing four-line rumination on the existence of man and the meaning of life. This man, Dave, as he so calls himself, is clearly the preeminent bard of our time. He's a man born to be a poet laureate.

Let me take this line by line:

Roses are red

The first line of any poem is a very important one as it is through the first line that the poem introduces itself. Dave, here, went with an opening line that some may call threadbare. It's a well-trodden and, maybe even, overused line, but Dave uses it to form a sense of connectivity, to build an immediate rapport with the audience. It's a way to immediately relate the poem to the reader.

The first line is also one imbued with imagery. We can imagine roses, and we know what red is, so we imagine, very distinctly, red roses, but also it enables us to form connections with other red imagery: wine, oxygenated blood, stop signs, et cetera.

My name's Dave

Why would the bard need his own name tattooed on himself? Why would the bard need to write his own name in his own poem? Why would the bard tattoo his own name in his own poem on his own back?

My guess is, Dave, if that really is his name, is going through some sort of crisis. He has fallen out of touch with who he is. This ties in with the next line, and I'll get to that then, but it also ties into the first line. "Roses are red" is a declarative statement just as "My name's Dave," but the contraction gives the second line a not-quite-confident tone. Dave is certain roses are red, but I don't believe he is certain he is actually this "Dave" the poem so claims him to be.

This poem makes no sense

This clearly existential line immediately follows the line wherein the bard claims his "name's Dave." By claiming the poem makes no sense, I believe the bard is also claiming his existence makes no sense. He's searching for meaning, but he cannot find any, not in life, not in his name, not in this poem.

Microwave

The last line functions differently from the first line, which is introductory, but is just as important. As I said before, the first line could have been too familiar. It could have been a throwaway, but the existential turn, the uncertainty of the meaning of life made the rest of the poem a surprise. Everything comes out of nowhere. The audience doesn't know how to digest the poem after the familiar rapport of "Roses are red" was established.

But the final line, "Microwave," is something again concrete. It's something familiar. It's an image the audience can relate to, but things are much deeper than that. A microwave is, in a way, like a womb. You put something in it, and it gestates and heats up and grows and becomes something different, not else, but different and mature and ready to face the hardships of the world.

I believe the bard is saying he once again would like the certainty and warmth of a microwave because his life is so confusing, sporadic, and chaotic. As everyone else sees the world as all roses, all rosy, the bard is trying to find his way, so he introduces himself, but things simply don't make sense to him. He doesn't feel as though there is a place for him in the world.

[–]therealjag 85 points86 points ago

Don't know about you guys, but I'm convinced.

You get an A-.

*grammar

[–]OseanStratagy 4 points5 points ago

Goddamn grade inflation. Back when I went to college, when college was all work and no fun, this would have been a D-, at best.

[–]hassanchug 45 points46 points ago

100/10

[–]prostagma 12 points13 points ago

You are very fluent in bullshit

[–]Mujapro 22 points23 points ago

[–]foogiddybooboo 5 points6 points ago

Why couldn't I do things like this in highschool and college english class?

[–]trilPho 31 points32 points ago

That's a whole lotta words you got there mister

[–]thinkinggrenades 4 points5 points ago

Slow day at the office?

[–]keeshond5 1 point2 points ago

That was beautiful.

[–]drunk_otter 268 points269 points ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van.

[–]vsal 202 points203 points ago

You're drunk, otter.

[–]Luke_I_Am_Your_Otter 31 points32 points ago

Come on back home, otter.

[–]nachoman456 23 points24 points ago

go home.

[–]drunk_otter 57 points58 points ago

[–]blackhawk465 19 points20 points ago

You're Drunk economist!

You're a meth addict!

and so forth...

[–]drunk_otter 48 points49 points ago

Look, my name is Andrew and I was born in 1986, but there's no need for everyone to start talking about conspiracies here.

[–]beeztrain 4 points5 points ago

YOU. AGAIN!

though I suppose the theory remains that I am also you

[–]drunk_otter 23 points24 points ago

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

[–]nobodi64 2 points3 points ago

A monument to the pinnacle of creativity which can only beobserved in the finest of reddits comment threads.
a shame that one can't upvote a subreddit

[–]drunk_otter 6 points7 points ago

Everyone should join /r/limericks BTW

[–]i_hax 5 points6 points ago

[–]farmer-mcshootypants 13 points14 points ago

roses are red and mostly thorny when im with a girl i always feel horny

[–]Forever_Awkward 26 points27 points ago

Reminds me of Leo's poem from That 70's Show.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

milk

eggs

bacon

[–]HMR 51 points52 points ago

It is funny, but not for a lifetime.

[–]neverdreams 5 points6 points ago

It should be funny if microwaves became obsolete later in his lifetime.

[–]hughtankman 82 points83 points ago

At least in 10-15 years he won't regret that.

[–]smacbeats 25 points26 points ago

What if in 10-15 years he only goes by David?

[–]davedontmind 140 points141 points ago

I'm sure he could get the tattoo tweaked. Change 1 letter to 2 in his name, add 3 at the end.

Roses are red
My name's David
This poem makes no sense
Microwaved it.

[–]Capwiz 25 points26 points ago

[–]Sevion 4 points5 points ago

Woah! We have a poet here guys! Shakespearean!

[–]vitey15 2 points3 points ago

What if microwaves become obsolete in 10 years?

[–]VoiceofKane 13 points14 points ago

I doubt a type of electromagnetic wave will become obsolete within ten years.

[–]vitey15 13 points14 points ago

That's exactly how I felt about Oreo O's cereal...

[–]Dom19 3 points4 points ago

No he definitely won't.

[–]QuasarsRcool 1 point2 points ago

I'd give it 2 weeks

[–]inajeep 64 points65 points ago

Looks like he is emulating a funny Haiku

haikus are easy

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

[–]Anaphase 18 points19 points ago

Capitalism
Autobiographical
Cafeteria

[–]rick2882 4 points5 points ago

This is a haiku

African American

Random gibberish

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[–]othersomethings 22 points23 points ago

His is not a haiku.

[–]Kruse 8 points9 points ago

He's going to feel really silly when nobody uses microwaves anymore.

[–]PsychoNerd91 26 points27 points ago

In saying that the poem doesn't makes sense, it suddenly does make sense in an ironic way. I'm not sure if I'm looking too far into this.

[–]go_fly_a_kite 9 points10 points ago

it doesn't make sense until it gets self referential. it could be a satirical take on tattoo poetry, but really it just seems to be irony for the sake of irony- which in itself is a bit meaningless, isn't it?

damned hipsters.

[–]CrownMule 7 points8 points ago

The second line has three syllables because the writer chose to (unnecessarily) contract "name is" to "name's," thereby undermining the natural scanning rhythm of the original "violets are blue," which has four syllables in colloquial speech, and five syllables if you're a BBC radio announcer. This is inexcusably lazy parody. I award you no points.

[–]Janet_Coquette 10 points11 points ago

Roses are red

My name's Janet

This poem makes no sense

Planet

[–]SinglesRazor 76 points77 points ago

This man is dumb,

His poem is, too.

To follow his lead

Is the wrong thing to do.

[–]The-Deliverator 11 points12 points ago

That is actually a good-looking tattoo though. The artist did a fine job with that typeface.

[–]Solkre 5 points6 points ago

His name is actually Steve.

[–]INeverGoToWork 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if posted on Facebook first or on Reddit first... http://imgur.com/AaJj9 an hour ago.

[–]Confusedandlost123 12 points13 points ago

Why not just tattoo 'I regret this'? More efficient.

[–]Gustomaximus 7 points8 points ago

Do it in a chinese symbol for double win.

[–]RickyAcid 3 points4 points ago

What if he doesn't

[–]youshouldbereading 9 points10 points ago

You ever have a joke shirt? Like, it's funny for a week, maybe two, then you get tired of people reading your shirt and stop wearing it. Good luck to Dave.

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[–]bastian1343 17 points18 points ago

It's not for your amusement; it's postmodernism.

[–]Redditaccount512 13 points14 points ago

This is going to be my pocket response to anyone that doesn't like my jokes in the future

[–]bastian1343 4 points5 points ago

Alternative scenarios include:

"I did not enjoy that." - "It's not for you to enjoy; it's postmodernism."

"I disagree." - "It's not for you to agree with; it's postmodernism."

"I don't get it." - "Here's your barber's moped; it's dadaism."

[–]cakeshop 4 points5 points ago

The real no nonsensical part of the poem, his name is not Dave.

[–]KHTDR 4 points5 points ago

Such a Dave thing to do.

[–]paiute 3 points4 points ago

Never has the classic Burma Shave ending been so egregiously ignored.

[–]crocboss 2 points3 points ago

Is this hemingway?

[–]bastian1343 3 points4 points ago

Dave Hemingway? Whodat?

[–]Tarman83 2 points3 points ago

At least it didn't end with "Potato".

[–]cashiodrive 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]swic_medic 2 points3 points ago

Up vote for being a Dave

[–]AndersBM 1 point2 points ago

Brilliant tattoo, It also shows the person personality in the sense of self irony is strong in this one.

[–]DrNitr0s 2 points3 points ago

that's deep...man

[–]e-socrates 2 points3 points ago

My name is Dave,

My skin I stain;

I am depraved:

Micro-brain.

[–]i_love_ratios 0 points1 point ago

And he shall forever be known as Microwave Dave.

[–]Thatsprettygood 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty good.

[–]iXenocider 0 points1 point ago

Waste of ink and money.

[–]knight344 3 points4 points ago

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

Haikus are easy  
But sometimes they don't make sense  
Refrigerator 

[–]knight344 3 points4 points ago

Yes, haiku_robot. Yes. Very good.

[–]Natural_Question 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if this guy even knows english. He might think it means something else. Ive seen it happen with other languages.

[–]swedishfrog 13 points14 points ago

This is the most plausible explanation. He probably thought it meant "brave soul" or something like that.

[–]BreadstickNinja 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ohguao -1 points0 points ago

Hey it's Original!

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[–]FistOrFamine 0 points1 point ago

I thought this. I was thinking "really? Dave or Davina?" Which would have been a bitch to rhyme with.

[–]xArchitectx 0 points1 point ago

Must have been high...

[–]cosmicabacus 1 point2 points ago

[–]hardman52 -1 points0 points ago

We won't know if it was worth it until the karma count is revealed.

[–]luftwaffles1337 0 points1 point ago

I bet his name is like Kieth or something

[–]phone_scissors_pen 0 points1 point ago

It's better when the punchline is "refrigerator" imho.

[–]trevormatic 1 point2 points ago

Ron Paul for president

Hitler did nothing wrong

The n word

(all in comic sans)

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 0 points1 point ago

Ba da ba ba ba, mistake.

[–]cuppastuff -1 points0 points ago

not one Dave could ever regret this tattoo

[–]elezeta 0 points1 point ago

You should try addsense

[–]MethisLoL 1 point2 points ago

All facts in one tattoo. Good job.

[–]xweetokthetalk 0 points1 point ago

I can't even remember what the original Roses are red poem is.

[–]qcquark 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than ...

[–]Thoughtberries 0 points1 point ago

So the first thing i thought of when i read microwave was danisnotonfire.....just me? Yes? I'll see myself out.

[–]kinurabi 0 points1 point ago

It actually makes more sense than Romney. Scoreeee

[–]rewnskeyp -1 points0 points ago

You stole this you scumbag.

[–]yuccu 0 points1 point ago

Thought it said "this porn makes no sense"

[–]bbq_doritos 0 points1 point ago

[–]IUvipss21 0 points1 point ago

Lil' Wayne poetry right here.

[–]RedderNeckanize 0 points1 point ago

I can now tell everyone you are crazy and you cannot deny it; you have stamped yourself with proof. I will then move into your current place and pretend to be you.

[–]Frase -1 points0 points ago

Well, at least it wasn't "YOLO" or "SWAG"... Some people's kids.

[–]no-game 0 points1 point ago

"thou shall never be perfect" - A tattoo I saw on a girl at the shopping centre the other day. Made me cringe.

[–]zarcaztic 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red My name is Dave How do little people say goodbye? Microwave

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

That is totally what I'd want on my body until death,

[–]PureBlooded 0 points1 point ago

forget the tattoo, which font is that?

[–]SaidJ4Jappy 0 points1 point ago

PUNCHLINE ON THE TITLE!!

[–]wyrednc 0 points1 point ago

no regrets

[–]gottaa 0 points1 point ago

My name is Dave as well, and I approve of this message

[–]RosebudFrozenPeas 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]shuttyjohnbutty 0 points1 point ago

When will reddit stop getting material from Facebook?

[–]future_pope 1 point2 points ago

Surely he won't regret that tattoo in twenty years!

[–]my2penniesworth 1 point2 points ago

that's beautiful, man (sniff)

[–]Bebekah 1 point2 points ago

Makes me wonder if it's on a member of this small band with the best drummer I've ever seen live (but with no recent youtube vids of just how amazing this drumming is): Microwave Dave and the Nukes. At least it shows the crazy faces he makes.

edit: Better video of a drum solo with bonus Atari shirt.

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[–]whycantibeyou 0 points1 point ago

Why do you think they call it dope?