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[–]Breathing_Balls 13 points14 points ago

"Kids eat free with any paying adult."

[–]AnkhOmega 8 points9 points ago

(´・_・`)

[–]octoberr31st 3 points4 points ago

Pedobear approves of this message

[–]thanksforthefish 13 points14 points ago

I can't decide if I'm on Reddit too much or I'm just going crazy. Every thing I see on here I see again 1-2 days later?

[–]Devon64327 1 point2 points ago

There's a glitch in the Matrix!

[–]NoNeedForAName 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, I've seen about a half dozen posts today that were reposted from just the last few days. I don't mind a repost, but at least give it some time.

[–]Milestoned 3 points4 points ago

You see, I haven't seen it. And many others haven't seen it, or did see it but enjoyed it that much that they felt like sharing it again.

And obviously the amount of people who haven't seen it yet (and upvoted it) was larger than the amount who did and downvoted it.

I think there are no reposts in the way that they have already been seen by everyone, or else they wouldn't be as popular and thus not appear on the frontpage.

Bottom line: Downvote and move on.

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[–]jmc_automatic 2 points3 points ago

Is this a joke that went over my head or did you legitimately just post a private message with all your info as a comment?

[–]sewage 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for that, that was a wrong reply. I hate my phone. I don't know how it ended up there instead of to the pm I replied to...

[–]jmc_automatic 1 point2 points ago

No worries man, I just didn't want that to stay up too long and for you to end up with a bunch of weirdos outside your front door.

[–]sewage 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, thankfully there aren't that many comments on here it seems.

[–]Splatypus 0 points1 point ago

Life reposts.

[–]RoryAndo 1 point2 points ago

How many times will i see this post on reddit....

[–]SixWhiteLies 3 points4 points ago

I don't eat with my hands like some sub-human, Nandos.

I use a fork. She loves the cold metal against her ladybits.

[–]whileatwork75 1 point2 points ago

so last week... but still funny.

[–]my_cock_in_barack 0 points1 point ago

r/grool

[–]GIMME_BANANA 1 point2 points ago

Nando's is soooo freakin gooooood. And it sucks soooo much that we don't have them in Ole'Canuckia :(

[–]Leo1248 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about the rest of Canada, but Victoria has several.

[–]The_Swankiest_Hobo 1 point2 points ago

dude i posted this 18 days ago -.-

[–]Turel 0 points1 point ago

I posted it 6 months ago. I'm a hipster now.

[–]Jakeii 0 points1 point ago

Sign saying "Man eating chicken ------->" always makes me chuckle.

[–]dumpnuggets 0 points1 point ago

Recently went to south Africa and I went to Nandos while there, and as I was reading this sign a large black woman cashier was looking at me seductively.

[–]Jehps 1 point2 points ago

I have been meaning to try this place. I think they just won me over.

[–]ghosted_ 0 points1 point ago

The first is with a deep knife wound to the jugular.

[–]knobbodi 0 points1 point ago

Weird, Zaxby's has the same exact sign inside

[–]I_LOVE_ASPARTAME 0 points1 point ago

i fucking miss nandos. I have family that sends me their sauces and marinades.

[–]sewage 2 points3 points ago

A local store here in South FL imports the stuff, and some other stuff from SA. (cream soda, chocolates, etc). Its a little expensive but I love having the taste of home. I also always have family bring me sauces when they come.

[–]beaster1111 2 points3 points ago

i miss green cream soda, Spar-letta is gods nectar

[–]I_LOVE_ASPARTAME 1 point2 points ago

i have one of those soda makers so whenever i have family sending stuff, or visiting, I ask them to bring back a bottle of the sodastream SA cream soda! Apparently they make them there and now i have three bottles that make 12 liters each.

[–]sewage 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome! Well I know what my next purchase is.

[–]fate3 2 points3 points ago

been away form DC for a year now, damn i miss nandos

[–]I_LOVE_ASPARTAME 0 points1 point ago

there's one in DC???? WHAT??

[–]fate3 0 points1 point ago

there was at least two! one in chinatown near the verizon center, and one in dupont circle on connecticut ave

[–]bogeybogey 0 points1 point ago

Same boat, moved out in June. I'm jonesing hard for some chicken, rice and herb sauce

[–]eastsandwichma -2 points-1 points ago

just as long as you dont get an old hen

[–]Biophaze6 0 points1 point ago

I'd kill for some Nandos right now. But there aren't any where I am.

[–]benjamding 0 points1 point ago

I want chicken now

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid -4 points-3 points ago

The first is in a vagina right? The second in chicken, but the first is vagina...right?

[–]NOJ05H -3 points-2 points ago

I heard dat!!

[–]StarHat -4 points-3 points ago

And I know, that this is a repost.