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[–]keesh 48 points49 points ago

[–]omnomcookiez 16 points17 points ago

[–]MrBaconRepostPolice 7 points8 points ago

Poor Dori. But on a side note, am I needed here?

[–]greg4242 1 point2 points ago

Yes officer, the Culprit is right over there

[–]regeya -1 points0 points ago

This helps me make a point I made above, since this is the first time I've seen this one.

Reddit ought to have a dupe post detector like Digg had, though I can imagine they probably had a patent on the thing.

[–]CARVERitUP 0 points1 point ago

oh SHIT caught

[–]CaptainBus 58 points59 points ago

Just keep posting! Just keep posting! Just keep posting posting posting! What do we do? We post, post!

[–]greenyellowbird 17 points18 points ago

P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney...

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

I obviously read that in Ellen Degeneres's voice.

She is now in my head.

Yap, yap, yap, fucking yap.

[–]mash3735 6 points7 points ago

Thought you said fap fap fucking fap

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[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

WTF did I just click?

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[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

I see...

[–]welcometooceania 4 points5 points ago

Wow. I just noticed that was her.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!

I STILL REMEMBER!!!

It's been years since I last saw that movie, and I still remember!!!

[–]CARVERitUP 1 point2 points ago

OH HO HO HO HO HOOOO I LOVE TO POOOOOOST, AND WHEN YOU WAAAAAANT TO POST YOU WANT TO---

DORY!!!

[–]Hempire 9 points10 points ago

I see reposts like this: Imagine you have a Jester, one who's purpose is to entertain you. you don't pay them in money, or food, or services, but in a mere nod of the head. He quite likes nods of the head.

So every now and then your Jester comes up and does his trick, shows you his content, and if you laugh, give a little head nod to show appreciation. He's not really asking for anything, and it doesn't cost you anything to nod your head.

If he comes up and performs the same trick as he has a few weeks ago, you of course have the option to shake your head or do nothing. But other people he does entertain with his trick will nod their heads if they haven't seen it before, and only a dickface asshole would go ruin other peoples fun by telling them "No! Stop nodding!"

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

it's funny because this is a repost

[–]Forever-Independent 1 point2 points ago

It's pretty funny because you are the same person who posted this comment yesterday. So in other words, you enjoyed the 600 comment karma from last time and came back for seconds.

[–]Hempire 0 points1 point ago

i like me some head nods

[–]keejee 18 points19 points ago

[–]ComixSE 12 points13 points ago

Reposts dont bother me since it's upvoted by a majority of people who havn't seen it. What bothers me is all the fucking bitching about reposts in all the major subreddits. That and most complaints about karma-whoring.

If you've seen it and don't think it deserves an upvote, just downvote it or hide the post.

[–]JGL011 0 points1 point ago

thank you, sir. i mean, it's ok if you post a picture of an gaping anus on reddit, but GOD FORBID YOU DO IT TWICE.

[–]Kemuel 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! This is exactly it. Some people don't spend every waking second on Reddit checking to see if stuff has been posted before or not. If something's good I don't care how many times I see it.

[–]jchris8328 16 points17 points ago

Ahh....resposts. Everyone complains about them, yet when you point out that it is one you get downvoted to hell.

[–]LiteraryBoner 20 points21 points ago

It's an ongoing war between those that have been around here long enough to have seen them all and those who are new and don't want to content to be stifled. The real irony is reposts do stifle content because they take the place new OC, and the other side of that irony is that if the OC were better than the reposts they would be the ones getting upvoted. So really, neither side of the war knows what they're fighting for anymore. But it will rage on.

[–]regeya 1 point2 points ago

I've been around for a while now, and am on Reddit waaaaaaaay too much. Most the time when I see complaints of reposts, my thought it, "What the eff, really, is it?"

It's a high-traffic site.

[–]CliffeyWanKenobi 0 points1 point ago

I don't really think it takes place of OC because I'm pretty sure there isn't a limit on Reddit as to how many posts the community can make per day... maybe I'm wrong there and Reddit is limited to like 100k posts a day, but I'm pretty sure that's false. What is infinitely more annoying than reposts, however, is reading comments consisting of "Repost!"

And you are 100% correct about if OC were funnier... Some of that shit is just...well, shit!

[–]Cyriix -4 points-3 points ago

I think this might be /r/bestof worthy

[–]Asshole_Nord 2 points3 points ago

Yep, just like this picture I found of a cloud is /r/WTF worthy.

[–]Cyriix 0 points1 point ago

what are you talking about, I think it really is a great post. You might not agree, but the rules actually state that that's not a reason to downvote.

[–]desertjedi85 3 points4 points ago

Because not "everyone" complains about them. Not all of us see everything that gets posted here so some of these reposts are new to us.

[–]jchris8328 0 points1 point ago

The term "everyone" was used a generalized one, not as in literally meaning every single individual that browses through the hundreds of subreddits that exist here. I suppose that I should have clarified that so that "everyone" understood my meaning. Of course, most know what I meant. My apologies kind sir!

[–]desertjedi85 1 point2 points ago

My point still stands. You may have seen it but for every person that has seen it there's probably 4-5 people that haven't seen it. So if you have 100 people that have seen it that's 400-500 people that haven't. This is why they can still hit the front page, because people haven't seen it before or have seen it and enjoyed it.

[–]jchris8328 0 points1 point ago

I understand your point completely. Not saying it is a bad one. I myself, have only seen this once. I saw that someone said it was a repost and made a statement about how Redditors view resposts. Geez relax and enjoy the site. Getting all bent out of shape because someone has a differing opinion

[–]w2tpmf 2 points3 points ago

The number 1 dont in reddiquette is

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]sarge21 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it's because more people vote than complain, and the people who complain are in the minority.

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

What good is pointing out a repost?

If I have seen it before, then pointing out that I've seen it does no good. It doesn't inform me. It's just annoying.

If I haven't seen it, I don't care. I enjoy it and I'm glad I was reposted. It does no good for someone to tell me that they have seen something I haven't seen.

So what case is it beneficial for anyone to point it out? What good does it do?

[–]Fancer -1 points0 points ago

So true man

[–]jchris8328 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ everybody chill the fuck out. Was I the one that stated this was a repost, NO. As I stated before, this was the first time I saw this post. Time and time again I have seen complaints about things being reposts, whether popular or unpopular and that it gets tiring seeing the same thing over and over. Not only from everyone enjoying Reddit, but also being stated from the Mods of the subreddit themselves. The only thing I said that as much as people complain about things being reposts, when someone points it out, why do the get downvoted to hell. But that is Reddit for ya anyway and I could give a fuck less. I'm not here to get into who's dick is bigger over the internet.

[–]Fancer 0 points1 point ago

dude. We're fucking with you.

[–]jchris8328 0 points1 point ago

I know..... Keeping it going. That's what the internet is for, crazy shit! At least I'm not on 4Chan or 9Gag. LOL

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

[–]killit 1 point2 points ago

[–]HKBFG 0 points1 point ago

How about "people who don't spend every minute of their lives on Reddit".

If someone reposts from Reddit to Reddit, I hate it. If, however, someone is just posting web content that has already been posted, then they probably aren't intentionally reposting.

[–]drkphd 0 points1 point ago

You wanna know the dark secret of who reposters are?!

WE'RE ALL REPOSTERS.

Sure, there are a couple of hardcore reposters, doing nothing but reposting, scouring the Reddits for successful posts and reposting them, but this is the minority.

You see, you might submit a hundred links in your time on Reddit. Now, if you're like the rest of us, very very very few of these will be successful. However, if you post a repost of a successful post, it will likely be successful again.

So if you post 100 posts, and perhaps one of them is a repost, that might be your only post that makes it to the front page, and you'll be branded a reposter, even though only 1% of your posts were reposts. You might not even have known. It might have been an accident.

The real people we should be blaming are the community that continually upvotes reposts. Why do they do this? Because Reddit is no longer a community! It's gotten so big that it's a cyclical content aggregator. The people on here one month are a totally different set of people than the people who are here another month: some come, some leave, some stay, some visit once or twice a week, etc.

We've lost our community and had it replaced by a faceless, thoughtless machine. And the cost of that is reposts. Blame the voters, not the posts.

[–]stoatyboy 3 points4 points ago

Repost.

[–]thunder915 3 points4 points ago

i used to tag everyone who reposted as a reposting cunt but then one day half of the front page was filled full of reposting cunts.

[–]creedofwheat 2 points3 points ago

Had to do it...

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Who I Imagine Reposters Are 5hrs funny
Who I imagine is upvoting all the reposts... 10coms 111pts 6mos funny
Who I imagine is upvoting all of the Reposts (Fixed) 8coms 24pts 6mos funny
Who I imagine is upvoting all the reposts... [fixed] 4coms 14pts 6mos funny
Who I Imagine is Upvoting all of the Reposts... 54coms 533pts 6mos funny
Who I Imagine is Upvoting all of the Reposts... 234coms 1206pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]bangerco84 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Carlos Mencia

[–]HeyHaiHello 1 point2 points ago

Just keep posting! Just keep posting!

[–]ramblingpariah -1 points0 points ago

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

Here.

Before somebody submits the "[fixed]" version of this post.

[–]M3le 0 points1 point ago

ive seen this before......how ironic

[–]IPickOnYou -1 points0 points ago

Funny. But this is more along the lines of who I imagine Reposters are.

[–]Typlo -1 points0 points ago

To be fair, you can't be on Reddit 24/7 and know all the content that has already been posted.

[–]bigmanbeats 0 points1 point ago

Who I Imagine Reposters Are Fixed

[–]drandolph -1 points0 points ago

Don't be so homophobic. Not all reposters are lesbians.

[–]regeya -1 points0 points ago

You do realize that Reddit has enough traffic that there's a good chance these people never saw it, right?

[–]bencowtastic 0 points1 point ago

You also have a submission titled

"This Basically Sums Up All Porn (Repost)"

Actually, you have a lot of things you have posted that are reposts...

[–]redlinezo6 -1 points0 points ago

BOOO you suck.

[–]CheezIts_YAY 1 point2 points ago

I imagine they actually say to themselves "I am going to get so much attention with this!" and then go sit in the tub with a bottle of whiskey after posting.

[–]Sagerian -1 points0 points ago

Ellen Degeneres?

[–]AFatWork -1 points0 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/iSEuF.png Who I imagine reposter are.

[–]gantzphere 1 point2 points ago

Wrong; they're robots.

[–]JackalTroy 0 points1 point ago

I feel like reposting this around once per month should actually become a thing.

[–]helloxgoodbye -1 points0 points ago

I've accidentally reposted something before. People are so mean about it! I legitimately had no idea and people were acting like I just killed 14 puppies.

[–]Mikkel8CFC26 -1 points0 points ago

How I imagine OP when he posted this.

"When life get you down, you know whatcha gonna do? Just keep reposting, just keep reposting, just keep reposting, reposting, reposting! What do we do, we repost, repost!"

[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point ago

I can understand how someone who posts an item would feel annoyed or disappointed when someone else reposts it later, particularly if the repost receives more upvotes than the original.

But as someone browsing reddit casually, more often than not I miss the original post. I'm usually grateful to reposters for showing me something I hadn't seen.

[–]laneyy11 0 points1 point ago

that's the third time Ive clicked on this link because I keep forgetting that I've already seen it

[–]assbackwards11 0 points1 point ago

This, this is encouraging. Stop it. I wanna be a reposter now.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 0 points1 point ago

not everyone saw everything on Reddit ever

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

On the computer, it warns you if you are reposting but not on phone apps. People need to chill out about it anyway.

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

What makes this not a repost?

[–]Mikuro 0 points1 point ago

Orrrrrr, they might be people who don't spend their entire lives on Reddit.

[–]thepezzyone 0 points1 point ago

I truly wanted to upvote this multiple times

[–]IronTek 0 points1 point ago

At first I read that as "Reporters."

It still works.

[–]Nonplussest 0 points1 point ago

Or..you know..people who haven't seen the post.

[–]weside73 0 points1 point ago

Trust the system!

[–]lesquee 0 points1 point ago

As a reposter, I can confirm. Thanks to those who don't hate our kind. It's kind of tough to see everything that has ever been on Reddit, and I don't create much original content.

[–]Streetzmic 0 points1 point ago

AH MAN! I want to repost this...

[–]youseemcranky 1 point2 points ago

She looks so happy, as if she doesn't realize that in two seconds a barage of angry redditors will attack.

[–]saturated_uranus 0 points1 point ago

downvote, i am not a fish. ;D

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

That's the upvoters. Reposters are like those gulls when they see karma.

[–]WJUK -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't know fish browsed Reddit too.

[–]swaythepirate 0 points1 point ago

I just reposted this.

[–]Koshercrab 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to repost this in a month.

[–]ab26 -3 points-2 points ago

On the front page today there is a .gif of a video that was on the frontpage yesterday. Fuck.

[–]Nyeep 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's in a different subreddit.

[–]sarge21 0 points1 point ago

Either that means that someone is a shameless thief, or worse, that they weren't on Reddit yesterday

[–]desertjedi85 1 point2 points ago

Yesterday I drove past a building, this morning I drove past it again.

[–]giz0r -4 points-3 points ago

You imagine they're a cartoon fish? Okay ...

[–]drunk_otter -4 points-3 points ago

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.