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Slit tongue. (gifsoup.com)

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[–]na_im_good 265 points266 points ago

Imagine getting a blowjob

[–]sumo_kitty 97 points98 points ago

first thing that came to mind when i watched this

[–]this_man_loves_trees 84 points85 points ago

when i watched this

when we all watched this

[–]illmtK 22 points23 points ago

Dealbreaker: Not having a slit tongue.

[–]jeep8790 20 points21 points ago

i was thinking about how much other ladies would love her

[–]Daniellandos 8 points9 points ago

First thing that came to hand. FTFY

[–]ChexLemeneux42 25 points26 points ago

Came in my hand. FTFY

[–]Queen_LaQueefah 41 points42 points ago

I bet she could do wonders eating a girl out

[–]hustlecat 4 points5 points ago

Service both sides of the clit at the same time!

[–]Andysics 35 points36 points ago

Came for the blowjob comments, was not disappointed. Fellatio.

[–]duckmurderer 24 points25 points ago

Penis goes there.

[–]ALDUINSBANE 16 points17 points ago

Imagine getting your butthole licked.

[–]PenileColony 4 points5 points ago

Both of them.

[–]stlunatic15 43 points44 points ago

Or making out.

[–]thedersy1 59 points60 points ago

Yeah making out... totally better than a blowjob.

[–]stlunatic15 38 points39 points ago

I never said it was better.

[–]holyhotdicks 4 points5 points ago

7th grader alert!

[–]na_im_good -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I guess that would work also

[–]ForwardsMan 2 points3 points ago

How does this differ from any other situation in my life?

[–]gimmeAblowjob 3 points4 points ago

hmmm...

[–]kinghenryXI 2 points3 points ago

69 upvotes, classic

[–]YourFaceSucks 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that would be awesome... Oh you mean from her, yeah that would be even more awesome.

[–]SonicCephalopod 2 points3 points ago

Boyfriend used to date a girl with her tongue like this. So whenever I'm giving him a BJ all I can think of is how much better she must have been. :(

[–]RedLotus77 1 point2 points ago

I'm just praying there are lesbians like this.

[–]jsphenom08 73 points74 points ago

I find that kind of hot!

[–]HaydenTheFox 49 points50 points ago

It helps that she's really cute.

[–]kevlo 5 points6 points ago

That too, but still.

[–]THE_rage_FACE 7 points8 points ago

I second that.

[–]Hiphoppington 2 points3 points ago

Kind of?

[–]jennilokay 100 points101 points ago

On my vagina. Now.

[–]antemon 32 points33 points ago

i'm a straight guy, but right now I'm envying that vagina of yours right now if you're gonna get cunnilingus from that girl.

[–]Fausto1981 22 points23 points ago

i'm turned on by this

[–]Hiphoppington 6 points7 points ago

Perhaps this will help.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/496716/punk-girl-with-split-tongue-sucks-a-cock/

[–]ApeofBass 1 point2 points ago

Sweeeeet!

[–]Fausto1981 1 point2 points ago

thanks bro

[–]Hiphoppington 0 points1 point ago

I'm like the fap fairy

[–]nehpets96 1 point2 points ago

Why have I never heard of this before?

[–]Hiphoppington 1 point2 points ago

u/hiphoppington - Change you can believe in

[–]HitlerYouthPresident 10 points11 points ago

Video link

[–]saisar 10 points11 points ago

I... must... not... fap... fap fap fap

[–]amkingdom 19 points20 points ago

Saw the .gif before the title. I'm like oh cool, BA, a slit tongue. Also, she's cute and seem like a cool person to get to know.

[–]grimpoteuthis 7 points8 points ago

Thought the same thing. Then I realized, oh, it's in /r/wtf. Of course. For fucks sake, reddit. Body modifications aren't wtf.

[–]Kairu927 20 points21 points ago

No?

[–]grimpoteuthis -4 points-3 points ago

Nope, sorry. I live close to San Francisco and spent a lot of time there as a child with my mother. I love all kinds of modifications, they're beautiful. I wish I had the balls to get some of them done because they can be aesthetically pleasing to me. I have to stick with piercings and tattoos.

[–]Macattack278 17 points18 points ago

A man or woman is allowed to do what he or she wants to and with his or her body. And I am allowed to think that he or she is weird for doing so.

[–]poundcake2010 4 points5 points ago

Looks like a demon temptress.....

[–]CORVETTEZR1 4 points5 points ago

Anyone know of a video with a girl with a spilt tongue giving head?

[–]RobertTheSpruce 5 points6 points ago

10/10. Good fap. Will fap again.

[–]ismaithliomvag 10 points11 points ago

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=split+tongue+lesbian+porn we all know you wanted to.

[–]Talnadair 5 points6 points ago

Pre fap saving comment.

[–]Hiphoppington 3 points4 points ago

Same. God's work etc etc etc

[–]Jimbobwayy 0 points1 point ago

Post/ pre fap saving comment.

[–]nehpets96 0 points1 point ago

This is... glorious.

[–]blardy 12 points13 points ago

I'm half aroused and half disturbed.

[–]Masshole3000 46 points47 points ago

I'm fully aroused, half masturbed.

[–]devilspawn 4 points5 points ago

Only half? Damn, I opened the link and fired off a few rounds on the tallywhacker within minutes.

[–]Jero32 3 points4 points ago

oh good so i'm not the only one?

[–]thadood 1 point2 points ago

I believe the word you're looking for is 'scaroused'.

[–]grimpoteuthis 8 points9 points ago

Come on reddit, body mods aren't /r/wtf anymore. It's not the goddamn Victorian area. Maybe I just give you too much credit but I'm disappointed. :[

[–]aahdin 0 points1 point ago

this still made me go wtf, is splitting your tongue in half actually a regular thing nowadays?

[–]wha7thmah 0 points1 point ago

I think the wtf factor for me is that you can control the muscles from each part separately. The actual thought of a split tongue isn't wtf, just how you can move it.

[–]youre_a_tard 9 points10 points ago

Man, that'd be fun!

Too bad she'd never stop talking about her lack of relationship with her father long enough to get some use out of it.

[–]Sorry_I_Judge 2 points3 points ago

Zing!

[–]deadaluspark 0 points1 point ago

zing of the day!

[–]nedthenervousnarwhal 1 point2 points ago

do want

[–]danoll 1 point2 points ago

Wow! She is gorgeous.

[–]DeRage 2 points3 points ago

She actually looks like she would taste good kissing, I am serious, I have never said that about any woman and that was the first thing I came to think about.

[–]not_just_a_username 0 points1 point ago

Hot as fuck!

[–]rageth 2 points3 points ago

Looks like she has a small crab in her mouth.

[–]DrakeSkull 2 points3 points ago

I would hit that. Hard. With a railgun. And by that railgun I mean my cock.

[–]karmacow 2 points3 points ago

I bet she'd be fun to makeout with

[–]biglebroski 2 points3 points ago

i want that on my dick

[–]tokeyoh 2 points3 points ago

This girl is hot. Fap time.

[–]RustyEight 4 points5 points ago

I've seen this porn

[–]lotictrance 13 points14 points ago

link goddamn you

[–]John_Sterling 4 points5 points ago

Surely OP will deliver.

[–]nukedukem96 0 points1 point ago

No he won't.

[–]_i_always_lie_ 3 points4 points ago

YES HE WILL!

[–]DarthNibbles 1 point2 points ago

He must...

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

Or else...

[–]microrally 2 points3 points ago

me gusta

[–]paulieindy 1 point2 points ago

She'd make a good lesbian.

[–]jo_jessica 2 points3 points ago

I know this girl! She's kind of a piece of crap.

[–]bobmystery 2 points3 points ago

And in 15 years, "Yeah, don't ask muh mama about her tongue... she don't like nobody askin' about her tongue."

[–]damianTechPM -1 points0 points ago

She mumbles, "I was... in an accident"

[–]stfm 17 points18 points ago

I wath... inna athiddent

[–]bobbybusche 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if this would impede her speech?

[–]Zeldafiend 1 point2 points ago

At first it does, but they get used to it. YouTube has MANY videos.

[–]Squeeums 1 point2 points ago

I have a split tongue, at the beginning I had a very slight lisp with s sounds, but as I gained muscle control it went away.

[–]MissIndigo 1 point2 points ago

She can make out with herself all the time!

[–]Shin325 1 point2 points ago

Down boy, down!

[–]NE-Phil 0 points1 point ago

Ah! Too late...

[–]John_Sterling -1 points0 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

;)

[–]Ejdl 0 points1 point ago

It's like she's making out with herself!

[–]of_terrys_crew -1 points0 points ago

Same type of vid, but this girl has fangs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX7wfsDfySc&feature=related

[–]bl4ckb4dg3r5 0 points1 point ago

so old.

[–]paradoxcircle13 0 points1 point ago

it looks like she's making out with herself...not that its a bad thing.

[–]youreafuckinghero 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone have this done and have this much ability? I've seen split tongues but I wouldn't expect that much motion and control with the two sides after the snip-snip. Thoughts?

[–]Squeeums 0 points1 point ago

I've got mine split, but not quite as deep as hers. I've got a little less control because my split isn't as deep which limits movement.

[–]youreafuckinghero 0 points1 point ago

Can you move each side at all independently of the other?

[–]Squeeums 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

The tongue is made up of two separate muscles. The split, if placed correctly, goes directly in between them. After that it just takes some time to train the muscles to go in directions they weren't used to before.

[–]youreafuckinghero 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]aahdin 0 points1 point ago

Does it effect your speech at all? Like can you still make your T and S sounds?

[–]Squeeums 0 points1 point ago

Until I learned the muscle control I had a slight lisp, mostly with S sounds. But that didn't last long (maybe a month), and my voice went back to normal.

[–]czw 0 points1 point ago

What about rolling your r's? It seems like that would be almost impossible with the split right where you have to touch the top of your mouth.

[–]Squeeums 0 points1 point ago

The tips of my tongue aren't just flopping around, they still have muscle in them that can move in every direction. I can easily push the split closed and speak like anyone with a normal tongue.

[–]czw 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, so can you roll your r's? Or, if you can't since not everyone can, do you know anyone with a split tongue that can? I'm just curious, thanks.

[–]Squeeums 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I can roll my r's

[–]jamaicanmefap 0 points1 point ago

cant tell if Im disgusted by it
...or want to touch it with my penis

[–]TheKikiDangee 0 points1 point ago

I have one. Its not that bad..actually

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

Proof! WE DEMAND IT!

[–]TheKikiDangee 0 points1 point ago

A picture, or a video.

[–]Twinkie-twink 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]TheKikiDangee 0 points1 point ago

I will post one as soon as possible.

[–]PaleOfBucket 0 points1 point ago

passe. Welcome to the late 90s.

[–]Permagrin 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think Resident Evil.

[–]DarthNibbles 0 points1 point ago

I have a pretty justifiable boner right now...

[–]kevlo 0 points1 point ago

There was an AMA from a girl on reddit who did this, she linked it the last time this was posted here. If I could find the comment, I would give it to you guys, but I can't find it.

IIRC, she said hey boyfriend loved the oral from it.

[–]briediann 0 points1 point ago

i think this is so sexy!

[–]Terminatorinhell 1 point2 points ago

She's actually still pretty hot lol. but damn a blowjob from that would be crazy

[–]redjubear 1 point2 points ago

Didn't make me think anything filthy at all ...... i got to go now ...... do ...... stuff.

[–]htheo157 0 points1 point ago

my penis is so confused

[–]Tipsy_king 0 points1 point ago

My god it's BEAUTIFUL.

[–]ldubcarnuba 1 point2 points ago

What a nice young lady.

[–]shitjustaintcray 0 points1 point ago

why is she eating Patrick

[–]AreallyhardLemon 0 points1 point ago

I'll save you Patrick!

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck I remembered that guy in the Edgar suit from Men In Black I?!

[–]keelallcookies 0 points1 point ago

That is kind of cool! Wish all humans had tongues like that.

[–]Gawdzillers 1 point2 points ago

SOMEBODY RULE 34 THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

[–]artist9120 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that would affect your speech at all?

[–]youreuglyasfu 0 points1 point ago

It looks like patrick's legs kicking in despair

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

She seems like a cool person. takes some guts to get a split tongue. 10/10 would hang out with.

[–]exlurkerjake 0 points1 point ago

boner aborted

[–]theGUYishere24 1 point2 points ago

Slit Bifurcated Tongue

[–]SkullyKitt 0 points1 point ago

Whoever did the splitting did a fantastic job, and she gets my kudos for handling it well during recovery. Both are apparent by lack of curl or overlapping caused by scar tissue, and her control.

Having your blood born pathogen certification might be enough in some places, but if you don't know where or how to cut - yikes. I've seen some botched slits, and this is definitely not one of them.

[–]project_seven 0 points1 point ago

I need head from her before I can judge!

[–]EzioAssassin123 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmMMMmmmmmmmOHSHIT

[–]Lycanthropos 0 points1 point ago

A pair of fangs would complete the look nicely.

[–]megamanxte 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's her milkshake that brings the boys to yard

[–]Delror 0 points1 point ago

Came here for the blowjob comments. Was definitely not disappointed.

[–]Kainim 0 points1 point ago

i'm so aroused right now

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

How did that happen?

[–]elyse872 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJgUnbx57Xc

NSFL/NSFW

[–]MinuteMaidMan 0 points1 point ago

om nom nom nom

[–]elyse872 0 points1 point ago

split*

[–]poopaladoopa 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure this girl is my neighbour. have an upvote.

[–]TheSalsa 0 points1 point ago

When I was still in daycare, 5 or so I think, I met a girl that was younger than me that had a bifurcated tongue. She said she got it from licking the sharp edge of a butcher knife, but looking back on it I'm not sure if that's what really happened or something she made up. The next time I saw something like that was a body mod book in the 90's

[–]Deadsquiwwew 0 points1 point ago

I have the strangest boner right now

[–]NeuroTrip 0 points1 point ago

This isnt wtf...its a fairly common body modification. But its fuckin rad! =p

[–]chips_016 1 point2 points ago

I would marry this woman

[–]tirejunky 1 point2 points ago

Wow!

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Fathers be good to your daughters

[–]telltaleheart22 -3 points-2 points ago

this is disgusting. and yes i am heterosexual

[–]pabman 1 point2 points ago

The double-penised guy and her would make such a great couple.

[–]judaman -4 points-3 points ago

I have the strangest boner right now.

[–]smartparts171 3 points4 points ago

Not strange at all, that's a pretty attractive girl with a tongue that she obviously knows how to work if you know what I'm saying.

[–]Azozel 0 points1 point ago

I imagine talking must be a challenge.

[–]TyphloticShade 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/d2uCY.jpg

[–]Squeeums 1 point2 points ago

No, it isn't.
Source: I have a split tongue

[–]Andyu86 1 point2 points ago

But you are using the computer to talk. No wonder it is easy.

[–]Sorry_I_Judge 0 points1 point ago

Idea time! Let's pool some funds together and get this fine young lady to make some type of adult like videos with the sex and stuff that we like and want and stuff.

edit: NVM, just turned on the speakers and heard her talk, 2/10, would not bang.

[–]InnocuousPenis -3 points-2 points ago

I remember this being interesting 15 years ago when every tv station on earth running specials about "the latest things those crazy youngins are doing these days".

Cool post, Bill Cosby.

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