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My friends convinced me to text the girl I like and ask her out. This is what the room looked like while we were waiting for her response: (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ICanLegoThat 991 points992 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/YocxA.jpg

[–]its_over_2250 142 points143 points ago

Approximately how many legos do you own?

Edit: I've never once asked a friend to come over and play Lego

[–]DarkRyoushii 169 points170 points ago

your username answered for you.

[–]Roaning 29 points30 points ago

About 10.

[–]Sonums 40 points41 points ago

Bitch please.

Quoted from another thread from the same guy.

[–]g0shua 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/XRbbWh.jpg

The horror.

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

WAY too organized. Lego must be stored in one big box that you dump out and have to search through to find that one small piece that would perfectly fit but you can't find for 5 minutes. That's part of the fun!!

[–]Sonums 3 points4 points ago

Agreed so much. The sound it makes is just so soothing when you're rummaging for that one piece that will complete your giant Lego peni-I mean space ship!

[–]its_over_2250 2 points3 points ago

I Have No Words

[–]IAmTheQ 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you beat me to it.

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    [–]IAmTheQ 9 points10 points ago

    The answer to your question lies below. He posted this in another thread.

    http://imgur.com/a/Gr6fD

    [–]Teneniel 6 points7 points ago

    I'm not sure what's creepier: The legion of headless bodies, or the stacks of heads without bodies.

    [–]jumbofighter 0 points1 point ago

    Yes.

    [–]Ruirize 7 points8 points ago

    Approximately how many lego bricks do you own?

    FTFY

    [–]its_over_2250 6 points7 points ago

    That would work too. I was looking for sets, boxes, buckets or any other thing to describe how vast his collection is.

    [–]Klingmahenko 10 points11 points ago

    http://imgur.com/a/Gr6fD A link he posted earlier.

    [–]AdmiralUpboat 2 points3 points ago

    He was pointing out that the plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.

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      [–]rKanoRx_1 0 points1 point ago

      'Bout tree fitty.

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        [–][deleted] 74 points75 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/BlmUS.jpg

        [–]RambleLZOn 2 points3 points ago

        That is a damn good 'shop.

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          [–]Masqui 11 points12 points ago

          I find your content relevant to my interests and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

          [–]mrpti 15 points16 points ago

          you're undoubtedly one of the coolest people on reddit.

          [–]joshownz98 29 points30 points ago

          This novelty account is awesome!

          [–]baby_corn_is_corn 5 points6 points ago

          Yes you can

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            [–]BrianSnow 610 points611 points ago

            Kids these days. In my day we used to have our friends ask her friends to ask the girl we liked out in person. Sheesh.

            [–]drawingdead0 265 points266 points ago

            I used to be that kid. I got the weirdest kick out of being the middle man in really awkward situations.

            [–]GoldandBlue 104 points105 points ago

            Me too. Used to always have this serious look on the way back so not to give away the answer before I could tell them. Junior high was weird.

            [–]EXAX 45 points46 points ago

            I was the worst middleman in Junior High. I thought msn group conversations would be foolproof.

            [–]HereticPaladin 2 points3 points ago

            Been there...done that.

            [–]TheGenerico 33 points34 points ago

            For some reason I read that as "I got the weirdest kick out of being the middle aged man in really awkward situations"

            ... ಠ_ಠ

            [–]kipsy3 117 points118 points ago

            i was the most awful middle man...

            friend -"can you ask him, as a joke, if he will be my boyfriend"

            me -"my friend wants to know if you will be her joke boyfriend"

            him -"what??"

            friend -"no! you were supposed to ask him as a joke"

            me -"i'm asking you as a joke if you want to be her boyfriend, what do you say?"

            him - "what???"

            friend -"nooooo! ask him if he wants to be my boyfriend and don't tell him it's a joke"

            me -"you wanna be her boyfriend?"

            him -"sure"

            and they were boyfriend and girlfriend for a few months

            EDIT: to clarify, they were in separate rooms and i was running back and forth with questions and replies

            [–]Roaning 167 points168 points ago

            "You wanna be boyfriends with this joke?"

            [–]sinisterdeath 11 points12 points ago

            i don't know does it have a good punch line?

            If you know what i mean.

            [–]mhawk1134 3 points4 points ago

            Maybe if the boyfriend is Chris Brown

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                  [–]bad_standup_routine 317 points318 points ago

                  You know what I hate? Being the middle man in awkward situations. Am I right?! Like, the other day I'm walking through the park, and this hobo asks me for a dollar. And I'm like, sure, why the hell not, I mean my it's not like my wife lets me keep any of my money anyways, AM I RIGHT?! HA! So just as I'm about to give this crusty dude a dollar, another homeless guy runs up to me, and says that the first homeless guy owes him a dollar! And so I should give him my dollar instead! And I'm like wo-ho-hoooa, gentlemen, I don't want to get caught up in your business here! And then the first guy flips a switch blade and is all choose or die and I'm like WO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOAAA and that's when I ran the hell out of there because I realized I left the oven on and that's just dangerous! AM I RIGHT?! HA! Safety.

                  [–]BravidR 41 points42 points ago

                  You go to the park a lot.

                  [–]sheepyowl 7 points8 points ago

                  Going to the park.

                  Not even once

                  [–]MrGrumpet 24 points25 points ago

                  I am going to stalk you.

                  [–]velkyr 10 points11 points ago

                  Classic Seinfeld

                  [–]17th_level_Magus 19 points20 points ago

                  bad_standup_routine, that was awesome. If I heard that kind of randomness at a comedy club, I'd give you a few laughs.

                  [–]siriuslupin65 1 point2 points ago

                  Lmao dude, that was sooo fucking good, the entire restaurant were im having breakfast looked at me with a crazy look

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                    [–]H_E_Pennypacker 8 points9 points ago

                    My best friend in middle school was that kid. He'd always come up with these ideas that involved him asking out a girl for me. I would always think I didn't have a chance and he'd have to try really hard to convince me to let him ask the girl out for me. Then the girl always said no.

                    [–]skrangeo 6 points7 points ago

                    middle man?

                    wing man

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                      [–]sp00kyd00m 55 points56 points ago

                      circle yes or no

                      [–]piroteknix 15 points16 points ago

                      Doesn't include a "Maybe" option. Spoiled ballot.

                      [–]fuzzysarge 10 points11 points ago

                      George Michael would have 'yes' 'no' and 'MAYBE'

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                        [–]Starwolf64 3 points4 points ago

                        "or"

                        [–]jumalaw 15 points16 points ago

                        In middle school one girl, Michelle, used a friend to let me know that she couldn't decide between dating me or my friend Josh. I guess her friend was kinda flaky on the message delivery because I was never asked if I wanted to go out with this girl in the first place. Suddenly I was a contender, though, up for grabs like I was being picked for a kickball team.

                        [–]Mouseygal 8 points9 points ago

                        Unfortunately, I was also dumped in this fashion. :(

                        [–]kadunke 3 points4 points ago

                        Dumped, or rejected? If dumped, what happened?

                        [–]Mouseygal 19 points20 points ago

                        Dumped. To be fair, we were in seventh grade.

                        Prior to school starting, this boy contacted me via AIM saying he "liked" me. I had no idea who he was, so I told him we'd have to wait until the first day of school to determine whether my feelings were reciprocated. As it turns out, he was in my homeroom and we became fast friends.

                        Prior to him, I had several "boyfriends." None of these relationships had ever gone past kissing (not even "making out," I didn't learn how to do that until 8th grade), so I was accustomed to taking things slow. I was also rarely allowed to socialize with anyone outside of school, so it limited our interaction a great deal.

                        We "dated" for about a month, until he decided he was interested in a different girl. One who was able to do all of the things I couldn't. He had his friend approach me at lunch one day, and tell me "Jordan wants to be just friends." I was absolutely crushed, and embarrassed myself by crying in front of everyone and looked like a complete fool. I cringe to this day when I think back on it.

                        [–]kadunke 24 points25 points ago

                        Contacted you via AIM, and broke up through a friend. Kid had no balls.

                        [–]Mouseygal 21 points22 points ago

                        He did end up getting with pretty much every other girl I knew after that, too.

                        He is a dad now.

                        [–]iwasntexpectingthat 14 points15 points ago

                        I went out with this guy once and he kept trying to get in my pants every chance he could but respected me when I said no. I thought he was so perfect. After 1 year of going out I finally gave in. (I wish I didn't :( I was just 15 then). I was naive. I thought he deserved it since he waited so long. I found out a few months later that he cheated on me a week before that. We broke up but got back together. We went out for a broken four years. He cheated on me another two times.

                        He's a dad now at 22 years old, no college degree, and having a lot of money problems. I have my diploma, my dream job, and the best bf right out of a fairytale.

                        [–]ElectronicDrug 7 points8 points ago

                        Hey now. I'm a dad at 22. But I have a good job, am married, a house, etc.

                        [–]iwasntexpectingthat 4 points5 points ago

                        Sorry I didn't mean it like that. I know a lot of young moms and dads. You're probably a good person like them. My ex wasn't. Cheating was only 30% of the grief he gave me. That's his second kid by the way. He had his first when he was 14. My point is he's struggling with his life now. His karma for what he did.

                        [–]ElectronicDrug 9 points10 points ago

                        iwasntexpectingthat

                        [–]KUweatherman 5 points6 points ago

                        I can sympathize. My dad was in the army and we were sent to Germany. When we got there I was about to start 8th grade. Early in the school year, I had a crush on a really hot girl and some friends of mine asked her for me if she wanted to be my GF. She said yes. Awesome! That was a Friday. We lived 20 minutes from the base so I couldn't see her til Monday at school. Well, I got real sick over the weekend and missed Mon-Wed of class. That Thursday, she broke up with me. :/

                        To be fair, we did stay semi-friends throughout high school.

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                          [–]BrainSlurper 1 point2 points ago

                          She needed to hide the body.

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                            [–]DaBoii 1 point2 points ago

                            Got a girl and got dumped by the girl... with the same sheet of paper :'(

                            [–]Mouseygal 2 points3 points ago

                            Was she a pack-rat?

                            [–]DaBoii 4 points5 points ago

                            More of a tree-hugger

                            [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

                            Back in my day we would just ask the girl out. Because you know.. We weren't pussies back then.

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                              [–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 346 points347 points ago

                              Her and her friends thinking of how she can let you down easy.

                              [–]myeyesdilate 149 points150 points ago

                              "He asked me by text!"

                              [–]lnenad 56 points57 points ago

                              Listen AMQ, it's not you, it's me.

                              it's totally him he's butt ugly

                              [–]H_E_Pennypacker 32 points33 points ago

                              You're giving me the "It's Not You, It's Me" routine? I invented "It's Not You, It's Me"! No one tells me it's them, not me! If it's anybody, it's me!

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                                [–]killajl 108 points109 points ago

                                Just a little tense, huh? Was there any victory dancing? Don't leave us hanging!

                                [–]AnnoyingMovieQuoter[S] 362 points363 points ago

                                EDIT 2: Sorry if I sounded like a douche. I've just never had a post make it to the front page before. Sorry and again thanks for all the support everyone. =)

                                her reply:

                                "Oh hey andrew thats really sweet but no thanks, i do just see you as a friend but dont let this make anything awk because its all good:)"

                                Ah well. Didn't really expect her to to yes. She's like, super-model attractive, I'm definitely well below her. At least she was nice about it though. =P

                                [–]ANTI_CIRCLEJERKER 507 points508 points ago

                                Don't anyone do it. Don't you dare mention friendzoning, Reddit. I know you're about to.

                                [–]blam10 257 points258 points ago

                                Thank you, Anti_Circlejerker.

                                The whole "friendzoning" thing has gotten out of the hand. The OP took a chance and it didn't work out, but more power to him. Took guts, man. Why demean him and the girl by labeling it "Friendzoning"?

                                [–]memeaddictedchick 54 points55 points ago

                                Exactly. And why blame the chick? She could have said "ew no way!" But instead she said it kindly. That makes her awesome imo..

                                [–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

                                aw, now you went and made it awk.

                                [–]Uitwaaien 59 points60 points ago

                                Oh god. I could hug you. Thank you for saying this.

                                [–]mattypatty88 10 points11 points ago

                                yep

                                [–]mysterynumber 1 point2 points ago

                                right. taking chance by sending a nigh emotionless TEXT MESSAGE asking a girl out on a date.

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                                  [–]dionysus6794 37 points38 points ago

                                  So do we just regular jerk each other or what?! I'm good to GO!!

                                  [–]stillnotking 24 points25 points ago

                                  No, we start square-jerking. Watch for the do-si-do, it's a bitch.

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                                    [–]the_sleepless 81 points82 points ago

                                    Dude. No. Absolutely no.

                                    You are never below anybody's league. Right now I'm dating (probably marrying) a girl who is getting her PhD. She's hyper intelligent. She's the most considerate and caring person I know. She's model hot. Blonde hair, green eyes, beautiful smile, charming as hell. Way way way "out of my league."

                                    But not for one second do I believe that she is. Is she? Yes, absolutely. I am a total loser in comparison. I'm just a network engineer.

                                    Always ask her out. Only the right one will say yes.

                                    [–]Chrys7 13 points14 points ago

                                    I'm just a network engineer.

                                    As a Physics undergrad, I respect your line of work and it's no picnic.

                                    [–]the_sleepless 27 points28 points ago

                                    It's not. But she's working really hard every day and I do meetings in my boxers over the internet from my bed.

                                    [–]uofmike 19 points20 points ago

                                    I hope you're not working hard then, or at least have a button on those things

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                                      [–]SonicFlash01 5 points6 points ago

                                      Requesting picture of your hot girlfriend in a labcoat for verification

                                      [–]ApertureJunkie 1 point2 points ago

                                      As a previous salesman for hospitality networks - I respect your profession as well. Just seeing engineers updates on their CCNA makes me spin.

                                      Also, same boat here. Congrats on finding what sounds like "the one" my man.

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                                        [–]killajl 35 points36 points ago

                                        You gave it a shot, that's what counts!

                                        [–]JoeyJoJoJrShabado 1 point2 points ago

                                        That was a lame shot. By text? Is OP a man or a muppet?

                                        [–]secretlypooping 3 points4 points ago

                                        if OP's a man that makes him a muppet of a man

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                                          [–]WouldYouKindly69 11 points12 points ago

                                          Wayne Gretzky : "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"... Good effort son!

                                          [–]sketchymcsketcherson 117 points118 points ago

                                          I'm definitely well below her

                                          No, no you're not.

                                          [–]fluffynukeit 23 points24 points ago

                                          Upvote for truth. If you don't think you're good enough to date her, what makes you think she'll feel differently? Women have secret radars behind their ears that pick up on this kind of thing. If you think you are reaching, so will she.

                                          [–]newloaf 21 points22 points ago

                                          "Son, let the woman come up with reasons not to fuck you. Don't do it for her."

                                          [–]nakedjay 1 point2 points ago

                                          Exactly, if you are insecure or not confident woman will pick up on that and it will drive them away. Doesn't matter how hot the girl is, if you have these two things you have a pretty good chance of getting the girl.

                                          [–]dome210 3 points4 points ago

                                          Exactly. I wish people would think about this a little more. If the roles were reversed would you be like, "Why did this girl ask me out? I'm way out of her league."

                                          I certainly hope not.

                                          Why do guys think that girls think like this?

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                                            [–]Yourdomdaddy 13 points14 points ago

                                            On the bright side, I now have you tagged as "Really Great Guy, Would Bang."

                                            The downside is I'm a dude, but still!

                                            [–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

                                            Upside is you don't have to date a girl that uses the term "awk". You are better off.

                                            [–]JoeyJoJoJrShabado 9 points10 points ago

                                            Ask her if she knows Sed

                                            [–]texas-pete 2 points3 points ago

                                            I grep what you did there.

                                            [–]Kalgoor 5 points6 points ago

                                            So what did YOU write to her when you initially asked her?

                                            [–]dome210 1 point2 points ago

                                            oh...hey...um...yeah...this is Andrew. Umm, how's it going? So like, uh, cuz when, go out or something? :)

                                            [–]bluematter08 6 points7 points ago

                                            Below her? Only you can make that judgement and make it true. I say just because you're in a different league than her doesn't make you below her.

                                            Unless you've made yourself below her that is.

                                            [–]rempek 31 points32 points ago

                                            So...

                                            [–]DJBJ 2 points3 points ago

                                            C'mon dude the guy just had the girl say no, no need to rub it in.

                                            [–]YoungTomato 1 point2 points ago

                                            That was fucking perfect! I just laughed my ass off!

                                            [–]Buddhist_Fanatic 3 points4 points ago

                                            Been there more times than I care to remember...

                                            [–]Navy0Corps 40 points41 points ago

                                            aw...i believe this is appropriate in some way..

                                            http://i.imgur.com/cTXxj.jpg

                                            [–]proaction5 4 points5 points ago

                                            Taken almost word for word from a comedian Dwayne Perkins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR2JZ0ww2bQ

                                            [–]AnnoyingMovieQuoter[S] 16 points17 points ago

                                            Yeah, I love that analogy. Pretty spot on. I've always said being in the friend zone is like being a box of tissues; girls just use you when they want to cry about something.

                                            [–]MexicanRommel 97 points98 points ago

                                            Alright. So you're in the friendzone. Here's the thing, you never weren't in the friendzone. She probably made her mind up about you a long time ago, as most girls tend to. I'm guessing you're pretty young, so I'm going to try and give you some valuable advice: Find someone else. Find her, and try hit on her. Don't become friends and hope it blossoms, find a girl and if you're keen, jump in there. You can influence a persons view of you, but only if that opinion is still fresh. Oh, and if this super model attractive girl is a friend of yours that you can trust, hit her up for advice on snagging this new girl. It shows that you're not still thinking about the old girl, and chances are she's got a better idea of how to win the new girl over than you do.

                                            [–]chatzimcfee 49 points50 points ago

                                            I'll one up that idea. Get supermodel chick to wingman for you. Hot girls are literally the best wingmen. LITERALLY.

                                            [–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 7 points8 points ago

                                            This is incredibly true. Having a dude as a wingman is ok, but they can only help if the girl you like has another girl with her. Having a girl as a wingman is way better because it automatically makes you look like someone who has his shit together. Women know that they put up with way less bullshit than guy friends do. They know she wouldn't follow him somewhere if he was a jackass.

                                            [–]Rag3niv 3 points4 points ago

                                            Would this also work if I cart along my past employers on interviews? And we'll be like, "Hey, I'm such a respectable and upstanding citizen that my past employers still enjoy my company!"

                                            [–]freshyrocks 2 points3 points ago

                                            No need. Your potential employer will just call them for you. :)

                                            [–]interpo1 5 points6 points ago

                                            Literally on the lookout now for hot girls with wings ... and a penis?

                                            [–]Prevab 8 points9 points ago

                                            solid advice

                                            [–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 5 points6 points ago

                                            Real Talk.

                                            [–]Beaverkilla 10 points11 points ago

                                            That analogy is rather awkward with genders switched.

                                            [–]skatingmichael 4 points5 points ago

                                            take all my upvotes haha

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                                                [–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

                                                Yup, It's better to be dissapointed than to live the rest of your life worrying and wondering "what if?"

                                                [–]haakon666 0 points1 point ago

                                                If you end up out drinking together, don't be stupid and bring this subject up again. Your friends and thats all good What you should do is get her to be your wing women.

                                                [–]Travis_T_OJustice 6 points7 points ago

                                                awk? she abbreviated awkward?

                                                [–]zorospride -4 points-3 points ago

                                                Oh hey andrew thats really sweet but no thanks, i do just see you as a friend but dont let this make anything awk because its all good:)

                                                Judging by the quality of that text, I'd say you dodged a bullet.

                                                [–]justafleetingmoment 9 points10 points ago

                                                How did you come to that conclusion from that?

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                                                  [–]NotaMethAddict 285 points286 points ago

                                                  Protip: Actually talk to the girl in person.

                                                  [–]no_no_NO_okay 181 points182 points ago

                                                  she'll have to say yes because of the implication.

                                                  [–]rnichaeljackson 66 points67 points ago

                                                  If the girl says no, its obviously no but she won't because of the implication.

                                                  [–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

                                                  you've said that word implication a couple of times, what implication?

                                                  [–]register-THIS 25 points26 points ago

                                                  You know, you're out there, middle of nowhere, it's all peaceful, no noisy neighbours, no annoying police. The implication.

                                                  [–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

                                                  are these girls in danger?

                                                  [–]tony1449 16 points17 points ago

                                                  No no no, it's just the implication of danger.

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                                                  [–]handmethatkitten 10 points11 points ago

                                                  gas leak? what are you implying?

                                                  [–]remaker12 2 points3 points ago

                                                  This is getting a little dark...

                                                  [–]IAmAKanyeWestAMA 28 points29 points ago

                                                  It sounds like she doesnt want to have sex....

                                                  [–]piroteknix 25 points26 points ago

                                                  Tried this last time. She said yes!

                                                  Then stood me up.

                                                  [–]szchm 46 points47 points ago

                                                  Probably for the best. She doesn't sound very nice. Mainly because she stood you up. Funny how these problems resolve themselves.

                                                  [–]pieguyfly 15 points16 points ago

                                                  I don't see the problem here?

                                                  Why didn't he just sit down?

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                                                    [–]innumerical 4 points5 points ago

                                                    Your username is surprisingly relevant today.

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                                                      [–]Ikarus3426 14 points15 points ago

                                                      From now on, you ask a girl out in person.

                                                      [–]hoss7071 6 points7 points ago

                                                      She must've said no. OP, is now surfing Yahoo answers in attempt to find out how to "make her say yes."

                                                      [–]jonbrown2 61 points62 points ago

                                                      WHy would you text a girl to ask her out? Not in person, or at least a phone call?

                                                      [–]whatwasigonnasay 70 points71 points ago

                                                      Beta as fuck.

                                                      [–]SirTubz 5 points6 points ago

                                                      His friends convinced him too. Gamma as fuck.

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                                                        [–]LincolnSt 17 points18 points ago

                                                        Yeah that is weak as hell.

                                                        [–]Ceejae 11 points12 points ago

                                                        BE MORE CONFIDENT FUCK

                                                        [–]Captain_Gnardog 11 points12 points ago

                                                        I think I remember being 15 once.

                                                        [–]Testiculese 2 points3 points ago

                                                        Everyone was 15, once. Twice is difficult.

                                                        [–]LunchMasterFlex 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Because it's 2012 and no one uses their phone to make calls. It would probably be more weird to call. My question is, what the hell do you do on a date before you're allowed to "grab drinks after work?"

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                                                          [–]blacklab 35 points36 points ago

                                                          Jesus. Sack up and ask her in person you ninny.

                                                          [–]hooizyoo 22 points23 points ago

                                                          Maybe I'm showing my age here, but don't ask a girl out over text. Show some fucking balls and make an actual phone call.

                                                          [–]Valkes 7 points8 points ago

                                                          And?

                                                          [–]TheAtomicPlayboy 66 points67 points ago

                                                          He's got a date with Osama.

                                                          [–]pieguyfly 6 points7 points ago

                                                          I think he'll get stood up though. I've heard Osama's feeling a little under the weather.

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                                                            [–]Stall0ne 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Epic twist: OP is the POTUS

                                                            [–]SpecialTest 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Asking a girl out through a text is considered normal now? What happened to a phone call?

                                                            [–]leredditffuuu 2 points3 points ago

                                                            It's considered normal if you're goal is to not get a date.

                                                            Texting is for the weak and timid.

                                                            [–]TheMuffinMan752 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Am I the only one who wants to know how this girl responded?

                                                            [–]CommanderMcDump 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Asking a girl out via text message... I really am on Reddit

                                                            [–]BruceCampbell123 3 points4 points ago

                                                            You asked a girl out via text? Really? REALLY?

                                                            [–]ItsWorkinOrange 3 points4 points ago

                                                            God dammit what did she say? Tell us now!

                                                            [–]monolithe 4 points5 points ago

                                                            I hate text messages, I hope she didn't go out with you. You need some testicles.

                                                            [–]fish_face 1 point2 points ago

                                                            A real man would ask in person. Not wait for a death sentence text...

                                                            [–]im_fucking_zeez_brah 1 point2 points ago

                                                            why does everybody ask out girls over text all of a sudden? man the fuark up and call her at least, or if you can do it face to face!

                                                            [–]matteumayo 2 points3 points ago

                                                            This may never be relevant again.

                                                            [–]A1ka1inE 1 point2 points ago

                                                            TEXTING DAFUQ

                                                            [–]Kirthan 2 points3 points ago

                                                            Omigod, I just realized. Third guy ,sitting down, from the right: Malcolm Tucker.

                                                            [–]tigertry 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Why would you ask someone out over text...?

                                                            [–]StephSC 1 point2 points ago

                                                            By text? You should have called her. Just sayin.

                                                            [–]alaskade 1 point2 points ago

                                                            You asked her out . . . via text message?

                                                            What have we come to?

                                                            [–]juwnaynay88 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Don't text a girl to ask her out. That's not classy.

                                                            [–]Redh_ 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Asking girl out with a text... Forever unclassy.

                                                            [–]vici-Tu 1 point2 points ago

                                                            That is pretty lame. Texting a girl instead of asking her out in person or calling is just sad.

                                                            [–]hrtaus 1 point2 points ago

                                                            And, for your Orthodox Jewish friend,

                                                            [–]k3lp0007 2 points3 points ago

                                                            dude, not over text

                                                            [–]bluematter08 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Ok, it's obvious you've taken this in stride judging from your comments down below. But at least she told you no at first. I asked a girl I liked out. She said yes. Oh boy I was ecstatic. Then on the day of the date we had talked about...she tells me she can't make it tonight she has to...and I quote..."make her stepdad and little brother dinner" This my friends is an equivalent of "I have to wash my hair". Either way, just be glad she said no first. Does a lot better on the ole self esteem.

                                                            [–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Lol, I remember Junior High too.

                                                            [–]ADTRLOVER 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Did she say yes?! :D

                                                            [–]NOTTedMosby -1 points0 points ago

                                                            I want friends like that..

                                                            [–]Darkstrategy -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Is that Japanese porn on Hillary's laptop?

                                                            [–]ShampooLube -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Why does the guy in the back look so photo-shopped?

                                                            [–]BidBadNull -1 points0 points ago

                                                            Has someone photoshopped in those two people at the back?

                                                            [–]EngSciGuy 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Doesn't it look like future Stephen Colbert and John Stewart are there?

                                                            [–]IcyRice 1 point2 points ago

                                                            She said yes Mr. President. Congratulations.

                                                            [–]iamnotaneffinfanboy 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Does anyone else think that that's John Lithgow in that room and there's also Jon Stewart in the background. Also, the people in the back look photoshoped in.

                                                            [–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Is that John Lithgow in there?

                                                            [–]Ryoma123 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Why does obamas head look likes it's edited in?

                                                            [–]VivaLaBeaver 1 point2 points ago

                                                            You're friends with Barack?

                                                            [–]_CitizenSnips_ 0 points1 point ago

                                                            dont use sms to ask a girl out.. what the fuck dude are you 13?

                                                            [–]isol8tor 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Picture of mars on laptop key board infront of the lady ? Hmmm I smell a conspiracy .

                                                            [–]shazneg 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Which one is you?

                                                            [–]sorrydaveicantdothat 0 points1 point ago

                                                            well how did it go?

                                                            [–]MattC23 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Asking out over text?? No dude.

                                                            [–]hagbard_celine 1 point2 points ago

                                                            You know, I bet that's the most serious Obama has ever looked.

                                                            [–]creepy_gay_guy 0 points1 point ago

                                                            I used to confidently touch my crush's penis while looking him and the eyes and say " I think I like you". Almost always worked.

                                                            [–]erogbass 0 points1 point ago

                                                            annndddd?

                                                            [–]sceezy -1 points0 points ago

                                                            ask a girl out text a girl

                                                            pick one

                                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                            Twist: The girl he likes is actually peeking in the room at the back.

                                                            [–]Brucenotsomighty 0 points1 point ago

                                                            We also waited for my friend the same way via xbox live.

                                                            [–]Trimper44 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I think we are all wondering? Did ya get the girl?!

                                                            [–]howdoishotReddit 0 points1 point ago

                                                            she probably said no

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