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[–]ajaxwhat 5 points6 points ago

Exposed as fake long ago.

[–]Sam_Therapy 2 points3 points ago

Maybe she's dating T.J. Henderson?

[–]Blee10 2 points3 points ago

He's got a way with the ladies and he's keepin it real.

[–]TheKingBeyondTheWall 0 points1 point ago

There always the whole potential statutory rape case to hold over his head.

[–]oxygenmoron 1 point2 points ago

WTF.. being in 8th grade ?? it's 'boyfriend is'

[–]Hyperdrunk 1 point2 points ago

What the OP's screencap doesn't tell you: She's actually 17, and has been left back a few years due to poor grammar and syntax.

[–]Dressedw1ngs 0 points1 point ago

Except this is no screen cap, but a repost. The prophecy has been altered! What shall we do great leader!

[–]zoro22 0 points1 point ago

This makes me Sick!!

[–]Michaelsj723 0 points1 point ago

What does reddit think the max age gap is? On a related note, I'm 15 and my girlfriend is 18. I'd say that's about as big ad the gap should get for teenagers.

[–]Rotten194 2 points3 points ago

age / 2 + 7 = lowest.

[–]Stoic_1C 0 points1 point ago

Depends on age of consent in your area. Most US states have consent at 16. Amy younger and it's usually statutory.

[–]Blee10 1 point2 points ago

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

[–]mwalters103 0 points1 point ago

It's a joke. This was posted weeks ago and someone posted a link to her twitter in the comments.

[–]CyrilJHicks 0 points1 point ago

Faith in Darwinism regained!

[–]madstopp 0 points1 point ago

As an European - how old are you when you are leaving for college?

[–]tpott05 0 points1 point ago

Usually between 17 and 19.

[–]thatguy73 0 points1 point ago

Troll post. There really can't be people this dumb, can there?

[–]kevlar_burrito 0 points1 point ago

God you people are gullible...