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[–]attackzeppelin 61 points62 points ago

Aw yiss.

[–]Trent18621862 48 points49 points ago

Motha

[–]Harry_Hardlong 47 points48 points ago

Fuckin

[–]Dundy 44 points45 points ago

Bread Crumbs

[–]N2KTachko 6 points7 points ago

[–]cpnHindsight 2 points3 points ago

Good teamwork y'all.

[–]bioman334 11 points12 points ago

[–]eldovaking 8 points9 points ago

As a 30 year old male with diabetes i find this post very funny. Quack.

[–]backdora_da_explora 1 point2 points ago

As a bird with diabetes, this is a serious problem. Jerk.

[–]WouldYouKindly69 13 points14 points ago

Quack quack quack, quack?! QUACK QUACK!! tl;dr quack.

[–]asdfcasdf 1 point2 points ago

Quack quack quack, quack?! QUACK QUACK!! qq;qq quack.

QQQQ

[–]Mr_Rawrr 3 points4 points ago

Great, now I have to go and check to see if the ducks in the park secretly have stubble.

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

That 4th panel was my Facebook banner for a while!

[–]lol_nope_wrong 2 points3 points ago

This would have been better if it was a goose

It's common knowledge that only geese are able to talk

And only then when they are goslings

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

[–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't over... it still isn't over

[–]thefreq 0 points1 point ago

I love how he's crying about it in the last panel.

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[–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

Quack.

[–]GrandMasterReddit 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus

[–]Annarr 1 point2 points ago

I fuckin' hate ducks 'tho. Bunch of rapist bastards. Give them all the fuckin' bread crumbs.

[–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

Take it easy over there, Ducksama Bin Laden

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

Aduck Hitler

[–]shamalamabigdong 0 points1 point ago

Rye bread is where it's at.

[–]statikuz 0 points1 point ago

[–]jonnyrotten7 0 points1 point ago

God damn white bread gets a bad rap. Seriously, wheat bread is not that much better, nutrition-wise. People talk about white bread like Satan baked it himself. Stop with the fucking hysteria. It's ok. You're not going to get diabetes!

[–]thats_a_risky_click 0 points1 point ago

I used to feed ducks bread till I found out bread is not that great for them. I now feed them peas.

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[–]hoganloaf 6 points7 points ago

^ Comic hipster

[–]nwsreddit 0 points1 point ago

Was it in black & white back in your day?

[–]viceroyofmontecristo 0 points1 point ago

Eating too much sugar can't give you diabetes.

[–]uraffuroos -2 points-1 points ago

Oh really

[–]VerneAsimov -1 points0 points ago

No and yes. Sugar doesn't cause it because it's sugar. Consuming a shit ton of calories does. Sugar is high in calories.

[–]blackberrying 1 point2 points ago

S/he's right, but only somewhat. Eating too much sugar can't give you Type I Diabetes. It can give you Type II Diabetes, which is what most people think of when they imagine diabetes in general (obesity, lack of exercise). Type I Diabetes is thought to be developed through the "lock and key" mechanism, where you need to be genetically predisposed to developing the disease, but also exposed to a certain virus in your pre-pubescent development. In the case of diabetes, it's thought that the Coxsackie virus opens up the "lock" in those who have the genetic predisposition for Type I Diabetes.

Here's an interesting, yet long, article on the idea behind it.

[–]ezeefix21 -1 points0 points ago

Makes me want to experiment if they react different lol

[–]Coolguyzack 0 points1 point ago

*Posts about linking it to the artist's page for revenue. (but doesn't know it)

[–]probablynotaperv 0 points1 point ago

Okay, apparently everyone else has seen this several times, but I haven't. Thanks OP. I read this several times and laughed each time.

[–]archemedes_rex -1 points0 points ago

Are there any other humans in here that don't like white bread?

[–]nwsreddit 1 point2 points ago

I would say yes but you had to specify human.