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[–]HowwieWasHere 107 points108 points ago

It's hard to have fun when you've been in the Hunger Games.

[–]Chill-Lax 36 points37 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who could only See Katniss

[–]KatnissEverdeen13 2 points3 points ago

:)

[–]EnderFrith 7 points8 points ago

Hunger Games and Battle Royale are the new Nam. Poor kids.

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[–]Wiccy 5 points6 points ago

Pointless link, don't bother clicking.

[–]mooseroids 7 points8 points ago

There is a child masturbating quite ferociously in the second car.

[–]Falalacilantro 3 points4 points ago

That's what I expected the zoom in to be. I was taken quite off guard.

[–]funnibot 191 points192 points ago

Mckayla Maroney the early years.

[–]RedditBdayOnXmas 9 points10 points ago

[–]ScienceYouMonster 5 points6 points ago

I saw Lorena from True Blood!

[–]MarkoSeke 19 points20 points ago

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the kid, she looks exactly the same!

[–]MEINCOMP 17 points18 points ago

Prove it.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 11 points12 points ago

Initiating brain scan.

[–]derpinita 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking Catniss Everdeen.

[–]SonicIceFlare 14 points15 points ago

Katniss*

[–]Green_Suspenders 10 points11 points ago

Meow.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

not impressed with this ride.

[–]CornFedHonky 27 points28 points ago

[–]originalgrin 36 points37 points ago

Wednesday Addams?

[–]septimus03 1 point2 points ago

I'm not perky... but I want to be.

[–]Generotti21 16 points17 points ago

She obviously wanted to be in the orange cart but her mom was taking to long to get a good spot in line

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[–]furymice98 33 points34 points ago

It's orange.

[–]Vranak 24 points25 points ago

his story checks out guys

[–]apostrotastrophe 10 points11 points ago

Clearly you've never met a child. Two things can be exactly the same, but if there's one tiny cosmetic difference, one is a pile of puke and the other's the holy grail.

[–]Vranak -1 points0 points ago

okaaaay

[–]revrigel 49 points50 points ago

[–]Ikit-Klaw 4 points5 points ago

I had fun once Johnny, ONCE

[–]ogami1972 6 points7 points ago

I knew if I stayed alive long enough, I would find someone else who saw Johnny Dangerously.

[–]Ikit-Klaw 2 points3 points ago

Love that movie

[–]coming_up_milhouse 2 points3 points ago

Such a fantastic movie.

"It shoots through schools."

[–]gornky 0 points1 point ago

There are dozens of us. Dozens.

[–]CptOblivion 3 points4 points ago

That's really clearly a focused face, not an unhappy one. She's all "I'm gonna catch the fuck up to those three kids, even if it's the last thing I do"

[–]Zachary9 4 points5 points ago

All i see is a kid shitting his pants right in front of her...

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[–]ReactsWithWords 3 points4 points ago

I don't know, but it explains why she's not happy.

[–]Phooey138 2 points3 points ago

I think she is just very sad to be in a car by herself. The other three aren't happy because they are in a car, but because they are in a car together, and she knows this.

[–]deserthermit 1 point2 points ago

She just needs to Upgrayedd to coasters.

[–]fortinwithwill 3 points4 points ago

Why is the eye of the car the girl is in colored black in the last frame?

[–]halpo 5 points6 points ago

Probably it was put together in paint. The background around the bottom two images was originally white, and when they filled it in, the white of the eye met the white of the background and filled it in as well.

[–]DidThis2Downvote 6 points7 points ago

This: http://imgur.com/jM3bH

Is what I immediately thought of.

[–]Regendur 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, I would not have wanted to go on that ride as a kid either.

[–]Rummy_Tummy 1 point2 points ago

someone didn't get their funnel cake

[–]cheesefalcon -1 points0 points ago

Left side: Fuck YA! This is amazing! Right side: DAFUQ did I just see?

[–]Eathbound -1 points0 points ago

WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW? WHEN I AM SO FAST? VGWVGWVGWVGWVGWVGWGTGVGTGTVGTGVGTGVGTGVGTGVGSVGSVGSVGSVGSVGSVGSVGSVGSVGVGTGTVGTGVGTGVGTGVGTG

[–]samsterk911 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like jimmy Carr as a little girl

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

That little girl is pissed

[–]mceppy[!] 0 points1 point ago

"Sorry kid. You're not big enough to ride the Death Spike Rollercoaster. But you can ride the Happy Bug Cars in our Kids section."

[–]Dobott -1 points0 points ago

That blonde kid looks like a young Gilbert Gottfried.

[–]Cam8895 1 point2 points ago

Kid in red looks like Anderson Cooper

[–]professional_here 0 points1 point ago

And that haircut. What the hell.

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana -1 points0 points ago

marvin the paranoid android reborn :*)

[–]ChikenShit -1 points0 points ago

world according to garp was a premonition

[–]surfnaked -1 points0 points ago

"There were BOYS! ewww."

[–]upside_down_frown -1 points0 points ago

Is this at Bay Beach?!?

[–]spleendor 0 points1 point ago

Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it.

[–]keky1130 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing you can pick out her mom from the women in the background!

[–]steviefin 0 points1 point ago

"Where the fuck are my parents"?

[–]egoods 0 points1 point ago

As my mother would say "You're going to have fun dammit, whether you like it or not!"

[–]Spartanvince11 -1 points0 points ago

Downvote me if you want, but the girl kinda looks like Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) prepareing for the reaping in the movie.

[–]zachar_donovan -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the kid in the back of the car is jizzing himself?

[–]Mustachio 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure the one wearing a red shirt is Bill Maher.

[–]Gizmo9682 0 points1 point ago

Yay

[–]DMercenary 0 points1 point ago

I had fun once. But the war took it all away.

[–]You-are_wrong 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the hunger games: disney world

[–]Tubutas 0 points1 point ago

The one kid is jizzing his pants.

[–]Fourhand_451 0 points1 point ago

This is weird. Real life is not memes.

[–]Chipsinabox 0 points1 point ago

As being someone who worked at a theme park, I feel sorry for the employee running that ride.

[–]craiglaub 0 points1 point ago

This is my wife. Every moment of every day

[–]apocal7964 0 points1 point ago

Seconds after this picture was taken the two older boys exploded and snakes spiders and other horrors came forth and our supreme queen asended into her godhood

[–]vaporiz 0 points1 point ago

I thought he meant that Michael Jackson woman on the phone.

[–]mynameismark22 0 points1 point ago

Adorable? I'm not sure it means what you think it means.

[–]brianw824 1 point2 points ago

I remember I hated to color when I was a kid and got chewed out for it in 1st grade.

[–]LaurenSaysRawr 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if anyone else saw this cause I didn't feel like going through all the comments, but i saw Wednesday from the Adams Family xD

[–]stoicspoon 0 points1 point ago

This girl looks like the Pro Starcraft 2 player, Scarlett.

[–]HerpinMaDerp 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck this shit."

[–]hootch 1 point2 points ago

You'd look like that too if Jack Black was your father.

[–]Atomos_ 0 points1 point ago

The kid with the white shirt in the second cart seems to be enjoying himself as well...

[–]ino_on_the_int 1 point2 points ago

Fun. Not even a second time.

[–]apocalypseCornbread 0 points1 point ago

Life, don't talk to me about life.

[–]wolf_op 2 points3 points ago

Ah Six Flags. How I miss wearing your neon shirts.

[–]mjm18 2 points3 points ago

I have actually worked that exact ride...

[–]kouray 0 points1 point ago

I did too, and that was the worst part of the job. They play the worst possible songs in this area....

[–]enrique15 -1 points0 points ago

The smaller one looks dead worried that he's going to crash.

[–]aideshelpaids 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the kid in the back looked like he was trying to jerk off.

[–]nhilante 1 point2 points ago

i hated those years when we were too short to ride the cool stuff too, i understand your pain adventurous lady.

[–]gypsybiker -1 points0 points ago

I sure hope you got her parents permission before you posted this, bit just in care you didn't, I'll report this.

[–]PoisonLilith -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like the boy in the middle is jerking it

[–]Thelocalgaspump77 0 points1 point ago

She looks like jimmy Carr

[–]Downvote_This_Maybe -2 points-1 points ago

And you're a dick for putting your brother's family on reddit.

[–]smokeweedsbrah -3 points-2 points ago

That's funny because all I see is the kid in the middle of the back row busting a nut all over that fuckin ladybug's back.

[–]stopthemadne55 -2 points-1 points ago

That wouldnt happen to be your mom in the back with the glasses, would it?.....she needs to call my number asap to get a prize....

[–]kipland -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if I'm a pedobear for saying this, but her facial features do resemble those of Emma Watson.

[–]professional_here -1 points0 points ago

If you're not sure if you're a pedobear, you are.

[–]WhatTheFedex -2 points-1 points ago

Red shirt: "TOO FAST! TOO FAST!" White shirt: "I hope no one notices my wet pants..." Baby: "DEAR GOD, is he posting this on the Internet?!"

[–]Jaxck -2 points-1 points ago

If she was blond, she would be Mindy.

[–]LilPepper 0 points1 point ago

How about that woman looking sad behind her.

Mama?

[–]ogami1972 0 points1 point ago

She's pondering what she might have done to end up with this melancholy baby.

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

[–]kraken_kitty -2 points-1 points ago

By John Cleese's boxers, I could not stop laughing XD

[–]M_McFly 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think Addams family?

[–]Kil-E 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, what a funsucker :/

[–]avajanewolf 0 points1 point ago

Looks like katniss everdeen

[–]EatATree 0 points1 point ago

She's having a "capital" time...

[–]sh1tbr1cks -2 points-1 points ago

Brace yourselves, a new meme is coming.

[–]Jesteon 0 points1 point ago

Which makes me wonder: how many pictures are there of you where you are the one in the back round?

[–]Sariel007 -2 points-1 points ago

Stop bugging the girl.

[–]Vranak -3 points-2 points ago

She's allowed to not like the ride, do you understand this? It's just a stupid little kiddy ride, I'd probably be bored too at that age.

[–]baumkramer -4 points-3 points ago

Someone with a serious face had fun once and it was awful olololololol not old yet

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory -3 points-2 points ago

What about the kid jacking himself off?

[–]Octavepuss -4 points-3 points ago

The kid in the middle looks like he's taking an enormous shit.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 0 points1 point ago

I like how all the people who are commenting on the other kid are getting down voted. Wtf is wrong with you reddit?